Episode 02 Sleeping on Toilets

All right, so welcome back to this shit show again, huh? I think so. We're gonna do it. We're here. We're gonna figure this out. Back to the easy struggle. Easy struggle. Is that part? Do. Part dose? Part dose. That's definitely not a bull bean lit. That's more like a cigar. I need that lighter to light this joint right here. Oh, fuck my fingers. Here we go. Here we go. Starting off right. So, I don't know what's up with that lighter. This bitch just stays on. Like, look. Oh, it's a runaway lighter. Oh, that's a good one. There's no getting rid of that one. So, let's, Zach, let's start with you this time. How was the past week? You know, I did a lot of dilly dally. Dilly dally? A lot of dilly dally. Any new TikTok videos? There's a lot of good TikToks out there, you know. Fair. The random woman in the dark hallway is kind of nice to look at. Get a lot of those sent to me by some family members. Okay. Sounds kind of, you know. It's a little risque. That's right, yeah. I don't know if that's creepy or from arouse at that point. I don't know where to go with this one. Other than that, I mean, it hadn't been a bad week. Turn the mics down, so. So, not a bad week? Not a bad week at all. That's good. Let me get that. Do you need this guy? I need that guy. Zeke, how was your week? Your past week? The past week was, it was good. The work week kind of sucked, but it was a short one, right? We talked about this last time. We had a badass motorcycle run we got to make, and I made it. It was a redemption run. Yeah, yeah. The takeoff was a little shitty. It was cold and rainy. Wasn't my favorite takeoff. I was a little disgruntled. I was like, goddammit, this is gonna suck. But then it got better. It got hot. After about, what, almost four hours on the road, it finally warmed up? Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't bad. But all in all, it was a pretty damn good week, weekend. You know, we're into Tuesday now, so I mean, my week rolled into Sunday, Monday for sure. Real quick. It was real quick. So, I told you this last time, or the other day, I 100% put that shit on the old ladies. I feel like they cursed us. No, they definitely did, because there was no need for that weather. I feel like I had seen, prior to talking to them, that the weather was gonna be pretty badass. And then they're like, oh, it's gonna be shitty on Friday. Sure enough, it probably sucked. Shitty on Friday? Fog, rain. Yeah, I'm not built for that cold weather shit, man. I gotta, no. But we made it, and it was nice. We had amenities. We were set up, man. They hooked us up down there. We had a camper right across the street. I mean, yeah, AC. I feel like every time I turned around, one of the brothers in San Antonio was telling his prospect, prospect, go buy some more briefcase. That he would fucking come back with like two or three more briefcases. Hey, prospect, go buy some more briefcases. It was a lot. Damn it. It was a lot of beer. My first two hours there, there was two 18-packs that didn't make it from the trailer. Like, we hadn't even started cooking or got outside yet. Yeah. And we finished them in the trailer. Sent prospect out. Yeah. It was good. That's where I got these smoking cigars from. Yeah, you sent them for cigars. They facetimed. They're so awesome. They facetimed them while they were shopping for them things. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they're a little hard. It's all right. They're a smoke. So, they were taken out of the humidor on Friday and they've been in my motorcycle bag since then. Oh, that explains it. Yes. That explains a lot. And I bought five. These are the last two. So. Yeah, I didn't have a chance. I actually had to go dilly-dally tonight or else I would have brought that blackened cigar for you. You think it's ready? I think it might be. Mm. Blackened cigars are fantastic. They are a good smoke. They are definitely good. Yep. I can't remember the one I bought the other day. It was like a E3 or something like that. Yeah. Like the box looked like the Eddie Van Halen Frankenstein guitar case or paint job. The red and the black and the white stripes and shit. So, I was like, eh, I'm buying that one just because the box looked like that. That's fair. I haven't smoked it yet, but I'll get to it eventually. Yep, maybe next week. At some point in time. At some point in time, yes. Badass. You know, my week was pretty good. Went to work, few days, did the same thing you did. Went on the run and got home, chilled. Here we are. What's the week coming look like for you? I don't know, but I feel really left out that I didn't get to go. You didn't go on the run? Yes. Maybe one day you'll grow up. One day I can put my big boy pants on. Well, you're missing something too. I say that as I'm borrowing Maui's part, but I'm working on it. Yeah, everyone's working on it. Yep. I'll be there eventually, one day. What's this week got going for you? This week for me? Still on call, again. But other than that, man, just working. Some more dilly dally. Some more dilly dally. It's St. Paddy's on Friday, man. It is St. Paddy's and we do need to celebrate our Irish heritage. Yes. Drink lots of green beer sometime this weekend. So we're gonna go Friday night if you wanna go. Where are we going? I'm not gonna promote them on here. Okay, you can just tell me that later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a badass big spot. All right. Well, my 20% Irish ass is going to New Mexico. Yeah, what's going on in New Mexico? We're taking the kiddos to Ria Doso, I think. There's dilly dally out there, I guess. I don't know what exactly we're doing. Camping, Airbnb. It's gonna be cold as fuck, right? I think so. And rainy and shit. No, ski Apache then? I'm not skiing this go round. No? No, no, no. I haven't had, I'm 0 for 2 on ski experiences, so I'm gonna let my health get a little bit higher up there. Closer to 80, 90% before I try that again. Yeah, the last, what was it in, it was last year when you went skiing, right? Yeah, it was a month after my accident. Right. You went skiing and you were out there and you fucking fell. Yeah, my dumb ass thought I could do it. I got up to the top. And once you fall, like I couldn't get back up because of the brace and just my back in general. So I slid down the rest of the mountain on my back. That's fucking great. It was horrible. Son, you're such a badass. No, that was miserable. I felt like such a little pussy sliding down that slope. Yeah, so we were pretty upset with him. Yeah, I got my ass chewed for that, too. 100%, he did. This year I was a little healthier, though, and I tried it again. I still fell and busted my ass and hurt myself. But they have screwball peanut butter whiskey and their cocoa, and my God, that's fucking dangerous. So we're gonna blame it on the whiskey. No, that's where my confidence come from. That's why I was doing so good on the slopes. So did you ski or did you snowboard? I've only snowboarded. I've never skied in my life. I don't know why, I just haven't done it. And the kids ski and Kayla skis, but I don't know, I've