The Real Argyles Commm

Um, yeah, yeah, oh, better get up now and put on my boring, white, non-exciting socks. Every day it's the same thing with those socks. They taste great! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hold on there, little joe-ho-goo. I'm tired of little, boring, white, non-exciting, two-socks as much as you are. Some people say they go with black. Yeah, because that's a little cool. That's a little hip. You know what you need? Argyles. Argyleas? No. Argyles. Argyles. Argyles. I'll say it one more time. Argyles. I'm wearing them right now. That is the way to go. Listen to me, because I am always right and I never lie. Take my word for it. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! You know what I'm going to do for you, Joe-ho-goo? I'm going to take the socks off my feet, personally, and give them to you. Here you go! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!