Lewis Bros Intro

This is a family show that aims to be honest and real. The hosts have a raunchy sense of humor that may offend some people. The show will feature music, sports, and discussions on various topics. The hosts encourage open-mindedness and want to provide a platform for people to express themselves. They don't believe in being politically correct and want to break the ice on sensitive subjects. They also want to inspire and give a voice to those who may not have one. They take a break during the show to have a drink. They emphasize the importance of enjoying life and not judging others. បានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានាន បានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានា បានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានា បានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានា បានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានានា This is a family show. This is a family show. This is a family show. This is a family show. This is a family show. Um, what to expect from my show is honesty, realness, um, you know, sincerity, um, you know, all that stuff, um, the truth, um, laughter, um, it's, you know, we just bein' us. We bein' ourselves. So, um, we may offend some people out there sometimes because our humor sometimes can be a little bit, um, raunchy, questionable, racy. Um, I don't know, however else you want. I don't know how, whatever you want to say about it, but we, our sense of humor is beyond. It's like out there. So, um, if you sensitive and you get into your feelings too much and you don't like real talk or real comedian or comic or just people bein' real. You don't have to stay tuned. Then don't stay tuned exactly. Just, just tune away from us, but if you like that, that real shit, just tune in and listen to us and you know, you never know what to expect, you know. We may have, you know, some underground artists who are actually not made, but we will have some underground artists come through. Um, you know, maybe some freestyle battles, um, of that nature, you know, music. Yeah, we, we love music. Like I said, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a music producer, so I produce, I try a little bit. I'm a little bit rusty though, you know, but yeah, I try. So we have, you know, music, um, all types of music on the show cause we listen to all types of stuff. Um, you know, we have, you know, sports, um, we gonna talk about sports and like I said, shenanigans. Shenanigans, that's, that's, that's a broad range of everything. What's going on in this world from, from real topics to, to bullshit, to, to whatever. Um, you know, whatever, you know, whatever, whatever gets you going. Uh, uh, whatever, you know, we're going to try to, whatever get the people out there that, that are listening, thinking. Um, you know, we might get, we might get deep a little bit, you know. Sometimes you might get a little corny, but all right, but who, who's not corny? Uh, you know, we, we just gonna talk about, uh, numerous of, you know, of things, you know. But it's, it's mostly, we, we, we gonna talk about positive. We gonna talk about things that, that we know and that people can relate to. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Um, our show's gonna be, be, be very, um, relatable. Um, a lot of stuff we gonna be talk, talking about is current events that's happening today. Um, you know, what, if you have any questions or anything, we gonna give you a number too. If you want to make any comments, we give you a number too to call in later and, you know, you leave a message and we'll respond to your comments on the next show. Um, but I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get into about who we are and about us, um, me. I'm born and raised in Stanford, Connecticut from CAP, CONAP, you know what I'm saying? Um, you know, um, I ain't gonna tell you my, my, my, my legitimate job because I don't want no, none of these stalkers out here come hunt me down and, you know. Um, like I said, um, um, I won't get into all that stuff because I don't want to, I don't want to tell, like I said, about me. I'm just a real person, put it that way. I don't bullshit, I don't lie, well sometimes once in a while. Um, I hope my, um, my, my wife ain't listening because, um, I like once in a while. Um. Keep it low, keep it low. Oh. She, she right there. Oh snap. Keep it low. She's right there. But like I said, you know. She, she, she like, she like, she like one. But on a serious note, I was born and raised in Stamford, Connecticut. Um, me and my brother, you know, we're only siblings. I have a host and a bunch of cousins. A lot of cousins, you know what I'm saying? Um, I have, you know, some surviving aunts and uncles around. You know, I'm a big, I'm big on family and stuff like that. Um, I love the kids. I'm like Marty Mar. Oh, I almost gave my government name. But that's what you need to know. I love the kids. I love the kids. I love the kids. And I love to joke, I love to joke around. You know. And I'm, I'm, I'm