The Port Podcast - Episode 3

The main ideas from this information are: - The hosts discuss the performance of the Pittsburgh Steelers and their offensive coordinator, Matt Canada. - They also talk about the upcoming game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos, and criticize the officiating in favor of the Chiefs. - They mention the Baltimore Ravens game in London and the injuries that occurred. - The hosts express their thoughts on the Dallas Cowboys and their quarterback Dak Prescott. - They discuss the performances of Micah Parsons and the comparisons made to Lawrence Taylor. - The hosts mention the upcoming games and the AFC South division. - They end with a segment on fantasy football and discuss the performance of Lamar Jackson. And welcome back to the Porn Podcast, man. We are on episode three. Episode three. We are in the building, as always. I am Soysauce Sports. With me, the man himself, Logue. You're in the house. We're just gonna jump right into Are You Deadass? Because we are mutual Steeler fans, so we have a mutual Are You Deadass? Dedicated to Matt Canada. Matt Canada, are you deadass mad that the fucking Steelers won the game because you didn't call the play? Everybody in the booth is reacting to the touchdown celebrating, and you're just standing there stiff in stone. Dumb as shit. Matt Canada, are you deadass? Are you deadass? He got called out by Boswell. Boswell. How do you get called out by the kicker? Chris Boswell is calling him out. Are you deadass making a burner account? You're making a burner account on Twitter? Are you deadass leading the worst offense in the NFL and complaining when they change up from your shit game plan and actually win the fucking game? Best play of the year. Audible. Mad as shit we didn't run a bubble screen. Dude mad as shit that we threw a go-route to George Pickens instead of running it on second and nine with Jalen Warren up the middle. Yeah, let's just do that. Let's just keep running the ball, Matt Canada. Fucking idiot. That is our Are You Deadass moment of the week. We could go on and on about Matt Canada. Dude is the worst offensive coordinator in the NFL. Kenny Pickett might be the worst quarterback in the NFL. We don't know yet. Time will tell. But moving on. We have tomorrow night. We have the Chiefs and the Broncos. Interesting matchup. What do you think of it, Logan? It's the Are You Deadass matchup of the week. Deadass. Broncos, Are You Deadass. Chiefs, not so much the Chiefs. The officiating, the persona the Chiefs are getting in my eyes now. They're getting like the poster child in the NFL. They're getting game six 2002 Lakers versus Kings treatment and I don't like it at all. There's definitely some questionable, highly questionable moments. Where they win the game. I can understand not calling the pass interference. Okay, don't really give the Kirk Cousins no call. But the no, taking the helmet off in the end zone. Are you deadass? That's cut and dry. Yeah. I don't think that, you take the helmet off, it's a penalty. There's no speculation. That's automatic. That's automatic. It's not like oh, it was uncatchable. The guy was hanging on. You take the helmet off. Penalty is a penalty. That's pretty blatant on national television. There's no way around that. Even Kevin O'Connell was like, he took the fucking helmet off, right? I don't understand it. But in the same sense, at the end of the day, the NFL is a business, all right? You know what, I think the game plan is there. Chiefs, they want the Chiefs to go on, because right now Taylor Swift, we all know. But they also want Caleb Williams to end up on the Vikings. Because Caleb Williams is talking about, you know what, I got this NIL deal. Why would I go play for the fucking Bears? Why would I go play for a shit organization if I don't have to? I can go back to college and make it back. But getting him to the Vikings, he would like that. And as far as the Broncos, their whole entire organization is just, are you dead ass? You got 300 million wrapped up between Russell Wilson and Sean Payton. I don't even know how you move forward in that situation. I truly don't. There's not one bright spot of the Debra Broncos. No, I don't, who's their, I don't even know who their, who's their best player? I couldn't even tell you. It would probably be Patrick Sertain, but it's like, that's a diamond in the roughest of roughs. A cornerback, you know what I mean? This isn't Deion Sanders days, right? You got a 70 bombed out thing, you know? You got 70 hung on your head, no Jalen Waddle either. Fucking terrible. Then you got Baltimore out in Tennessee, out in London, right, London is probably so confused about how football is actually played because of all of the interceptions. They probably think it's the most brutal fucking thing. Think about all the injuries that happened over there in London. Like on that Bills game, it was like six people that went out. It's fucking crazy. We'll see. We shall see. Not too much to see there. That's going to be a shit ass Thursday night game. Yeah, Monday night, I'm kind of intrigued by that. You got Dallas and the Chargers. Yeah. Is Dallas completely exposed? I think so. I mean, it happens every year. Right. It's about that time of year. Yeah, it's about that time. You know, until about week five or six, everybody thinks Dallas is going to be a contender and then, you know, come around, Dak throws three picks, they get blown out. Everybody thinks they can recover, they don't recover and man, here we are again. And with Dak, he's actually always saying some generic, like, oh, don't write me off type shit. Like some subliminal ass shit. Light skin ass shit. Like real subliminal with it. I don't understand. He didn't do them hip thrusts before. Oh yeah, I know what it is. You know, that's the hip, like you're doing all that to throw three picks. Yeah, right. All right, you could have never did that. Put one foot out and stretch like a normal hip stretch. Nobody's going to bother him as much. Right. He's a dumbass. Well, you might be hurting your hip. Maybe that's why you're throwing the two. Yeah, real shit, dude. Real shit. That's what it'd be throwing like, guys. It's the same shit with Russell Wilson, dude. It's like these goofy, light skinned quarterbacks, man. But shout out to C.J. Stroud changing the narrative on that, man. For real. You see George Kill? Yeah. With the Dallas shirt on underneath? What a flex. What a gun. What a flex. And then Parsons comes out like it's personal. If it wasn't personal and you just got bombed on, I don't know what's going to make it personal now. Hold on, he started the sentence with, Kittle's my guy. What? I don't want my linebacker to say, oh, this is my guy. But I want my linebacker ordering a 72 ounce ribeye eating it with his fucking bare hands. Yeah. That's what I want my linebacker. Getting three tighties dropped on and talking about, that's my guy with the Dallas shirt on. Compared to Lawrence Taylor. Do you know what Lawrence Taylor would've did if a guy fucking lifted up a shirt and it said, fuck the Giants? Yo. Listen, first of all, the guy would've went on a fucking ski sawmill