always snowboarded. It's too messy for that shit. I swim and float. Ain't no skiing down a mountain for me. We are getting warmer weather, though, so lake season's coming up for sure. We're about to be at the lake for sure. Definitely ready for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll go hit up all the lake houses. We're not rich, but we've got places we can be. Yeah, we have places to be. And it's crawfish season. So the place that we're gonna go at on Friday is selling $15 pound crawfish. That came out weird. It was, it's, let's try it again. The place we're going this weekend is selling a pound of crawfish for 15 bucks. All right, right on. And it's not a shit ton, but it worked. Yeah, it's doable. Yeah. It'll get you by in a pinch. Yeah. So I got a follow-up from last week that I wanted to know about because it was an extensive conversation. How was your fucking Whataburger? You know? You really wanna know? I think he didn't go. I did go. You did? I did. Did you get a blowjob while you were there? I wish. Oh, you didn't get a blowjob? No. Oh, I thought that was part of the deal. I mean, it's supposed to be part of the deal, but it was fucking horrible. It was a bad burger. Uh-oh. I was very upset. I mean, it's not gonna stop me from going bad. Is anybody here? Dogs are going outside crazy. Oh, I don't know. They're gonna have to come in here and join us. Okay. Yeah, we may have special guests tonight. Yeah. I was hoping that we would've got this dog. Oh, we do have special guests. Oh, yeah. All right. Hell yeah. What's going on? Can we say y'all's names? I don't care. You're gonna be podcast famous. I'm sure. How's it going? Chillin', hangin' in there. That's where Kasey and Andrew and Alexis just showed up. Y'all look fuckin' fancy as shit. Hey, we're gonna take a quick break. We're coming back. Shitty Whataburger experience. Shitty Whataburger experience. We got the whole order wrong. We got the whole order wrong. We got the whole order wrong. We got the whole order wrong. We got the whole order wrong. We got the whole order wrong for once, you know. What'd you order? Yeah. Did you order a bob? No, I should've. It wasn't late enough. That's gay. What do you mean it wasn't late enough? I mean, they only do breakfast between. Is there a curfew for a bob? Between 11 and 11. What? Okay. Yeah. I don't know. But it wasn't the best. It didn't help that there was a line all the way out the fuckin' door, though, either. And you defended him hard, too. Yeah, he did. You were fuckin' such a Whataburger fan. Can I retract my statement? Yeah. I don't have to, because I didn't say any of that. So, I brought this shit up to Selsa earlier when we were at lunch, right? And he goes, oh, you remember that time we were at Whataburger? So, me and Selsa went out when I got fuckin' trashed. And we were not drinking and driving. And we fuckin' went to Whataburger. We're sittin' there eating, right? Selsa's like, oh, I gotta take a shit. I was like, all right, whatever. He takes off. I'm sittin' there with the other friends that are there. And we're gettin' ready to leave. I was all, what the fuck is Selsa? I go to the bathroom, I'm all, Selsa! He fuckin' goes, ugh! I was all, bitch, are you asleep on the toilet? He was all, I'm leavin' right now. I was like, yeah, you are, because we're fuckin' leavin'. Nice. I was like, Jesus Christ. I hope he hears you tell that story. You definitely shoulda took him to TNT Donuts. Got him some donuts. Got him some weed. They sell weed at TNT Donuts. Yeah, they do. You can order them with a dozen kolaches. Yes, you can. So, for the people that don't know, we did end up with a guest. It's Casey. He didn't really wanna say too much, because he said he's never listened to a podcast. But you gotta at least say hi. Ah. There it is. There you go, the hi. Man of many words. So, I know we half-ass talked about it. Did y'all watch that Chris Rock stand-up? I started to. I watched a little bit of it. I bet that new one could just do it. Yeah, he went off on everybody. No, that's the one I watched again. The bit that I did watch was pretty badass. He was kinda goin' off on everybody. Yeah, it's fuckin' fantastic. I've watched it like three times already. That dude just goes animalistic on everybody. I'm excited about it. Especially all that shit talk he did to Will Smith. Like, called him out ugly. Like, it was awesome. I kinda forgot about that whole Will Smith thing, too. Man, it was fuckin' cool shit. I've seen where he brought it back up, or some other scene where his laugh was all pissed off about it. I mean, you know. Shit happens. I started watchin' the Oscars just to see if anyone would get slapped this year, but very disappointed. Nothin' exciting like that happened. Nothin' creative, you see? We have a security alibi. Oh, imagine. Was Chris Rock still hosting it? No, I think it was Jimmy Kimmel. They had enough of that black shit. Yeah. Yeah. We're not racist, we promise. No, we all have that black brain. I got black nephews. That's true. Yeah, you do. So, movin' on. Conversation we were havin' a little bit ago. Talk to us about these ketamine treatments. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, I even went in today. It was more of a sit-down. She called it a dress rehearsal, is what she called it. So, I went in. I had to go sit in this recliner all, they try to make it all real easy on the senses, everything's nice and comfortable, and fill out what my thoughts were, and what my goals were, and what I'm gonna do. She's tellin' me about the K-hole she's been down, and the trip she's been on, and what to do afterwards. Kinda just how they go about it. I'm like, all right, cool. I smoke weed every morning. Can I get stoned and come in? She's like, you can. It might make it a little more fun, but you won't be as productive. She's like, so I wouldn't recommend it. She's like, afterwards, yeah, by all means. Like, go home, smoke your bowl, grub out, and then, you know, chill out on the couch. Okay. We'll see. I've got one more in a week. You can't continue the extracurriculars? That, yeah, that one. At least? She said, no alcohol. Gotta be sober. Is there a time limit on the soberness, like? In your system. 