Pody Special

same job both. Hey diddly doo guys it's Jeff and it's Ross and we're back again for another episode of the potty yeah this is a special it is a special one this is um one that's gonna just get a little midweek yes midweek check-in this one will be plonked midweek meetup midweek meetup they call it a little um a little betrayed little single shindig that's what we're going with. I don't know where you're going with that, I couldn't follow that. Let's just get a couple questions up here actually yeah I figured we yeah go for a couple um well while you look those up I was gonna ask you I've seen this done on another potty and I've been going to actually ask you this because I don't know no I will not marry you Russell I wasn't going to ask you that okay nice nice and future reference um yeah what I want to ask is do you have any little quirks or potty tricks that no one really knows about only you can do that is it that is a very interesting question it is hey um let me think for a second well I think do you have any that comes to mind I can turkey gobble. You can turkey gobble? I can turkey gobble. I think you need to show the listeners your turkey gobble. I sometimes chase around the wild lamb budgies at CS on a weekend and I'll do my turkey gobble. Do your turkey gobble for the the audience here. Are you sure I don't want to hear my turkey gobble. Call those turkeys. I want to see a flock of turkeys running on the horizon. You're going to hear them stampede. There's four words going to rumble. There's going to be a. Here they come. Here they come. You've got to do the head shake. You've got to get the cheeks wobbling. That's good. That's good. That's my little potty trick. That's a little potty trick. It's a bit strange but it works. What's my potty trick? Do I even have a potty trick? One day you'll get there. I don't think I have a potty trick. You know one thing I've always been obsessed with though? What's that? Hot dog eating competition. Tell me you don't watch American movies and sit and chow down on the dogs. I've seen it. It's so terrible. It's just terrible. I've seen it but I don't know it just doesn't. I would beat it. I'd be slotting them down and then I'd get my bread and I'd put it in the water, the cup of water there and stir it around into like a protein and just scull that. That's disgusting. That's what you do. You have to do it. That's what you have to do to win. Would you eat the roll with the dog? Well aren't you meant to? Isn't that part of the whole thing? But the idea is that you get it quicker by putting your bread in the water. Oh okay. I thought you were talking about putting your hot dog, your actual sausage in the water. That is disgusting dude. Your actual hot dog in the water. That would be a good idea. That's a terrible idea. Don't you ever try that. If you chop, okay hold on. They put the bread in there, stir it up and scull it. Why don't you just put the hot dog in there with it? We're not having this conversation right now that I'm not. That is literally the most best way to eat a dog. That is the worst way. That's disgusting dude. What are you going to do? I'm not condoning this conversation. I'm ready to change the subject. If you could eat any inedible object, what would it be? I reckon a plate. Because think of it this way. You're having a meal right? And it's a good meal. You're loving your meal and you don't want it to end. You just get to eat the plate with it. And you know what the other pro is? You don't have to do the washing up. Okay. I'm with you on that one. You've stolen my heart. So you won't marry me. I think that one thing that's a benefit of that is when you're licking your plate clean. You don't need to lick it anymore. You just bite into it. That's pretty good. It says if you could safely eat any so I suppose that's good. But think about the crunch of the glass. I don't know. I'm imagining it more like, I don't know. Think of it as a biscuit. It's just like a really tough cookie. It's a granny cookie. This is probably a little bit controversial to some extent. But I would eat a dishwashed tablet. People have done it in the past as a joke. And we do not condone that because that is dangerous. But when you look at it, it has all the little capsules of all the little flavours. I'd squeeze that. I'd squeeze all the weird things. But imagine biting into that and it pops in your mouth. Or styrofoam pellets. Tell me you've never wanted one of those. Okay, I've wanted one of those. Little packing peanuts. They look like Cheetos. Maybe you'll like Cheetos. Just buy Cheetos. You've got to eat inedible objects. Do you reckon maybe if you chose a big thing it could last you ages? Like if you just chose the whole fridge. Like this table. This question says if you could safely eat any inedible object, what would it be? I don't think it's saying it'd be delicious. I think it'd taste the exact same way. You wouldn't say I'd eat a trash can or anything. That's not what I was going to say. I would eat the bass guitar. I don't think Mr. Day would be too happy if I said that. It's like the whole don't eat my homework kind of thing. What happened to the bass guitar? I just made it. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. What else do we got? Let's go weird. Wait, go back up. I saw one. Wait, where was it? Was it the world one? No, no, no. It was about how do you get motivated or something. Hold on. You've been teleported to the middle ages. How do you make a living there? Blacksmith. No way. That's sick. I'm a blacksmith. Those things are sick. I'd be a witch doctor. You just get to make up all weird concoctions and then some people die. Some people live. Hey, win. Don't you ride around on like a broomstick and wear a weird hat or something like that? What? No. They're not witch doctors. They got burnt, didn't they? No, no. Those are just witches. They're just witches. Actually, they're not witch doctors. I know they were witch doctors or something like that. They give you a frog and they say eat this and it might heal you or it might kill you. Yeah, exactly. It's like your last option. Have you ever played Bit Life? Bit Life, yeah. Bit Life, whenever you get some terminal illness, you have to go to the witch doctor. And it's a 50-50 chance. Isn't there like those jelly beans where it could either be like vanilla or dishwashing soap? Oh, the jelly belly? No. That's a brand. No, no, no. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I need a little spin wheel. We should do that. We should do that on the potty. That's a good idea. That'd be great. Yeah, it's like vomit or green apple. Mmm, green apple. Mmm, vomit. But I'd definitely be a blacksmith. I reckon I'd be a sick guy. No, I was joking about being a witch doctor. I reckon I'd be a blacksmith, yeah. Like the big anvils and the big hammer blades with swords and they have like the real big moustache and they're just big stocky guys. And they're bald and they've got this big stache. Yeah, they're like built. Yeah, they're fat. Built. They're fat. They're big. Or you could just be a king and live a life. That's a good point. You've already got the money there. But kings like always risked being overthrown. That's true. Like they're the ones that die if they all come in. Just be the squire. I'd be a jester. Do the jester. That'd be the best. I'd be a jester, 100%. You already are a jester. Thank you. That's right. We can both be jesters. Imagine us being jesters in the king's court. That would be sick. He'd die of laughter. Then someone would have to take his place. He'd be dead. Die of laughter. Alright, next question is, what looks easy peasy lemon squeezy but is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult? That's so good. I'm actually going to remember that. Easy peasy lemon squeezy but is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. That's such a good question, dude. I don't know. Do you want to kick us off with that one? I'll kick us off. I think something that looks lemon easy peasy squeezy. That's a really good question. What looks easy but is hard? Having a functioning relationship. That's really deep. I was trying to think of something not so deep. I mean, yeah, you're not wrong. What looks easy but is actually pretty hard? I've done that. I'm getting there. It looks pretty easy but it's actually not. That's actually a good point. That's a good point. Another thing, actually, I think is driving through the forest each morning, you watch videos of those rally car races who literally... Have you seen the ones of the spectators where the spectators follow and the cars literally... I think I brought it up with you a while back but there's that video of a rally car and it's on a cliff and the road bends around in kind of a U shape. So it goes straight, goes into a U and then goes straight again. And this car loses control on one end of this thing, clears this massive gap across this cliff and makes it onto the other side and just keeps going. Well, but not in the face. It just keeps going. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I do not get it. It is pretty crazy, hey? Insane, man. I don't know. I've heard there are a lot of things that are easy peasy lemon squeezy but they're just not. But they're actually difficult, difficult, lemon difficult. Exactly right, yeah. You know what's actually a great quote that my grandpappy told me? Your grandpappy? Is this Brian Coles? Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. The early worm gets the bird. The early worm gets the bird. That is such a good one, hey? That is a testimony to my life. I'm the best early morning person. No you're not. No you're not. Russell is a late night man. I'm the only early person that I know, dude. Like, there's no one actually, except for Andy. Except for Andy, I'm the only person that I know that would willingly and happily get up at 5 o'clock in the morning. You actually are the only early person I know. Yeah, right. Yeah. That's your party trick. That's my other party trick. Yeah, I can get up at 5 o'clock in the morning. And you can, like, you can get the markers on everyone's car. Yeah, I was just going to say that, dude. I was just going to say that. That's your party trick. I'll go outside and put everyone's wipers up on their cars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very good, hey? Let's have a look at... Best topping for ice cream. Okay, best topping for ice cream. Caramel. I'm a simple man. Strawberry, strawberry actually. Strawberry's good. I was going to say, honestly, I love a good chocolate sauce with banana. Banana