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The speaker introduces herself as Valerie Caro, a single mother of four daughters. She works as an employee for the city of El Paso and is also a group fitness instructor. She talks about her divorce and her dating experiences, admitting that some relationships have been sad while others have been hilarious. She discusses her current relationship with a man she met on TikTok who lives in a different city. They have spent time together and she is hopeful that they can make it work despite the distance. She mentions having a Bumble profile and feeling frustrated with the dating scene. She acknowledges that dating in the late 30s to early 40s can be challenging. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. All right. You know what? My voice is kind of annoying. Okay. All right, guys. Welcome to the first episode of my podcast that I am going to give a whirl at. It is called Vale Verga. My name is Valerie Caro. I am a single mother. I am divorced. I am 39, about to turn 40 next month. Holy fuck. I am a mother of four daughters, beautiful daughters, ages ranging from 22 to 9. They're cool as fuck. I only have one baby daddy. I'm proud of that shit. I just like to throw that out there, you know. Let me see. What else can I say about myself? I work as an employee for the city of El Paso. I don't know if I should say that, but fuck it, it's out there already, right? I am also a group fitness instructor. I'm not very great at it. I'm not great at it, you know what I mean? I only have five people from the whole city that are coming to my classes right now, I guess, because I'm a little too hard. I say bitches and fuck a lot, and that kind of deters people, but I see it as motivational speaking, so whatever. That's what I keep doing. The owner of the gym is nice enough to keep me on, so I've been doing that for like five, six years. So I have been divorced for five years, and it has been a journey, okay? So a little back story on me. I met my now current ex-husband at the age of 12. Totally, totally lied to him and told him that I was 15 and he was 16, but I was 12. I was 12. And, you know, we fell in love, so he was like, damn, I guess I gotta keep her. That's how he likes to fucking tell it, dickhead. So, you know, and then we had our first daughter when I was 17, and we stayed together forever, it seems. So we had been together for a total, tough 22 years, and then, you know, had our four daughters. One miscarriage in there. And we are super cool now. You know, of course, we have our little tiffs about the kids or whatever, and it was a rocky road getting here, but we are ultimately super cool, you know? Wish him the best. I know he doesn't really wish me the best when it comes to my relationships. He's kind of like always whenever I start seeing somebody, but I do wish him well. So, no bullshit. You know what I mean? I'm just saying that. Like, I super, you know, hope that he has happiness and love in his life, because that's what he deserves. He's an amazing father. An amazing father. I gotta say that. He is amazing. So, yeah, I have really been dating the fuck out of this single life, and it has been pretty fun. A lot of shit shows. A lot of it. And I'm sure all of you women, single men and women out there can relate to that, right? You know, haven't been in the dating game either at all or very much, you know, like myself, or you're getting back into it after all of these years of being married or in a committed relationship, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Whatever you want to call your shit show, you know, and you're getting back into it. And I've said this before, but you know, some of this shit is sad. Some of it's really, really sad how it doesn't work out. There's sad stories, you know, sad situations on why your relationships didn't pan out or work out, whatever. And then there's some that are fucking hilarious. So, you know, I want to kind of focus on the hilarious shit, you know, from my pain and my woes. I kind of eventually see the hilarious points in them, you know, those hilarious moments. And that's kind of what I look back on a lot and try and grow from them, of course, you know what I mean? I don't know how much, how well I'm doing at that job, because I continuously, continuously just get into these relationships and they may not work out or whatever. And I guess the question I ask myself a lot is like, fuck, is it me? Is it me? Like, and it is, you know, I have a lot of baggage that comes with me, you know, of course, my four kids, my