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G'day guys, I'm John and I'm Ross and welcome back to the podcast guys. We've got two special guests with us today We've got two guests with cream and into our podcast. We've creamed in this one space because we fit Yeah, so we've got live back with us again and we have Scarlett here joining us Oh Yeah, yeah, we've got a full house today we have a very full house, yeah, we don't know what we're going to talk about yet Well, what a few ideas. Yeah But we'll kick it off. We'll get you to open in prayer. Yeah, I'd love to Sure. Sure. Yeah, Heavenly Father. Thanks for another potty. Thanks for Scarlett and live jumping on Um, yeah, it's awesome. Just getting to talk to people and have these conversations all and yeah Just pray that through whatever we say today Lord we can glorify you and all Yeah, and always say yeah, I'm in I'm in. Yes. This is cool. We got new people on now Yes, it might become the new norm. It might not be that End up recording one at lunchtime with everyone Yeah But my concern is that I'm gonna mean you and she can't talk. Oh, yeah I want to propose a question to you guys. Oh, yeah, if you were to be executed back in the day What what way would you like that and you didn't feel it? Like what was what like I like the idea of the execution when I saw you down and me like it Like they tie your feet up on the like this rope on the roof Then I saw straight down the middle of like a guillotine head straight clean. So you're telling me you That'd be a cool way to die They cut you like down from like in between your legs down to the middle of your head like three Yes, that's like three stomach and everything That's the way to go If you don't feel it No, you don't do it it's like Like a way that you would die. So like you could have a pretty cool life if you actually were a witch You could do that So like it doesn't matter what the death is doesn't matter how gruesome or painful it is you just don't feel it No, it's just like if you were to be killed by an execution thing and you didn't feel it. What would you pick? If I say I'd I would want to get crucified. Does that mean I'm not gonna feel it. No, you're not gonna feel it Yeah If I'm not feeling it crucifixion, but if I want a quick and easy death, I'll go Crucifixion That is That's even if you are I Was actually watching a video this morning on like how they draw a line in front of the chicken Oh, yeah, you put the head underneath the wing and then it goes like like all crazy. Is it really like is that a thing? I don't know. Yeah, I think so. Chickens are stupid. They can't bite the head. Yeah, they're kind of stupid. Russell had some stupid chickens I've watched about 13 chickens or so That's another story I've only brought that up a few times I'm not ready to talk about it yet You're gonna get a nice welcome You're gonna have like 8 chickens be like Kill me Come take some of your chickens away at some point Oh no Stupid stray chickens Did you have a topic? Yeah, so I was looking out at the stars the other night And I remember a while back Scarlett you were telling us this cheeky little trick On how to find south Like the southern cross and like one of the stars I got it He did not. Justin was oblivious Connor had no idea what was going on How do you find that stuff out? Michael Of course Which is my dad for those of you who don't know You don't know who Michael is Who doesn't know Michael We were in the paddock one night And then I'm like oh wow there's a southern cross And then she's like Oh my gosh I'm gonna teach you in case you get lost one day Because he's like such an expert at everything So you read stars and you read weather Yeah, pretty much Apparently so She looked at the clouds And what was it You basically said alright In three days it's going to rain And in three days it rained Yeah I was right The hand on the pulse of the weather The weather world It's pretty easy to figure that stuff out Because this is what I was trying to figure out The wives tales That's what it is Of wives tales Obviously with the star one Dad told me that If the ants run away It's gonna be a storm I know that one It is, it's not a wives tale If the ants run away You can see them like scampering Usually they just walk pretty much single file If they're going back and forth from their nest You see them walking And they're like chill But if they're going nuts Scurrying everywhere I had a weird thought the other day And I brought it up with someone I feel like as a kid I remember there being so many more thunderstorms And rain and stuff But it's never like a loud thunderstorm And their response to that Was that because we're young It's probably so much more significant Like time's different when you're younger Like it's more scary Yeah like it was more of like saying Ooo thunderstorms happening It feels like it happens all the time because it's so scary Whereas now it's like I don't think it's as exciting anymore It has an inconvenience You get a thunderstorm and you're like ahhhh It doesn't thunder It's really never a thunderstorm that doesn't thunder Do you, like, have you KillaVox had a few thunderstorms Well we're getting one now I'm