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Joe goes to the dark side and learns how fun things can get on Hades' throne and that PDA can be fun.
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Joe goes to the dark side and learns how fun things can get on Hades' throne and that PDA can be fun.
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Joe goes to the dark side and learns how fun things can get on Hades' throne and that PDA can be fun.
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If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, come on baby, let me know. I am keeping that in, so I hope you're happy with that. That's going to be our outro to this podcast. I love you. I love you too. More than anything in the world. Welcome to another episode of WTF Is My Wife Reading with Izzy and Joe. Hello. Sorry, I was taking a drink. Tonight we are really jumping into the crazy with Neon Gods by Katie Robert. This book is crazy hot. I mean, wow. Five chili peppers. Oh. Yeah. We actually got a five. We got a fiver. Hell yeah. We got a fiver. It is, as it says on the cover of the book, unspeakably hot. But yet it is speakably hot because you're reading it. It's so good. You just can't read it out loud, I guess is the gist of it. So what is this about exactly? Okay, so you know that I love Greek mythology. I have always loved it since high school. I've read the Odyssey multiple times, Iliad multiple times. It's my thing. And this is a modern version of Hades and Persephone's story. I'm not going to nerd out on you guys and explain like the real story of it. But the gist, Hades in Greek mythology is the god of the underworld. And he has Persephone with him part of the year. Who's that? Persephone is Demeter's daughter. Demeter's the god. Of what? Oh. Like one. Come on now. Okay. Okay, but that's not in this book. Wait, is this taking place back then or is this now? No. So this is a modern day retelling. So in Greek mythology, they're gods. Hades is the god of the underworld. Persephone is obviously immortal because he's a god. In this retelling, they are, so Olympus is really just a modern day city that is ruled by Zeus, who in Greek mythology is, you know, the god of everything. Anyway, in this book, Zeus is the ruler of Olympus. And Hades is on the other side of the river and he rules like the lower Olympus. But no one really thinks he's real. They don't think Zeus is real? They don't think Hades is real. They think Hades is kind of like a myth and he hasn't existed. Because in this retelling, like, Zeus is not immortal. He's not like the only Zeus. Like, there's been many Zeus's before him and it's passed on to the family line. So Zeus's are Zeus's sides. I know, yeah. But anyway, so like, Hades is not the first Hades. There's multiple Hades. I gotcha. For the story, Persephone... Oh, hold on, let me just go back a little bit. So Zeus, this current Zeus, has a history of his wife dying or disappearing. Says he's kind of a dick. So he turned him off? Yeah, I mean, pretty much. When people don't do what he wants, he gets rid of them. Zeus is not a good guy in this book. Okay. But Persephone's mom, Demeter, is pretty power hungry. And so she arranges a marriage between her daughter, Persephone. Marriage. A marriage. Marriage. Arranges a marriage between Zeus and Persephone. And Persephone's like, fuck that, he's going to kill me. Like, what the fuck? So she runs away from the party because she's like, well, I'd rather die in the river than, you know, be his lady and then just be killed. And she really wants, like, freedom. Like, she's been, like, waiting for the day where she can leave Olympus and live her own life. Anyways, she runs from Zeus' guys. She somehow crosses the bridge, which, like, no one can cross unless you're invited over. And Hades is there. And he's like, oh, okay. So he saves her. And then they get together. Hades hates Zeus. He's his rival. Zeus killed Hades' parents. Is that how you say that? And so him and Persephone are like, okay, well, tarnish me so he's not going to want me. And this is, like, modern day. Is that, like, sexual? Like, tarnish me? Oh, pretty much, yeah. Okay, cool. So, like, this is modern day. So there's, like, social media. Like, Persephone is the modern day, like, socialite of, like, this, like, little Olympus world. Okay. And so, you know, there's social media and the news and everything. So all the news things that happen in, like, Hades is, like, not called the underworld there, but it is the underworld. But they're not dead. Like the ghetto? No, it's just, like, the lower city of Olympus. Okay. Okay. People think that it is a ghetto, but, like, when you get there, you realize, like, that's what Hades wanted them all to think. Like, it's actually, like, really nice and thriving and everyone's happy and not obsessed with, like, materialism like they are in Olympus. Gotcha. Zeus is part of Olympus. Okay. So anyway, she's, like, let's fuck with Zeus so he doesn't want me. Let's fuck? Let's fuck. So she's, like, you know, let's make a