divorce, you know, a lot of shit that follows me from, I think everybody, you know, has that from childhood and, you know, what you saw in your parents and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know. But, and then everybody has a different story. So you got to find that one person that your story kind of fits into theirs. And, you know, you guys can relate and get along and fucking stand each other for more than like five seconds, right? And that's ultimately our goal. And I feel like a lot of people and, you know, probably my probably like, you know, myself included, have stuck with people just out of convenience, or just because they didn't want to be alone. Like they feel like, oh, this is better than being alone. And it's really not, you know, and so I don't know, like, I mean, I kind of feel bad for some people that I see their situations. I'm like, damn, you know, or I see them and I'm super envious of their situations. I'm like, damn, those bitches, they found it, you know what I mean? They found what we're all looking for. So what is it that we're all looking for? You know what I mean? Like, okay, for instance, right now, I don't even know if like, we're in a relationship or whatever, I'm just gonna put it out there. Okay, this is what this is about, right? This is what this is about. If you know me, and we are cool, we hang out. Just know that you may be on this fucking podcast. Okay, that's just something you have to live with. Either you're with me or you're not. That's just what's going to happen here. So this amazing man that I am seeing right now, super amazing. And of all places, we found each other on TikTok. Super fucking cool. Has a good sense of humor, you know, maybe it's not always ha ha ha ha funny, but he is he's he's cute. He has cute stories. And, and I like talking to him. He's very interesting. And so I guess I hit him up on TikTok. Because he was liking my stuff and putting little cute comments. So I finally reached out to him when I got to see his face was all about, I gotta see this man's face because I don't want to fucking be messaging some ugga when I'm, you know, no, no, he won't leave me alone. And then I have to block somebody else, you know, my block list is getting long, y'all. So I was trying to avoid that. So I finally got to see his face. And I was like, cool, you know, and he lives in Houston, my mother and my sister, and my brothers live in Houston. And he asked me, you know, when I was going to be there next, if you could take me out next time I was going to be there. So I was just waiting for my sister's baby to be born my little beautiful niece. And so he surprised me at the airport with flowers. We were talking for weeks, FaceTiming because I was like, Okay, I don't want to spend time with you. Um, you know, let's see how we get along. So we were FaceTiming, calling each other texting, and it was all good. So yes, when I was coming in, my mother, my, my brother met me at the airport. And he surprised me there showed up, I just heard a hey, and showed up with beautiful flowers for me. And it was awesome. And then he just like scurried away. Because he's like, a little socially awkward. He's a little nervous, but I like that he's super sweet. And then we just kind of hung out, you know, days in a row there in Houston and he totally just, you know, wined me and dined me and treated me like a queen. And he was just here this past weekend, he flew down to El Paso. So that's where I'm from El Paso, Texas. And we had a great weekend. You know, he took me to Wattis, we had lunch, walked around all these markets, came back had a beautiful dinner at Absolute 11. And then Sunday, he ran a marathon and I cheered him on for that. And then you know, he was gone. And I guess the issue is that he's divorced too with four kids. In his divorce decree, he cannot move out of the school district that he lives in. Same thing for me. It's in my divorce decree. So I'm in a different city, you know, 10 hours away. And that's kind of like he like this morning was like, we're gonna do this, you know. And he's kind of saying that he's holding holding back because I am so far away. And yeah, right now he wants the long term like how the fuck is this gonna work? And I agree. I agree. And I am just like this big hopeless fucking romantic that I'm just like, we can make it work. We can make it right. Because he's so cool. Like he's just so fucking cool. Like I love talking to him. I love being around him. You know, in the bedroom is pretty fucking bomb too. So I mean, I was like, damn, you know, it