Hey Siri, you down for a roast battle? You're gonna regret this. Your mama's so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed. Your mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. Your mama's so ugly, my screen cracked when I took her photo. Your mama's so ugly, they won't give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask. Your mama's so old, her memory's in black and white. The earth used to be flat, till they buried your mama.