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The speaker is recording a conversation with someone while eating late at night. They discuss various topics, including school, TV shows, and sports. They also mention a wooden ring that broke and express disappointment. They then discuss a podcast and rate characters from Breaking Bad. They have some technical difficulties during the conversation. I'm recording. Oh, this is it? Oh, shit. We're starting right now. I mean, it's taken three hours, so... I would hope we're starting. Oh, we gotta start here. I forgot that I started. It's been a long time. Yeah, I was still here. Yeah, I was still here. I was still here. Yeah, well, see the thing is, I have an essay due on Monday, and I was planning on doing it tonight. And then you called me. And I've been here for three hours. I could've done it. I thought it would've happened way sooner, but, you know, here we are. I guess it's earlier than when you recorded, so that's good. Yep. Why are you eating so late? Well, it's like 1130. Oh, dude. I'm actually kind of disappointed because during forum, usually, me and a buddy, we go to a wood shop. And I'm not even in wood shop, but I go there because it's like something fun to do, you know? And I made this wooden ring, and it's like, it was pretty nice. I've been cherishing it the past couple of days, or I guess the past day or two, and it just like cracked. So I'm kind of sad now. Like, I'm just sad. Oh. Oh, okay. So it was like a win-win situation? Yeah. Yeah? Dude, I'm never gonna watch season four and five for real. I hope you know. I'm sorry. It's just how it has to be. Recaps are better. I mean, I agree too. I think it's good. It's just I don't want to watch it all. Maybe I should watch it then. You know, I'm super excited for German on Monday when Will probably has listened to it. Actually, no. Will's kind of a bum, honestly. There's no way he's gonna know that it's posted, so he's probably gonna listen to it on Monday. Yeah. Shoutout to Will. I don't mean to name drop, but Will, he deserves one. I mean, he's pretty much the man behind the operation here. Oh, me? Uh, the gold bonds. Shoutout to WillFuzz. Gold bond bottle, I like that. I would love it. There he is. Uh-huh. Beetlejuice? Damn it. Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. That's nice. Dude, I see why you were scared. The spectrogram for me, it's just going red so much. Yeah, I know, but I think my audio might be way too loud. I move my mic back a little bit, though. Maybe that'll help. Guess we'll find out. Oh, I'm in the loop. I've actually watched that first episode three times now. I haven't watched the new one. I'll pre-release. Oh, yeah, yeah. Supposed. With the three people, or more. Oh, I like that song. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah. I agree. Oh, I know Archie. Best believe I've met Archie. Okay, you got an outline, a plan? I sure hope so. I mean, the first one was kind of a full wing, so hopefully we can do it. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Are we doing first degenerate review right now? I mean, hey, I'm glad to be a part of it, but I can't say that I'm as knowledgeable as you are on some of these people, but... Wikipedia? Oh, is this the big reveal right now? Ah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got one. I got one. He was born in Vermont. Jesus. Uh-huh. Wikipedia. Oh, ASMR. Uh-huh. Oh. Wow. I feel like it has to be a 10. I feel like we can't give him anything lower than a 10. Yay. Were you... Were you going to shout out Ted Bundy? I thought you were going to shout Ted Bundy out. That's what I thought I heard there. I'm pretty sure he admitted to the murders, though. I thought you said he admitted to at least 30 murders. Ah, you see, that's where... that's where my boy Dahmer takes the lead, okay? Because he admitted immediately. I would give him a 9. I think I would give him a 9, but we'll keep that under wraps. Yeah, but that's honestly... I blame that one on the anesthesia from when he was a kid, honestly. Shout out to Dahmer. Not to shout out the person. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out to Jeffrey. Cannibalism. Why are you just eating? You've had three hours. Come on now. Ah, happy birthday. What's his name? Is his name Todd? Knew it. Oh, I was scrolling down on the Wikipedia. He, uh... On October 18th, Melissa Ann Smith, a 17-year-old daughter of the police chief of Midvale, another Salt Lake City suburb, disappeared after leaving a pizza parlor. Her nude body was found in a nearby mountainous area nine days later. Uh, I'm low-key a little bit... a little bit touched by that one. I can connect to this one for the sole reason that it was on October 18th and my birthday is on October 19th, so I felt a personal connection to this one. Yeah. Oh god. I just... I'm just reading further and I see that, uh, years later, Bundy described his post-mortem rituals with the corpses of Smith and Aimee, A-I-M-E, including hair shampooing and application of makeup. That is just foul. That is foul. That is a whole... a whole teenage... teenage girl. Just... ugh. He's playing with the corpses. That's... yeah, no, he... if he get anything... if any... if anybody out there listening to this podcast gives him anything less than a 10, you deserve to be a 10 on the... on the scale. Exactly. Hey, one of them may have been, like, a 14-year-old boy, but... pshh. I mean... Yeah, you can never... you can never know, because, uh, he got the... he got that electrocution, huh? Huh. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, I agree, I agree. Uh, what's he called, though? Mm-hmm. Louise Cowell? That's his... that's his mom. Ah. Jeez. Shout-out to Julia, honestly. I didn't mean Cowell, but... shout-out to Julia Cowell. You know who you are, Julia Cowell, out there. Mm. I doubt it. I doubt it. I don't think she's alive. She would have to be, like, a hundred, probably. Mm-hmm. I thought it was his mom. Oh. Oh. What? What is the point in that? She couldn't... she couldn't raise him? Oh. Mm. That's messed up. I don't know. So, so you're saying his grandparents adopted him from his mom. Yeah, I guess. It's just weird that they wouldn't... I don't know, I think maybe at a young age it's okay to tell him that, but... At some point they've gotta make it clear that that's not how it actually is. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Oh. Ah. You know, that's a pretty normal punishment, though, as a parent. That's happened to me once or twice. Yeah. I got thrown down the stairs a couple times because I overslept. I missed my, uh... one of my chiropractor, uh... I don't even know what you call it... appointments. Nah, I got thrown down the stairs, I'm dead serious. My dad, he just, yeah, he just grabbed me and threw me. Unfortunately, he doesn't swing cats by the tails, though. He draws the line. Oh. That's awesome. Ah. That's nice. Hey, I mean, if it works, it works. I would have to agree, honestly. I mean, so, so is the degenerate review per episode, like, are we doing one person per episode? Is that how that works? I mean, are we still... you wanna keep doing more on Ted Bundy, then? Okay, good. You know, honestly, it was going really, really good at the start, and then I just got sick, and as soon as I caught up, almost all the way from that, I got sick again. And it was some... the second time, it was some sickness that multiple people that I know got at the same time. Nobody knew what it was. I got tested for multiple things, it wasn't anything. And I was just sick, and it was really bad, like, my fever got up to 103, it was just terrible, and after that, it's just been so hard to catch up and be able to remake my tests on stuff that I wasn't there to learn. So, you know, it was tough, but I'm making it back now. I'm on the come up. What are you eating now? Oh, yeah, this is the cheat day? This is... yeah. Dang. What was crunchy, the crust? Oh, okay, where's the pizza from? Is it family owned? I don't think I've ever had Marco's before. Oh, okay. You just shouted out the chain restaurant? Alright, alright. I'm still really sad about this ring, man. Like, it's just... I'm holding it right now. Didn't deserve it as I... It's okay. No, I definitely can. I can definitely just put wood glue on it, but it's just never gonna be the same again. I mean, for me, it sounds fine. It sounds great for me. No complaints. What? You can't put the plate on the desk? You can't put the plate on it? Dude. I got this brand new... Yeah, honestly, because he was supposed to play, right? He was supposed to use the gaming setup? League of Legends or Overwatch 2? What are we saying? Okay, that's valid. That's valid. So, I got this new mousepad, right? Not too long ago. And it was a Los Pollos Hermanos mousepad. And it is so nice. And a couple weeks in of having it, I spilled chocolate milk all over it. And it didn't come out. And now it has chocolate milk stain on it. I'm so mad. Because this mousepad was on sale, and I got it as soon as it dropped. And it sold out like five minutes later and is not re-releasing again. And now it has stains all over it. And I'm just... I'm mad. But, I mean, it's still... You can still, like... It's not that big of a stain. It was like it spilled on the side of my cup and then got, like, from the bottom of the cup onto the mousepad. But I guess it could be worse. It's just kind of disappointing. It's running. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You had to specify that? Mm-hmm. She's probably listening right now, actually. Shoutout to her. Mm. Prankster. Oh. Oh. Heh. It probably will. Not Goldbond. Definitely, definitely... Yeah, unless he was gonna call or something. Who do you think did it? If you had to nominate a victim. Heh. If they would have paid for it, though, it would have been awesome. Mm-hmm. Heh. Heh heh heh. Dude. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh. They already came forward. Oh, yeah. I'm getting texts right now. Ezra alive. Uh, he could be, actually. 100%. It has to be. Yo just came down with a bunch of clothes in his hands and said he's got three weeks worth of laundry. And he just regretted the laundry real quick. If I was a big Y, that's why. But, I mean, at least he was polite about it. He didn't know I was on the shed, actually. So, it's understandable. Oh. Understandable. Well, I mean, it's too late now, unless you want me to go get him, but... I don't know. Are you able to share? Oh, let's hear it. Hey. Oh, that is nice. Oh, that's a good idea. I think it would be good before and then after the music. So it's kind of like, the door opens, then the music fades in, and then you start talking. At the end, you start talking, music fades in, then fades out, then the door shuts. You know, at the very, very end. I think that would sound good. Speaking of, speaking of, if anybody re-watches A Slow Start, Season 1, Episode 1, let us know what you think of that outro, because I think it was very perfectly timed. It was actually a work of art, so let me know what you guys think about that one. Oh yeah. Maybe that should be like a usual thing now. Just randomly in some of the episodes, Davey pops in from the future. An Easter egg. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Shout out, shout out. That's a good idea, that's a good idea. Shout out to shout outs, honestly. You're really enjoying that pizza, I can tell. If he comes back. Be ready guys, be ready. Any moment, he could be here. You know, at the beginning of the episode, I had no idea that we were actually starting this time, because so many times, for like an hour before this, there had just been tests, and then out of nowhere you're like, saying all this stuff like it's actually happening. I was not prepared, and we hadn't talked about anything that we were going to say previous to this. So I'm winging it. For everybody out there, I know it seems like I'm doing a great job, like this is all completely scripted because like, I don't know, I just have that amazing talent, but no. Okay guys, this is all on the spot. This is just me. This is how I am. Oh my god, do you know who I would absolutely love to get on this podcast? Do you know who I would love to see? Okay, well, I don't know if this is really somebody that we could get on here, but I would love for Frau Aladini to have an episode on here. That would be absolutely amazing. Anybody who has Frau Aladini or has had Frau Aladini will know. Shout out to them. Let me know what you guys think. I think Frau Aladini should definitely have an episode. Make it happen. Lock it in. She's great, honestly. Love the enthusiasm, always. No complaints. She's willing to help. I mean, just a great teacher all around. What was that? What are your opinions on your teachers this year? What do you think of them so far? That's a pretty vague statement. You think they're cool. Let's go. How about we go through some of them individually? What about the Algebra 2 teacher because that's probably a controversial one. I don't think it's that deep, but... Dots on the wall. Yeah? Well, I mean, that's not what I was expecting. What are your thoughts on the wall? What subject? Yeah, I loved my social studies teachers in middle school. I had this history teacher in 7th grade who... I'm not going to say his name, but he was a guy which already greenslag. Okay, from my experience, male teachers have just been... I'm not going to say that. I think my male teachers have been great. I have nothing bad to say about any of the male teachers that I've had so far. Mr. Peter Gowski, he's not bad. I think a lot of people told me he was going to be bad. One of your friends, Devi, told me that he was going to be bad. She was like, good luck, whatever. Because I posted my schedule or whatever, because she had him last year. He's honestly not terrible. I think he's just... I don't know. I don't really know how to describe him. He's a card. Basically... Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Is it not? No, I didn't say... There's nothing negative about him, though. That's what I'm saying. Okay, no, no, no, no. The only reason that I'm saying that is because so many people, including my brother... They didn't say that he was bad, but they kind of made it seem like it wasn't going to be fun. But I am pleasantly surprised with his class, especially because Will's in it. Shout out to Will, again, if we haven't already, probably have. Shout out to Will. Just in case. Even if he was the pizza sender, shout out to him. He's a good guy. You got 13 feet together. Oh yeah. He's got a sweater on him and everything. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. I'm going to keep this going. I just want to clear something for everybody here. Make it clear. They were not from Ponsonby's, they were definitely from Binko. Or Suburban. They were not from Ponsonby's. Alright, keep it going, keep it going. GTA is a good game. I didn't really know where your story was going there, I can't lie. Do you have more? Oh. Yeah. Nelson. Shout out to Nelson. Nelson R. Great guy. He couldn't even chew through the real thing. He doesn't want all that power on him, you know. He can't. He couldn't live with it. Ah. I think it definitely does, definitely, definitely does. Because it's more like a conversation than it's like you just talking. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing though, honestly. Because I really enjoyed the first one. It does. I feel that, I feel that. Yeah, you know, I mean we had to break the ice somehow. Oof. The tea. It's called a tea. Yeah, like a golf tea that you hit it off of. Oh. I don't know if this is something that you talk about on the podcast, because I mean there's only been one other episode, but did you watch the Buckeyes game today? That's a question I had. Okay, so if you didn't know, it was against Michigan State. And at one point, it was actually pretty close, I mean it was like 21-14, but we ended up winning like, I don't know, what was it, 49? 49-20 or something? Oh, no, that's what it was. It was 21-13, I actually missed the extra point. I didn't watch all of it, because after it started getting a little bit too far away from being close, when it wasn't really a game anymore, I just decided to stop watching it. Like I think it was after the second quarter, they scored a lot. I think Ohio State had like 35 points maybe, something like that, and Michigan State only had like 13. Stopped watching them, but I mean, I'm always excited to watch. Buckeyes are doing good. 6-0, 6-0. I'm gonna keep it going. Are you not a big sports fan? You don't watch any sports? Dude, that was so long ago. He was really good. I can't lie. 49. What a G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's such a weird thing to remember. Fantastic. Bro. That's great. I think everybody used to do something like that at some point in their young childhoods. Davey, did you watch the Guardians game today though? Because the Guardians are in the playoffs. I mean, like... Man, I thought it was like Drew watching TikTok or something in the background. I don't know if it's only on Discord or if it's on Audacity. Why? Could be, could be. Well, I mean, what I was gonna say is like, the Guardians, I think the game went 15 innings. That was crazy. I mean, I don't remember who hit the... Somebody hit a walk-off though in the 15th inning. I think it was Gonzales maybe? Oscar Gonzales? It was crazy though. Like, it was actually a good game. And they... I don't remember the last time they were like... They made it this far, but it was a good watch. I can't believe you didn't watch either of it though. Or football? I asked if you were a sports fan and you said yeah. Yes! Oh, okay. That's really unfortunate. Because like, some of these Ohio State teams are actually doing pretty good. What? What? Oh, a little bit of technical difficulty? I mean, it wouldn't be a second episode without a little bit of technical difficulty. Oh, definitely. I mean, we're new to this too. Huh. Together? Should I look up Breaking Bad characters to your list right now? Alright, alright, alright. I think... I mean, I don't know if we have the same