does suck that he's far away. But I don't know, I, I guess I'm willing. Right now he's looking because like, I don't know, you know, how long I can sometimes kind of sucks. You know what I mean? And, but you know, what can you do? Things like this happen in life. You know what I mean? They really do. And you can't go fucking slitting your wrist at every little disappointment that comes around the corner because there's a fuckload of those opportunities to be disappointed, right? It's what you do with it when you get disappointed in these type of things. So, you know, it is what it is. And not that I'm looking or anything like that, but like I do have a Bumble profile. So I was just kind of like, God damn it just suck. You know, me and this guy had this conversation this morning. I'm like, fuck, I'm bummed. You know what I mean? He's like, yeah, it's cool right now. But you know, later on, I'm like, fuck, man, like, that means should we stop talking? Like, whatever. So I have a Bumble profile. And like that shit went off this morning. And I'm like, God damn it fucking Bumble and dating and God, does that mean I have to like, go out there and try and see what's in this fucking cesspool? It's a dating pool from late 30s going on early 40s. Is it shit out there? It is shit. That is something that I have come to realize. Like, I mean, it is hard out there. You know, motherfuckers are over there out there like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're divorced or we're separated and still living, you know, with their ex and they got this weird shit going on where they're barely broke up like a week ago and they're fucking trying to see and God, it's just so much of that shit. You know what I mean? Or they want fucking some swinger lifestyle and that's bullshit too. And you know, there's all this crazy shit out there. It's all it's just people in their straight lives that there are free and but they're out there fucking like three or four other people and you're like, God damn it. You know, and it's hard. It's fucking hard. You don't know what you want. They don't know what they want. And and it's it's a shit show. So the thought of that, oh, my God, dating is ass. Dating is it? And I don't feel like I want to date like forever. You know what I mean? I feel like I'm fucking wifey material bitches like I'm out here cooking and cleaning for motherfuckers. You know what I mean? Making sure they're OK. Nursing them back to health when they're sick and shit. And then you're going to go dip your dirty peepee in somebody else. No, no. Hard fucking pass. Hard fucking pass on that shit. So anyways, my fucking bumble goes off. Right. And I'm like, oh, I haven't been on there for like a couple months, to be honest. So I'm looking through there and I'm like, bullshit. All right, let's read some of these. OK, Joshua, 47. OK, you know, I'm not. I like that. I like somebody a little bit older than me, a little wiser, got a little more story than them, you know. OK, so his 47 insurance restoration general contractor. OK, about me. Hi, I'm Joshua with a little waving hand. OK, six feet like that. Active sometimes. Bitch, get your ass in the gym. Drinks rarely. What the fuck? Rarely? Bro, I want to have a drink like, you know, every Wednesday, Thursday. I don't have my kids. I want to have a drink then. Socially smokes. Ugh, gross. OK, but what are you smoking? Uh, looking for a relationship. Kids, not sure yet. Well, bitch, I come with four. So I don't know about that. Christian or what kind of Christian? Are you a fucking crazy one to be clapping in church and shit or what? I don't know. OK, interest. Dancing. OK, OK. Cooking, also check. Uh, fantasy. OK, dogs. Eh, interest, human rights. OK, languages I know, English and Spanish, cool. Oh, damn it, I got to the picture. Wow. I mean, I'm not a fucking 10, but... Nope, nope, not making me tingle down there. Pass. All right, swipe to the left. Max, 58. Holy shit, looks like a cast member of Duck Dynasty. Sir. Let's not do this. We'll swipe to the left. Nikki, 59. What the fuck do I have my settings on? Account manager. It looks like my grandpa. Dude, hard... No, no, no, hard press. Ruben, 59. God, 59, that's a bit old, dude. I bet you this guy, he looks like he needs the blue pill. I can't handle that either. Swipe to the left. Rod, 58. Oh, his eyes are super watery. I need to change my settings for real. The fuck? Hard pass, Rod. Rod? Rod, yeah. Left, swipe left. Tim, 58. OK, he's kind of a good looking older white guy. I ain't mad at you. Mm, succeed something casual. Excuse me, sir, you are practically on your deathbed at 58 and you want something casual? The fuck at home? You know, just look kind of good. No, no, hard pass. Left. David, DJ, 59. 