rampage. He probably would've did a line, ran right up to him, and just dives him in his fucking leg. Real shit. Don't give me no Micah Parsons, Lawrence Taylor comparisons. No more talking about, that's my guy. That's your guy? Your guy just said, fuck you and you claim. You dead ass. That's another one, Micah Parsons. Put him down. Put him down. Boy. Sheesh. All right, well, what's a game of the week to you? What's your game of the week here? I'm liking, I think I like, I mean, for like, I think you said Monday night. That's probably gonna be the best game. Sunday. Yeah, I'm looking at it now. I'm not, I'm not getting thrilled by any of these matches. To me, Detroit, Tampa Bay. I'm like what Baker's getting into is Detroit the real deal? We'll see. Besides that, I don't think it's kind of like. I mean, these matches are just bad. I mean, New England, Las Vegas, but I'll tell you what, this is gonna be the Bill Belichick redemption tour. Yeah. Because Josh McDaniels is from his tree. You know what I mean? It's not, and he's Daniel's son, but shitty. Like imagine Karate Kid and Josh McDaniels is Daniel's son, but he grows, but Daniel's son grows up and gets his ass kicked by everybody. And it's just an abysmal Karate Kid. Yeah, Mr. Miyagi falling off, but Mr. Miyagi knows Daniel's son is still his son. So I think they're gonna bounce back there, but the best matchup I would see that I'm most intrigued with is the Colts and the Jaguars, because the AFC South is still wide open to me. Yeah, the Jags beat the Bills, so what? But I need to see who's gonna emerge. Is it gonna be the Colts? Is it gonna be Jacksonville? Is it gonna be the Texans? Is it gonna be the Titans? Very interesting division. That's probably my what to watch for this week. Beautiful, beautiful. All right, it's about that time of the night. I'm gonna hit you with some chopping blocks. All right, let me know. You know the drill. You're rocking them, you're chopping them. This is fantasy football. A little bit of real football mixing, I guess, with chopping blocks. Yeah, okay. For the purpose of the week or where we're at in the year with people. Of course, these teams aren't just gonna be cutting guys. Right, yeah, yeah. So yeah, that's why it's more of a fantasy football. Maybe some of them should. Yeah, you know, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. I'm gonna hit you. You know, as always, we're gonna start with the quarterbacks. I'm gonna hit you first, Lamar Jackson. I'm cool with Lamar as far as fantasy value goes. I got Lamar in one of my leagues. I understand it was a Pittsburgh Steelers matchup. I didn't expect many touchdowns to be scored. Hammer the fucking under on all those games. I think the last time a team scored over 20 points in those matchups was like 2019. It's just Smash Mouth football, and it doesn't matter how good either team is on that year. That's just AFC North shit. Those Steelers Steelers, again, don't know if Lamar's a start there. But moving forward, I think Lamar will be fine fantasy value-wise. Yeah, those guys, I mean, those teams are built to beat each other. Right. That's what those coaches, they know them. They play them twice a year. It's that rough division where every year they duke it out. Like you said, no matter how many people are here, who's starting, the games are usually within a touchdown or so, you know? Always. So we'll look for it. We'll look for Lamar Jackson to bounce back. This is an odd one, not because of how he's playing, it's just how much he's playing. Anthony Richardson, he's hurt three times in four games, and it looks like this time he's gonna miss a month, I think. Yeah, fantasy value-wise, you gotta cut him. I mean, if you got an IR spot open and your quarterback situation's rough, yeah, go ahead and keep him, but cut him. Yeah, I mean, if we're in a sleeper league and the commissioner doesn't have an IR spot, Oh yeah. then... Yeah, you're right. And then not saying we're in a league like that. No, no, like why would we ever be in a league where the commissioner sets it up where when the quarterback gets sacked, that's plus one and a half points. I mean, that makes a lot of sense. And then no IR, cut a bench spot. And then change the waiver rules after week one happens. You know, that would be a shitshow of a league. Yeah, no reason we brought that up. We're not in a league like that. No. Okay, on to the next quarterback, Joe Burrow. I don't know if I can trust Joey B quite yet, fantasy value-wise, moving forward. That's one, that's another interesting one to look out for this week. I mean, they have Seattle. I think he'll do good against Seattle. However, I don't know if he's an every game start just yet. Because, I mean, Daniel Jones put up 40-some points in fantasy against the Cardinals. But I liked how Joe Burrow was moving, though. Yeah, like he wasn't a statue. No, he wasn't. He picked up a couple first. I seen him take off a couple times. He got sacked a couple times. Fell back in the pocket. He was popping off his back foot. And it looked like he made his buddy, Jamar Chase, a little bit happy. He's always fucking open. He's always fucking open. I mean, you know, most wide receivers aren't. Right. So good thing Jamar Chase let us know. Exactly, yeah. I had no idea to look at you when you're running around. Thanks, Jamar. That's all it took was to say, hey, I'm fucking open, Joe. And what do you know, Joe goes crazy. Next one, this is, I have a feeling now you're going to come up on this one, but Dak Prescott. Cut, chopped. Let's not spend any time there. Sam Howell. Not chopped, but not in love with it. I think he's a good streamer quarterback. If your quarterback situation's rough. Bye week. Bye week. Yeah, so keep him around if you got the bench spot, but don't rely on him. He's building some confidence. I like what he's doing with the guys. He's hitting this tight end. You got Curtis Samuel going. Yeah. I mean, Washington's looking okay. Yeah. I still forget what their name is, but they're looking, you know, the commander's a little. They hung in there for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Change the name again. I'm just not. And the defense was good last year, and now it flipped the script, and now their defense is abysmal, so. Yeah, I don't get it. Poor Chase Young. He was supposed to be that guy. Last quarterback, Jordan Love. Chop Jordan Love. Chop him down. I want him gone. My problem is with Jordan Love, I don't know if you recall, but I was really hype on Jordan Love. Like, I'm like, yo, just wait. Jordan Love's gonna be him. Da, da, da, da. Then I was catching shit when he looked bad against, I think, the Chiefs. I was catching shit for that. But I'm like, dude, just don't worry when it's his time. He'll be ready. But I'm telling you, now these teams have a couple weeks of film on him, and moving forward, he's not gonna maintain a top 10 QB status in fantasy. Jordan Love will not, no. Maybe not. I don't think it's time to give up on him. I don't think it is. I think it's his worst game. This is his worst game yet. He's just getting Watson back. He don't have much. Watson's coming back, what, it