The Goof.

The speaker is making a podcast in a post-apocalyptic world and will be discussing and answering questions. They have been traveling alone and have come across interesting people and situations. They find questions to be intriguing and want to share some of them with the listeners. The podcast is called Radio Align and will be dedicated to pondering the thoughts of people in this new world. The speaker is excited to share stories and possible answers with the listeners. And we're rolling. To anyone listening, you're probably already asking me, what am I doing? Well, I'm making a podcast. Now, you might be thinking, why in the world are you using a radio for a podcast instead of calling for help? Or you might even be asking, what the hell is wrong with you? Well, good questions. And funny enough, this podcast will be dedicating... that's right, dedicated to answering questions, or at least discussing a few of them. Not the ones you're asking, by the way, but the ones that I have in mind. I won't tell you my name, or where I'm at, or anything like that, but one thing I will let you know is that for the past few years, I've been pretty much hiking around the country, alone. I know, it's basically a death wish, even if we've learned how to survive in an infected world for a while now. But honestly, you know, it's not that bad. Okay, I mean, aside from sleeping on cold, dirty floors all the time, and constantly having to avoid being bitten here and there, it's really not that bad. Especially when you come across some company, you know? One thing traveling has taught me is that maybe you remember somebody for a couple of friendly bullets? Bing bang! Or a few leftover scraps of food? Delicious! Or for the funny handful of trinkets they might offer you. Especially with some of the more dubious people out there. Anyway, sometimes you remember the person the most by the things they say or ask of you. Questions, in particular, are interesting because sometimes you can't help but wonder what was going on inside someone's head when they asked you a question in a given moment. And sometimes you're not able to answer that question. Not even after you've parted ways and you haven't been able to talk for a while. But the questions that have stuck with me are actually kind of ridiculous. So ridiculous to the point where I'd like to share some of them with you, if you are willing to listen. If you are, then I welcome you to Radio Align, a podcast on the Radio Network dedicated to the pondering of people in a post-apocalyptic world. I'll be your host for the next hour, so stay frosty, dear listeners, as we share the questions of others and maybe share some stories and possible answers along the way. Oh no! It didn't stop! No!