The KittyCrinkle Show Ep 6 The Bet

And now we return to Joe Blaski with Channel 11 News. Thanks, Jane. Ah, what was I supposed to say again? Hey, Kitty Crinkle, holy crap, how many ice cream do you have? About 567. Why? O.K., Kitty Crinkle, it's official. You're addicted to ice cream. Holy crap, Jordan, how much tacos did you buy? About 1,000. O.K., Jordan, it's official. You are addicted to tacos. I'm not addicted to tacos. I'm in love with them. That is just sad. You wanna know what else is sad? What? Being addicted to ice cream. Who are you to shame me for being addicted to ice cream when you're addicted to tacos? Here, tell you what. We'll make a bet. How's it going, guys? We're about to make a bet, apparently. Aw, can I give you some words of encouragement? O.K. You're both gonna fail. Yeah, nice words of encouragement. Anyway, I'm just gonna pick up some ice real quick. So anyway, we'll make a bet. You can't go a week without ice cream, and I can't go a week without tacos. Whoever loses has to walk around in their underwear for a week. You're on. Wait, what was the outcome again? O.K., it's official. This is the worst week ever. Why? What happened? Well, first me and Kitty Crinkle broke up. Then I got fired from my job. And then there was some random guy masturbating in my front yard. That was Jordan. I heavily take back what I said. Besides, Michelle, I lost my job at the ice cream store, too, and I'm looking for great ideas for our business. Hey, how about a babysitting business? Great idea. Let's go create and advertise and make sure nothing distracts us. Oh, my God, Kitty, look. Why, it's the Futurama cast. Let's postpone the babysitting bowl and do it later. Hello. Who are you again? I'm Sullivan R., and you wanted to sign a bet, I think. Oh, yes, yes, that's us. O.K. Sign here, sign there, put your name over there. O.K., now you'll be able to do the bet of who can hold your breath the longest. O.K., now you'll be able to do the bet of who can hold your breath the longest. Um, we're doing a bet on addiction. Oh, right. Silly me. The bet starts now. O.K., I'm gonna go watch TV. Do you love ice cream? Well, I'm glad, cuz we have triple premium ice cream at Buttons. Go buy today. Must buy ice cream. Must buy ice cream. Just sad. Just sad. Oh, yeah? How's the taco addiction going? Good, good. I haven't been eating tacos in a long time. Good. I'm gonna go to the celebrity club. I'm gonna go to the celebrity club. O.K., see ya. Is he gone? Hey, Bucky's ice cream. No, I'm not paying you. Lose this number now. Oh, my God, Katie. These babies just won't stop crying. On the bright side, business is booming. We have one more person coming. More people? Yep. Oh, my God, Katie. These babies just won't stop crying. On the bright side, business is booming. We have one more person coming. More people? Yep. Hey, guys, feel free to break anything. This isn't my house. Um, it's sorta my house. Hello. Daddy, I'm a mummy. Yeah, sure, sweetheart. I trust that you'll be taking good care of my money. Yes, and I trust that you'll be paying $50 to Dale. Sorry, was that Grinch? And let me just warn you, she'll piss you off with this if I'm a mermaid nonsense. Well, goodbye. So, do you want to play with some toys, sweetheart? Do you have any fish toys? Uh, I have this Finding Nemo plushie I got at Disneyland. Do you want that? Yeah, I'll take that. You do know I'm a mermaid. He did say that she was gonna start pissing me about this. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Michelle, Michelle, breathe. Breathe. You're my best friend. We will handle this together. Just breathe. Breathe. Thanks, Katie. You're a great friend. Awww. Awww. Maybe I should go to the movies. There won't be ice cream there. Hey, Jordyn. Here at the Tacos of Wear is selling the Super Extreme Tacos. Thanks, but no thanks. I'm on a bet. Um, hi. What movies are you currently showing? Oh, my God. Are you the real Kitty Crinkle? Oh, my God. I have a hair doll of you. I make out with it every day. Yeah, that's cool. I was wondering what movies are currently showing. Well, we recently just removed Madame Web and Mean Girls, so we only have 1 movie left. Chocolate Ice Cream Fever. Rated G. Damn. I've never seen anyone run out of here so fast. Maybe he has ice cream fever. I'm sorry, Mrs. Michelle. Oh, my gosh. What happened? Well, I was playing around with it and put it in fire to make it greater. That's normal human stuff, right? Oh, sweetie. Uh, why not relax in the pool outside for a few seconds, okay? Oh, okay. This will be a great opportunity to free my fins. I am a mermaid. Katie, what do you think she means by human stuff? Oh, settle down, Michelle. She's just a 5-year-old girl. No, I'm starting to think it's much more than that. Maybe she is a mermaid. Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. Must eat ice cream. Tacos. Tacos. Tacos. Must eat tacos now. Damn it, Jordan. This is too much. Can we please call off the bet? No, no, no. I want someone to walk around in their underwear for a week. My job is literally scooping ice cream. So I'm gonna cave first. You work an office job. Well, you better call your boss to take a break till the bet is over, then. Where are you going? I'm gonna go get my lucky pants. Oh, my God. Please calm down. Here. Do you want some candy or something? Aw, come on. You don't like candy? What kind of kids are you? What's up, Michelle? Katie, I just took her to the doctor. The doctor did a scan on her and said she's part fish. Maybe she is a mermaid. Michelle, she is not a mermaid. Yeah, she is, and I'm gonna go take her to the shower now. O.K., Michelle, I'll let you try to prove she's a mermaid. Dumbass. Since. Holy crap. She is a mermaid. Damn it. That's the song they play at the ice cream store I work at. Kitty Crinkle, why aren't you working? I told you, I'm taking the week off. Oh, so you think that's an excuse not to be working? Damn it. That's the song they play at the ice cream store I work at. Kitty Crinkle, why aren't you working? I told you, I'm taking the week off. Oh, so you think that's an excuse not to be working? Oh, so you think that's an excuse not to be working? Get back to work now. Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Uh... Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Oh, Kitty Crinkle, come eat us. Don't you love us anymore? Aah! Oh, my God. Kitty Crinkle, are you O.K.? Are your celebrity hands taking control of your job? O.K., will you please stop pissing me about my celebrity hands? O.K., will you please stop pissing me about my celebrity hands? Also, can we please change the theme music? It's starting to get over my addiction of ice cream. Why? Well, the song is like from the 70s, and outdated things stir up my addictions. Who told you it's outdated? It's from the 70s. Who told you it's outdated? It's from the 70s. Kitty Crinkle, if you're trying to get yourself sent home, it's not working. Please, ice cream. No, you are gonna stay here. No breaks. No, you are gonna stay here. No breaks. May all his ice cream melt after 1 second. Oh, my God. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Oh, my God. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. What, Michelle? Here, come to the other room. I can't leave these kids alone. Here, turn on South Park or whatever little kids watch. O.K., Michelle, what do you want to talk to me about? O.K., first of all, hi. Second of all, dude, dude, she really is a mermaid. I'm a mermaid? Yeah, sweetie. I think we already figured that all out. O.K., Michelle, first of all, don't call me dude. And second of all, she is not a mermaid. I told you. She is a mermaid. I poured her in water, and she has fins, and, and... Just stop, O.K.? Just stop. She is not a mermaid. You were just seeing things. Come on, Kitty. Ugh, Michelle. You're my best friend, but you just need to stop seeing things. No, Kitty. Awww. I've got to get her to believe me. Yay! Can I please stop working? Ah, celebrity hands problem. I get it. Please, go home and enjoy it with your celebrity family. I'm not living with my family anymore. Please, Kitty. Michelle, face it. There ain't no such thing as mermaids. Please, just let me prove it to you. No way, Michelle. The last time someone tried to prove something to me, I was almost killed. Although that Warren guy was kinda cute. Kitty, ever since my breakup with Kitty Krinkle, I've been depressed, and you not believing me isn't making it better. Please, just this once, come and see it with me. Michelle, I'll give you one chance to go and prove it. Yay. Hug? Whatever. Um, Kitty, why are you squeezing my boobs? Okay, I feel like my boss is trying to get me to cave. Hey, Kitty Krinkle, I need you to go into the other room. Why? I have a surprise for you. Is it those ice cream sandwiches with no balls again? No. J, just come with me. Chocolate, mint chocolate chip, vanilla, sprinkled with food coloring, rocky road, cookies and cream, strawberry, chocolate chip cookie dough, butter pecan, birthday cake, and holy crap, chocolate-infused vanilla sprinkled with food coloring What? How'd you get that? Don't ask. Just enjoy. No, no, no, no, no. You will not get me to eat ice cream. Oh, really? Oh, damn it. You are killing me here. Well, enjoy the show. Hello? Oh, hey, Kitty. Yeah, sure, I can head on over there. Okay, Michelle, you know what? Okay, Michelle, Jordan's coming upstairs. Hey, Jordan, think you can take care of these kids? Yep. I've totally got this. Thanks, Jordan. I don't got this. Okay, we're at the ocean. I'm gonna dump her in. Michelle, this is dumb. You're just gonna kill her. No, no, look. Holy crap, Michelle. You are right. She really is a mermaid. That's what I've been trying to tell you, Kitty. Aw, that's so cute. She's with her kind now. Aw, she's gonna grow up, become a mermaid princess, and maybe marry a handsome prince with a huge merman penis. Thank you. Now I can become princess of the ocean again. Aw, she's a princess. Michelle, I'm really sorry I didn't believe you. I haven't been a good best friend. You're a great best friend. Hey, how do you think Jordan's doing with the kids? Do you guys want some candy or something? Aw, come on. You don't like candy? What is wrong with you kids? Must not eat ice cream. Must not eat ice cream. Aw, goddamnit. Hello. I am here to retrieve my daughter. Oh yeah, about that. Turns out she really is a mermaid. Wow, guess I should've paid more attention to her. With work more busy, it's hard to pay attention to my daughter. Well, I recently lost my job, but I can tell you, work isn't everything. Family's important, too. Well, I recently lost my job, but I can tell you, work isn't everything. Wow, thank you. You know, my girlfriend recently broke up with you, and you are really cute, so, uh, would you like to go on a date? Oh my gosh, yeah. Okay, next week Friday at 7, see you there. Yay, I'm getting a penis. Hey Kitty Crinkle. Are your pants on? Oh, yeah. I lost the bed and I had to walk around in my underwear. Anyway, how was your day? Oh, good. I got a date next week. Oh, you've got a date? Yep. Hope it's not weird, considering what just happened between us. Oh, no, no, I'm fine. Okay, cool. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.