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Welcome back to the 7D show! Ah, the crowd here is amazing tonight. I bet you're all so excited to meet my guest, Romeo Montague! Give it up for him, give it up! Woo! Alright, my man, my man. Welcome to my crib. What's crackin'? Tell me about your night with this stone fox Juliette. Dude, I saw her boogying at her pad. She was the most foxy mom I've ever seen. Man, that must have been slammin'. So what happened next? You know, so I went up to her, took her hand, so we could groove, you know? Show me how you got down. Hey! Silky silky, my boy! Yeah, you know what I mean. So tell me, you're 20. Where'd you take her? Where'd you get groovies, you know what I mean? You pickin' up what I'm puttin' down? You know, I just took her out, spun her around, just tryin' to see how she feelin' me. Well, I know that all might have been far out, but I know a little somethin' somethin'. Give me a 20. I heard you and that little ray of sunshine got down. A little kiss ain't hurt nobody. Well, young blood, I heard old Tibbet was givin' you a hairy eyeball. You know, I was just tryin' to choose flower power. Catch my drift. Drift is caught, my boy. I got a little surprise for you, young blood. Really? Let's get this stone fox... Juliet! What's crackin', Juliet? Oh, you know, just the use. What's on your mind? This young blood, but I don't know his name. So tell me your side of the story. Tell me the skinny. You know, I was just groovin' in my sweet threads, you know? I see, I see. Tell me how you felt about these three... About these threads, Romeo. I was just gettin' groovy. You see how this foxy mama was feelin'? Mama was feelin' good. So what's the plan now? You finna lock down? I was thinkin'... How was the kiss? Let's get to that! I was stoked. It was incredible. I mean, this man can kiss! Ah, you get me. So frazzled. You ripple my feathers. All righty, lovebirds. Let's keep this PG. We'll see you next time on The 70's Show! Up next on The 70's Show, we have a... Capulet Montague affair. And not these youngins.