really hungry for a thunderstorm If it starts raining I'm going to run out of this room and dance in the paddock I was literally thinking about like Oh my gosh I want to go and dance in the rain suit That would be so sick, I'm so keen to do that Alright, you're on If it starts pouring guys Yeah we'll bring it with us You dance in the rain with us They can listen to us trampling in the ground I have to say, that's the nostalgic thing for me Last time I danced in the rain I was out in the paddock and I ended up coming back We were like muddy and covered in filth Me and my sister would do that Or we'd get on the trampoline and jump Yeah, yeah We'd sprinkle our arms underneath Yeah and then put the washing detergent on it It's like the easiest way to break an arm or something Yeah it was fun though And then kind of branching off that again My brain's working a million miles right now It does, it usually does Let's go back to this history thing Because I'm actually really intrigued Oh my goodness If you could go to any period in time What would it be and why? Starting with you We've brought this up before Have we? Would you stay there or just go and visit? I could visit, make a trip For one week and you could do anything I'd just think about that I was thinking that too Hang out with Jesus, hell yeah I'd love to be there when they build the pyramids That'd be pretty sick In Egypt I think it'd be cool to be a Viking Vikings would be sick I don't know, that would be pretty sick Yeah it is, but they were just living in the moment No phones in sight They weren't worrying about social media You're right Not worth the Egyptians but if you want to choose wild I'd go to a little island somewhere Yeah Like we said, go to the Easter Island That'd be sick Easter Island? Yeah, you know Easter Island Where they have the big statue head thing The big stone head Oh, of the people? Wait, were humans a thing when dinosaurs were around? Because if they were, I want to be the master of the dinosaurs And ride the dinosaurs We kind of touched on this one time Yeah, and we couldn't work out Whether Adam and Eve were around when dinosaurs were around I did read in the bible somewhere That there's depictions of these big creatures That kind of fit the description of a dinosaur That's the same as in the bible In how it talks about the big fish What's his name? Big Fishy I don't know, does it have a name? I don't know And how they talk about serpents and stuff Yeah Obviously in Asian countries There's history books and stuff And they're not really a part of Christianity But they actually do match up In the timeline Where they talk about They have serpents up there And big fish and stuff Like histories and stories of that But it connects I don't know why I brought that up No, no, no, that's cool That's really cool It's awesome, that just shows how Accurate the bible is Because it can cross reference a lot of other texts A lot of them aren't Christian They're not Christian texts at all It's cool because I was reading Genesis a while back And there was this part in the bible where it's like This guy turned 524 years old And that's what Really stumped me How did that work? When we get to 100, we physically age How did they age? It's probably different It's like slower Maybe they just got really wrinkly Although that being said Some old people look healthy as well But if you were like 500 I think if you're 524 or whatever If you look at an 80 year old today I feel like they just look similar It wouldn't be that much But would you be a baby for 20 years then? Nah Well then how's that work? Or would you be a teenager for 40 years? No, I reckon you'd still age the same So you'd just get an adult when you stop It'd be different again Because obviously the food was different There was so much pollution Yeah, that's true And now we're always like Now we're kind of relaxed And taking for granted a lot more They're always doing things And this didn't stop Imagine living and working for 500 years It's funny you bring this up Because I remember as a kid When I got my first bible The first thing I did was We talked about Adam's family tree And so and so was born and lived for however long I highlighted that whole thing Thinking I'm the best Christian ever This is the most valuable piece of information in the whole bible And now I look back at that And I think, yeah right It's pretty cool Because in that part of the bible It actually talks about how Jesus basically said No one will really ever live past 100 He's going to kind of cap it It's 110 isn't it? I'm not sure Cap I think there's been one person that's lived past it I don't know, that being said If I was ever an old person And I was unable to Feed myself, walk I wouldn't call that living You'd want to die too That could be a problem But you're not wrong in saying that There's no point in living when you're just being kept alive Yeah, definitely I feel like living until 100 is probably Insane What's the oldest lady? 120? 