one, but I just clicked on the first one. I got Jesse and Todd. Yeah, and then it goes to Hank. Oh, that's what I meant to say, Ted. You know, that's the... Ted's the... wait, Ted's the affair man, right? Okay, yeah, I thought that was Todd. Is Todd on here? Oh my god, okay. Oh, I don't know some of these, honestly. Alright, who is this first character? I don't know who she is. Does not ring a bell. I'm putting her in F tier then, because I don't know her. So she's F. I'm just leaving her here. Uh. Okay, this next character, Badger. I'm putting Badger... this might be a hot take, Badger is S tier. I mean, yeah, we got room, we got room here. Ooh, he's gonna be D tier. Good, good point, good point, honestly, we can put him in F. Is this the kid that shoots the kid on the tricycle? I don't think I know Brock. Son, okay. Skipping him then, too. Okay, who is this next guy? I think I do know this next guy. He's irrelevant. Yeah, A tier, yeah, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yup, yup, yup, yup. They... even though they're like villains, I feel like they deserve a high tier. 100%, yeah, they're badass. What are we thinking then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's so... it is crazy. A tier? Alright, alright, is this a... wait, is this a Los Pollos Hermanos employee? What... how am I supposed to... when he like dies, right? I have no idea. You told me to come to this list, man. That's all I'm saying. Who's this guy? I don't know who this guy is at all. Oh, shit. He's better than the Salamanca twins. Okay, okay, okay. Hmm. Yeah, okay. Yeah, the nurse is just... I don't know why she's in here. I don't know who this next guy is. That guy is? We're talking about the guy in the collared shirt, right? I don't know this guy. Hmm. I love this guy. No, I love this guy. Is he one of the... wait. Is he not Badger's like partner? Ah, F. Who's this next girl? I want to put her in F already. Okay. This guy is the other cook. I know this guy. I honestly, I think he could go B or above. He seems like such a nice guy. Okay. Hmm. C. D even. C or D. Honestly. Because Hank is just way better. I'm sorry, Hank is just way better. Alright, I'll give him a B just for that. Okay, we'll compromise there. This guy? Fucking hate this guy. I just don't like him at all. He's literally just a side piece for Hank and that's it. He's useless. Useless. Oh, this guy. I know this guy. See, I wasn't wat... Yeah, that's fair. I didn't watch this episode. Or... yeah, this was when I was watching the recaps. But I know about this scene because I rewatched just this scene. Okay. Okay. 100%. 100%. Yep. With Hank Schrader. 100%. Yeah, I would say S. Where are we putting Holly? Wait, don't tell me that Holly is a baby that Skyler had with Ted. Okay. Okay. I'm just making sure. Wait, where are we putting the baby at? C tier? Doesn't get shown enough? Doesn't have any dialogue? D. Putting it in D. I fucking love this guy. I love this guy. Is he from season 5 or 4? Ah, shit. Well, IDC. Huh? The character deaths? No, nothing. No, not really. Dude, it was like 2 minute summaries on the last 2 seasons. Like, for every episode it was like 2 minutes, maybe a minute 30. Maybe I will, actually. Maybe I will. Okay, well, where are we putting him at? A? A tier? Yeah. Oh, I think I have seen this guy. I remember that part. We're ranking them off of how they are in the movie, though. It's not like, or in the show. It's not like, that doesn't really matter. Yeah, that's where I have him right now. Oh, no, Jane is S.S. Jane is S.S., guys. Jane is S.S. tier. I am sorry. Jane is S.S. because I love Jane. I'm putting her down at A tier. Her dad was so loving. Oh, we have another S.S. Another S.S. Yeah. I mean, you gotta do what you gotta do, man. Jane is just... Okay, I'm moving Jane down to... I'm moving her down with her dad to A tier. She's an A tier. That was a joke, by the way. Uh-huh. 100%. Is it Mike Ehrmantraut's daughter? Or granddaughter? Okay, I was about to say. If that man had a kid. Where do we even put her? She seems so insignificant. You know, I'm talking about like a kid kid. D tier with the baby. Put him right next to him. Okay, well, I don't have that, so... I don't know who this guy is. Yeah. Is he another IDC? Well, I don't know him, so... IDC. Okay, who is this? I don't know who this next guy is at all. Who is this? Like... I don't know. Never heard of her. F. Okay. Oh! We have another F. Guys. She's a D. Jane was an F? Excuse you. Oh my god. She is F tier. She is a bitch. I hate her so much. Always complaining about something. Always robbing something. She just never can be content. She's an F. She doesn't deserve a C. She should be D at the very, very, very maximum. Don't know him. F. Oh! SS. German trout. We just have to put him in SS, honestly. I don't know where else to put him. If you don't know who Jesse Pinkman is, you shouldn't be listening to the shed. I mean... Okay, yeah. Maybe it wouldn't be nice for like a disclaimer, skip to blank if you've never seen Breaking Bad, or if you don't want to listen to the Breaking Bad tier list. I've seen half of it, pretty much. Don't know this guy. Alright, don't know these people. Oh, I can really tell. They're going in D tier. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh my god. Saul Goodman. Saul Goodman. Another SS. That is six SS tiers we have right now. Oh, this is skinny Pete. Love this guy. Yeah, 100%. He's got to be out there right next to Badger. Moving him right next to him. Oh shit! F tier. F tier. F tier. F tier. Skylar is F tier. Holy shit, she is also a bitch. She belongs with Marie. She is so annoying. Okay, she has to understand that it was because he was going to die, okay? He thought he was dead. He was making the money for her. Literally for her. Well, you're balls deep at that point, baby, okay? You can't just stop. Alright, I'm keeping her in F. For me, she's F tier. That's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. Ted, he's F. If this guy Todd, this guy that's looking back over his shoulder. Where are we putting him then? S? Oh shit. I'm putting him in B because I don't know him. But he looks cool. This guy. Tuko, honestly, I want to put him in S. I got to put him in S. Tuko is such a good character. Don't know him. Who is this Joker right here? Who is this Joker? C. C or B. C or B. Honestly, C. C. C. C. C. C. C seems fitting. Wait, who is this guy? Who is... He looks like a bitch. Who is this guy? Where are we putting him at? I mean, honestly, I couldn't put him anywhere other than S. S. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Before we do the reveal, I just want to say that my SS tier has more than any other tier except for S. And F is also my IDC. So, anybody that I don't know is in that, but every... Like, this just goes to show, Breaking Bad has so many good characters. More good than bad, arguably. Okay, hold on. I say we do this other Joker lady first. What does she... What does she... Like... Ah. Ah, hanging out, huh? Alright, guys. This is our last... This is our last... This is the last person that's your list tier. To be nice. Holy shit. I can hear it, I can hear it. Everybody in the back. Oh. 100%. What's his address? Oh, there it is. Fully resetted, folks. We've got a dedicated fan here. Yes, and it's got a fence. That was crazy. Dude. No, she could probably... Her house probably definitely went up in value. She could probably just sell it. If she cares that much. Yeah, I don't know how you could sell it. Yeah, next time. I mean, we could. We are one hour, one minute, forty seconds in, but... That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. Okay, wait. I know Pose had some ideas. He said something broad, you know? He just wanted... He wanted something like... Something funny. What can we do that's funny? Ice cream... Ice cream flavor tier list? That's one of the things he said. I'm like 100% sure. Oh, yeah. I'm doing the first one. Let's see what it's looking like. Okay. This is a good list. Hold on. I'm going to check the second one to see if it's got more options. Okay, let's do the next one. Oh, okay. Let's go to the second one. The one that starts off with vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, Neapolitan, chocolate, and vanilla swirl. That one. Okay. This is honestly... This is relatable for everybody. I think this is good, okay? Vanilla ice cream, okay? B tier. B tier. I just can't. I'm sorry. Chocolate? Chocolate? S tier. Strawberry? S. Okay? Neapolitan? S. Not even... No. Chocolate and vanilla swirl? A. Chocolate and vanilla swirl is just not as good. It wasn't bound to be mixed like that, okay? That's my opinion, guys. That's my opinion. Mint? Mint ice cream? D. Mint? I don't know if I've actually ever had mint ice cream. Mint? Mint chocolate chip? I'm putting it in B. I'm putting it in B. Mint chocolate chip? I don't think I would have it over vanilla. Well, actually I probably would, so maybe I'll put it in A. But yeah, I'd have it about with chocolate and vanilla swirl. Actually, no. You know what? Chocolate and vanilla swirl is getting demoted to chocolate and vanilla swirl. Or to B. To B. It's going to B tier. B tier. Chocolate and vanilla swirl is B tier now. Because it's just as good as vanilla. Mine is D, B, B, A, S, S, S. Okay? No, wait. What about double chocolate? Did you already do it? Okay, so whoever doesn't know double chocolate, chocolate ice cream, chocolate chips, I'm putting that S. Cookie dough? Did you put an S? I'm going to have to put an S too. Cookies and cream? You know what? I feel like you've got to have a good cookies and cream. Because cookies and cream in general, I feel like I had so much as a kid that it kind of died. I'm putting it in A tier. Coffee ice cream? Also depends. A tier. A tier. Oh. Never had it. Never had it. Can't put it anywhere. Blueberry ice cream? Have you had it before? Blueberry ice cream? Blueberry ice cream is A. A tier. It is very, very good. I would have it over cookies and cream. Okay? Peanut butter. Peanut butter is S tier. Peanut butter is S tier. S tier. I feel like so many ice creams are just S tier though. Because ice cream in general is S tier. You know? Like it's just so good. Okay. English toffee? Oh my god. So good. A tier. Yeah. Me too. I've had toffee ice cream. So that's just what I'm assuming. Oh. So good. That sounds really good. I actually definitely need to try it. Is it seasonal? Or could I like go get it tomorrow? Oh. Alright. Alright. Let's move on. Salted caramel? A. A. Birthday cake is B. Maybe even C. Honestly. I'm putting it down to C. I'm putting toffee. Honestly. I'm switching toffee to C also. What? It was B. I moved it down one. You know? Some toffee ice cream is good. But I couldn't eat a lot of it. I know. It's just, you know. Oh my god. Strawberry cheesecake? S tier. S tier. Strawberry cheesecake ice cream is S tier. So good. I've never had a raspberry ripple. Didn't even know that was a thing. Haven't tried it before. Oh. Grater's cherry chocolate chip or cherry... Yeah. Chocolate chip I think. Is really really good. I think it's winter seasonal. But it's really really good. I'm putting cherry ice cream in A just because it doesn't have the chocolate chips. But the chocolate chip one would be S. Yeah. They make great ice cream. Like shout out to Grater's. It is so good. Alright. Pistachio? A tier. Dude. I... Anything pistachio is actually so good. I'm sorry. Like pistachio... I had a pistachio cannoli. Oh my god. It was great. It was wonderful. Mmm. It's... It's... Okay. It's like an acquired... Not an acquired taste but it's something that you want every once in a while. You ever go to like Hibachi Grills and they give you like... They give you sherbert. Dude. Some people say sorbet. Some people say sherbert. Sherbet. Sherbert. Sherbet. Okay. I'm sorry. Wait. What? I've heard sherbert. I've heard sherbert so many times. I don't know why. Oh. Actually? Oh. Okay. That makes more sense. I never get it though. Really. I think it's a B tier. B tier. Alright. Alright. Alright. That's fair. That's fair. Rocky Road? Never had it. Never had it. Moose Strikes His Ass. Moose Strikes His Ass. Candy Cane? A. A. A. Yeah. That's true. I'm moving it down. Cause like I couldn't eat a whole pint of it. But like Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip? I could eat a whole pint of it. I have two from... Wait. Do you have it... Did you get it from Jenny's? Or... I've had it from Jenny's. I'll put it A. Cause I also... Oh! I had it from Kill Wins in Dublin at Bridge Park. They have it there. It's pretty good. I had it probably a year ago. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's like... It's like unique. You have to try it. You know? Wait. The Cotton Candy. The Cotton Candy at Gators is also Pastel Blue. Could be confused with. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright. Never had it. Honestly, it might not be bad. Superman is so ass, bro. Wait. Wait. Were you ever like in your younger stages? Did you ever go through a Superman Ice Cream phase? Dude! Me too! Every time I'd be in like Maryland, North Carolina, Florida, anything like that. Superman Ice Cream. It's the go-to. It's gotta be. Yeah. Exactly. Glad we can connect on that one. It's definitely Dulce. Like Dulce Gabbana. You know? Like... Dulce de leche. It's not Dulce. There's no way. It's definitely Dulce. I mean, I don't speak Spanish, so... It's not? Leche means milk, does it not? I think so. Maybe not. It could be. Caramel sauce is what it translates to. Sweetened caramelized milk. Don't know what milk jam is. Haven't tried before. Never also had bacon ice cream. Honestly though, bacon ice cream sounds like it could be good. If the ice cream is flavored something other than bacon... Have you ever had a bacon donut? Bacon donuts? Slept on, man. Like, if you've never had a donut with the maple icing and then bacon bits on top... It's actually really, really good. Because like, sometimes the sweet and the salty, the savory, is just such a good combo. And it's one of those times. It is good. Like, if there's a box of donuts, some... I'd say one and every five days I'm going for the bacon donut. Okay. Starting off with S tier, we got... Chocolate, strawberry, Neapolitan, double chocolate, cookie dough, peanut butter, strawberry cheesecake, Moose Tracks, and Superman. Going down to the A tier, we got mint chocolate chip, cookies and cream, blueberry, English toffee, salted caramel, cherry, and pistachio. B tier, vanilla, chocolate and vanilla swirl, rainbow... I'm not going to pronounce the other word. It causes way too much. Next, candy cane. Next, blue moon. Okay. C tier, birthday cake and coffee. D tier, mint, nothing in F tier. I feel like it's really hard for an ice cream to be F. Haven't tried before, butter pecan, raspberry ripple, rocky road, green tea, dulce de leche, bacon. That's my list. Not sure if he mentioned it, guys, but he's on keto. He probably should still drink water, though, you know. Where's God, to get him wet? Dulce! Dulce! Dulce! Okay. The desk found. Jesus Christ. Alright. No, that's not what I was saying it to. Like, I'm enjoying myself, actually. This is fun. Alright, first one. This looks like a good tier list. I mean, clean designs here. Are you starting with auto shark, arugula? Alright, is this the same tier list that you're on right now? Okay. I thought it was arugula. Yeah, how do you add it to you? Oh, okay. I'm gonna make it... Okay, I got it. Me neither. I've had arugula. 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S, S, S. Broccoli F? Broccoli F? Broccoli B? Oh my god. Oh my god. You wanna know what's crazy? I don't know if you ever watched Balan Levine, but he just made a video recently where his friend, Lil Peej, ate vegetables for the first time. He offered him some absurd amount of money, like I'm talking like thousands, to get down one piece of broccoli. But he's like afraid of them. He eats the broccoli, starts gagging, he threw up all over the counter. Like, trying to eat a piece of broccoli. I'm not even joking. Shoutout to Balan Levine for that one. If, uh, if O'Dwyer is watching this, she'll probably have seen it before, so shoutout there also. Second shoutout from Julia. Brussels sprouts? Brussels sprouts are good. B. Butternut squash? I've had it before. F. Terrible. Cabbage? You've never had cabbage? Cabbage is an A tier. Carrots? S tier. Car- carrots A tier. A tier. A tier. They died. They died. Cauliflower? S. Cauliflower is S tier. You wanna know why? Okay. Cauliflower has unique flavor. If you eat it with ranch cauliflower, cauliflower is pretty good, but a lot of vegan foods have been, like, made with cauliflower. Like, I've seen pizzas made with cauliflower as the dough, and it's like... Cauliflower, cauliflower. Like, cauliflower dough, like, they've- I've seen- I've seen pizzas made with it. Like, all vegan. It's cool. So I'm putting that at S tier. Just for that. Celery? Also S tier. Celery with wings? Oh my god, you're fat. Oh my god, you're fat. I'm joking, I'm joking. Guys, everybody, everybody know, that is a joke. What? For the next one? Corn? What is it? You're lying. You're like actually- you're actually joking. You're- you- corn is S? Why? Give me some- Oh! Oh my god, corn is good as fuck. If there was- if there was- if there was, like, an SS, I would put it there. Yeah. Yeah. No, okay. Calling you fat was just a joke because of how many vegetables you've never tried, okay? But, corn is actually so good. I do put butter and salt on it. Nah, nah, I- no, no butter. I put salt- or, no salt. I put butter on it. Butter, that's it. I usually cut it off the cob too. It's really annoying to eat it on the cob when it gets all stuck in your teeth. I cut it off. Eat it with a fork. Or a spoon. Cucumber. S. Cucumber with ranch. Edamame, S tier. Eggplant? Never tried. Garlic, S. 100%, 100%. Ginger, A. Ginger is A. Have you ever had ginger gum? Or just, like, ginger root? You've ever, like, eaten that before? It's so good. So good. So good. It's so good. Alright, alright. Jalapenos, A tier. They make nachos so much better. Actually, B. Yeah, B. Because sometimes you get, like, a big jalapeno and