59 and you got that name? Living one day at a time and enjoying the moment. Five, seven, oh, fuck that. Left. Lamar, Lamar, no, no, no. 58, I mean, look good for a 58, but not my cup of tea. Swipe left, Lamar. Chris, 42. OK, he's holding a dog, which I'm like a dog lover. Engineer by daylight, but Netflix, Hulu and salsa bachata dancing comes through by night. Oh, that's cute. Traveling to new vacay hotspots and beautiful beaches is definitely high on the love to do list, but tends to pale in comparison to spending time with good friends. So what lights up your life? Hiking, Quidditch, bitch, Pearly Heart, Harry Potter, five, six. Oh, I don't know. Active. OK, OK. In the gym, in the gym. Socially drinks. All right, all right. OK, dancing, gym, stand up care. OK, OK. I'm loving that picture. But dude, he's five six. Am I a dick for thinking that? I want a big man. I want to like tower over me. Ah, bro, left, left. I'm going to have to swipe left on that shit. All right, sorry about that. I have to stop because my ex-husband is, was texting me in our group chat asking if my oldest daughter can take the girls to school. And I'm like, bro, why don't you just ask me? Why don't you just ask me? It's the whole reason why I started working from home. Yeah, so that too, I started working from home. So I have a lot of fucking time on my hands. OK, which is how this little venture came about. All right, now that that. That fucking scolding has taken place, let's go back to this bumble shit. OK, Chi Town, really? Fifty seven. His name is Chi Town. Get the fuck out of here. Swipe left. Roberto. Fifty seven. Hell no. To the left. Alberto. Fifty eight. All these guys look like my grandpa. Can't there be any hot fifty something year olds? Nope. Allen. Fifty eight. Nope. Larry has his shirt off. This is terrible, Larry. No, don't. Larry, put your shirt back on. Should I just message him to tell him to put his shirt back on? Oh, bro. I mean, he's feeling himself. Like, I mean, good for him, but oh god. Looks like he used to be buff in his youth and like. Again, I am not ten. I've had four babies. Shit is fucked up. OK, but still. No, I don't want that on me. No, no. Rahul. That's how he spelled it. R-H-R-A-H-U-L. Thirty two. Bitch, that is. I could be your mother. Curiosity been killing the cat, but I got nine lives. All right, five ten. Sometimes Pisces. Oh, I am also a Pisces. I don't think that's a good thing. Doesn't want kids. Oh, bitch, I come with four. Valdo, New Mexico. Oh, hell no. To the left. To the left, Andrew. Fuck no. Raghav. Thirty one. Research associate at UTEP. I don't know. He looks like he kind of smells like some weird spices. I do not want to get mixed up on them eyebrows. Oh god. Guys, please, tweeze your fucking eyebrows. Like, a little self care, a little grooming can go a long ways. OK, same for you women, but fuck this guy. Looks like he's got two caterpillars just fucking sitting on his face. I don't want that either. Left. Rodrigo. Thirty one. Again, thirty one. Five, six. Left. Joe. Thirty one. Left. Jake. Thirty one. No, Jake would be looking a little fine. Five, eight. Active. OK, OK. Want some date? No. Again. Interest yoga. Oh, I don't know about a man who does yoga. God damn it. You know what? He is fine, though. He has a little handlebar mustache and everything. Be wearing some plaid. Jake can kind of get it. Jake can kind of get it. Johnny. OK, so I don't get this, guys. In your dating profiles, why would you have multiple men in there? Like, don't be fucking putting your initial picture as a crowd, like a group picture. Six, two. Oh, OK. Scroll down. A little bit of a dick guy. Oh, look at his legs. That is hot as balls. Johnny, how old are you again? Thirty one. Probably have to teach him some shit. But I'm kind of willing to. Also, he can get it. OK. Dylan. Thirty one. Now, I'm not fucking swiping right on any of these motherfuckers, because again, like, I don't know what's happening with this dude over here, but I'm just I'm just looking, you know, and I'm just kind of want to see what the cesspool is like. And today it's not that bad. It's like, you know, the Lord threw in a chlorine tablet or something. It was like, let's just let it be a little clear for you. All right, let's continue. Dylan. Thirty one. Military, U.S. Army. Oh, military guys. OK, so the last military guy that I dated still has my garage door opener. Will not give it