deal. I will stay here until spring, which is, like, a nod to Greek mythology because that's – she always comes back up to her mom in the spring, winter and fall or – winter is because Persephone is with Hades. And anyway, you guys don't care about that. Let's make Zeus not want me because I'm with you. And he hates Zeus, so he's, like, yeah, I get to fuck you and I get to piss Zeus off. That's a win-win. Win-win for me. Good on him. And she's, like, Hades is hot as shit. I get laid and I piss off the guy that wants to be my fiance. Win-win for her, too. All right. So that's what they do. But they have to make other people know about it. Hades is really kinky. He's got this big old mansion. And in this big old mansion he has this big room with couches, a little stage in it. And this is where all the, like, people that, you know, want to get their rocks off and just let their inhibitions go. So it's like an orgy room. Yes. So the people, like, in Olympus, like, all, like, the other, like, hoity-toity people that try and make it seem like they're, like, all these, like, you know, suck-up people, they really come down to, like, Hades' area and, like, I'm going to have an orgy down here. I'm just coming down here to fuck real quick and then I'm headed back. Then I go back and pretend, like, I'm perfect. So Hades has this room. He's, like, if we really want Zeus to know, you can fuck me on this stage. Everyone's going to know. Are there, like, other gods down there? Yeah, like, Hermes is down there. He's just in the corner just fucking beating me. Actually, in the book, Hermes is a female. Oh, well, she's in the corner just going to town on that thing. Down there. There are some other gods down there, but only, like, two of them are allowed to cross. Like, at a time? To cross the bridge over to where Hades is. Like, two specific ones or just two gods in general? Two specific ones. Okay, I thought it was, like, a two-in, two-out situation, you know. Like, they're allowed. Okay. Dionysus and Hermes. Who's that one? In this book, he's a male, which in Greek mythology is usually a female. And Hermes is usually a male. So it's kind of like they, like, flip things around on this. Anyways, so he's, like, we have to have sex in this room because then word will get back to Zeus. And she's, like, all right, I'm game. Because she's actually pretty kinky. Well, apparently if she's going to fuck in front of a bunch of people. She's, like, okay, I'm all right with that. Especially on a stage. Come one, come all. They enter this room. She's all, like, dressed up, you know. They've gotten to know each other for, you know, a few days. So it's, you know, love at first sight. They're not in love yet. But, you know, lust at first sight. Okay. And they enter the room. And he's got a throne. Because why wouldn't he have a throne? Of course. Is a throne big enough for, like, two people? Can he get blown on it? I mean, he does get blown on it. Cool. Obviously. Can I get a throne? Of course you can get a throne. Can it be a Game of Thrones throne, though? Yeah. Well, yeah, I guess so. So, like, one that's not going to, like, Instead of knives, it's dicks. Yeah. Lightsabers. I would be down with that. Anybody out there listening, please do that for me. That's amazing. Anyways, they walk in. They make their way to the throne. And she's, like, okay, like, got herself all hyped up that she's going to, like, get railed on the stage in front of all these people to piss off Zeus. And he's, like, you're not ready. You're not ready for this. You're not ready to, like, fuck me in front of a room of people. So he's, like, I have a show for us tonight instead. And so, like, two other people come onto the stage and proceed to, like, have sex in the middle of the room for everyone to enjoy. But what's going to happen when you're watching people have sex right in front of you and you're with someone really hot? You're going to want to do something. You know? Wait, so they're watching people have sex on stage, but they're going to have sex in the audience? So, like, everyone's, like, on couches, but Hades is, like, on his own throne. His area is a little bit dark, but everyone has seen him walk in with Persephone. And they know that he, in their eyes, stole her from Zeus. And they're, like, oh, shit, what's going to happen? So no one's watching the people fuck on the stage. They're all watching Persephone and Hades. And they're, like, they're going to do something. I feel bad for the people on stage, though. They're, like, fucking, and everybody's looking over there, like, hey, guys. They're, like, you're nobodies. Have fun. Hey, look at this. I'm doing a good job. Nobody's watching you. Nobody. Nobody's watching. That's sad. So, anyway. Is that Hermes? They're supposed to be focusing on the show. But Hades is kind of, like, you know, stroking her, making her feel calm. And she's, like, man, this guy's really hot. Obviously, he's a tall brunette because they all are. See, like, in, this is going to be nerdy, too. In video games, he's a