2024-06-17 22-10-18

No, I just clicked the button a minute ago. If? Why? It's just spelled Y because I don't fucking even know what it is. Great, which one though? Even the fucking, the weird Jaden Smith versions? What about the next Friday Kid where that chick came in? If Miyagi's not in it, you know, I'm not down with it, you know what I'm saying? That was with, uh, what's his face, uh, Shia LaBeouf, right? Wait, it was a book? Oh, dude, I love, there's lots of, too, it's one of my favorite movies of all time. I mean, lots of chicks like it. Uh, dude, my wife didn't even know what it was. Like, dude, it's not a chick flick. Andre the Giant's in the movie. And Diana Jones, number 13. It's pretty good. Oh, I'm, you haven't seen Chronicles of Narnia? Alright, so question one, why do you hate the Goonies? What? Get out of here. Dude, you would love that. Like, it's amazing, dude. Like, better than a lot of the Spider-Man movies in general. Yeah, like, it's, yeah, it's that good. I put it at the top of your list. Good movie. Oh, they're making Moana, they're making Moana 2. Yeah. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Dude, Dougie Doug, man. Which one? The one from the 60s? Oh, fuck, that one's terrible, dude. Just throw that one out. Oh, no, but I like the 1991. John Leguizamo? Oh, he was great. He was a fantastic Luigi. Except it didn't make sense why he was so, like, why Luigi was so small. Yeah, because John Leguizamo was not tall. Watch him every Christmas. That's great, dude. Oh, yeah, John Candy? Hell, yeah, dude, classic. They just came out with, what was it, Kung Fu Panda 4, I think was the one they just came out with? It's been going on for way too long, I think. With the dog? Yeah, that was pretty good. No, get out of here. What the fuck is wrong with you? Puss in Boots? Yeah, Puss in Boots was, yeah, but he was only good because of Shrek. Because he was funny in Shrek, so he got his own spinoff. Antonio Banderas? I thought it was terrible, by the way. I thought it was terrible. Steve Martin? Speaking of, have you ever seen the Prince of Persia movie? Jake Gyllenhaal? You didn't think it was good? I thought it was pretty decent. It gave me a lot of nostalgia from the early Prince of Persia games. That was like 2010, wasn't it? Yeah. Nothing. It really wasn't bad. It was all right. It's kind of like watching The Blind Side. Have you ever seen The Blind Side? Yeah, it's like that type of movie. No, where it's supposed to be more like, no, he had talent. He was just tiny. He had heart. Heart outweighs talent every time. Take your heart out, you put it in your left shoulder, take your lungs out, put it in your right, and then you can't breathe anymore. Have you seen it? A long time ago. It's animated, right? I actually thought Minions was better than the Despicable Me ones, where it's just all the Minions for the entire movie. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Yeah, it fucked up. Yeah, the 2017 Beauty and the Beast was the one with Hermione, right? Hermione Granger. Okay. Yeah, see, I was always partial to like, because there was Rookie of the Year and then, you know, Little Big League. Remember Little Big League? They were all like the same movie, though. It felt pretty good, though. It didn't feel as good. Okay. Little Giants is good. Is that a porno? That's a good one. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of the reboot. You know how they did a reboot on Disney Plus? Yeah, exactly, because it was terrible. Nobody knew. The Friendly Ghost? That's PG? Okay. Oh, maybe I'm thinking about Basketball Diaries. Never mind. Flight of the Navigator is actually pretty sci-fi, so that's why. It was pretty good. I suppose you've heard of like half of these, but I don't think I've ever seen this without having kids. You know the one thing that I didn't like about Never Ending Stories? They made a fucking sequel. Yeah, I know, but it was the Never Ending Story, but it actually ended, and then they made a fucking sequel to make you think that it didn't. Yeah, I remember that. Little Women was fucked up, wasn't it? Wasn't it like about witches? No, that was Little Witches. Never mind. God makes you feel like, who the fuck is putting these lists together? Sister Act's not on there? Where's Sister Act? Come on. Sister Act 2? Urkel? What was that? TMNT? The original? Yeah. Big fan. You know who Shredder was? Kevin Nash. Big sexy baby. Yeah. Yeah. Macaulay Culkin? Fucked up, man. Get stung by a bee. He loves honey. Such a dumb movie. That is so dumb. That was Jim Carrey. Oh, I like Sean Connery. Johnny Five, I'm alive. Little Penguin, right? Zathura, right? Zathura, right? Let's see. Yeah. There's a lot of weird movies, man. As much as I'd like to hate Jake Gyllenhaal, he's a good fucking actor, man. I don't know. He's just a fucking weird dude. He's played a lot of good roles, though. Scoob. Is that Scooby-Doo? Yeah, yeah. It's one of the newer ones that they made. Yeah. Yeah. I think I stopped watching Angelina Jolie movies after the breast reduction. Yeah. It's tragic. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be back in a minute.