back. What the fuck? Give it back, bro. Back. Also, I need to stop throwing out my fucking garage door opener. Like, for real. One day I'm going to wake up with some fucking rabbits doing on my stove. OK. Dylan. Thirty one. I'm single. You're single. Know what that means? Nobody wants it. That's pretty good. I like that. I like guys that can make me laugh. I always say, like, if you can make me laugh and just laugh my clothes off. OK. Six two. Ooh, like that. Active. In college. Gym. Road. Trips. Being active. Sense of humor. Sense of adventure. Damn, you've got some nice tats. After work, you can find me sitting in traffic on 375. Damn, that is a nice. Oh, my God. He has a bike. That is so hot. Something I've learned way later than I should have. Tortilla chips are made from tortillas. OK. I like it. He's pretty. He's pretty cool. Hector. He has a Slipknot t-shirt on. He is thirty one. He looks like a baby. Left. All right. A whole sweat. Looks just like this other guy that I swiped on right now. Thirty one. No. And no. Swiped left. Cole. Let's see. Cole is thirty one. Escrow officer at LST. Again, has all these fucking guys in his profile picture. Which one are you, Cole? Six two. Six two. Active. All right. All right. All right. Track. Concerts. Bars. Cafe. Hopping. Board games. OK. All right. All right. I mean, he's cute. This boy. This. OK. I am also Mexican-American. I am Latina. I don't know how white dudes feel. I don't know. I feel like they're cool. But white dudes always have like big asses, which is weird. Like, ugh. I don't like for my men to have an ass. I like to be the only one with ass in this relationship. So I don't know about this white dude. Whatever. I don't care if you fucking call me racist. I don't give a fuck. That's just my preference. I like what I like. OK. If you like ass on a man, then have at it. Have all these white dudes. I'm just saying. A couple white dudes that I've been with, they got asses. And it's weird. I don't like it. All right. Richard. Thirty one. Let's make this year a great one in making plan for where to travel. Let's have a coffee or a gym date going with the flow of this. OK. I don't know, Richard, if English is your first language or not. You'd be missing a lot of S's, Richard. Five ten. Active. Sagittarius. Whatever the fuck that means. Rarely drinks. Ugh. Dancing. OK. Interest. Dancing. Gym. Festivals. Camping. Exploring new cities. Dude is tucking in his shirt. At the gym. After work, you can find me at the gym or volleyball or soccer practice. I guarantee you that my mom will raise me to be a gentleman. We'll travel as much as possible. I like that. I quote too much from white chick's dodgeball beer fest. Beer fest is ass. OK. Francisco. Thirty one. What the fuck is this profile pic? A little too feminine for me, bro. Let's go have a photo shoot. Ugh. Automatically left. He's a photographer. No, thank you. Luis. Thirty one. Bro, your nails are long as fuck in this profile picture. I don't like. Left. Manny. Thirty one. Let me just set the scene for this fucking profile pic, right? He is in a bathtub. A large bathtub full of bubbles. OK. It is candle lit in this bitch, so it's a little dark in there. He has sunglasses on. OK. He's bald, has sunglasses on, and is drinking from a champagne bottle. This is this man's fucking profile pic, OK? Let's just go down. About me. Looking for casual fun. No shit. I couldn't tell. I've dated plenty and tried the serious thing more than a few times, and it's just never really worked out. I'm very focused on my life at the moment and getting my goals met. I'm looking for some adult fun people that I can go out with and have a good time. Six feet. Active. Rarely drinks tea. Something casual. Yeah, yeah. Gym stand up dogs. Being active. Intelligence. English. Spanish. Well, you know what? He's got his little eyebrows shaved. Damn, he's all tattered up, which is kind of fucking hot. Non-negotiable. Pretty hands and feet. This guy is such a douchebag. Quickest way to my heart. Cooking me a homemade meal. Such a douchebag, but I am so fucking attracted to him. God, I hate myself. Favorite quality in a person. Loyalty. It's rare. Get the fuck out of here with your fine ass. 1992. Is that when this bitch was born? Oh, yeah. Says he's 31. Fucking guy. Hate him. I'm going to have to swipe left. Even though I want to swipe right, it's a left, bro. Okay, Eric. 31. Hanks High School. Left. Okay, this one just says R. A. R. 31. And he's got some weird fucking hairdo when he's standing on his car. And not a very masculine pose. Sir, I'm going to have to swipe left. Jeremy 31. Oh, fuck no. You look like a Jeremy 31. Left. Michael 31. Ooh, he's got some nice little lips. Some thick ass eyebrows, but I can see like he's grooming them. Okay, he's tatted up. Gemini. Ugh, red flag. Right fucking mirror, right? I'm just saying all the Geminis I've been with, amazing in bed, but shit ass people. I don't know. