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DOK TUT 10/24

DOK TUT 10/24

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In 1995, the crew of the space shuttle Discovery conducted experiments on a species of jellyfish known as Aurelia aurita. The astronauts observed the jellyfish in a microgravity environment to study the effects of weightlessness on the jellyfish's development and behavior. They found that the jellyfish were able to adapt to the low gravity environment and continue their normal swimming behavior, although they did display some differences in their movement patterns compared to when they were on Earth. The researchers concluded that the jellyfish were able to adjust their behavior and adapt to the microgravity conditions. And then wait for the light. Three, two, one. And I now pronounce you by the Bishop Don Magic Juan, man and Tatiana, bust it down. This is all talent presented by Forkast.Media. Why you have to wait like it was on the scene? Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Because they played a perfect game, of course, to defeat us. LJ, you seem really invested into that game as someone who's just a fan of the NFL. Why is this concerning you so personally? And the Mets couldn't think about it. All I know is the Braves ain't making it, that's all I care about. No, it's not up here. We ain't doing this no fun. We want the best teams in the world to see it. Hey, drop that question. Let me ask you, how do you do that? How do you do that, Mario? You don't give the best teams a week off. It does nothing to bring the best games in it. It only does to bring the best games. You don't do that in baseball. Everybody knows that. The dog is back, dead. The brain's back, dead. The Oreo's back, dead. Every team that was good, that won 100 games, won the regular season, didn't get nothing in the playoffs. Y'all hear that? Am I the only one who hears that? Oh, that was everybody fast-forwarding the podcast, because y'all didn't talk about baseball. Baseball! Baseball! We don't want to talk about it. Like, what are we talking about? Oh! So, I'm struggling this week. I want to declare a team, so I'm down to two candidates. Are y'all ready? My two candidates are the Baltimore Ravens, who smoked Detroit this week in that game. And my other, my other candidate, but they're playing the Cardinals this week. I just don't see it. My other candidate is the Kansas City Chiefs, obviously, but they're playing clean sprites in them boys. So, I don't really see either of them teams losing this week, so that makes it very challenging for me to, like, to put the chicken bones on them. Time-out! Time-out! I want to declare it for the Chiefs, because I need them to lose. Because let me tell you something right now. If I see Stick Stickley out here in the booth doing unseasoned handshakes with Brittany Mahomes, with Jackson Mahomes still in the... Why is Jackson Mahomes in public? Can we talk about that? Why is this a mess? Why is he allowed to come to the games? Who authorized this? I got a root against the Chiefs! More on that later. You want to know who the best team in the NFL is? San Francisco 49ers. They're the second best team in the NFL. At what? Let me tell you something, man. Them boys, without... When Brock Purdy don't have the Avengers around him, he then, again, turns into Brock Purdy. And I'm in no way saying that Brock Purdy's a problem, because Brock Purdy's been fine this year. He's looked like a starting quarterback in the NFL thus far this year. I'm willing to even go out on a limb and say he looked better than Garoppolo used to look. But what I'm also saying is when you don't have your Hall of Fame left tackle, and you don't have Debo, and all you have is Christian McCaffrey, Brandon Ayuk, and George Kittle, all of a sudden we don't look as good. You need all of that to look good if you're a Brock Purdy. And then, whatever, Steve Wilks. Now, we not sat on this show, and it ain't February yet, so I'm going to say what I need to say. Steve Wilks, we not put a lot of lift every voice and sing behind you, brother, for you to be giving up almost 400 yards to Kirk Cousins. I am disgusted. If you got a dashiki in your closet, burn it, because you are no longer invited to the cookout if you're going to be giving up 400 passing yards to Kirk Cousins. I know, I know, I know he was out here cooking us. I know that. That's what I saw. I saw our defenses every third down not getting home. Kirk Cousins, dropping back, maneuvering, shuffling to one side, shuffling to the next side, throwing completions down the field. Kirk Cousins was out here looking like when they, oh, benched RG3 for him, like when they gave him all that money in the first place. That boy looked fully guaranteed on Monday. It's Todd Bowles. Todd Bowles. Todd Bowles caused that defense. No. I'm telling you Todd Bowles caused that defense. That doesn't help with your argument. He just ain't been winning. But, I mean, you just helped. Oh, I mean, I mean, y'all can all, they can all be invited to this conversation. All I'm saying is when when we had D'Amico out here calling the defense this didn't happen. That's all I'm saying. When Robinsala was out here calling the defense, this didn't happen. What does everybody, like, um, who lives in the area we live in claiming about the Carolina Panthers? Like, man, see, they did Steve Wilkes dirty. Did they? Not the way that defense looked. Not the way that defense looked. I mean, you gonna have to prove it to me, Steve. You have to prove it to me. Cause y'all boys look bad. Now, I will also say, Kyle Shanahan, Kyle Shanahan, you didn't look great either, brother. Well, you already know. Now, you already know Brandon Staley gotta be in that line. Now, you finally found an example that fits your argument. No, no. Anthony Lynn is the running back's coach for the San Francisco 49ers. Brandon Staley is the defensive coordinator for the Chargers. He's also the head coach. Amen. Geez. They gotta lose. I'm not brave enough to change my pick, but I'm telling you. Geez. And it's too early to panic from most teams. But there's a few teams where you might want to go ahead and push the button. Cause there are some teams that I think anticipated being like contenders that are nowhere near it right now. And they should go ahead and start panicking. And it's too early to panic from most teams. But there's a few teams where you might want to go ahead and start panicking. Oh no! Now I got questions for Kirk Cousins. You have a vendetta? Somebody gonna pay that man based on what he's doing right now. Somebody's gonna pay that man. Somebody's gonna pay that man. Aviation is a nasty gun. Tackle. Tackle. Well Lil Jon said he got a lot. You want to go first or you want me to go first? I only got one. I got it. My young bud goes to Lil Jon and D Mario Washington. You know as the champion As the champion of the college football lot you see it's very convenient that y'all don't want to talk college football this week. That's cool. But I want to point out that not only now Mario all he did was pick North Carolina. Lil Jon was out there trying to tell me that Drake May was a Heisman candidate when he started this season and I hope that you heat up that bun properly that you so well deserve. I also want to point out the fact that I have not received anything in Cash App Paypal, Venmo Carrier Pigeon Y'all owe me money. And then to Michael Pennings Jr. Don't scare me like that. Don't scare me like that because y'all was my lock this week and y'all was out here trying to look. What was y'all doing? Don't do that. Don't do that when I think the money is already in my hand. So that just brings me to my honey bun this week and it is very blue face brother. I don't know now Norm Vowell will come on this show and say I ain't never heard a song from this person. I couldn't recite a lyric. I cannot recite a lyric I am familiar with Tatiana but on Sunday at the Ram Steelers game Blueface decided he was going to propose to his fiance and when he was doing that proposal he decided to create a makeshift strip club in the stadium at the game. So there were young ladies in there dancing suggestively scarcely clapped while Blueface was doing his proposal. Now that may seem like honey bun worthy independently but then later on there's more Blueface has now been ordered to pay 13 million dollars after his involvement in a shooting in a strip club in 2022 and and why would you as Blueface with pending charges be out here making any references to a place that you may potentially have to pay 13 million dollars to. Is that smart? Don't be playing in these people's face man. First off, do my bill because I got it. There's no way if you ever why are you throwing your money away when you got a 13 million dollar bounty from this club owner because when his establishment he can't open up his establishment because you came in there with it included I don't know Man, I don't know nothing about none of that No, NBA young boy was like They may well be a daughter at one time I don't know if they still together. I don't be staying on the shade room. No, I No, no Not no more He I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

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