redhead. No. His hair's on fire. He's not that in this. We should play God of War together. Okay. Super nerdy. I remember last time you tried to teach me how to play video games, I kept looking at the ceiling and walking into the wall. That was Halo. Yes. There's two controllers. It's really hard. You just kept looking. At one point, when somebody jumped over you, you're, like, oh, I saw somebody. You give me an old-school Nintendo, and I will rock that shit. But your controllers with all these different things are really hard. Contra, I love it. A, B, A, B, left, right, left, right. What is it? Up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B. Select, start. Select, start, yeah. Okay. And I can win. Mario 3, I can win. Mario 1, still disappointed in you. I know it's been, like, 16 years. No, man. But we were so close to beating that game. Okay, nerd. We're talking off-subject here. We're talking about books. I digress. That's our spin-off podcast. Okay, so let me just set the stage. People are fucking on the stage right now. Persephone is sitting on Hades' lap on the throne. All these people are in the room and watching them. Do they have clothes on at the moment? She's, like, barely wearing any clothes. Like, picture Princess Leia, but even less clothes. Stop right there. I'm good. Okay. It's basically what Princess Leia is wearing, but, like, black and lace. Okay. Are you turned on right now? Keep going. Okay. Disney movie, Hercules. Was that Hades? That was the bad guy? Yeah, the guy played by, like, that one guy. I don't know. That was Hades, though, right? With the blue hair? That was, like, Hades in there. Okay. Yeah. That's what I'm going to picture when I read this. Just a heads-up. And then the girl that was in it. Picture Henry Cavill. No, you picture that. No. Okay. So she's sitting on? Yeah, I'm good. Okay. So Jo's going to start. She's sitting on Hades' lap. He's touching her. And popcorn show. All right. What do we got? Hades' beard tickles my bare shoulder. Sheer skirt, lace panties. They're going to be able to see everything I do to your pretty pussy. Aw. That's so nice. He hasn't seen it yet, though. So how does he know it's pretty? Oh, no. He already touched it earlier. They haven't had sex yet, but he, like... Yeah, but he touched it, but he didn't, like, see it. So how does he know it's pretty? It could be a fucking monsoon down there. You know what I mean? Are you prepared for that? Am I prepared for it? I'm pretty sure I might expire on the spot if he doesn't follow through on the lustful spell he's weaving about me. I lick my lips and fight. Not the lift, my hips to guide his hands lower. Yes, sir. Wait, is that him or her saying it? I guess it's her. It's her. He presses a kiss to my shoulder. Say the word, and this is all stops. No harm, no foul. For someone so determined to be labeled a monster, he's incredibly invested in my pleasure and consent. Oh, a little gentleman. Oh, shucks. A thrill of power licks through me. That's interesting wording. I'm not in charge, not by any stretch of the imagination, but the knowledge that no matter what Hades does to me, I am choosing it? Good question, Mark. Well, because, like, they, like, tried to, like, just give her to Zeus, and she was like, ah, what the fuck? I had no say in that. And so, like, choosing Hades in this moment is like, you know, I want to fuck him, so I'm going to fuck him. It's beyond sexy, apparently. I know. I trust you. The barest hesitation as if I'm surprised by him. Good. Still, he moves slowly, gliding his hand down to cut my pussy through the skirt. Wait. How's he cupping my pussy through the skirt? I thought her pussy was, like, bare, like, wide open. I mean, she's wearing lace, so it's like her underwear, her panties were see-through. All right. The fabric is, okay, well, here you go. The fabric is so thin as to not exist at all, and I can't help a small jump at the heat of his palm. So, like, he put his hand down there, and she's like, oh. He cupped it. Got a little, hey, look. He gives a low curse. I can feel how wet you are. Do something about it. For real. I mean. Stop talking. Yeah. He tightens his grip, holding me in the intimate place like he owns me. One day, he'll learn to stop trying to top from the bottom. Wait, what? He says that a couple times. I don't really know what that means. Like, while they're doing it? He always says, like, she tries to top from the bottom. I don't understand that saying. Like, from the head to the toes? I think it means, like, she's below him, and she tries to, like, rise up. I have no idea. Just keep reading. Okay. He moves his free hand to my right breast and yanks the lace down, bearing me to the room. Wait, so both of them are out now, or is he just, like. I don't know. Keep reading. If one comes out, then one comes out. I jerk back, but his chest gives me nowhere to go, and his hand between my legs follows me, pressing my body more firmly against his. Then Hades repeats the treatment to my left breast. There you go. There you go. Now they're both out. All right. I'm