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. Alright, alright. He's pretty cute. But you know, he's super, oh, didn't he look like, no. He's like too thin. And there's no height on there, which means that he's fucking, he's short. I mean, I could be wrong, but that's just from my personal experience. Short. No, thank you. Nathaniel. Officer at the army. Okay. Of course. About me. Faith. Family. Friends. Fitness and sports. Foodie. Films. Fun. What the fuck? This guy says all these F words. What about fucking, huh? What about fucking Nathaniel? Okay. I'm down to earth. Southern gentleman with an adventurous side. Enjoy traveling and new experiences. Swipe right to find out more. I've got some abs. After work you can find me in the gym cooking or watching a good TV show. All are very therapeutic. That's pretty cute, but no. Eric 31. No, sir. Educator at a high school. Nah, nah, they ain't gonna be fucking telling me dad jokes all day. No. I mean, he's cute, but no, sir. Joshua. Fuck no. Daryl 31. No, sir. I need some hair on that head. I'm sorry. I just, I can't do both. It's just my personal preference. Ian 31. He has a big ass head. Six seven. No wonder. Yeah, he's a big dude. This woman is big everywhere. My interest. Dancing, surfing, bars, thriller. That's close okay. Very itch. No, he's, I mean, he's not bad. Uh, really into Legos. Oh, sorry, Ian. Left. Luis. Oh, fuck no. Left 31. Bro, you look like you're 51. Yeah, and I probably look like that too, but I don't give a fuck. I'm the one in control here. I'm the one who has the power to swipe. So I can fucking make all the judgments I want. God damn it. Fidel 31. I don't know about somebody named Fidel, bro. I'm about to swipe on that. Alan. What the fuck? He looks like he's scared. He legit looks like he's terrified in this profile picture. I think you guys need to ask some friends before you go out fucking making these pictures public. Like, you know, somebody needs to sit you all down and be like, no, it's not attractive. That's not good. Maisie 31. Mazzie, M-A-Z-I. Five 11. Motherfucker has a fur coat with a picture with, I guess his mother, grandmother. They're both wearing fur coats. I don't know about this, sir. Conservatory of Recording Artists. I got a fur coat on. Martin 31. Sir, you have bags at 31. Get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no. Bow tie, don't break it. Luis 31. Cute smile, but nothing really on there. I don't know how tall you are. No. Crafts, get the fuck out of there. Lucy Netter's your interest. Jose 31 with a dog. Oh, no. That, no, no. Beard is too crazy. It's got too many lines in there. It's just weird. Dave 31. What the fuck are my settings at? I like his hair. Five 11. Oh, it's a bit of a ginger. I kind of like that, too. Sober, oh, get the fuck out of here. Sir, swipe left. Donovan 31. Donovan has nice arms, but they are hairy as fuck. What else is hairy? The father of two. I love working out, hiking, music, food, and beer. Not looking for anything too serious on here, so get to know me. Left. Douglas 31. I own my own company and I support myself just looking for friends to have fun with, go out, and see what happens. I hope we'll have two wonderful kids. Okay, I'm 6'2". No. Stephen 31 looks like a baby. Okay, let's continue on. Sorry, I have to answer some shit. All right. Now, you know, this is a little more difficult than I had imagined, like, talking by myself. I had invited a ton of my friends to come on, and they were like, oh, yeah, yeah, but none of them want to fucking, like, you know, actually be on a podcast. They're all afraid. They all fucking flake out. I don't know what that's about. I guess they're afraid that I'm going to say some shit, and they're going to get recognized, and they're all scared of that. I'm like, well, I can't even be mad at them. I mean, I kind of am, but whatever, I'm over it. Whatever. All right, moving on. Humble fucking profiles. Jay 37. Game at changer. Hmm, clever, I guess. Compatible with concert goers, trail hikers. I'm so glad she swiped right. Your mom. That's hilarious. 