from the old school. You know what I'm saying? Put it this way, I was born in 75. If you want to know. So you do the math and you see how old my age is. And you figure all that out. Now I'm going to pass it to my brother and let him give you a little info about himself. Insight. Porky. My name is Mark Porky. I'm an 81's baby. Yeah, I was born in the crack epiderm. But I'm not a crack baby at all. So I'm just going to get it straight. Questionable. I came from a good family. He went from fat to skinny. Questionable. No, no, no. But I came from a good family. I'm a hard, I'm a hard working man. So ladies, you know, yes I am single. No, I'm just, I'm just joking. We can get into that a little later. That's another subject. But yeah, so, you know, 81. 81 baby. You know, mostly I'm a hard working man. Me and my brother, we decided to get together to do this project. And hopefully to deliver to the viewers. And, you know, hopefully have a lot to say. So y'all can continue to stay tuned. Yes, yes, yes. And that's really about it. But moving forward, y'all will find out what we're all about. Yes, just tune in. Listen. Y'all find out, like I said. And like he said, if you tune in, you'll know exactly who we are, what we're about, what we came here to accomplish. Like I said, we joke a lot. We love to have fun. You know, life is too short. Not to have fun. You know, you only live once. You only got one life to live. So you might as well enjoy it while you're here. Amen. You know, direction of the show. You know, we just want our show to hit all types of audiences, regardless of whatever race, creed, color, whatever you got going on. We just want you to come into our home and welcome us into your home and just realize the realness of the world. Like I said, some things we say may seem offensive, but it's not. It's just reality. We're here to break that ice on a lot of stuff. A lot of people, they're sensitive to certain things because the way this world has it. You know, they have people sensitive because they say, if you put a label on this, you do this, you do that. People, they, oh, you don't say that because it's not politically correct. What's politically correct? I don't want to be politically correct. What's politically correct? I don't want to be, to be honest with you, I don't. Don't mind me for my slurring. I got screws in my fucking tooth right now, in my mouth. But see, I'm real like that. You know what I'm saying? I can joke about that. I can say that. So like I said, what's politically correct? You know, it's being real. Real with yourself and real with others. You know what I'm saying? Right here, when you come into our home, it's a no judgment zone. You know what I'm saying? We don't judge you at all because it's not in our place to judge you. I'm a true believer in God. You know what I'm saying? Not to mention that, too, we're here to encourage. Yes. So we're here to give the people that don't have a voice to find their voice. Yes. So we're there for that, too. Yes. You know, so any opinion is not a wrong opinion. It's your opinion. It's just an opinion. Yes. So, anything else? On that note, we're going to send you. We'll be back after these, I guess, messages or after this song or whatever you want to call it. Or I don't know. Whatever we're going to do. I don't know. But I just need a break because I need to have me another sip of this Tito's I got over here. Me, too. Let's do it. So we'll be back in a few minutes. Just stay tuned. All right? Peace. Hey. Next to rock like Nick Foley. It's Nick Joby. Kill him softly. Play that shit slowly. On the keys like Tony. Throwing stuff. They get toasted. Got my bread like a hoagie. Beat ice cold. Look how I ride this Zamboni. I feel like Ohtani. Good anywhere you throw me. Eat a Chobani because the body getting bony. Late night. Heavy scrolling. Vape light. Heavy smoking. We got a healthy habit. Already growing. It's like we're drowning in them. It seems the levee's broken. But it's not too late to change them. And refrain from being slaves to the vices that encage them. I'm writing on this page like I'm throwing hands with Satan. Don't run from all those demons. Gotta stand your ground and face them. Sometimes you break, but through destruction comes a renovation. We all just trying to build a foundation. We all. We all. We all. We all just trying to build a foundation. We all. We all. We all. We all. We all just trying to build a foundation. Yeah. Liquidity dry. I couldn't quit if I tried. It's been a ride through all the waves and the tides. Little emptiness inside from all them days with the guys. Try to mask it, but I know you see the pain in his eyes. All the lows and the highs. All the gray in the sky. Every reason I should throw away and swallow my pride. All my life been like a permanent grind. I just deserve it. My shine. And you can't even tell until I push the curtains aside. Aye. And it's disturbing behind. But yo, y'all love to say it's worse in your mind. 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