still covered in silk straps, but my nipples are bare and on display. He makes a low, tisking sound. Just for that deviance, I'm going to make you come loud and messy right here in front of them. Isn't that what she wanted anyways? Yeah. It doesn't even occur to me to cover my breast. Instead, I spread my legs a little wider. Do your worst. My worst? His voice gets lower, almost a growl. You dip one toe into the river and think you're ready to swim the length of the river of sticks. You can't even begin to handle what my voice has to offer. He finally moves his hand up, only to shove it into my panties and spear me with two fingers. All right. He's spearing her with two fingers. Obviously, it's got to be the pointer and the middle finger. The contact bows my neck, but his other hand is there, bracketing my throat and holding me in place. Can you feel their eyes on you? Oh, yeah. That's right. Everybody's watching me now. I forgot about that. I want to keep defying him, but my brain has gone all fuzzy with pleasure. He's not even flucking me with his fingers. What's he doing, then? If he's not flucking me with his fingers, where'd his fingers go? Didn't his fingers just go inside of her? They were inside of her, right? Maybe he's not flucking them in and out. Maybe they're just in there, just hanging there. I don't know, but it's not in there anymore, it says. He's not even flucking. Oh, so they're just sitting in there. Yes. Ugh. It's like, okay. Why are they just sitting there? If you keep reading, you can probably find out. He's holding me down, possessing me in a way I've never experienced before, like he's staking his claim in front of the entire room of witnesses in the most primitive way possible. No, the most primitive way possible would be to bend me over this chair and fuck me until I scream. I shiver. I gasp. I can feel them watching. I don't mean that they are, so. They're literally watching. Yeah. Do you know what they see? He doesn't move. He doesn't move, just pins me to him. They see a monster about to devour a pretty princess. This is like a Bowser, like Peach situation going on, I feel like. They see me take one more of their own, dragging her down into the dark with me. I'm ruining you before their very eyes. Oh, boy. I'm enjoying this. I'm going to get a drink in this one. It's so good. See, this is what I can get behind. Good, I whisper fiercely. Ruin me, Hades. I want you to. You're clenching around me. His voice has gone deeper. See, his fingers are still in there. Yeah, they're just kind of... Hanging out. Yeah, okay. He's making her ask for it. You like this? Of course I do. Hades shifts his hand, his palm rubbing against my clit, and suddenly words are pouring from my lips. I like you staking your claim on me. Okay. Is that what I'm doing? He finally begins to move his hand. His searching fingers find my G-spot and stroke it lightly. Well, he's a god. Obviously he knows what he's doing. Isn't it? I have to fight not to lift my hips, fight not to moan. Staking your claim, tarnishing me, warning off everyone else. Who said anything about warning off anyone else? He nips my earlobe lightly. What if I want to share? What if I want to pull your panties to the side and let it? Whoever is interested, come up here and fuck you against my chest. Wait, so. You're not. He's just pulling your butt. Okay. My entire body clenches, but I'm not. But I'm two days to decide if it's protest or desire. You do that? He goes still for one endless moment. Then Hades curses and pulls me up so I'm sitting crosswise on his lap. Wait. I know. That one I'm like, I was like, hold on. Crosswise? Like, okay. How is that, though? I don't know. We'll have to figure that out. All right. He grips my hair with one hand and knocks my leg wide with his other elbow. Then he stops messing around. Each stroke of his fingers. Okay, so now he's actually doing something with his fingers. Yeah, he is. Not just fucking sitting there. Stretches me closer to the edge. Sharing isn't my kink. I'll be the only one touching you. Your pussy is mine until it's not, and I'm not wasting a single moment by gifting it to somebody else. Yeah. All right. I'm going to say that later. Sexy words. Crude words. Love it. I reach up with a shaking hand to cup his neck. Hades? Yeah. He slowly strokes, adding his thumb into the mix. Wait. So there's three in there now. Yeah. Well, I mean, his thumb could be like stroking her clit. Okay. Yeah, that works. Okay. That checks out. That checks. Yeah, that checks. I forgot to be coy. I forgot the rules. I forgot everything but the edge of pleasure bearing down on me. A wave I'm suddenly certain will drown me if I'm not careful. There's nothing left but perfect honesty. I want you. That's good. Love your words so much. Use them. Fuck me, I breathe. Wait. Her saying that? Yes. Okay. Fuck me in front of them. Show every single one of them who I belong to. Yours, Hades. Not Zeus's. Never his. Rip open the condom. Come on. He's a god. What does he need a condom for? He's not a real god. They're