112 I think That's out of the ballpark I'm pretty sure she was literally just spoon fed through a pipe My grandmother is 98 Currently Mine's 99 It's a race I told her she needed to get a signed letter from the king She still is a queen And apparently there was a king there And I told my nan Oh nan, you have to write this letter And she's like, I don't want that crap I don't want to talk to him She has some pretty cool stories She tells me how she used to ride a horse To school I had to go in a wagon For an hour to get to school I was telling Russ once We went on this property ages ago And there was this random Crack In this bit of the mountain And in there was this water spot This waterfall that came down And all in the wall was carved From the 1800s People carved their names 1800s 1900s They carved their names And there was the dates And it's in the middle of the country That's the spot The hangout spot We should go I'd love to go back to the 80s That's what I was thinking All the cool lowriders I always listen and talk to my mum About how she grew up And how different it was She grew up in Lismore A little town out of Lismore called Dunoon She literally would just Go to her friends house Get on these feral horses Ride bareback through the creek all day Just be in the middle of the bush all day Just running amok Climbing trees and going in the water And then they'd canter back up the hills And they'd just be completely free And then I'm like I want that My dad had the same thing It's crazy because where we used to live in Sydney It's just standard suburban place He was living there as a kid And it was like where we are now It was totally rural Countryside and everything And at the bottom of our street There was this park or canal And that used to be just a creek And bush and cane fields And they used to have tracks going through the cane fields And they'd go out there after school And strip off the end of their underwear And jump in the water and have a swim after school And then go back home afterwards It was just such a free time Good times hey Even my great nan said she used to sneak on the train To catch it to see her boyfriend in Sydney Because she was in the country She'd sneak out with him and stuff like that Different times I suppose Now we just watch it on our phones I hate that though I hate social media so much It's definitely changed the world That's for sure I've been trying to actually Rely less on messaging people And rather than wait and see them So that's why I can't get in touch with Iron Reviews Russell Russell I need help it's urgent I'm dying Sorry mate talk to me tomorrow at school I just reply on a random Tuesday At like 4 o'clock Or I see the message and I'm like I'll just do it later And you reply in your head I actually do that all the time I just go I'll reply to that later and I put it away I like to see the notification I'm like oh yeah cool and then I swipe it away It's like I'm going to do it later But I enter it in my head so my brain's like You're fine And like people that half swipe That's an ex Half swipe to like I half swipe to everyone But it's when they're doing it to me I do it when it's like If I don't know what they're saying Like if it's a random person But if it's like a message from you I'll just open it straight away I half swipe I half swipe my mum's messages I'm like is she going to kill me Yeah actually yeah she did for a while I think Or was that my dad I don't know I half swipe my sister I half swipe mum Yeah no That's why sometimes I like Send a message in like And I'm like hey I need to talk to you But I'll send it in snap so they can't let me deliver And they can't See I got rid of snapchat I've got insta, I've got snap I've got my messages So I got rid of snap Snap's probably the most useless one But it's the most used one I like snapchat in the respect that it's like Interactive with photos and videos I like that To me like most people send like Just text and stuff but I like to send videos On there and that's cool Because that feels personal like you're having a chat Well yeah See when I message people through instagram Sometimes I just send like a voice message kind of thing I just hate when people send snaps and it's like They're shoulder or like I drive snap just to keep the streaks I'm like I don't care about that Honestly I probably Will delete snapchat soon I've kind of migrated everyone over to messages For me I don't need snapchat I've kept instagram because it's a good network When you start a rebellion everyone just gets rid of snapchat I was literally thinking that The other day I'm going to delete snap And then Katelyn almost did Katelyn almost did So we've got a few people I really have no reason to keep it Just your streaks I don't even do streaks It's just a streak if I've been talking to them For any amount of time But you're weird you'll snap the person And then just leave them on open You're the one who started the conversation And then you're just like That's just my brain ADHD Or you'll start a conversation On three different things It'll be like messages, facebook, snap That's so annoying when that happens But how about when you've got like three different Group chat happening right at the same time And you accidentally send the wrong message To the wrong group When he sent a screenshot Of another conversation He was going to talk about it to another group of people