24 hours, roughly, then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so, no booze for a day before. No extracurriculars the morning of. And they go trip balls. And then they'll fuckin' dose you up. Yep. For, I got nine sessions, I think, over a period of like five weeks. How can we get to this? So, what is this for, like, what is this for? It's a PTSD treatment for anxiety, really. It's to help me, give me the tools and stressors. So, like, everything in life, and you can relate to this a lot. Yeah. So, going to HEB, to me, is a 10, like, as a stressor. Like, it takes a lot of work for me to deal with that. Going to work is a 10. Sometimes going to just events is like an eight or a nine. Like, I'm a little more comfortable. There's still high numbers. She says, with this, it'll give you the tools, necessarily, to realize and scale back what you stress about and how much stress you actually apply to certain things. And you'll be able to see it a little bit better. So, she's trying to tap into your inner Zeke? Pretty much. I told her it's a little dangerous if she really wants to go there, but she says we're gonna try. We're gonna go? More like, yeah, you're not. She's gonna start her own treatment. Not really. I'm glad she's already been on it. She's already done it. Like, I need another dose. I'm gonna take this last one with me. Yeah. So, I mean, we're gonna see how this goes. They're like 50 minutes. She said, you'll be under for like 50 minutes. You're just gonna chill out in here for a little while. We'll let you, you know, get comfortable. She said, you can come in in PJs. Come in with a blanket, a comforter, whatever you wanna do. I was like, I'm just gonna come in. I might come in in slippers one day, but that's probably about as far as I'm gonna get with this. At least the first round. Yeah, the Reconyx is cool. Like, they have headphones that you can bring your own in. And you can have playlists. So, she's a huge Metallica fan. And she was like, don't, you don't wanna listen to Metallica. She said, I love Metallica. When you're tripping on ketamine, like, and she doesn't like K-holes, she's journeys. When you're on a journey, she said, I don't recommend Metallica. Like, go with these ambiance. No lyrics, nothing hard and crazy. You know, feel for it. So, I'm supposed to get a lay of the land, right, with my first, I'm gonna call them trips, my first journeys. They're more like a white noise. Yeah, yeah, something just real subtle. She said, once you get used to it, you know, your third, fourth session, she said, you can then kinda test your journeys out with the music. Like, change up your music a little bit. But still don't go crazy. She said, they had a guy come in and he played the wrong playlist. And in the middle of it, it started doing some Star Wars, like, like, yeah, Phantom shit. And it fucked his trip up for the rest of the day. Like, it was not productive whatsoever. So, you gotta go in with the right mindset is key. And that's what she was real focused on. So, definitely no Eminem? No, I told her, I said, most of my stuff is lyrics and pretty raw, raunchy. She said, yeah, no. So, they gave me a sheet with a bunch of playlists, some Spotify. Yeah, yeah. It's your suggestion. Yeah. So, I guess I'll try some of those, some elevated music type stuff. I figured, like, some 80s porn would be pretty crazy. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. I'll take you on a different trip. Yeah. If they're gonna walk in there, you can be fucking banging one out on your hands. I mean, butt ass naked just sitting on the recliner. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I gotta tell you, I'm gonna be comfortable with it. I'm gonna be comfortable with it. Let's put the blankets away. Yeah, yeah. We'll see how it goes. But no, it'll be cool. I like it. That's tough. I mean, I don't know. I don't deal with those kind of things. It's another journey I'm gonna see how it goes. It's a crazy trip. I had my appendix rupture, which I told you all about. Yeah. Before. Yeah, yeah. And they put you on. They put me on ketamine on the trip to, from Fall City to Lincoln. So, did you feel yourself going down like the K-hole? Did you, like, feel yourself? Oh, I felt my, I felt everything. They say it's like a switch. Like, I've done a whole bunch of other psychedelics, but never ketamine. Well, it's, you definitely feel every vibration ever made. So, it just helps you get everything out, suck a little bit? Yeah. Loosens them up. It's a crazy trip. They gave me- Did you see things? They gave me two doses. I saw myself playing Mario Kart. Like, you were in the Mario Kart? Like, yes, I was in Mario Kart. Oh, that'd be- Were you Mario? No, Mario kicked my ass. Oh. Oh, you lost to Mario? Yeah, he beat the shit out of me. Like, he got out of the kart and literally beat the piss out of me. Beat the brakes out of you? Yeah. Let's give him Mario. Let's give him Mario, you assholes. That his goddamn Italian. Beat the Mario! That's what he did. Yeah. Yeah, the music does play a lot into it, though, because I could hear what the ambulance drivers were listening to the whole time. Ambulance drivers listen to music while they're fucking doing emergency runs? Well, it wasn't an emergency, and I kept telling them, turn the lights on, turn the siren on. They wouldn't ever do it. I was like, oh, y'all suck. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Maybe that was intentional, because you were tripping. It's possible. But, I mean, my trip was, or my journey was, it was pretty, it was pretty, it was weird, man. It was a good trip. Yeah, I've never done nothing that cool, I guess. Or got that sick. Or have PTSD like that, or, so. I'll probably never get anything like that legally. I always told myself, if I'm ever gonna do anything again, that's probably what I would do. I mean, we can do it for, we can do it recreationally. I mean, it's just a horse tranquilizer. I feel like I'm okay. I'm gonna bitch out on it. You said that. I'm not saying I wouldn't, but. I mean, I've tried every other thing. I'll be like, what's one more? Why not, right? There's not enough to know. What's one more? Fucking crazy. What kind of people am I sitting around with? I'm trying. I don't know. What's, hey, I'll document it, so we'll see how it goes. Oh yeah, that'd be badass. Oh yeah, so the camera, we may not wanna watch it. Oh yeah. Have you ever watched The Fourth Kind? I don't, that'd be one of those things I hope that doesn't happen in your videos. The Fourth Kind's a trippy ass movie about alien, not alien abductions, not necessarily, but like aliens coming to Earth. Is it a town in Alaska? Yeah, it's in Alaska. And supposedly this town in Alaska has like the most alien abductions and shit like that, yeah. So the doctor that moves there, she's like notices that everybody has like these weird owl dreams. So she starts putting them into these like intense sessions, kind of like what you're about to do. And then they all start to remember like aliens are coming in and like fingering their buttholes. And then they start like going fucking crazy. I don't want no butthole fingering, right? I don't have to do that until I'm 50. I think that's wrong. I think it's 40. I think it's 40 now, is it 40 now? No, I don't, now, who changed this? Uh, somebody, somebody just came in on this today. You're fucking right. Fucking changed it. I was in wait till 50. We weren't here, so we're all doing it. If you don't go to the doctor, you don't gotta know about it. That's right, that's true. Don't ask, yeah. Don't ask, you don't get told. Yep. That's fucking awesome. Casey, tell us one of the best trips you've been on. Best trips, I think. There's so many. I can't tell you the answer to that. I had my wild days. Yeah, do you remember any? I can see, one of my ones that I, one of my worst ones I had was on acid one time. Took a few hits of acid, and we were at a buddy's shop, and they have race cars, and he had one of the ones that was all