mortals in this. Oh. He's just like a really wealthy, powerful... That literally just ruined the story for me. I explained this at the beginning. I know. I thought they were actual gods. No. I thought they were. They were like modern day. Yeah, but I said they were mortal. Either way. If he's doing all this shit, he's actually like, you know what, let's just be safe and wear a condom. Come on, man. Rip open the condom as he draws his cock out. I licked my lips, so she's ready. Promise me that soon I get to have you naked. Nah. Sorry, bro. Not happening. I glare, but it feels half-hearted at best. I'm too eager for him. It takes less than no time to roll the condom over his hard length. What's he saying? Hard cock? What does he mean? They say length a lot. I think it's just a lot of... God. Am I right? It's a big dick. He grabs my hip with one hand, holding me in place until I look at him. What? No, going back, if you do this, if you ride my cock with them watching, they'll really believe your mind. Okay. The words feel serious, full of layers I can't delve into with my body practically weeping. Figure it out all tomorrow. Yes, you said that. I'm suddenly afraid that he's going to change his mind. He's not going to change his mind. Take what's yours, Hades. I want you. You aren't a princess. You're a fucking siren. Aw, man. He yanks me forward, and then he... and then he's inside me. I can barely breathe as he drags me down his cock. Drags me down his cock? Pulls her onto it. Like, how big is this dude? And how small is she? I think it's like the usual. He's like six foot, like two, three, four, and she's probably like five, five. Filling me almost uncomfortably full. Oh, that's even perfect. Oh, gods. Those gods, I tell you. They'll take care of you. They have nothing to do with it. He looks furious and turned on, and yet he's still nowhere near as rough as I suddenly need him to be. This is what you wanted, little siren. My cock inside of you. What's a siren? It's like one of the... It's from Greek mythology. Okay. The ones that live in the water? Okay, cool. Just making sure. Just like that, he releases me and drapes his arms over the chair, looking every inch the indulgent king. Ride me. Use me to make yourself come. All right, so he's just going to sit there and just let her fuck him? He's not going to do anything? I mean, I feel he will. He doesn't do anything. I hold his gaze and lean back, bracing my hands on his thighs and arching my back, putting my breasts on display. Wait, hold on. A distant part of me is aware that I'm putting on a show for more than him, but right now he's the only one I care about. See something you like? There's a lot of talking while they're fucking, and I don't enjoy this. We do not talk this much. I know, but in the books they do, because, you know, they have to set the stage for people reading the book. I like the next one. A mouthy brat. Is that him calling her a mouthy brat? Yeah. Okay. My organ... Please never call me that. Yeah, my orgasm dances closer, like she's getting off on this dude calling her a brat? I mean, maybe. That's her kink. Apparently. I bite my bottom lip and slow down further, circling my hips in tiny, agonizing, good rotations. Hades. Like, I just says, Hmm? Like, she's falling asleep, and he's like, Huh? My breathing hitches, and he watches my breasts rise and fall with the move. It takes me two tries to find the words. You have a threat to follow through on. Who's the threat? Because he'll make her come so loud, like, for the whole room to, like, watch. Oh, okay. Do I? Fear free to remind me. You said you'd make me come, loud and messy, right in front of everyone. I can't quite dredge up my normal sunshine smile, that you'd take me in a way that shows everyone here that I'm yours. He skates his hand down my stomach and lightly circles my clit. Don't stop. Take what you need. Wait. Is that what he's saying? He's saying it, yeah. Take what you need. Wait, but... Okay. They don't have a condom on, but, like... He has a condom on. Oh, I'm saying, like, you have a condom on, but, like... He wants her to get one first, and he's obviously going to flip her and pound one out. Does he got one already? No. How do you know that? It hasn't said he has, and it always says when they do. Nothing lasts forever. The cresting waves slowly recede, Hades' gentle touch bringing me back to Earth. He slides out of me and shifts me enough to tuck his cock away. Wait, so he just kind of, like, pops up and... But I'm incapable of doing more than allowing him to move me to his will. When he finally gathers me into his lap, I rest my head against his chest and exhale slowly. Mmm. Is that what it says? Mmm. I guess he doesn't flip her over. Maybe that's later he takes her upstairs. His laugh rumbles my cheek. Yes? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say. Thank him? Ask him if he dosed me with some magical aphrodisiac because I've never orgasmed like that before? Accuse him of playing dirty? I cuddle closer. You didn't cum. No, I didn't. I was, like, straight up like, nope. Sorry. There's your answer. You didn't cum. You did nothing for me. Something like insecure winds through me, dampening the deliciously weightless feel in my bones. Why not? He strokes the hand down my spine because I'm nowhere near done with you yet. Yeah. That was good. He takes her upstairs and does a lot more. You have to buy the book to learn what happens. That one was better than the other ones. Is it good? It was a good one. And, like, that's, like, nothing compared to some of the other scenes. So they don't have, like, God powers. No. They're just a reimagination. They're just very powerful, powerful people. Not with, like, magical powers, but, like, money and power power. I got you. And it's, like, inherited to them. So, like, Zeus becomes – so when Zeus dies, his son will become the next Zeus. If Hades has a kid, when he dies, his kid will become the next Hades. It's, like, passed down. So it's, like – They're going to fight forever. Yeah, like, think of, like, Game of Thrones. You know, the greatest show ever made. Okay. In the history of shows ever. Game of Thrones is better than Star Wars. Okay, we're going to end that right here because you just lost all of our listeners right there. I love you. I love you, too. Five chili peppers, five stars? Five and five? No, five chili peppers, four stars. Okay. I really liked it, and I definitely recommend it to, like, all my, like, spicy readers, especially my friends that like Greek mythology. But there was, like, some stuff I would have liked to have happened for it to be five stars. Okay. But I really liked it. I mean, it's definitely up there with one of my favorite spicy books. I liked it enough that I bought the next book in the series. Okay. It's good. It's good. We'll have more. What's the dude that, like, runs really fast? I feel like he would be, like, a good fucker. Like the messenger? Yeah. Hermes is messenger. Oh. But in the book, Hermes is a girl, a woman. Does she fuck him this? Or is she just a watcher? I think she watches. I think her and Dionysus just watch. But I think they fuck each other. It's never implied in the – it's never said in the book, but it's kind of like, eh, they spend a lot of time together. They hang out in, like, the sex dungeon. I feel like they do. Well, right there, I'm pretty sure they're fucking. They're sitting in the sex dungeon. Like, they're just like, oh, you know, we're just friends, but, you know, let's just watch these people fuck real quick. Let's just go watch and have a good time. If I blow my dick out, I'm really sorry, but I've got to put my eyes on this, you know. This is a good – I feel like you may actually like this book. I'm not going to read it, but it sounds interesting. It's very interesting, especially, like, if you like Greek mythology. It's a really good spin on it and, like, retelling of it with, like, modern day – I like God of War. And they had a lot of Greek mythology stuff. I will play God of War with you. I'm going to stop if I keep running into walls and staring at the ceiling. It's not – no, it's not first person. Like, you actually see the guy walking around, so you're good. Because that sucked. But that's – I mean, you just got to get used to it, that's all. That's every game now, so. Halo, Call of Duty, like, don't even – I'm not going to. What about Q-Bert? Are we going to get a Q-Bert? How about I read my books and watch you play God of War? Yeah, but it's going to be, like – like, whenever we watch a movie, like, you'll be reading your book, and you'll jump up and, like, look at the screen, like, oh, hey, what's this guy doing right now? You mean, like, when we both watch a movie we've never seen before, but I ask you questions like you've seen it? Yes. You love that. It's your favorite thing in the entire world. I hate it. You love it. Not great. It's great. You love it. It's fun. What's your favorite movie flushed away? If you have never seen flushed away, check it out, because we have never watched it either. Because you kept distracting me. Yeah, we've never made it through that movie. Like, one movie I would just – Maybe we should try it. Nah, I mean – Nah. We can't. We can't. We're not going to finish it. Nah. I'm 100% guarantee you. It's like one of those things in life. I just – I never want to finish it. That's not what he said or she said. Or is it what they said? They just want to keep going. What's our next book we're doing next week? Well – We have a special guest next week. We have a special guest next week. All right. We have my Bessie, my book Bessie, one of my spicy book club ambassadors, Megan, joining us, her husband Scott, who you love. All right. I love me some Scott. And we will finally be discussing Haunting Adeline. Is that the darkest one you've read? Yeah. It's – yeah. It's a stalker romance. You know, he's a stalker. Nah, don't tell him. Just leave it at that. Just giving you a taste. Nope. No taste. All right. Fine. I love you. I love you too. Cheers. Cheers. See you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Bye.