was his first week back, maybe his second week back. That was his second week back, but he doesn't have much to go with off of him. Their run game's not coming together. Is he starting next week? Probably not. But I don't know if I'm chopping him. I'll say this. I'll say this. If he has a good week next week and he's on your roster, I would sell him. That's what I would do. Fair, that's fair. That's what I would do. That's fair. That's fair, I like that. I like that take on him. We're gonna hit the running backs for you. Miles Sanders. Cut. Easy. Chopped. Miles Sanders is chopped. Chupa Hubbard. That's a long time coming. Yeah, I think. I don't know, what's going on with the Panthers? Who? Did he touch anybody on the Panthers? Thielen. Yeah, yeah. How do I forget about that guy? He's like the only consistent guy. Yeah, yeah, he's that guy. Shout out to Thielen. Yeah. All right, then we're gonna do a remandre Stevenson. I'm not chopping him just yet, but it scares me that he's getting the playing time. He does, and his snap percentage is going way down, but I feel like he's the most talented guy on that offense, and you gotta get the most talented guy at the ball. I mean, the problem with the Patriots, though, they don't score. They're abysmal. They are. Bad offense. Yeah. You know, I'm trying to think what it, like if they scored three touchdowns, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, right, yeah. They had 20 points? Yeah, if they scored three touchdowns, at least one came from defense or special teams. Yeah. And I'm hearing chatter that they're talking about removing Bill Bilicek's assignment. Like, he's the GM, too. I heard that they're gonna. I heard that, too. He's not picking him up. Switching the personnel. No, no, nothing's working. I heard something today. It was along the lines, like, in the last 10 years, he's only picked two pro bowlers, drafted two pro bowlers. One was a punter. Wow. The other was a kick returner. You know what, though? Their first Super Bowl they ever won, I believe that they didn't have any all pros or pro bowlers. I know for sure it was all pros, maybe no pro bowlers when they beat the Rams. And they were like, I think they were like, minus 14 favorites, I mean, underdogs. A minus 14 underdogs, no all pros, da-da-da-da. Tom Brady throws for 150 yards and a tutty. And that's one thing I wanna address real quick. Stop saying that it was always Tom Brady, okay? It was a perfect marriage. Don't discredit Bill Bilicek, man. Tom Brady threw for 150 yards and one touchdown, the first Super Bowl they won. Somehow won Super Bowl MVP, even though Ty Law had to pick six and led the team in tackles, but it's neither here nor there. Who you got next for me? Brees Hall. Oh, I'm rocking with Brees Hall. If you missed out on the bye now, his snap count is done. His injury history does concern me a little bit, but not enough to not be an instant star every week, or be one status, even. Yeah, yeah, I like the way he's moving out there. Cook's not really making an impact to the point you should be worried. And when Zach Wilson's your quarterback, you know, even if Cook gets 15 carries, Brees Hall's gonna still get 20. Yeah, and the Jets are starting to come together, a little bit. I'm not gonna sit here and act like they're contenders. The fact they hung in there with the Chiefs, and Zach Wilson played as good as he did, which is crazy those words just came out of my mouth, and then they beat the Broncos after talking all that shit to Nathaniel Hackett, Sean Payton, talking about this was the worst coaching job ever, and then Nathaniel Hackett cooked him. Beautiful. That's camaraderie, it's coming together. You love to see that. All right, Joey Mixon. Vet. He's not chopped yet, but I think he's more RB2 status now. Yeah, I mean, even in flex. Yeah. Throw him in the flex if you need a guy that's gonna get maybe between eight and 12 points. I don't mind that. Last, it's kind of a duo. I want two things from this. One, would you chop either of them? Two, who are you rocking with more? John Taylor, Zach Moss. If I had both, I mean, I'm keeping both because I got the handcuff, but I think Jonathan Taylor's workload will only increase as the weeks go on. I didn't just pay the guy a good contract, a good running back contract, let me paraphrase. I think those are the contracts, running backs you're gonna get now. You're not gonna get the five year. You're gonna get a three year upwards to 45 mil, something like that, but you get three years. That's a good way to say, hey, we still value what you're doing, but you gotta understand we're not gonna throw an extra two years on that because we've seen what happened with Delvin Cook. He got cut before his contract ended, but yeah, I think Jonathan Taylor will ramp it up. Maybe Zach Moss will be another start for a week or two, but after that, he's just good to rely on as a handcuff. Okay, all right, we'll move on to receivers. Curtis Samuel. I like Curtis Samuel because he has a consistent floor. I think he's averaging around 12 points in fantasy. I'm cool with that. I wouldn't bank on him to boom any crazy games, and they also sneak him into the rushing game a little bit, so I kind of like that with Curtis Samuel. Olave. I'm chomping him. If Olave can pop off this week, I would trade him. You don't want to trade these guys love either. You know what I mean? Especially for what he went for. He's very concerning to me right now. Yeah, he was going high. He went early. I'm liking Michael Thomas over him, to be honest. Yeah, Michael Thomas is consistent. I mean. Michael Thomas is turning into, obviously when healthy, he's turning into Chris Gunn. 10 points every week. I'm going to give you 10 points every single week. He's getting, I don't know. I don't know who they're even passing to at this point, but Michael Thomas, I have him on leaves. The only reason I'm speaking up is he's not cracking 10. He's sticking around like the seven, eight, nine even, so I don't even know. Is that like a half PPR? Yeah, it is. That's probably where he's at. I got him in our league in PPR, and it's been nine, 11. Okay. Okay, yeah, I can see the difference. Yeah, I'm just thinking. It's slant man. It's slant man. You know what I mean? He got hanged. That's where he gets his points. He's still got a hang on him. His little cheeky PPR points. We're going to hit home here. Pickens. I got to chop Pickens, man. I mean, I love the talent. I love how, I love the upside in George Pickens and love that he's on my team. The dude's an absolute dog, but I can't trust the offense quite yet. If Kenny Pickett is calling audibles every play, sure, but aside from that, I got to chop Pickens, and I'd sell him high now to the guy that lost J Jets, you know, or something like that. Somebody that lost a receiver, or if they went on a lobby early, or they went on Garrett Wilson, and they're not performing to their ADP, I would trade George Pickens to a guy like that. Wow. I didn't think I was going to, he's position ranked 13, by the way. Pickens? Yeah. I mean, it's probably because of two, three games. I mean, I get it. He's a boomer bus guy. If you can