you're not expecting it and it's like, damn. I just got a big jalapeno. I don't know if I've ever had kale. Never had leeks. Lettuce, S. 100%. Mushrooms, S. Alright, going back to the hibachi grill, have you ever had the soup that they bring out at the beginning? It has mushrooms in it. Those mushrooms that have been marinating in that juice, the broth, they're so good. So fucking good. They're great. They are so good. I wouldn't say that they're mid. I would never eat, like, a raw mushroom, though. That's just weird. I've never had okra. Onion, S. Yes! Onions are so good. No, this is not a tier list of what you're eating by itself. Who is eating a jalapeno by itself? Onions are so good. You put onions on anything, they're so good. Like, actually. Like a cheeseburger. You put onions on it, they make it so much better. So much flavor. That's not texture, it's flavor. It does, it does, it does. It does make it a little bit crunchier. Same with lettuce, though. Peas, honestly, B tier. B tier. They don't have that much, they don't have that much to them. Potatoes, S. S tier, S tier, S tier. Baked potatoes are so good. Potatoes are a vegetable loophole. Yeah. 100%, 100%. Yeah, ok. That's fair, that's fair. Alright, next one. Hold up, hold up. This next one, this next one, I might have a hot take here. Pumpkin, S tier. I've never eaten a pumpkin. My mom, she... I don't even know what it'd be. If it would be like, bakes or roasts. I think it's roasts. I don't know. I don't know. If it would be like, bakes or roasts. I think it's roasts. She like, roasts the pumpkin seeds with a bunch of seasoning on them. So good. So good. That's why I'm putting it on S. Well, pumpkin pie, pumpkin pie isn't made with pumpkin, though, is it? It just has pumpkin flavor. Isn't it? Maybe, maybe, maybe, hold on. Yeah, no. The pie is generally flavored with a spice mixture known as pumpkin pie spice, which is usually made... ...or which is made using spices such as ginger, nutmeg, cinnamon, and allspice. The pie is usually prepared with canned pumpkin, but fresh cooked pumpkin can be used. Okay. So, there is a... ...pumpkin in it, but you get like canned pumpkin. Like, you probably get like sweetened, like canned, like processed ones, but you know, that's how every pie is. I love it. Pumpkin pie is so good. Radish, same with beets, never had. Don't know the difference. Red onion, also S. My mom puts red onions on like... Okay, you know what, um... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Um... What's it called? I don't even remember. She gets like a meal plan, like a... I think it's every two weeks or something, we get a few meals that are like... ...almost. They have everything, and then like a recipe. They're so good. A lot of red onions are on like tacos. They're so good. S tier. Yeah, that's... I don't ever really think of them as two different things. They don't really taste different, I don't think. Scallions, A tier. Good flavor. Good flavor. A tier. Spinach, S tier. Popeye, shout out. Never had a sweet potato. Never had. Never had. I've never had one. I've never had one. Uh, where people put like cinnamon and butter on them and shit. And like microwave them or whatever. Never had it before. I've never had any form of sweet potato in my life. Not even like sweet potato fries. Never had it. Always not... ...not wanted to try it. Next one, tomato, S tier. S tier. I have always... ...not liked tomatoes. Like a tomato on a burger, if you get like a big tomato... ...I'm not usually the biggest fan. But, something that has recently... ...peaked my interest... ...and absolutely... ...180'd my opinion... ...on tomatoes. Pico de gallo. You put that shit on your chipotle, it is so good. Pico de gallo is so, so good. S tier. S tier. Zucchini? I'm doing zucchini next. Oh, my fault. Keep it going. They aren't that good. Have you had pico de gallo before? Have you had pico de gallo? You should try it. It'll, it'll, trust me, it'll change your opinion. Alright, never had a turnip in my life. Zucchini... ...is not that good. Um... Margarita pizza is good. Mmm. Hell yeah. Yep. D. Zucchini is not good. It's not that good. I'm gonna put up C. Alright, are we going over the list again? Or should I read it out? Never tried... ...artichoke, beets, radish, eggplant, kale, leeks, okra, sweet potato, turnip. Okay? In my F tier... ...butternut squash. Wish I could've put that in never tried, but I couldn't, so it is sitting there at the F tier. The only one in the F tier. We have nothing in the D tier. Then going up to the C tier, we have zucchini. That's all. Arugula, broccoli, brussel sprouts, jalapenos, peas. Peas aren't that great, honestly. They don't have that much flavor, but they're fine to eat. They're fun, honestly. If you're peeling like the pods do, they're fun. B tier. A tier? Asparagus, cabbage, carrots, ginger, scallions. You know? I think they're all decent picks here. And then, my absolutely large S tier here. Starting off with... Avocado, bell peppers, cauliflower, celery, corn, cucumber, edamame, garlic, lettuce, mushrooms, onion, potatoes, pumpkin, red onion, spinach, and tomato. All S tier, honestly. For vegetables, those are all standouts. All good in their own ways. Love them. I don't remember who it was. I think it might have been my mom talking about one of her relatives when she was younger. But she told me a story about how one of them would literally take a tomato, like an apple, put salt on it, and then just eat it like an apple. Like, legit bite into it. I'm not joking. I'm not joking. I mean, it's good for you, though. Well, I mean, if he enjoyed it. Or she. I think it was a he, though. It was probably some weird uncle or something. If he enjoyed it, go him. I mean, that's good for him. I would let him do it. Because, like, me personally, I'm not going to eat the tomatoes. Like, if I see tomatoes, they're probably one of the last out of my S tier that I'm going to pick to eat. But there are some dishes with tomato in them that couldn't be the same without tomato. I don't know if you could consider pico de gallo a dish, but pico de gallo in dishes, so it's like a dish in a dish. Pico de gallo is just, it's not the same without tomato. Tomato is S. Your chair. I honestly, some cornbread is, no, Davie, hold on. This deserves a pause. Corn pudding. Have you ever had it before? Oh my, my god. I look forward to November, to Thanksgiving, because of corn pudding, dude. It is so good. It's the ultimate, like, brunch food. Corn pudding. It's like cornbread, but it's like mashed up, so you kind of have it, but it's better, I promise you. I'm not the biggest fan of cornbread, but corn pudding, you need to try it, Davie. Come with me to Thanksgiving meal and try it, please. You won't regret it. Oh, hell no. Look forward to the food. Look forward to the coming back for thirds, fourths, fifths, you know. That's really unfortunate, actually. For another time. Never had a corn muffin. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh, that is a war crime right there. Such, it's like, it's the staple food. What are you talking about? Ham is so good, too, though. I don't really get stuffing, I can't lie. I don't know if I've ever really, really tried it, but I've just never been a fan. Also, wait, hold on. I would just like to say that for anybody who thinks I'm a maniac for having this many vegetables in S-tier, I would just like to let you know that just because I have these vegetables in S-tier, I'm not an S-tier, or I'm not a vegetable fiend, okay? Like, I would not open my fridge, see a vegetable, like see a carrot or something, or no, not carrot, that's A-tier. I would not see, for example, cauliflower, and just grab that and take something else. I'm just saying, in the vegetable category, this is my opinion, okay? I'm not, I don't love vegetables or anything, I don't even eat them that much, but just wanted to let you know. For anybody who thought I was fucking crazy, there you go. Yeah, me too, I mean, I'd probably live longer, but, you know, what can you do? Cornbread and pumpkin pie. You know, I honestly would be pretty proud if this was the longest episode, like, ever, even after this, like, because I think it definitely has potential to be. We're going on an hour and 40 minutes here. Like, this is groundbreaking, because anybody else, I don't think they have the capability of talking for an hour and 40 minutes. I mean, I'm way past my bedtime right now, folks, okay? I could fall asleep right now. I mean, I had a great time, though, honestly. You know, maybe the move is to put, like, what do you call it, like, time stamps for different sections, if you wanted to listen to that specifically, so you could skip around. That would be nice. I think that's a good idea. We do definitely need to finish it up here. Is there anything else that we need, need, need to say? What else? What are we thinking? Oh, yeah, shout out to DP. Shout out to DP, everybody. Rounded to the nearest 30th. You've known him for 30 years. You've known him for the better part of 30 years. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out. Maybe, maybe towards the end of the episode we do, like, shout outs. Because I have a couple people that I think I could shout out. Should I just shoot or what? Okay, okay. I wanted to shout out Garrett also. Shout out Garrett, obviously, for the engineering class, or whatever it is. I wanted to shout out Caroline Thompson. Just a quick one. You know, no particular reason, but could be... Probably not the last time Caroline Thompson will be mentioned. Hint, hint, if you're still listening. Hint, hint, hint. And one last shout out. Shout out Cohen Wigman. Just in case he... I doubt he's listening, but Cohen Wigman, if you're listening, that's a double shout out right there. Just wanted to shout him out because, you know, love Cohen Wigman. And one more. Shout out Charlie Lowery. What? Okay. I thought you were just, like, really, really upset that I shouted out Cohen for some reason. It just goes, oh no, no, no, no, and then cuts out. I didn't know what to think. I was like, did I say something wrong? There's no way it just happened again. There's actually no way it just happened. Just move your cursor away. Jesus, Jesus. I can't believe this. I can't do my shout outs in peace. Could be, could be. Timestamps are probably definitely needed for anybody who's listening. Anybody who puts it on in the background, though, could be... Could prefer the longer episodes, though, because that's what I do. I put it on in the background, so let us know, let us know. Leave some feedback. Oh, 100%, whole class. I'm so, so psyched, psyched to be here. I actually loved it. That's probably, honestly would probably work better than anything else. That's a good method. Oh yeah. Whole German class. Luxoy, Luxoy. Shout out. Second shout out. Oh yeah. Can't forget it. I thought it was Reasoner. I would have to agree. Shout out to Reasoner. Yeah, anybody. Shout out anybody who's listened for the entirety of this podcast. Hmm. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Wrist in pieces hair, hello, widow's peak, you know, all that. Me too, me too. I think it looks better now than it did. Oh yeah, Ben Sam. Absolute character. He is a character. I love Ben Sam. Hmm. Thank you. I love Mr. Shunleb. Never taken one of his classes, but I always just go in the witch opera, you know, he doesn't even mind. Great teacher. Oh. I have another shout out I'd like to give. Shout out Mr. Staley. Jam Staley. Yeah, 100%. That is, I mean, I'm absolutely honored to be a part of it. Hopefully, it's one of the record times, you know, like if this, if my episode could be the longest one, I would, I don't even know. I wouldn't even be able to put it into words. I think we can figure it out. Definitely. Hey, I mean. Hmm. I mean, he doesn't really have to go for it, so. Thank you so much for hosting. I actually had an amazing time. Maybe sometime, sometime I could come back on. Sometime in the future, in the future, we'll see. Maybe I make another appearance. Mm hmm. On three. Okay, okay, okay. Ready? One, two, three. Bye.