Beat It Chick

Yeah Three two one No Three two one Yes Oh So Three two one Yeah Black trump Yeah Life is good. No complaints another day above ground No, he's he's Ohtani he's Ohtani when he's when he's in pain when he's in pain he switches up You know he he he he has four days rest he does he just he just pitches on the fifth day Yeah Yeah, avoid tommy john surgery Superman Through the building it was like I wonder if that's that's the entrance when when the leprechaun shows up So So I don't think it's a shocker. Honestly Yeah, I don't think it was a surprise I think the fact that He was keeping it hush hush is the problem Yeah And it's it's hurt him it's hurt him Professionally because I think that's the reason why he's not in the nba and that's the reason why he didn't make the top 75 list So I think like the way when he came into the nba, even though he was what 18 or 19 he was He was 18 he had a completely different image he was a sheltered preacher's son so I think like as the years going by and he had his first child with royce reed when he was like 22 23. Yeah, when it was like 22 or 23 so everybody started getting on him about that the fact that oh, you're a preacher's son and Yeah, you're having a child out of wedlock at 22 23, and then he Yeah, he's got five kids by five different baby mamas So Hmm So Ah So Hmm Yep So But that didn't just happen with like nerds like was it tara lowens and chad johnson They both were saying the same thing as far as being athletes or was it just teo? Yeah, where the where you know, he he grew up in the community where it was primarily And then when he um bulked up and you know became You know an amazing athlete And he started um, you know getting more attention from white women the black women You know felt the kind of way about it and he was like you didn't want me when when I was a skinny tall nerdy dude Now that i'm a hall of fame athlete you complaining because of my my choice of dating Tara lawrence I mean he still had a a borderline hall of fame career Who you So P and eight ball and mjg um Scarface Hmm I mean I kind of I kind of disagree with the the um meme though I don't think that I mean i'm saying from the nerds perspective the nerd isn't going to say He's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not Going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say He's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say he's not going to say Hmm I thought it was ridiculous because that's definitely not my mindset Beat it chick beat it chick Oh Um So So I mean, I think in some cases we would always um punch above our weight class You know so, um In that respect. Yeah, I I mean most guys would want to go after the baddest You know chicks in the school and all of that and not everyone's going to be successful. So yeah when the tables turn you know, yeah, you're gonna be like And I was one of the ones I was crushing on back in high school Now now she's a little vulnerable So Yeah Now, I mean I yeah, I think like with um Like especially the ones that you know, stay back home. It's like they're um, their pool is shallow as far as You know the fish that they can catch So yeah, like they're pretty much Fishing in that small batch like their hometown and people they went to school with of course They're going to see some of those classmates that go off and do amazing things and say when they return for homecoming uh or other events You know, there's an opportunity to try to reel one of those guys in And they're going to pounce on it So So So So So No So So So Lucky yeah, yeah, you can't you can't let something go after 25 years Yeah Well, she's in jail now Yeah Okay Hmm Hmm Hmm So So So Oh Hmm Yeah, you yeah Uh Um Um Yeah, I mean I think you know There's like a redemption tour or an award tour um Phase for all of us where you know, you know, we feel like I mean, I wouldn't mind it. It's like just another what? um Carrot carrot on the top Uh What Yeah, I mean Yeah, yeah So Yeah last teases Yeah So And it's like, you know johnny manziel may His career might not have panned out You know post college football, but he's still a heisman trophy winner. That's never going to disappear That's never going off his resume. So some of these people will have legendary statuses like even if um They went down with their trajectory dipped tremendously You know post our time together. So like why not why not just You know do that just to say like I I have that heisman trophy winner under my belt You know So So So So Yeah Yeah So Yeah I mean even in the What first 48 or snapped episode? I mean she had she had looked good and then when they when they caught her in her orange jumpsuit He's like what who the hell is that it didn't even look like the same person She has um, they have to phone in they have to phone in for her to participate So Hold it down for me send send send some money in my commissary while y'all at it Run So Yeah, like my classmates for the most part Most of the