tolerate that, I cannot. No, right. Then, yeah, I agree with you. It's time to give up on him. You don't want to die on that. The floor doesn't equate to the ceiling. Like, you know what I mean? The floor is so low. Yeah, you can get four points, or you can get 24. Do you want to have to deal with that? When you can, unless there's another, like you said, if there's another guy out there you can get, get him. C.D. Lamb. I'm not chopping C.D. Lamb. I think he'll be okay. I think he'll be all right, too. DeAndre Hopkins. I think DeAndre Hopkins, if he wasn't a buy before, he certainly is now. I think D-Hob is going to be fine, man. He's going to be fine. They're being real innovative with that offense. T.J. Spears is starting to get some burn, too. I like that. Yep, yep, absolutely. Lastly, I'll do on the wide receivers, this will be the end of our chopping or blocking segment. Doesn't really work like that. I said that weird. But chopper block, chopping block, Christian Kirk. I like Christian Kirk more than I like Calvin Ridley at this point. Yeah. Obviously, Ridley has the high boom, but if you're talking about a guy who's going to get the consistent targets every single week, I like Christian Kirk, man. He's your high-end, consistent guy. He's getting you almost like 12, 15 points a week. I don't know what kind of league you're in. I can live with that all day long. All right, we're going to transition in. We're done with the chopping block. If you guys have any suggestions, just let us know. On the chopping block, we try to hit some guys that are questionable every week, some guys that are going up, going down, overwhelming, underwhelming. Next segment's going to be our waiver wire and injuries. We're going to start with the injuries. I'm going to pop through these pretty quickly. I'm sure everybody heard. James Conner got a knee injury. Cards picked up, Tony Jones off of waivers. Maybe you want to pick him up if you got James Conner until he comes back as a handcuff. Deshaun Watson, questionable as a human being. He also hurt his shoulder this week. He's still day-to-day. He may be back. Gibbs and St. Brown, they're both hurt. Looking like they're coming back this week. Anthony Richardson, I think we touched on this earlier. AC joint in the shoulder, throwing shoulder. He's out at least a month, kind of scary. Might want to think about getting rid of him, dropping him, or stashing him if you got an IR, unless you're in a league that we're not in that doesn't have an IR spot. Kelsey, he should be good to go. He came back last game, scored a touchdown. I don't know how it's going to bother him this week, but I would assume he's back ready to go. You got Jettas, IR. It's looking like, I don't know if they officially put him on last time I checked. He was just on the disabled. I think the Vikings are going to go on a fire sale. Like, move Kirk Cousins if you can. You know what I mean? Just start moving people, and just accept the fact it's a dumb bun, right? You're one and four, you're cooked. Jordan Addison, very interesting fantasy value now. K.J. Osborne's a sneaky one if he's out on the waivers. I think he's only owned like 10% right now, but obviously a lot of people are going to go for him. It's crazy with Jettas, man. I don't know if he'll come back this season, to be honest. I don't see it. They shouldn't rush him back. What's the point if you're that bad? There's none, there's none. If they rush him back, you know, they're kind of pushing the Joey Burrow type of deal. You know, rushing a guy back that shouldn't be back while you're losing, for what? Right. You know, they didn't pay him yet, so I guess if they rush him back and he goes somewhere else, not a huge deal. But I think they want to keep him, get rid of Kirk. I don't think we're going to see him anytime soon. This is a surprise. Devon A-Chan, A-Chan? A-Chan, A-Cane, A-Chan, whatever. Right? You know who we're talking, they know who we're talking. We're just going to call you Devon. Devon, Devon. Right, next thing you know, we're going to be saying his fucking first name wrong. Dude, can him please? Poor guy, dude. Yo, yo, I'm some real shit. Really look at his fucking stats. 12 yards per carry. That's insane. I think he's second in the league in rushing and has 38 attempts. Jeez. And we're in week five. I've never seen anything like that, bro. You know what I mean? I mean, he's getting knee surgery. I don't know where this came from. I didn't see anything in the game that did it. I don't know if he did it in practice today or yesterday. You know, if anybody knows, let us know. But I have no idea. I just know he's getting knee surgery. He's going to miss, it says at least a month. So that's not good. Not good at all. I'm kind of worried about that. I'm not going to see him for a while. And then when he does come back, he's probably going to have to ramp back up. Right. You know, you're not on your knee. Right. You're not on your knee. And they've got Jeff Wilson, too, coming back from something like that. I feel like that's why we're being extra careful with him. It's probably a surgery that could have waited. Maybe. But given where the Dolphins are in the season, they're probably like, fucking damn right. They got Monster. They got Monster. We got Jeff Wilson. We're going to win games regardless. We put up 70 without Waddle. You'll be okay. I respect it. I respect it. Daniel Jones, he has a neck injury. Nobody cares. It's not like anybody was picking him up or banking on him to win any games. Sorry, Daniel. But I really don't care. He looked like a G.I. Joe. Yeah. Real weird. Yeah, those are goofing off over here, man. 40-something million a year, Dan? I just, yeah, move on, man. He looks like a sergeant. Did you see his- He looks like a dick, I feel like. Oh my God. He looks like a fucking asshole. Give me 20. It's your birthday? Then you give me as many pushups as you are old. Like, come on, Daniel. No. He looks like a creepy math teacher, dude. Yeah. He looks like a gym teacher. Did you see his one-lineman, Evan Neal, dude? That motherfucker cannot block. Like, I'm dead-ass convinced at this point that he did something to Evan Neal. I feel like Evan Neal went to Daniel Jones' bootcamp or was in his math class, and that's the problem, because literally, guys are walking right by. Like, he didn't touch anybody, and he'll just get fucked up. He'll get fucked up. I don't know what's going on there. I support it. No wonder he's hurt. I support it. I don't like Daniel Jones. I just don't like the way he looks. He's a goofy-looking guy. He's not my NQB, you know. Hashtag not my quarterback. Not my quarterback. I'm gonna go with some possible waiver-wire pickups. You let me know how you feel about these guys. Minshew sends Richardson out. I mean, that's not a bad streamer quarterback, depending on the matchup. I mean, the guy didn't throw an interception yet. Shout-out to Uncle Rico, man. I feel like the locker room is rallying around him. Yeah, baby. I mean, he broke down the fucking huddle. He said, gang on three. You're like, you know what I mean? One, two, three, gang. I'm rocking with Uncle Rico, man. Trying to be in that huddle. Yeah, right, right. Not Daniel Jones' huddle, though. No. I mean, that's what separates the Minshews from the Daniel Joneses, the C.J. Strouds from the Russell Wilsons. Are you a locker room guy, or are you a nut? I was listening to Marshawn Lynch talk about Russell Wilson, bro. He said, yeah, I had to reach out to the team to get Russell's number, and Russell Wilson called me from a blocked number. Weird. Weird-ass bull. He looks like it. Right. He looks like he would. Yeah. We'll touch on that more later. I got something for you later. It's a surprise. We're gonna do Sam Howe. Oh, no, no, no. We do Sam Howe? We do Sam Howe. We talked about Sam Howe earlier. I didn't ask you about the waiver. I wanna pick up Sam Howe on the waivers. Yeah, yeah. Well, once again, massive. You said Schremer earlier. Yeah. So, yeah, we did talk about that. That's where it was, yeah, yeah. He's only owned in about 40% of leagues. There's a lot of buys this week. Yeah. Schremer. