FirstEpsiode

The speaker introduces themselves as Maurice and announces their new podcast called "Moe Shit with Maurice." They mention that the podcast will cover topics like friendships, sex, family dynamics, pop culture, and life experiences from a Gen Z perspective. Maurice is a 20-year-old college student trying to figure out their path in life. They express excitement about having listeners join them on this journey and mention that the next episode will be longer and may feature a special guest. Maurice invites listeners to send in questions about friendships for a future episode and talks about a game they created called "A Bowl of Shit," which involves answering "would you rather" questions. Maurice shares a personal story about dancing at a party and expresses their enjoyment of seeing people have a good time. They answer a couple of "would you rather" questions, including one about being in jail or in a coma. Maurice concludes by thanking listeners for tuning in and looks forward to the n What's up party people? Actually cannot wait to figure out how to do like adding special effects and noise and shit because we really going to be popping. But what's up y'all and welcome to Moe Shit with Maurice. That is the name of my podcast y'all. I am your host Maurice and with this podcast we're going to have so much fun. We're going to talk about friendships, sex, family dynamics, sex, pop culture, sex, and life experiences all through a Gen Z's perspective. And did I mention we're going to talk about sex? Yes y'all. We are going to cover it all. I am your host like I said. I'm Maurice. I am a 20 year old junior in college. I'm a business major. So boring y'all. But I'm a business major and I'm trying to figure out my way in life. I'm trying to figure out what I want to do after college. What I want to do at this very moment. And I can't wait to have y'all along with me on this journey. We're going to have so much fun. You guys are going to get to know me on a deeper level. We're going to laugh. We're going to cry. And we're going to do it all together on this podcast. Y'all I'm so freaking excited. Next episode it's going to be way longer. I really hope to have a really special guest on here with us. Well she's special to me. And next week we're going to talk about friendships. We're going to talk about how we became friends. The ups and downs of friendships. Friends with benefits. And I really want you guys to feel a part of the conversation. So hit me up on Instagram at LookingTheNumber4.Maurice. And DM me the questions that you guys want me to answer about friendships. Let me know about a sticky situation with you and a friend. And I can give you guys my opinion on how to resolve this debacle. Even if you want me to bash a friend to the white meat. I would do that. Yeah. I'm talking about you Rashad. And you Kevin. Oh shit. That kind of got personal. But yeah. So moving right along. I want to introduce you guys into this game that I created called A Bowl of Shit. Now this game is a game that we're going to play throughout this entire series. And it's basically would you rather questions. But I wanted to put a little spin onto it. Once I have different guests on this series the questions are going to get more risque. So if that's not your thing you don't got to listen. You know. But if that's your thing have fun with us. So right now I do have a bowl of different questions. And I'm going to answer a few. So the first question is would you rather be forced to sing along or to dance to every single song you hear. I would rather dance to every song. Only because I'm that person where like if I'm at a party and let's say the party is dead like people are just in their groups. They're not like dancing. They're not having fun. You can just see like everybody's just there. I'm that person that would get up and dance. I'm that person that would bring you to the dance floor and literally just make a fool of ourselves. But like I would remember. I can remember. It was literally this time last year that my friends and I went to Maryville University. And they were having like a like week first week get together party. And so we went and soon as we get there like to the door. This girl that I met this girl that I went to middle school with she came out and was just talking to me. And she was just saying like oh the party is dead. Yada yada yada. I'm a person where like I have to experience stuff for my own. You know what I mean. Like I just can't take other people's opinions on something. So I have to experience it for myself. So I bought like the little file that I was taking me and my friends and we went in there and that's exactly what it was. It wasn't nobody dancing. But mind you we had some drinks and us y'all. And so I started dancing. Literally I kid you not. I got on top of the stage where the DJ was and was like dancing. People was hyping me up. We start forming these like circles or whatever. And like I was in the middle of dancing. It was just so funny. This is what this is what I imagine. Like I just enjoy seeing people having a good time. Would you rather be in jail for 5 years or be in a coma for a decade? Damn. That's deep. That's deep. I guess I'd rather be in jail. Because shit you get to eat. And you get to eat. I think you get television time. I get those visits. A coma for a decade. That's 10 years. I don't think I could do that. I don't think I could do that. I don't think I could do that. I mean I guess. I mean y'all. I got to stay in between this time frame. But like I said. Next week y'all. We're going to have a longer episode. A more in depth episode. As I should say. And I can't wait. I can't wait for y'all to be on this journey with me. Again like I said. My name is Maurice. I'm your host. And thank you for tuning in to the first episode. Of Moe Shit With Maurice. Well I think I really need to add like an intro song and an exit song. I think that would be really dope. But see y'all next week. Peace.