That was not the group of people He was meant to send it to And I was like come on Delete that And he didn't even know he sent it And he just left it for like a good while And I was like come on He took a screenshot of a chat he was going to Reply to someone else about And he sent it in the year 12 chat Accidentally But who's like Sends it and then gets off his phone Like why didn't he send it and then give context Or something Either way He's a bit funny old Connor We were actually meant to have him on today But he bagged us out for extension man Unbelievable Who prioritises school over a podcast No the real question is Who does extension math I was going to skip this for the gym No me too This is more important than the gym In fact I feel like gyms Killed my neck I've like stopped And then I'm like You're not warming up You're not stretching I need to listen to some more rock music On the way in Dubstep music Yeah Kind of taking a real big swing back If you go back History guys 80s is the best time I reckon America In America When rap was born All the low rise That's my thing Eminem Straight Outta Compton That was the vibe Yeah I like it 80s 90s Australia would be sick I'd go 70s I don't know about women Everything else 90s is a bit better I'd go The year 1000 In Australia I reckon it'd be so sick With the indigenous people It'd be so sick I've watched dinosaurs and stuff before There's actually I remember watching this little documentary Back in Australia Way back before we even got colonised It's a video No I'm looking at It was a documentary on it They found bones And the bones The bones match Like a wombat The giant wombat A giant wombat You know how a wombat is a decent Like a big cat They're not a big cat They're the size of a big cat You know what I mean It was probably 4 or 5 times But it was the exact same Just a big big wombat Same with those big dingoes Yeah massive dingoes I think In the Tasmanian tiger It used to be a lot bigger And roos too Everything was as big What's that dinosaur show Animated I've read your mind 11 foot high I was thinking of Australia What's that It's a bunch of dinosaurs And there's like There's one yellow Triceratops That is The top show I've ever seen I said dinosaur train Dinosaur train I love like the OG Oh that one Was it Littlefoot Is that his name Littlefoot I knew it Littlefoot, Jucky Petri The sharp tooth That's a scary looking dinosaur What's that Oh yeah They were good I reckon our generation We had a pretty good run I reckon I think our childhood Our age and probably The year below us We were the last ones to get A good childhood I think I know what you mean We're probably not going in the right direction Technology isn't all bad It's not the fact that technology is bad I think it's just the way it's used Social media That's probably not a great part of our era The TV shows We grew up with They were good but the thing is Obviously working at Woolies Back in the day When a kid would scream or something Mum would just be like shut up Here have a lolly or something I don't know Here have a cocomelon The kid doesn't even know What they're watching They're just watching it to keep them distracted My mum always drilled into me You have to look out for No tablets on drives That's good And I'm still this bloody mess At ADHD Even going back to the Woolies thing Technology has helped so much With the organisation I know one of my family members When he was Our age He worked at Woolies Oh my goodness It was like a little type in It was so bad What are they called? Computers? Typewriters You know the typewriters They literally had to Type in the numbers So you know how it's like 901765 And every single thing Instead of just going beep Back then a thing of eggs Was probably like $1.99 What I come with Is that your Woolies store Has got all the little electronic Screens now in all the aisles My one doesn't It's Foster does Foster have you seen that? I think I told you about it But the thing is that's bad Because when the system goes down Surely they have backup generators They would But in saying that There's lots of problems I like those little paper things I like those little paper things It's all changing I suppose I actually watched a video the other day Which is so funny It's like a historic video Of land in Sydney And there's people leaving this auction And they're interviewing them And they're like how was the market Did you get yourself a house And they're like oh no it was too expensive I think they wanted $3000 for the house We wanted to pay no more than $3000 And the guy bought it for $4000 He got his chop And we'd be lucky to get A tin can of a car for it That is Buy us off a van and live in it That's all you need Yeah if you want to buy a tin can Anyway we'll wrap that one up there That was a good chat That was a rant on rant That's how we do it down here That's how we roll Thank you for joining us Happy to be on any time We went really quickly I think we could definitely go into more depth About each of the subjects We'll leave that to the imagination Of the listeners Bye guys next week Thank you for listening guys As always Catch you in the next one Bye We're not allowed to stop this