airbrushed, so it looked like real flames, and they started that cars revving up. You know, it's actually drag cars, loud as fuck. Well, I started freaking out. I was like, that car's on fire. It was on fire. See, it looked like cars burning out. I was like, I took off outside. I was getting there, you know. I don't want no part of this. I got to the apartment later, and one of the guys was tripping out worse, looking out the window. He was like, every car in the parking lot has their lights on, didn't it? This was the worst trip I've ever had on acid, like I said. You look outside, at four in the morning, there's a nobody, and there's not one of those cars out there to begin with, you know. Right, yeah. You look out the window, and it looks like all the lights are on, like it just, everything. I just, I remember riding in a car. This girl came and picked me up, and I remember driving down the loop, and I was laying in the back seat, and I just remember watching the lights. And it was like, they were going by. And at the end of my night, I was watching all freaking movies that anybody could have turned on. These bitches turned on Ghost Rider. And yeah, so I'm like sitting on the couch, dodging, bobbing, and weaving over here, because the motorcycle was flying around the room, but yeah. That was the second time I ever did acid, and the last time. I was like, you know, I like stuff, but not shit that I'm like, involved in. You know what I mean? How do I be part of that story? Yeah, I don't want to be part of this, but it's just the game in there that's going on in my head. You had a fucking smoky trip. Yeah. Smoky! Too involved. Too involved. Yeah, I was too involved, and it made me nervous, paranoid. I got excited and shit bad enough as it is. I don't need nothing else to amp that up. But that's by far my first trip on anything I ever done, or the worst one. That's pretty good. So I'm an angel. Mom, if you ever hear this. I'm an angel. No bad trips. They were all good trips. All good trips. All good trips. All good trips. That's fucking hilarious. Zach, so changing the subject here. Speaking of trips. Speaking of trips. Speaking of trips. Speaking of trips, you went. Had my kids this weekend. Yeah, yeah, you had to go. Tell us why you couldn't go hang out with us on the run this weekend. I had my parenting class I had to take care of this weekend. They told you you couldn't spank your kids no more? Couldn't spank my kids or be an asshole to them. Which, not that I am, but they had to reiterate that I shouldn't be that way. You shouldn't be that way. You can't spank your kids now? Did they actually tell you that? No, they don't tell you that. Oh, okay. It's like, fuck y'all, I can't do this. I don't wanna do this class. They'll take you to jail. Tell them not to come to my house. Tell them not to go to your house. Everyone's catching that. Yeah. We're all gonna be in there together, you know. Anyways. So, anyways, so I had my kids this weekend. Sorry about trips and all that shit. Very proud dad moment. I guess it could be, depending on how you look at it. I would be proud. My kids know. It's a blunt. Oh, yeah, yeah. Speaking of blunt. He's leaving a note, leave it up there. My kids decided to play some music in my car. You know, take over the whole radio. They know every word from start to finish to Crazy Rap by Afro Man. That came out in like, 98. That's very impressive. Yeah. What is their mom letting them listen to that they know? Apparently Crazy Rap by Afro Man. Yeah. I don't know all the words to that. I've been listening to it for, I don't know all the words. 20 something years. Exactly, and they do? Like, what the fuck? That's awesome. It is. I would be proud if my kids showed up doing that. Are we sure they didn't catch it from your playlist? I mean, they probably could have because I listen to a lot of that shit too. Okay. Right, but we're not on her side, are we? No, no, no. I'm just trying to get a good spectrum of the situation here. Trying to be fair? Yeah. Kind of. But, I think I was more amazed that my 10 year old, she just turned 10 last week, knew it. I think that's what amazed me right there. It's like, oh, yes. Future Lizzo or something? Maybe. Maybe? See, I'm impressed by that. So, that would be like a proud moment, like you said earlier. I'd be proud of that. Right, because that's not an easy thing to do. No. Those are a lot of words put into those songs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's better words to use, yes. But, there's still Italian involved. As far as I know, they edited themselves from what I could hear. Right. Whenever my kids show me a song that's kind of inappropriate, I just turn it up just a little bit more, so whenever it's like, fuck, and they try to pretend to edit, I still can't hear it. You can't hear it. That way, you don't have to get onto them. Right, so I kind of help edit for them. Yeah. That's like being the good dad. Yeah, that's good dad slash DJ right there. Yeah, I don't want them to be in trouble for singing some badass Eminem lyrics. My dad took my Eminem CDs away when I was a kid. What good that did. I still know Eminem. Not one thing, right? Yeah, he has to know them all. That's what LimeWire was for. Yeah, and then you infect your computer with that CD. Yeah, with my dial-up internet. Oh, LimeWire. Like four songs a day you could download? Yeah. It took forever to make a CD. Yeah, one of your friends called it fuck everything. Yeah. Oh, I'd be so pissed. Fuck that. I'm glad that there's people out there that are smart enough to make iPhones and shit so that way we can just immediately listen to whatever we want to listen to. I mean, my Samsung Google phone is pretty good too. I'm not gonna say it's not. I'm just saying I'm glad someone was able to make an Apple. Well, you left out everything but Apple. Exactly. I mean, everything I have is Apple. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, so. I mean, I'm with you on the Samsung. If I'm gonna promote something here. I've never had one of those phones and I wouldn't even. And once I get used to something, that's when I'll do a change or something like that. That's fair. I'm like, creature, I can do this. Like, it's every time. They're gonna come out with a new one but it's still gonna be like the four. You know what I mean? Like, they all still gonna have some kind of thing to work with, yeah. There's a little bit of features each time. Yeah, yeah, they add a couple things here and there. All the icons still look the same. I know where to go and type a text and to call somebody. That's about the extent of all of it. And my music. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, if you back up your phone regularly and then you lose it, getting the new phone and restarting it is so much easier. I lost my phone in May. Yeah, yeah. And then I didn't have it May till like September. And then I bought this new one and I turned it on. I logged in and it took like five minutes and the exact same place I was in May. Yeah, where it left off. My phone was right there. All the apps, all the pictures, everything was there. It's like your time travel. All of my time travel, yeah. I've been through like five in the last two, three years. All of them are just the same way, bam, bam, bam. That's the amount I've made it all the time. Yeah, I always do that back up because I hate losing shit. Yeah. Because I lose my phones all the time. At the labor. You gotta be better at that. At Cody's house somewhere. So, just somewhere. Or from the route from here to there via Kubota. That was direct. It was a direct path. Never found again. It was probably like getting a console and a seat and across that journey. Yeah, it bounced out somewhere. Yeah. It is dead. There's no part of it. There was no last ping. No. It was a farmer. There's gonna be some farmer out there walking around in 20 years. Yeah. That's a shit ass place. A little bit of a cotton field. Yeah. iPhone 10, Jesus Christ. I don't think it's worth money. It was a Google Pixel phone. Oh. Those probably won't exist then. Yeah, they will. They'll be taken over. I don't know. Google phones. Maybe. I don't have one anymore, but that's what I had when I lost my veteran in the Kubota. And he wasn't even drippin' on ketamine yet. No, there's no ketamine involved. Other things involved, though. Whiskey. A little bit of whiskey. Whiskey, weed. Whiskey and weed. Whiskey, weed, and women. Is that a shirt? Whiskey, weed, and women? I think so. I think it's a rap song, too, actually. Oh. By Dr. Dre and Kendrick Lamar. That's a shit out of me. Yeah, I don't listen to very much rap on that side of it, but I think that'd be a cool little shirt. It is. It's a cool little thing. Whiskey, weed, and women. That's badass. I like it. There's definitely something Willie Nelson would get down on. I think I could party with Willie. Hank Williams III sings that song. Holy shit. You're a Willie Nelson. You're a Willie Nelson. You're a Willie. No, but there is one that Kendrick Lamar and Dr. Dre did. You think they covered it? No, I'm sure they just did a rap version with the same words in it. A country version? Oh, no, it would be a rap version. They just rapped. I think they just named it that. I remember that was on the CD. It was one of the Kendrick Lamar CDs. And it's Dr. Dre doing the beat. I don't know why I'm thinking about it, or you're saying Kendrick Lamar, and I know the name, but for some reason I keep on thinking of that big-ass fucking dude that played basketball that dated one of the Kardashians. Definitely not talking about him, right? No, no, no, this guy's a rapper. This guy's a rapper, a young rapper. Okay. He did the show with, the halftime show with Eminem and Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. He was the younger guy. I know the name, I'm just, that's who I'm thinking of, is that big-ass basketball player. I'm wrong, but whatever. I don't know. No, you're thinking of somebody else. Yep. Oh, is that yours? Nope. That's Jerry's. He left it in Kayla's car. All right, so Zach's kids are fucking awesome. They got their moments. They got their fucking moment. Knowing Afro men and shit. Everybody's kids got their moments. Yep, yep. So, we got another guest. You gotta say your name. Alexis. She's so shy. She's shy. She's shy, but it's only because she doesn't know who we're talking to. We don't know who we're talking to. We're just talking like we have people to listen to us. I love it. Yeah, exactly. Okay. So, I started, I was doing my daily scroll through the news and see what's fucking on here. So apparently, like, the United States is still really trying to kick off TikTok, right? Like, they don't want y'all to have it. What? What? Man, what am I gonna do with my dilly-dally all day? You're not gonna have no dilly-dally to do. That's a whole lot of like, a lot less time on the toilet. Okay, but we're working on it by four. More wiping? Yeah. Yeah, so the United States has been going after TikTok because we've had this conversation just outside, like, all they're fucking trying to, you know. Manipulate, control, hack. Steal people's shit, right? So, as I was reading through all of this shit, found this article. It's called Project Texas that TikTok is kicking off. They're trying to invest a billion dollars into this company called Oracle out of Austin that is going to essentially make a base here in Texas to monitor everything the government is going after them for. All third party, right? Make sure that they're not stealing information. Make sure, it's a big old thing, right? Okay. They're hoping that everything goes through before Congress shuts them down. So, hopefully, everything with this Oracle company works out for y'all. Y'all get to keep y'all's Tiki Takis. I hope so. Yeah, because then you won't have another dilly-dally. You'll have to watch movies at work. That sucks. Watch movies at work? I was just about to say more on the toilet. I'll just make face plates. At work? I mean, so you could do, I don't know how. I don't do any of it, but Instagram and shit has all those things. But it's still TikTok. It's just shared on Instagram, so you're gonna lose all of that. No, you can, oh. Yeah, they're real. The Facebook videos, all of those reels are all TikTok. What about YouTube shorts? Aren't those like short clips and stuff? I don't know. Who the hell ever watches in the beginning? I'm saying, hey, I'm gonna get super creative with my own cinematics and my own homemade filters and shit. I'm not saying, if you're a badass, you can make your own, right? Make one called Dilly Dally. Dilly Dally. No. Yeah, I don't know how to start it. I don't know. An app? Yeah. Yeah, but then Zach would be your first customer. That's right. And he would definitely be there. Be his own video? Yes, yes. You have to watch your own Dilly Dally for a little while. I'll post a Dilly Dally. That's all right. Save more videos. I don't know. You don't do remedy? I like this one. You don't do TikTok? No. What the hell's remedy? What do you do when you're sitting on the toilet? Read articles. He reads educational shit. Educational stuff like Pornhub is what he does. Yeah. There it is. There it is. Learning about those single women's lives. Yeah. Why you gotta call me out? I mean, not Pornhub. Yo Porn, you have to pay for Pornhub. Quote, unquote, not Pornhub. Yo Porn, you don't have to pay for it. Hey, we were roommates. You know what kind of stuff we did? Oh, I know. There was no Playboys in there ever. Ever. Not once. There was a lot. Never. Never once. I just have videos. Of? Pornhub? No, just porn videos. So, fun fact. Oh shit, okay. So, fun fact about Art. Oh, fuck me. I like fun facts, let's hear it. He took me to my first porn shop. That's a lie. No, that's not a lie. Yes. We went to, we went to fuckin' Aveline. Pornhub Porn Shop's in Aveline? We went to, In Christian Town. We went, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey, that's pretty sure I can vouch for there. There's a lot of Christian shit goin' on over there. It's cool that it says it on there, but that's probably not the case. We went to Attract Me in Aveline to watch a friend of mine run. What was her name? Her name was Kendra. I knew it. It was her. From Seacrest. No, from Tohoka. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, uh. We used to spend a lot of time at Tohoka. Yeah, and, uh. You went to a porn shop? So, we went to, we were on our way back and we stopped in Merkle's. That's when Merkle had their, their Jack Shack, their porn shop. So, I 100% can't, like, You don't remember shit about that. I don't remember that at all. That's one of my biggest memories of you. I was still underage. I went in there. I was like 16 or 17 when we went in there. That's, I don't remember any of that. Yeah, yeah. That's fantastic. It was me, you, and it was TJ. Oh, fuckin' savage. Yep. That's awesome. You've been a bad influence for a long time. You have. I mean, but if you don't get caught, you ain't a bad influence. That's true. And I've only been caught once. Yeah. We have pictures to prove it. I took those pictures. Do I have to prove it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You posed for them. Exactly. That's fuckin' awesome. Anyways. Good times. Good fuckin' times. What else do we got? What other shenanigans are on the fuckin'? I got, I only got a few more things here, so I gotta come up with some other shit. Right? So, today I went to go eat lunch with my buddy fuckin' Cecil and Lance. And about a year ago or so, we started this kind of weird tradition where if we go and all eat lunch together, the fuckin' idiot that missed, which was Ray today, we leave a spot and a picture for him, right? As we take a group photo. I take a group photo every time. Right? We've been, me and Cecil have been friends since we were both 18. So, 20 years now, right? Like, so me and Cecil have been fuckin' really good friends for 20 years. So we took one of these. Yeah. 22. Whatever, dick. So. I'll be 40, all right? Yeah. Jesus Christ. So, we take a picture, right? We take a picture, leave a spot, draw a man. So, we went deer hunting. It was last year. And, well maybe it was this year. Anyway, somebody fuckin', it was Lance. He ended up leaving. We took a group picture, we drew a man. So, shortly after that, like. I was there. You were there. Right. Shortly after that, Cecil sends a group pic back. And he fuckin' draws dicks on everybody. Like. Yeah. So, it's a picture of fuckin' Lance with a fuckin' dick. And then everyone, and it makes it weird cause we're all like standing back to back or like, you know, back to front. And then we're like. Let the butt, let the butt. Let the butt. Yeah. We got fuckin' dicks just hangin' out, just bullshittin'. Okay. Anyway, we did that again today for Ray. I wish I could show everybody, but. It's fuckin', it's always a good fuckin' laugh. I never don't laugh. It's always something that I laugh at. Cause fuckin' dicks are hilarious when they're drawn with crayon on regular pictures. That's fair. So, that was my fun day today. So, Hagen and them were demoing a wall at their dad's house. And they punched a dick shape into the sheet. This was a 13-year-old boy's. He sent me a picture of him. Why are you being like it's a 13-year-old boy's thing? Like, you wouldn't do the same shit. That's not even funny. That's not even hilarious. Like, we wouldn't have done it this weekend when we turned the wall down. Yeah. Thank you. It's probably gonna happen if we turn the wall down. Especially now that I know they did it. Well, everyone. We're grown ass men. I was painting Tanner's brother's house. And we're all big ceilings. And Tanner takes a big old dick. We pound him. We couldn't cover it very well either. I was seeing. Shadow hits his right thing. You're down the road. Yeah, yeah. Mommy, what's that? What the fuck? Oh, yeah. I'm definitely not afraid to draw a random penis on a dirty card. Just, you know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm not gonna lie. I do that too. Oh, yeah. Catch the wiggle. My favorite is the ones that you can like, that has like, you know, the Christian fish on it or something like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If I hit the mouth of the sea. Poor little old lady. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You almost would've sat and watched and waited for him to see what happens. See what happens. See what happens. Yeah, yeah. So, why doesn't no one draw fucking vaginas on there? I don't know how to draw a vagina. I mean, it's not as funny. They all look so different. It's hard to. I mean, yeah, but so do dicks. Dicks don't all look the same. I mean, you just draw the dicks looking like rockets. Oh, look at that rocket taking off. Just a little. Yeah. Long football, it's a little bit flat. Another long football inside of it. And black out a hole in the bottom. There's so many shapes. Wow. Just like dicks. Just gotta make sure you put that little button in there. Yeah. There's a little button at the top. Do it. Draw an arrow to it. Be like, click to start. Yes. I am the click commander. Hey, listen. People do need that arrow, okay? Aw, poor guys. Aw. We're not gonna awkwardly look at Casey? No, I don't think that's all the way. What a good conversation. Was that one of the points on the? No. No, it is now. No, no, it just started. I just wanted to talk about the dick pics that Celso draws. That's right. Okay. You know. You can see where it went. Leave it to Celso to draw dick pics on everything. Yeah, but. So last trip. No, I think Celso drew them today. Yeah, so it was Celso. He likes drawing dick pics. He must be like that dude from the fucking movie. From Superbad. Superbad, yeah. Yeah. They were big and veiny. Oh my God. I just draw dicks on everything. Celso. Sorry, buddy. You should have came tonight. You could have defeated yourself. That's what I'm saying. He's calling me out. He's calling me out. He's eating me. Yeah, so I invited him, right? I was like. You should have told him there was donuts. He definitely would have came for the donuts. I mean, I would have come for the donuts. I'm still waiting on the donuts. We have donuts? No. Donut sounds great, right? Yeah, I could go for a donut. If you go to TNC, you could probably buy some weed. I just came from Midland, I'm trying to go back. I need to open a 24-hour one out here. So it's gonna be fucking cold this weekend, right? Sucking dick. Cold again in West Texas. Should have been nice and warm. So it made me think about my fucking lunch menu for the weekend, right? Like, what am I gonna do? Aaron, what are you cooking? Man, so 100%, I was like, fuck yeah. Found out my buddy Daryl made a bunch of briskets. So I asked him if I could have a pound of just some chopped up bullshit. And it was gonna make a bad-ass bowl of chili, right? Some brisket chili. Some brisket chili, fuck yeah, right? So what time should we be there? I mean, I feel like this is an invite, right? No, it's not an invite. It is. It's only enough for like, me. It does kind of sound like one, doesn't it? So we'll talk through the box, and we'll be over there. No, so she already shut me down. Oh. I can't even hear you. You're not even invited. It's sounding good, but I can't hear you. Yeah, so she told me today. She was