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Buy week, injury guy. Now, I don't know who do the... They have Atlanta. It's a beautiful week to have them. They have Atlanta this week. Yeah. Beautiful week to get them. I'd say he's a go this week. Atlanta's not terrible, though, defensively, man. I mean, they... Aren't they? No, they get a bad rep, dude. I was talking to Gage about that. Shout out to Thumb. But it was the same thing with C.J. Stroup. What, did they only put up like 17 points or something like that? You know what I mean? C.J. Stroup coming off a week where he hung 30-something on the Steelers. Atlanta's all right, defensively. I feel like they get a bad rep just because they have Edwin Ritter. Like, just because they have Edwin Ritter. But they're not winning him. The whole organization's like, oh, man. But they're sneakily... Are they in first or is it the Bucs? I forget. What, defense? No, no, I meant on their division. Oh, their division. Yeah, there's one of the two. AFC or NFC South. It is the Bucs. Oh, okay. Bucs are three and one. Foxes are three and two. This is the Bucs having a behind-the-clock. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. Actually, that's enlightening to me. I thought they sucked more than they did. They're not abysmal. I'll leave them alone. It's not an elite defense, but... I'll leave them alone. Yeah. They didn't do nothing to me. Right. All right, we're gonna go Jimmy G. What do you feel? I feel how Raider Nation should feel about Jimmy G. There's better options out there, even if your quarterback's on the line. I'm not rocking with Jimmy G. Nah, I mean... No, not even, no. There's no, there's... There's no situation. Unless you have Devontae Adams' name. That's what I was gonna say. The only reason I might even consider possibly maybe almost starting him is because he has Adams. Right. I still don't even care about him. Yeah, no, I don't like it. Running backs. Jaleel McLaughlin. That's my big hit. He might have been off the waivers a lot last week. Right. He had a big week. Yeah. Williams is not that guy right now. I think Williams is dealing with a hip injury, so he's not seen as many touches, but McLaughlin's taking full advantage. I'm more intrigued from the Cardinals kid. Oh, yeah. Amari DiMarcato. Yeah, I like his last name, man. I like that name. Sick. I thought, yeah, I would take him for the name alone. I got waivers in for him in the league. I got James Conner. Hope I get him. Yep, yep. Yeah, that DiMarcato kid, DiMarcato. He had 10 carries, 45 yards, and a touchdown. After Conner went out. I'm not mad at him. After Conner went out. Lastly, for the running backs, we got Tajay Spears. I think that he's intriguing, maybe in a flex position, because at the end of the day, it's Derrick Henry, but they're finding ways to utilize him, so he's very interesting to watch moving forward. Absolutely. Wide receiver, waiver wire. We touched on this guy again. Just another guy we already touched on. Curtis Samuel. For some reason, he's only 28% rostered. He's number 32 wide receiver. Yeah, I mean. And ESPN TPR leagues. Yeah, I would definitely scoop him. I'm not sure why he's not rostered, but he needs to be picked up. He's averaging over 10 points. There's no way you have all your receivers in flex guys. Completely agree, completely agree. Or even, there's no way you can't plug him in a bye week. Yeah, he's right there with Scary Terry, I believe, in roster ranking. Yeah, yeah. I think we need to be ahead of him right now. Why not? Then you got Josh Reynolds. I think he's sneaking by, especially with St. Brown. Yeah, I don't know with how long Amon Rod's out, but I like him if Amon Rod's out. Laporte is still eating up the red zone targets, but he could be a sneaky one. Not in love with that one. Guess what position rank he is. Who, Reynolds? Yeah. I'm gonna say 24. 28. Okay, okay. You know, I just, I respect the position rank. Yeah, I just don't know if it's a sneaky one. He had one bad game. He had one bad game. He had a game rating getting off him. Just not sure if it's. And then all other games, he's pretty much over 10. Right. So, you know, if you excuse one, he's okay. And then lastly, I wanna touch on, he's still out there for some reason in most leagues, Josh Downs. Yeah, I'm rocking with Josh Downs. I made a video on Josh Downs like a few weeks ago. I think it was two weeks back. And it was after Richardson's first injury. That's the most thing that's intriguing about Josh Downs is that Gardner Minshew's dying him up. Gardner Minshew's taking those under routes right now with him. And he looks good. I like Josh Downs for being a cheeky PPR guy for sure. And it doesn't even matter who's a quarterback at this point, I don't think. Right, right. He's getting his targets regardless every game. We'll touch on a couple of tight ends and I'm gonna get us to our last segment here. I like Logan Thomas. He's rostered in 8% of leagues. Wow. Tight ends are tough to come by this year. They're very weird this year. Tight ends are very weird. I think he's just getting ready. I don't know if he's there yet, but I'm pretty sure he's either 10 or like 11. And he's been snapping lately. You know, I think he's one you need to pick up. He had 20 points last week, touchdown, got targeted 11 times. And this is how, you know, the Washington commanders are starting to come around. Well, we'll see. Tight ends, it's like guys are still rocking with Hunter Henry. Yeah. Over guys like Logan Thomas. That's crazy to me. Yeah. Tight ends are so weird, man. It's a really weird year overall in the NFL. But if a guy's that consistent, he gotta go with him. And last one I wanna touch, if you're looking for a streamer tight end, this isn't a Logan Thomas. This isn't a must pick up. I think he's a solid, solid streamer as Tyler Conklin. You know what? As the Jets, I mean, the Jets offense is improving. Zach Wilson is gaining confidence. He looked good last couple of weeks. I think he's a move. I think he is too. 18% rostered. Yeah. You can't run it in with Breece Hall every play. No. You're not gonna hit Garrett Wilson deep all the time. I like Tyler Conklin right now. He's