slices and chocolate sauce, it's good. No. Yeah, that's it. No. That's it. Have you tried it? No. Yeah. Strawberry's pretty good. I love strawberry. I'll pack strawberry. Actually, touching on that. So, strawberry milk, banana milk. The ingredients in that is like milk, sugar, flavour. And, like, you drink strawberry milk, that doesn't taste like a strawberry, does it? Not really, no. Do you reckon it has any remote relation? I don't think so. Like, what, who decided that was strawberry milk? Is it just the colour? No, I think they tried to recreate the flavour, like, but it's, I don't know. To be honest, I reckon strawberry milk strayed, like, a long way from what it used to probably, like, was originally. Do you reckon they ever had actual strawberry milk, though? Like, did they ever, like, blend up strawberries in milk? Probably not. I don't know. I just don't think that would have happened. Actually, no. Well, yeah, you do, because I do it all the time, like, when I make, like, smoothies or berry smoothies. Like, you just chuck the strawberries in, chuck milk in, chuck ice cream in, and then you've got yourself a strawberry smoothie. It's not strawberry milk, though, is it? No, but it's... It sounds pretty nice, actually. It's pretty much the same thing. That actually does sound pretty nice. It is good. I love it. But I suppose banana milk is actually pretty similar. Like, banana milk... Yeah, well, I do. Banana smoothies are the best. They're just the bomb. No, but, like, banana milk in general. Like, the store-bought banana milk. That tastes like banana. I couldn't... I don't think I've ever bought banana milk. Really? No. Banana milks are good. That's my childhood. Really? Yeah, I used to have banana milks all the time. And I reckon banana milk tastes like banana milk. My mum used to just make me smoothies, dude. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Like, all the time I made stuff. You know what doesn't taste like it, though, remotely? Lime. You ever had, like, a lime milkshake or something? No. You've never had a lime milkshake? I've had, like, lime soda drinks and stuff, but not the milkshake. Lime milkshake. No, they don't taste anything like lime. They're like a sweet lullaby. How do they make that? Yeah, I can imagine. Let me tell you, though, something that has been spectacular. Aeroplane. They recently just released, um... Well, not recently. I suppose probably a week or two. But they released their, um, milk. Oh, yeah. Like the jelly company, Aeroplane. Yeah, the jelly Aeroplane. Yeah. Yeah, right. There's lemon jelly flavoured milk, mango flavoured jelly milk, and raspberry flavoured jelly milk. Now, I've tried two of the three. I've tried raspberry, and I thought that'd be the best one. It was terrible. It was god-awful. It was bad. And then I tried the mango one, and I was hooked. It is literally, like, a light mango taste and, like, a milky texture. Beautiful. It's actually really good. We should get it one more time. Mango's picked, though. Like, mango. Anything mango is just... Mango is really nice, hey? So good. It's really nice when you get, like, the squares on it. You cut the squares out of it, and you turn the inside out. Yeah. It's so messy when you're cutting it up, though, hey? Yeah. Like, it's so juicy. Well, it's annoying as well, because then you're left with the core, and you have to air around the core that's, like, got the mango. But, like, I wish it was just permanently, like, just the skin. Like, where you get the squares, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be good to just, like, cleanly cut it in half, and then just... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because then, like, you're sitting there with, like, the seeds. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's messy, but it's cool. It's worth it. It's worth it. But we definitely need to try our mango jelly milk. Yeah, for sure. And for any of you guys listening, 100%. Go to your local Woolworths. Not Coles. Here we go. Not Coles, because we don't like Colesians. Just for the record, Justin works at Woolies, baby. He's doing his little spiel. He's paid for this. This is what I... It's a paid sponsorship. Paid revenue. Um... Do you have a favourite dinosaur? Conker Bison. T-Rex. Actually, to be honest, I love the long-necked things. The long-necked... You know those... Like Brontosaurus or something? Yeah, they eat, like, the trees on the top of the mountains. Even Velociraptors are sick. They are. Oh, you know what I do like? The little, um... The little, tiny dinosaurs in the parks. Yeah, they're cool. And in Jurassic Park, that looks sick-ass, when, like, the one guy goes out and he gets picked off by all of them. Yeah, they're cool. They're pretty good. What are they called? Pterodactyls are sick, too. They are. And they fly. They do fly. They're peak. They've unlocked things. They've unlocked the next level. That's pretty... They are. Um... What's another one we can do? Um... Let's go with... Let's go with... Let's go with... Let's go with... Um... If you could live in a historical period, which one? So we kind of already touched on medieval time. Yeah. Is there any other time? I can't go past, like, I reckon the 70s or the 80s. That'd be a pretty sick time to live in. Even the 