like, so it's supposed to be cold this weekend? I was like, yeah. She was all, we're making chicken and dumplings. I was like, I wanted to make chili, because this would be the last time we could eat it for fucking like eight months. She was all, well, maybe we can do that too, but we're definitely making chicken and dumplings. So it got me thinking. So is that an invite? No. We'll talk to the boss. Like you said, he didn't give the chili. You think he has a choice on whether or not we're invited or not? Come on now. Just gonna randomly show up. Is this where the party's at? Nope. We'll blame it on him. We'll just say, hey, he invited us. He mentions it. He mentions it. It was just false. So it got me wanting to ask the fucking age-old, hated question, heated debate. Are you gonna ask the beans and chili? Is it beans and chili, or no beans and chili? No beans. Beans and chili. Beans and chili? I guess it depends on how you're gonna do the chili afterwards. Because like, if I'm gonna- We're not making refried bean chili. Well, if I'm doing chili, I'm doing it enough for a bowl of chili. And then the next day, like on a potato, fucking Frito pies or chili dog. Oh, yeah. But no beans. You can't put beans in either one of them? No. Oh, you can put beans on Frito pies. Okay, so I like my chili with beans, but I don't like beans on my chili dog. Like, that's fucking- I'm kidding. We're kidding like that. I don't like beans. Like, I like beans in my chili. A couple different kinds of beans, too. But I don't like them on my hot dog. So- I mean, because it's got beans and onions and all sorts of goodies. So, Casey, beans and chili. Yeah, as long as you're not gonna put it on fucking wieners later on. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Zach. I can go both ways. Either way, you can go for it. I mean, you're buying it. He likes to have a bite on that chili bar. He's buying it. Fuck, guys. Beans? You want beans? I'll take beans. Yeah, let's- No beans. No beans. So, fun fact, when I lived in Nebraska, their big thing during the winter was chili with cinnamon rolls. Ooh. Somebody said that last. Yeah, somebody posted that. I was like, no way. They were like, dude, it's a movie. Dude, it is not fucking bad. It's like, it is, yeah, like- Sweet and savory. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And like, yeah, seriously. Do you bring in the cinnamon rolls or do you bring in the chili? I mean, I will. Yeah, the one that I talked to, they used the cinnamon rolls, but they didn't leave them in actual cinnamon rolls. They laid it all out, and then they cut it to where they could use it to scoop the chili. Like cornbread. Top of cornbread, but they'd scoop the chili with it and eat it. Ooh. That's cool. Just kind of laid out instead of an actual cinnamon roll. That's a good idea. I don't know about all that. Chili. So, chili and cinnamon rolls, it needs to happen. Like that. Yeah, I feel like. I feel like you can make it. I think we just V-sensed it. I think we just V-sensed it. Would that be safe? Are beans in the chili? You wanted to do chili, you did chili, and I'll make cinnamon rolls. There you go. Are you putting beans in the chili? With the cinnamon rolls? No, there wouldn't be. I mean, up there they did beans. There's chili. Would that be a time you'd say no beans? I mean, I'm, I don't care. If you don't care. It's gonna go down either way and come out. You need a bread or crackers? I do crackers. It's gonna be a taste test before it goes down. So, how do you want that to happen? Right. No beans. No beans. Okay. No beans. Lots of crackers. Yeah, we like white people. Lots of grittles. Regular ass, that's just the regular ass saltiness. Some saltiness. Crumble them up. Some basic white bitches crackers. Yeah. Yeah. So, as for me, I think I can go either way. So, you're bi too. I'm bi. There you go. So, I'll say it like this. If I am getting it from someone, or if I'm purchasing it, I'm not gonna bitch if it has beans. If I'm going to cook it, it's not gonna have beans. That's fair. Right, so, I don't care if they're in there or not. So, thinking about this, I came up with my own little, my own little like theory, right? So, they say the chili is an old cowboy kind of deal that they would use, right? So, I would say they're fucking taking cattle from one side of Texas all the way up to wherever the fuck they took them, and then they're gonna turn around and bring some back, right? And they pretty much just ate what they had. So, I'd imagine maybe they slaughter a couple cows on the journey and get to the end of the cow and they're like, fuck, let's make some chili. Hey, we got some beans. Let's put the beans in it to make more for all the cowboys. Yep. And it's protein and all that good stuff. Right. So, maybe the original chili had beans in it. Yeah, for mass production and nutrition. Right, I mean, that's what poor people do, right? We just mix a lot of shit, make your own goulash, right? Put shit that doesn't make sense together. I love goulash. Goulash is one of my favorites. I like goulash. That's Brancy's favorite. I like shit on shingles, too. Oh, I love SOS. You know SOS? Yeah. See, I feel like that's a poor man's food, right? Dude, that sounds good. I think I may make that tomorrow. Yeah, that's like another goulash. You're trying to fucking expand it, right? So, what did you do? You put bread down and you threw shit on top of it. Some hamburger meat. Yeah, cream of mushroom soup on top of it. Right. Great. Yeah. See? Damn, I'm like excited. I think I'm gonna make it tomorrow. She's like, I'm gonna go home and cook now. Making it right now. Hey, I have all the ingredients. That's fair. Hell yeah. She's inviting. You invited my invitation? Let's go. Come on. I can get one. I'm already outside of my eating period, so I can't go today, but I will consume hops and barley sandwiches. What is that window? It's for about a week and a half now. It's only been about four hours that I'm trying to keep it. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. To eat in those four hours? Yeah. So you fast the rest of it? I fast for roughly 20 hours. I like it. My body doesn't like it most days. I bet not. It sucks when you get to about hour 16. You're just like, oh, I'm so hungry and I'm drinking like all this fucking water. That's not me jerking someone off. That was my second water. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. I'm gonna add it. Why do you add anything in your water? And we're gonna add. No, so the point, the whole time that I'm fasting, I only consume water or black coffee. Okay, so what I'm saying is, if you add mint while you're fasting, it actually has an agent in the mint that will make you not feel as hungry. Right, but does it have any calories? No. It's a mint plant. You add the physical plant. Oh, we grow that over there by the stream. Right, but some plants have mint leaves. Not that kind of plant. No, it is the mint plant. But you can take, you can buy the mint, it's like mint leaves. Yeah, yeah, go to that. It's like a Mojito, and you model a mint into a Mojito. We got a label. You can take mint leaves, and put it in water, like in your water jug overnight. Put it in your refrigerator. My mom used to make tea like that. Pull it out the next day. But cucumber water and mint water will both have an effect where it actually will make you feel full. It will trick your body into feeling full. I should have known about that shit fucking four weeks ago. You know what else? My bad, Fred. Mm-hmm. It does. It does. It does. It's been a long time to go. Hold up. No, so. You would never make it. No, fuck no, I wouldn't. So it would happen. We'll see how long you can pass. I think we should see how long you can pass. About 35 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. We just went to dinner, and I'm like, I need a bag of chips or something. I've been there. I've been there for one hour. Sorry about that. It's all right. You still have leftovers. And they'll be consumed. They probably will. We went to that Spitz place. It was pretty good. It's called Spitz? Yeah. It's a Mediterranean thing. They just fucking sting you into your face. And then maybe it was good. It was really good. I didn't ask. It was really good. That looks like spit to you? It's like a Mediterranean place. So they have like lamb. Greek and Mediterranean. It's like Greek and Mediterranean. So they have like lamb and beef and stuff like that. Oh, Jesus. It's really good actually. It's got all the different stuff in it. They had a flatbread pizza that was really good. And they have these, they had like cheese, their idea of cheese fries, but it had like goat cheese on top of it. There's a lot of names in there that I don't know what they are. So like, one was like a T-Z-A-I-K, so I don't know what the fuck it was. It had a dictionary. It had a dictionary. So it had a dictionary telling you all these like words. It'll be like, she's like, you want everything on it? I'm like, yeah, I don't know about four of those things. But again, throw them all in there. Stay away from the Fremont cheese. We're like, where are we going? But yeah, you just rock with it. It's like, fuck it. Parmesan on Mexican food? Oh, you're better than that. So I've never heard of this place, but I feel like y'all got a lot of food while y'all were there. We did. It's right there by the Baskin Robbins in the Vinicius, in the patio and all that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the Baskin Robbins. They have a cool little patio. For me, they actually have a good selection of beer and stuff like that too. And they have, I had a cucumber, like a jalapeno cucumber margarita called the Midlander or something. And I had a peach and mint sangria and it was really good too. And they got a bunch of different other drinks too. And then they have a full bar, a big patio. We ought to roll up there one day. I was just about to say that. It's a bad ass patio. It has really good snacky drinks. So today I broke my fast to go eat lunch with Celso and Lance. And we went to that fucking, it's called Ocho 80. It's on Wall Street. Used to be a club. They converted it to a fucking restaurant. It's a chihuahua food. Chihuahua Mexico food. Chihuahua? Chihuahua. Yep. So we were there and I was like, man, it's a bad ass spot. It's a bad ass bar. It's a pretty good size. So I talked to the lady there. I was like, hey, do you ever mind if bikers come in here and just kind of hang out and order food and drink beer? She goes, how many? I was like, 20? She was like, no. Oh, right. Y'all can go to that corner over there and hang out over there. She was like, we ain't never had none of them show up, but you're more than welcome to come. And I was like, let me ask and find out. Always up for a new spot for you. I will say this, the menu was kind of pricey, but it wasn't bad. What about parking down there? It's a hotel. Lots of parking. Lots of parking. Yeah. You can get packed up and go right upstairs and go to sleep. That's true, that's true. With your very own crack head. I mean, you know, sometimes that happens. I got my own, she's in there. You guys think she don't listen to me? Not yet. Not this time. She didn't skip the first couple of episodes. Yeah, yeah, she won't. You're not allowed to listen to me. You're X-rated, I ain't letting a lie out like that. Oh, shit. What else do we got? Oh, I'm picking to shut her down and go to a hotel. That's it for me too, though, honestly. Yeah. I think so. That's it for the shit show this week, huh? We hit all the good ones? We hit all the points that I wrote down for this week. Nice. No, no, this, so I wrote for the, that's gonna be the title of this episode, Sleeping on Toilets. Sleeping on Toilets, another of Mr. Stelzo's. Yeah. Hey, I think everybody slept on a toilet. I mean, yeah. Who hasn't passed out on a toilet? Yeah, but not at a toilet on a Whataburger. Not at a Whataburger. Not at a Whataburger. Definitely, yeah, no. I did do it at a bar when I was going to tech. At a bar? Yeah. I've done it in a port-a-john. No, I fell asleep at a bar. That was on a job site, or a work, we were working. At the library, in fact. Jesus Christ. It sounds like Dozier would never, did he ever tell you that story? When he went to Arkansas, or Louisiana, or somewhere, I don't know where the fuck he was at, and he got trashed. He went to go take a shit, and he fell asleep in the port-a-john. Aw. It's hilarious, you gotta talk to Dozier about that. I opened a random port-a-john in California, and there was a homeless guy sleeping in it one time. Scared the fuck out of me. Was it like nighttime or something? No, it was the middle of the day. We were going to the beach to surf. It was hot as fuck. A little bit, yeah, it was like 85, 90. Fuck being in a port-a-john when it's hot as fuck. And it was open, and I didn't want to go all the way to the public. I said, oh, fuck, I'm gonna go pee real quick. I jumped in there, and my dick already halfway out of my pants, and Dozier's sitting there putting his big dick in the drawer. He's like, oh, is that for me? Ah! You know, I put it away real quick. I'm a winner. Oh, shit, okay. I still went surfing. That's what's up. I just pissed when I got out from the fucking ocean. It's been easier. Yeah, that's true. I didn't have to pee for a little bit after that. My urge is gone. Well, fuck, guys. Thanks for y'all showing up randomly. Yeah, thanks for the gifts. And I guess if you ever want to come back and hang out and bullshit with us, this is exactly what we do. This is it, you know? This is another week of the easy struggle and all of our shit-showing shenanigans, right? What are we supposed to say? Freedom to fuck on or something like that? No, we can't steal that. That belongs to another podcast. Oh, do they say that? Yes. They're called the Freedom Friends. They're out of fucking San Antonio. And they say freedom to fuck on? At the end of every podcast, they sign off. And they sign off with freedom to fuck on. Yeah, yeah, we're not going to steal that. We've got to come up with our own. Suggestions, please. Yeah, yeah, suggestions. Cool sign-offs. Not Ron Burgundy sign-offs, but just cool ones. Later. Bye. Later. Bye.