most of the female ones you know, they haven't gone downhill some of my um male classmates like they're the ones that you know feeling hard times losing teeth and and and having other health setbacks, but You ain't got no teeth you got you just got fangs like I can't even understand what you're saying So You know So Oh, okay So I mean At the end of day at the end of day I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I So So So So Well, that's what I introduced myself as for this episode I mean, I enjoy being black trump. I enjoy I enjoy that more than being latroy gardner on this show So i'm going to stick with black trump on this show So So So I mean you should have put some booty. You should have put some booty shake on you should put some go sound djs on you I don't i'm just saying That's crazy like them parties used to be out and you'd be at a be at a high school party and they're playing all that Oh, well, I went here scrub the ground and shake what your mama gave you and all of that And just lean up against the wall Oh, I mean they wasn't playing crucial conflict in the club He's a crucial conflict So Hmm Hmm Yeah Yeah, and I think that's the the main point there is I think in a lot of a lot of the cases like there might have been a lack of confidence or Um, you know your game hasn't been refined yet like you were you were still shooting in the gym trying to perfect that jump shot and then it took a few years for you to Kind of get it down and feel confident taking it in clutch moments. So um Yeah, so I mean I think that was probably the main issue was like I I didn't have my game up the par at the point and I was skinny I mean, I was always i've always been cool. I just was skinny. I probably wasn't As attractive as I am now, so I mean So No, I was about to say if they're in your hometown then that's not saying much Oh All right, child together take anything, huh The better They were they were in middle school So Yeah Yeah It sound like it Yeah That boy's been dying the entire episode So Yeah So So I I still think it's it's kind of Just looking at it from this like realistic prism of We enter high school And we're crushing on juniors and seniors They're not going to be interested in us nine times out of ten as we continue the Through our high school journey. We become the hunters and You know the ones that Two or three grades behind us They want us as well and it's just easy for us to get them. So those tables turn but of course if you're trying as a 14 15 year old trying to Smash a 17 18 year old that got their own car and that could date a 21 year old You're not going to be successful. So it was just the fact that we were as I said earlier punching above our weight class I feel So So Because like my senior year when I went to the prom as a senior it was hard for me to find someone to go with because I was like man, I have to I have to pick someone from My class or younger instead of you know, someone older so that was like a challenge I felt So So So Yeah You No, I want you to be the same person you've been with everybody else so I don't want you to change, you know, I want to be another victim for you Hi Hi chick not by chick Yeah, I don't want to have a baby Oh, okay So So So So So Mm-hmm Mm-hmm from my uncle CJ. Come on Mm-hmm Mm-hmm But I think that um that's why when when there's always this debate about whether nice guys finish last I think that It's a very short-sighted Perspective because I think it all evolves like Like The guy that's the most popular one in high school or the one that's selling drugs and all that they have their time then but after a while they're either going to continue to mess with women that aren't going to elevate them or they're going to you know seek self-destruction and They're no longer going to be in that pool So the guy that's been a nerd throughout high school and like I said continuing to evolve Their time is going to come they're not going to be the one that misses out on On the many blessings that are out there they're going to have their time to shine and everybody's going to want them and In my opinion nice guys win in the end because of that in the long run and have a longer shelf life You Must have a list You want to rub this in on somebody This entire show you just been having the one-liners waiting in the chamber I Honestly wasn't really dissed I honestly wasn't really dissed that much like in high school or anything, but I mean So You got you got a bone to pick with them, too You Well Well, if we if we have time, you know something has been on my brain for a while. So like The lazy smash like what are you most guilty of as far as a lazy smash? So like, um Do you be like butt naked with your shirt on Or do you like leave your clothes on your ankles and then you have to do the george jefferson strut Or do you just use the um stick your thing through your box or the peephole? Which one are you like most guilty of? All three So So So Hmm So Hmm So Hmm You