90s. Okay, that's... I respect that. I respect that. You think of, like, small surf towns today, right, and what they are. Imagine a back in the day when there were just, like, little, like, hideaways. You wouldn't even know that they were there. Like, you'd just go along the coast, and you'd just come across these, like, little beaches and stuff that they're untouched by man. Yeah. And you just go out. You can actually camp on the beach. Like, there's no restrictions or anything. It's just there, and it's just... Yeah, okay. I respect that. There's combis everywhere, and all the old cars and stuff. Yeah, exactly. I would go back to, um, to Roman time. Roman time? That, I reckon that was... I would want to be someone living in Rome. And that just... Go back to Jerusalem when Jesus was around. That'd be pretty sick. That would be pretty cool, actually. Just see the man himself. Shake his hand. Shake his hand, put some palm leaves down for his donkey. No, I reckon, like, when, um, like, that whole, like, Sparta thing was going on with the Antheans and stuff like that. Like, Antheans? Or the Anthans? The other ones are in Greece, I think. Athens. Athens. Athens is the place. That is the, like, capital of Greece. So that was the, that was the, actually, you know, Sparta versus Athens, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were called the Athenians. Mmm, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've... I love that, this time. That'd be sick. When they had the Colosseum, and, like, all of that sort of stuff, like... That'd be sick. That's actually something I've never... Carriot racing. Yes. That would be cool. That's something I've never pieced together, like... What's that? Families would take their kids to a Colosseum to watch a man get ripped apart by a lion. That's just the society they lived in. It's crazy, hey? It is. Like, that's just... Now that's not socially acceptable. No kidding. Well done, Justin. I don't think... The guy who does legal studies. Yeah. I think, I think. Yeah, that was fun. But, um... You and me face it off right now. The dogs outside. But, yeah, no, it's just... I reckon it'd be so sick. And, like, back then when it was, like, a bustling community, like, you know, it had, like, all the little, like, tent... Like, their shops were markets. Yeah. Like, that's what their shop system was. What I appreciate in, like, the older, like, those periods is that everything was, like, properly handmade and stuff. Yeah. You know? Whereas now everything is, like, mass produced and there's not much care that goes into anything that's made. Yeah, it's all just made in China. Yep. That's it. Like, and so, yeah. That is true. And, like, a lot of it was, like, woven baskets and stuff like that. Yeah. All that sort of stuff, which is pretty good. Made in Australia. Made in Australia. This bottle of mocha right here is made in Australia. That's so good, hey. It's good to see. Yeah. I've always thought, though, like, think about all the things that, like, we used to do in Australia, like, manufacturing-wise and stuff. And now, like, what are we known for? Ugg boots and Akubra hats. If we ever go to war we're going to be riding kangaroos in battle with Ugg boots and Akubra hats on. And everyone else is going to be there with all their, like, all their, like, military stuff. Yeah, we're going to have, like, we're going to have handmade whips, Akubra hats and Ugg boots. Yeah, exactly. What else do we have? Mocha, apparently. Yeah, mocha, dead. We're dead. We'll be so high on caffeine that we're just going to be like, whoo-hoo. When they fall asleep we strike. We'll whistle. We hit them with our slides. We smack them on the head. With the slides. Yeah, it'll be funny. Yeah, that's so good. Anyway, we'll wrap this one up. Yeah. It's been a pretty good chat, though. Yeah, you know what? We did it again, though. We did. We didn't pray. We're pretty good at this, aren't we? No, we're bad at it. We're bad at praying at the start. We're not good at praying at the end. We're bad at praying at the start. Wait. You're bored? No, I'm not following. But anyway, I'll close it for it. You close. Next time I'm going to pray to begin with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do that. Let's do that. Alright. Dear Lord, thank you for this time. Thank you for letting us get together and have a convo. Lord, I pray that we can enjoy our lives wherever we're at in it. Lord, I pray that we can know that you are there with us. You can reveal yourself to us in different ways. Lord, I pray that we can enjoy whatever's to come and just live in the moment. Lord, I pray that this podcast can continue to prosper. Lord, you can help me and Russell to have some good laughs and good times and provide you guys with a bit of entertainment. Lord, I pray that any trials we have coming up in life, whether they be physical or what's the word? What? Any trials we have coming up, Lord, you can be there for us for them. In your gracious name. Amen. Amen. What is that? Like a symbol? No. Okay, so I'm saying whether it be physical trials or like, they're not physical trials. They're like trials to come. Like trials to... And we'll wrap that podcast up right there. My name is Gus. And I'm Russ. And that's the end of the potty. See you guys. Catch us later.