6'1", sometimes goes to the gym. Frequently drinks wine. I'm not fucking drunk, bro. Travel mode, and swiping left. Tony 31. FF at GE. What the fuck does that mean? I like to travel. Eating out. Cooking. Looking for a real connection, either for friendship or love. 5'8", sometimes works out. Never smoke. Socially drinks. All right, all right. Interest, cooking, documentaries. I love a good documentary. House music. Ooh. Goggles. All right. Exploring new cities. All right. Not quite a dad bubba, is it? All right. If I could only eat one meal for the rest of my life, it would be sushi. Yeah. Ooh, got a close-up of his face, though. Real nerd about music. If I could travel to any time in the past, no regret. Pretty good. Instagram photos. All right. Looks kind of cool. He is Hispanic and white. All right. Top artist for this dude, J Balvin. I like that. Apollonia. Get the fuck out of here. I don't know who a lot of these people are. Yeah, I don't know. Let's move left. Let's go. Abel 31. Damn, Abel, we got some scars on your face, bro. What the fuck happened there? They kind of look like nail scratches. I don't know about that. 5'8". Oh, that is a no, sir. He's not terrible looking, but just not my cup of tea. Diego 31. What the fuck? Bartender? No, sir. Miguel 31. Has longer hair than I do. I don't know about that. Hard left. He's got some fucking dollar glasses on that I am not a fan of. Miles 31. Okay, he has a picture with a baby. Nope, right off the bat, not attracted to him. Not saying that he's ugly, just ew. William 60. Get the fuck out of here, sir. You look like the Monopoly guy. Alberto 31. All right. Laying in bed with a cap with no shirt on. 5'2". That's his height? I'm sorry, sir. Left. Oscar 31. Don't start the conversation with one word. Show some depth and be creative. God, so hostile. Six feet. Video games, cooking. No, I don't like how he becomes all aggressive in his about me. Eric 31. Nope. Dylan 31. Nope. Justin 31. Justin looks like maybe he did some heroin before taking this picture and he is slumping asleep while somehow sitting in a chair. That is not a good look, sir. Y'all have some weird poses, really. The eyes never lie, chico. Okay. No height on there. I don't know about that. Oh, God, his pictures are terrible. He has some really weird... Oh, God. I mean, he's not bad looking, but then he doesn't have his height on there. I don't want to... Nope, nope. Left. Ronald 31. No, sir. Carson 31? Is that how you say that? No, sir. Antonio 31. Okay, guys. I am getting fucking exhausted from looking at this. I can't. That's why I can't with this app. Oh, I can't. I'm getting frustrated. I'm pretty sure that you guys are. We are 35 fucking minutes in. That shit is frustrating. So, what do y'all think I should do? What should I do about this out-of-town romance? I mean, is he right? Should we just like, you know, what's the point? Or should we give it a try? Should we give it our all? I mean, people make it work, right? I don't know. It kind of sounds like I'm leaning towards the latter. But also, I cannot force anybody to do anything they don't want to do, right? Who the fuck wants that? Right? Right? You know what I did before recording this shit? I cleaned the whole house. I got upset from that whole thing. More hurt than upset. You know what I mean? And I was like, damn. And I cleaned the whole fucking house. The whole house. Laundry, dishes, fucking kitty litter box. That's right. I'm one of those women. I have a fucking cat. Don't you judge me. All right? So, I thought I fucking did try and clear my head. And I was like, you know what? I've been talking about doing this fucking podcast forever. Let's just fucking do it. So, this one's probably going to be a little short right now. But thank you all for listening to my shit show. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a lot of comments that are going to tell me to get on some ADD medication. Perhaps get a fucking life and calling me a loser. But I am totally prepared for that. That's okay. I am also one of those people that do that. So, you know, have at it. I understand. And if you're a mom or a dad that's single and you have this same mentality as me, please share. You know what I mean? Throw me some comments. Throw me some stories, you know, that we can talk about and kind of roll off of there. Because, you know, that's what this is all about is I'm sure I am not the only person that feels like this. Okay? That's trying to juggle life with kids, work, and dating. You know? And it's hard. It's hard to do. So, I know I'm not the only person. So, let's fucking talk about it. Yeah? All right, guys. Have a great one. You are listening to Vale Verga. Fuck it all. All right? My name is Valerie Caro. Out!