averaging eight points a game. For a tight end. Yeah, I'll take that for a tight end. I'm taking that. Outside the top, you know, three or four. Yeah. You can't ask for much more. That's what you're getting. Yeah. That's what you're getting. You gotta be satisfied with that. If you didn't drop the tight end early, you gotta be satisfied with eight points a game. Yep, yep. All right, we're done with the waivers and the injuries. Here we're gonna go. I'm gonna ask you, there'll be a couple funny ones. Well, not, I don't know if the first one's funny. Second one's gonna be funny. This one's gonna be serious. Can anybody beat the 49ers? I don't think you can. Well, let's run through the schedule real quick. They're five and oh. They got the Browns this week at 10 a.m. Is that, that must be a Monday. Oh no, I think that was West Coast time, wasn't it? It was West Coast time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weird shit. Yeah. Sounds like West Coast anyway. So 10 a.m. Bush Latte, sorry. I don't know if everybody's here. 10 a.m. against the Browns. That's a win. Vikings, win. Easy. Bengals. Interesting. Is it? No, win. And they're coming off the bye week. And they got the Jags. Rest them up, win. It's a win. Buccaneers, win. Seahawks, win win. Eagles. That's gonna be, that's gonna say a lot. That week 13, is that week 13? That week 13 matchup's gonna say a lot for both of those. I mean, the Eagles are still undefeated. Yeah, that's a crazy. That's gonna say a lot. Yeah, I hope both of those teams are undefeated when they meet. That would be nuts. And Purdy never lost a game that he started and finished yet. You know what I mean? And this was the game he got knocked out of. This is, that's the ultimate. I didn't even think of that. That's the ultimate storyline right there. I like that. I like that. So if they're gonna get beat, it's possibly there. Me, I'm a gambling man. I'm taking the Niners in that, right now. Right now, given everything stays consistent. The Niners' defense is better. It's in Philly. And I think their offense is better. Yeah, I think their defense is definitely better. It isn't. That's a huge point. It is in Philly. Yeah, that's gonna be. It is in Philly. I'm not trying to go into Philly. I don't wanna go into Philly. Oh my God. I don't even wanna go into Philly when I'm not playing football. Imagine being a Niners fan. Imagine being a Niners fan and you roll into Lincoln Financial Field with a Brock Purdy jersey on and they win the game. They're getting egged. Oh my God. That made me stomp out. You're getting the Philly special. You're getting the tush push the way you don't want it. That's what you're getting, right? Unreal. Then they're back at home against the Seahawks. Forget about it. Cardinals. Done. Versus the Ravens. The Cardinals don't come around, but no, I'm not, I'm still not. I'm not worried. No, me neither. Ravens on Christmas Day. Not worried. Commanders. Cooked. And then the Rams to be discussed. Why is the Rams? To be defeated. Right. I'm gonna get cooked. Why is the Rams TBD though? That's weird as shit. I don't know. So there's one question mark, I think. One question mark in the rest of their season is Philly. I mean, every dog has its day. Right. Somebody can wake up and beat them. Right. It is any given Sunday. Yeah. They're professionals, you know. It's gonna be interesting. Very. But Eagles, I'm excited to see that game. All right, I got a special one for you. Okay. Last one. Weed is legal in the NFL. Right. I'm gonna name some quarterbacks. You're gonna tell me, we're assuming every quarterback smokes. We're not gonna guess if they smoke. Okay. This quarterback, hand you a blunt. Am I smoking with him? Are you smoking with him? All right, I like this, let's go. Okay, okay. I'm gonna go ahead, we're gonna go, we're gonna start with Josh Allen. I'm not smoking with Josh Allen. No? I'm not smoking with him. He tripped me out. He fumbles the football too much. He fuck around and dropped the joint too many times. And I felt like he would wet lip the blunt. He just looked like he would do that. So I'm not smoking with Josh Allen. I like that. Yeah, I'm not smoking with Josh either, I don't think. Russell Wilson. Fuck no. Russell's gonna get C.I. Russell would be the type of dude we get pulled over. He's definitely ratting. He's gonna pin everything on me. He might even drive me to the police station. Would you like to use this weed with me? Right. One serving, please. No, I'm not smoking with Russ, unless I wanna go to jail. I'll take one puff with Russell Wilson. Guess who's going to jail tonight? Me. Free me. Free you if you smoke with Russ. Definitely not smoking with Russ. And even if he wasn't a fed, he's a corny ass dude. I don't wanna be around Mr. Unlimited. We smoking with Baker Mayfield? You know what's crazy? I always hate on Baker. I'll fuck around and light one up with him. I'd smoke with Baker. I feel like he's a party animal. He's chill, he's funny. He seems like one of the boys. You see him in the commercials. I saw him when he was on Pat McAfee and he was hilarious, man. I would smoke with Baker. I'd smoke with Baker. Smash my mom, dude. Let them do. Just throwing that out there. Oh man, why are you smoking? Yeah. Ask to blow my ass? Oh my God. You're not shit. Dak Prescott. Fuck no, come on. You can't imitate his hip thrust movement and then ask me if I'm gonna blow a blunt with him. No, fuck no. I'm not smoking with Dak. I'll get high with Dak and he'll just fuck around and start talking to me about Jerry Jones and shit like that. I don't wanna talk about Jerry Jones or whatever the fuck you got going on, proud boy. I'm not smoking with Dak. Not ruckus. He's definitely a ruckus ass motherfucker, man. Here's one I know. I mean, I know I would. He probably, I might've not even known it. Lamar Jackson. Yeah, I'd blow down on Lamar, man. I had to put one I know we'd blow with. Would you smoke with Jimmy G? No. What about Matt Stafford? Oh, Matt Stafford's like the, he's like the dad you always waited just, the dad you always knew that smoked and you waited till you got old enough that he was cool with you smoking. I would smoke with him. You'd smoke with Matt? I probably would. He'd probably be all sophisticated and shit. He'd have the snacks out. His wife would be bringing snacks. Ooh, you guys are smoking, honey. Here's some Tostitos. You know, I'll warm something up for you. Right. You want me to put your favorite movie on that you watch when you smoke, Matt? Yeah, I'm smoking with Matt. I'm smoking with Matt. Would you smoke with Gino Smith? Gino Smith? Yeah, yeah, I went to West Virginia. Yeah. West Virginia. I used to see Gino Smith around campus. He was chill. Okay. You know, I don't know how I don't know. Josh Dobbs. Josh Dobbs, no. He would freak me out too much. I look at him like, dude, I look at him like, ooh, no eyebrows. It sounds like a cool idea. It sounds like a cool idea, but then once you get high, you start really looking at him. Do I not like him? No, but trying to deal with somebody, like I don't smoke that much no more. I'm getting older. Right. I get paranoid and shit. I look at him like, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. Right. How don't you get shit in your, like I'm already, it gets me too far gone. I'm thinking of too much shit. I'm staring at him. He's asking why I'm staring at him. No shock. I smoke with him because he looked like he needed it. Like on some medical shit. So I'd smoke with him. Now I feel sick. I'm not smoking with him. Like am I taking medicine? What do you think, you're going to hit the blunt and get alopecia from him? Maybe, possibly. I get that thing, you know, I hit it a couple of times. I'm like, oh fuck, it's alopecia fucking contagious. Your fucking beard just falls off. Alopecia can tell, fuck, I knew I shouldn't do this shit. Oh my God, that's unreal. I'm smoking with Patty. You smoking with Patty? I don't think I'm smoking with Patty, man. How about if Andy reads it? Yeah, I'll burn him on a big red. Both of them though. It's a package deal. Yeah, I would then. I would, it depends on the environment. That's what I mean. Like you're talking about Matt Stafford's wife. Like I don't want Brittany coming in when we're going like a blunt. Like I don't want her walking in and we're smoking and killing the fucking vibe. Yeah, I don't need Jack in there going crazy, right? I don't know, man. But I would smoke with his pop though. Smoking the Joe Burrow. Would you smoke with Joe Burrow? Oh yeah. I'd smoke with Joe Burrow too. I think I'm smoking that cigar. Right. The way he smoked that cigar, I know it'd be chill to smoke, man. You'd just be sitting there smoking like, it wouldn't even feel like nothing. Right. I might even get fried. I'd even get fried smoking with Joe Burrow. Would you smoke with Kenny Pickett? No. I'd smoke with Owen. I would fry him. Right, right. I'd be like, what are you doing, bro? Right. What are you doing? He'd be like, yo man, we're not playing football. I thought we were just gonna hang out. No. I'd smoke with him. More audibles. Let's go, let's think of something right here, right now. I would. Let's think of some. Let's think of some plays. Let's think of some audibles. You got Matt Cannon's number. That's really how you, it would really go down. Like you start getting smoker thoughts. No, bro, no offense. Like, can we, you know, this is what I'm thinking. He'd be like, oh no. Who would be your number one gotta smoke with quarterback? I know mine. You wanna know mine? Yeah. I feel like you're gonna agree with me. Gardner Minshew. Yeah, yeah. I wasn't thinking he's. Backup. Technical, yeah. You don't think of the backup. Technically, yeah. Dude, he'd be awesome to smoke with. I feel like. Oh, all right. He'd like, fuck around, watch Top Gun or something. Yeah. Chips and salsa. Definitely. Definitely one of the bros. Popcorn, you know. I don't know, what's the best high snack? I feel like he'd have it. I don't know what my favorite snack would be, but just like maybe pizza or something. Give me some mod steaks, I feel like. Yeah, mod steaks. Something front end. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Tua. Oh. Oh. I'd smoke with Tua. I don't know if I would. No? I just don't. It's almost Russell Wilson to me, because I feel like he'd be more like you spoke with. He'd just start preaching the gospel. I heard him talking after the post game the one time. He said he was mad that he plays on Sundays because he misses church, and then on Mondays or after the game. And then, yeah, after the game on Sundays, he watches the church replay. Yeah, and I might start looking at him. I might start trying to catch him like slipping in CTE or something. Right. Start smoking. He really got it. We'd tag him, and I'd just say, all right, they're like, man, listen, you know. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha, yeah. Sam Howe. You shouldn't be playing. You bring him home with Sam Howe. I don't know him enough. Just because he's getting his ass kicked and hanging him in there, I feel like he got spirit. Yeah, I'd smoke with Sam. Yeah, I feel like. I feel like he needs it. Like, I think you said somebody needed it earlier, like Josh Dobbs music. I don't know why. That's like, because you know how hairy you need to smoke. I think he's like the most sacked quarterback he needs. With Josh Dobbs? No, no, no, Sam Howe. It's gotta be Daniel. It's gotta be Daniel Jones. Is it? Well, I'll see right here. Let me see. Sam Howe got sacked 29 times. Oh. Yeah. Daniel Jones gotta be up there. I'm telling you. Let's check it out. Oh my God. How do you let me sort this shit? I got it. I don't know how to sort by sack here. All right. I don't even know if that's a stack they produce here. Yeah, I see a, well fucking Daniel Jones is so far down on passing yards. He's not even, he's not even on the first page. Oh my God. Wait, on passing yards? Yo, he's not even on the first page, bro. He's behind Jimmy G and the, yo, he's behind Zach Wilson. Daniel Jones is behind Zach Wilson in passing yards. Oh my God. Look at these stats, bro. Zach Wilson, 900 and, whoa, 911 yards, New York Jets. Aaron Rodgers got injured on 9-11. Conspiracy shit. 911 yards, four touchdowns, five interceptions, 73.4 rating. And then you have Daniel Jones, 884 yards, two touchdowns, six interceptions, 71.7 rating. Zach Wilson is a better quarterback than Daniel Jones, who's making 40 million this year. And where's the rest of the money? You know what I mean? Like where's the money y'all didn't want to pay Saquon? Where's that money? It's not in your right tackle. That's your damn turn. It's in the pocket. But Daniel Jones got sacked 28 times. Yeah, he's one behind, I just found out why you're in there. So how is the most, he needs to smoke. Would you smoke with Daniel Jones? I would smoke with him and fry the shit out of him. You would just grind him the fuck up? Grind him the fuck up, he would kick me out. I'd only smoke with him at my house, actually. James Winston, I'd smoke with him. He's probably hilarious. He's hilarious just watching him. Herbie, his name is Herbie. Right, his name is Herbie. You gotta smoke with him. I'd burn one with Herbie. Definite no for me is the year of Mack Jones. Yeah, no. Ryan Canahill, instant no. Desmond Ritter's a no for me. I just don't, yeah, he kind of makes, he wears me out a little bit. Derek Carr, we talk Derek Carr. I feel like Derek Carr is all not to his shit, just a priest in the gospel, which is cool, but I don't want to get fried and talk about that. I'd smoke with Derek Carr, no shot. What about Kirk Cousins? Yeah. You'd burn one down with Kirk? I feel like I wouldn't. I feel like it would be his first time smoking. Yeah, no, yeah, I just looked at his picture. I'm not smoking with him. Who, Kirk? Yeah, I've never seen him with him. I don't see him enough without his helmet off. Look at him. I'd smoke with him. He's Daniel Jones but better looking. He's Daniel Jones with a better barber. That's what Kirk Cousins is. Oh, man. Oh, boy. He looks like he gets mad at you when you cuss. Oh, yeah, definitely. He'd be high, like, yo, this is fucking fiery. He'd be like, come on, man. We're using drugs, Kirk. Can I swear? Jerry Goff? Let me see. I'm just looking at people's pictures at this point. Oh, he looks pretty funny. I'd smoke with him. I'd smoke with Jerry. He looks cute. Trevor Lawrence? No. Jalen Hurts? Yes. I'd smoke with Jalen. I'd smoke with Jalen. I'd smoke with Jalen. I'd smoke with CJ Stroud. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably just, you know, he was in college. We might have did CJ Stroud. We might have. I don't know. I think we ran through pretty much all of them. I mean, aside from, like, creepy Deshaun Watson. That's an instant no. Zach Wilson's an instant no. I've never hit something after Deshaun. Right. Like, women or weed. No. Bryce Young. I don't think so, dude. No, he's too young. Inferior complex with him. I feel like you got short man syndrome. Who, Bryce Young? Yeah. You know what I mean. Well, barely. Did we say Brock Purdy? No, we didn't say Brock Purdy. Would you smoke with Brock? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like, hey, I'd rock with him. What about Trey Lance? Trey Lance? I'm not, I'm not smoking with him. No. I'm not smoking with him. No, I can't. I don't have a picture of him. Andy Dalton? No. No way. Are you? Fuck no. No fucking way. I don't smoke with Andy Dalton. Drew Locke? I would, I'd smoke with Drew Locke. I'd smoke with Drew Locke. That's okay. I'm cool with Drew Locke. I don't know what it is, but it seems like he's real. It was the put on for my city, rapping on the sideline shit. Ever since then, he was good. I knew I liked the guy. What about Tyrod Taylor? Yeah, I'd smoke with Tyrod. Mitchell Trubisky? No. Yeah. I don't like Mitchell Trubisky. Oh, Anthony Richardson. He needs a smoke. I don't think I'd smoke with him. I would. I don't think I would, dude. I just, I'd. It's like he wouldn't do much. Yeah, but I feel like he'd think he's way fucking cooler than what he is. Yeah. And if his rap verse was better and he had a different vibe on that verse, I'd probably smoke with him. But I really wasn't rocking with him. I feel like he's good at smoking, man. He just gets fried. He's good at, he's gotta be good. No, I mean, people are good at, yeah. He's gotta be good at smoking, dude. He's gotta, because, like, he's getting fucking annihilated on every time he runs the ball, so I hope he's good at relaxing. Here's a funny one. Here's a funny one. I'm just, let me get a quarter of it. Would you smoke with Chad Henney? Yeah. Yeah, Chad's the man. Okay, okay. Oh my gosh, Aaron Rodgers. Oh my God. That'd be the one, if I could pick one. Yeah. I think I said somebody different earlier. It would be Aaron Rodgers. I'd fucking burn it down with Aaron Rodgers. It'd be Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, for sure. I don't know who else he is. For sure. I don't know who else you'd pick to smoke with at this point. I'd still go Gardner over him. No, I'd smoke with A-Rodge. I'd really fuck with A-Rodge. I heard the story Marshawn Lynch told. You heard about that? Basically, like, Aaron Rodgers took the blame for some shit that happened in college and got Marshawn Lynch, like, because they both played for Cal. He looked out for him. So, like, he's good at his core. You know what I mean? So, I'd fuck with A-Rodge. You always hear good stories about him, but the whole I listen to Dolphins having sex thing, like that, is the only thing where it's like, I can't put you over Gardner, isn't it? I might do that from time to time. He might be... I'm just gonna be honest with you. If he was like, yo, I'm gonna put some Dolphins on him and say it's not what they are, man. If I just put it on and not tell you. Run that shit, run that shit. He'd put it on and not tell you, and you'd be like, oh, this is really relaxing. What is it? He'd be like, oh, it's the Dolphins fucking. I guess we can't judge him unless we've actually listened to it. I never tried, have you? No. And, you know, it might be fire. All right, we'll run through receivers real quick. Hold on, I wanna ask you, this is one I like. Okay, okay. I don't even know. Yeah, I think he's still on the team. Fitz. Ryan Fitzpatrick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm burning one down, all right. You know? Fitzpatrick, yeah. Right, absolutely, I am. He's gotta be up there. Yo, he went to fucking Yale or some shit. Yeah, he went to an Ivy League. Maybe it was Harvard. Bro, smartest shit. I forget if it was Yale or Harvard. It was one of them. Where did Fitz go? He might hit the joint and turn in the fucking, the dude from what they're getting, the janitor. Smoking him, get rich. Smoking him, get rich. He went to Harvard, he went to Harvard. Yeah, I knew it was somebody. There was a point, I may be wrong, I thought he had the highest IQ test of any. He probably does. NFL prospect. You know, they used to do the fucking Wanderlick test for quarterbacks and shit. What was that? It's called the Wanderlick test. I didn't know that. Yo, it's some wild shit. Oh, he scored a 48 out of 50 on the Wanderlick test. That's what it was? Yeah, yeah. It's pretty much like testing IQ. And I'm pretty sure only quarterbacks do the Wanderlick test. Ah. That's a wild ass name. I don't really know too much about it. I named after some weird ass dude. It gotta be. Wanderlick, that's kind of wild. That is wild to me. There's a dude, a punter got a 50 before on the Bengals. Pat McNally. Boo. I'm mad as shit at that. Took the test later and missed the question, so it doesn't count. That was probably the punter fucking McAfee was talking about that was on Adderall and shit. When he was talking about competing for his job, that was definitely him. It was him. He was in there just acing the Wanderlick test and not making teams. He fucking went nuts. Rain man on the Wanderlick, man. I'm gonna run through like a couple receivers quick. They're like top 10 guys right now. All right. They're pretty much the receptions leaders right now. Puka Nakua. I'd smoke with him. I'd smoke with him. The man's cool. Jamar Chase. No, not after he said he was always open. I would smoke with Jamar. Would you smoke with Jamar? I would, but the next guy I wouldn't. Stephon Diggs. You wouldn't smoke with Stephon? No, he'd be fucking crying on the fucking sidelines, dude. He'd be like, yo, you smoke way more than me. Let me get five back. Right, yeah. He'd be that. Bro, he's got the blood. I'll grab the dutch. He'd be that guy. He has all the fucking money in the world, but I'll grab the weed. Yeah, I'm not smoking with him. Adam Thielen. No. I don't think I'd pass on Thielen, too. Devontae Adams. Yeah, I'd smoke with Devontae. Any dreadhead I'm smoking with. Tyreek Hill. I'm smoking with. Definitely smoking with Tyreek Hill. Jay Jetta's smoking with. Smoking with Jetta. Keenan Allen's smoking with. I felt like Widersheaver. Yeah, it's like, yo, Widersheaver's a no. Right. I think it'd be. Orderbacks is weirder. I think it'd be more interesting to do, like. Maybe we'll do coaches next week. That's what I was thinking. Next week. Be sure to tune in next week to the Port Podcast. We will be moving on to episode four. Any suggestions, any segment ideas, you guys let us know. But here we are. I am Soya Sauce. With me, as always, is Lowe. And we are out this bitch.