jamela jamil part 1

The speaker discusses their frustration at work and their difficulty with stairs. They talk about the challenges of designing a house with complicated stairs and express their desire to not have ADHD. They also mention the importance of structural engineers in ensuring building stability. The conversation then shifts to discussing a celebrity named Jameela Jamil and her alleged history of exaggerating health issues. The speaker finds it amusing and points out the irony of Jameela using her alleged Munchausen syndrome for good by advocating against diet culture. They mention a compilation of Jameela's exaggerated claims and find it humorous. The conversation ends with a mention of another celebrity, Hilaria Baldwin, and their funny accent controversy. Okay. Incredible. Oh. Yeah. I think so. Hold on. Let me... Okay. I'm recording as well. I think there's going to be about 12 seconds of weird audio before I started saying I'm recording, just so you know. I'm good. I was a little frustrated at work, but here we are and things are better. Yeah, my dad boss. No, it's stairs. Stairs are really complicated for me. Yeah, and this client really wants this quirky, whimsical house with all these funky stairs that are curved and it's complicated. And I have trouble with normal stairs. I get really fixated. I spend way too long on it. So this is just a little black hole of time for me. It is cool. It is. I'm complaining about nothing. I'm more frustrated with myself because I would love to not have ADHD where I either hyper fixate or if I could time manage, that would be awesome, but it's just not in my nature. So, but it's alright. It's stairs. Yeah, no. But I feel like you do have math. You went to business school. Do you math there? Yeah, I think we just need simple math. Like I divide and multiply. All right. Oh, yeah. Some buildings are stable. I'm sure there are some that are not, but now you need to have a structural engineer on projects. So there's like, I think they're more stable than when architects would do their own engineering. Yeah, I do. I do trust structural engineers, most of them. There's this building in San Francisco that we learned about in school, and it was a huge, it is a huge high rise, and it's thinking so much that, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like you can put a marble on one side of the apartment, it'll roll all the way to the, yeah, I know, your eyes got really wide, and they should be, it's like, and then it gets into this really litigious, like, phase where everyone's pointing fingers at one another, and, and so I can't remember if the engineer was at fault, or if it was the builder, or, it's one of the two. But I think it's ongoing. Yeah. No, I think most buildings won't collapse, I think. From what I'm seeing right behind you, your background looks pretty secure. Hmm. It's like a movie set. A lot of brick is not brick, by the way. Yeah, yeah. Oh, there you go. Well, money bricks live. Masonry is expensive. Yeah, the labor behind it is expensive. Thank you. I'm sorry, I didn't even ask you. How are you? What are you doing? Yeah. I was going to ask, because there's a lot of brick in Boston, so. I wish I could do nothing all the time. Yeah. That's a great schedule. Sure can. We sure can. Okay, my story this week, or my lukewarm gossip, whatever, is sort of dabbling in your area of expertise. It's sort of celebrity. Well, I know for a fact that you follow this person that I'm about to reference, because I'm looking at it right now. Oh. We've actually never met. Yeah. Good for Kyle for finding himself, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd think, but it's actually just, like, bolstered his optimism. I know. I thought for sure it would, too, because I was like, oh, like, you've lived a lovely, charmed life on the island, raising your two daughters, working in construction, and he's like, to me, he's like 6'4". I actually don't know his height, but he's a big guy, and he's, like, just so sweet, and he loves it. He was like, this is what I'm meant to be doing through my retirement, which I'm like, that's not retirement, but he loves it so much. But no, he's like, I love my job. Yeah. So that's, yeah, he's like, I just love to travel. I've been sitting on beaches. I've been going on hikes. Like, yeah, he loves it. Yeah, he does, like, a week on, two weeks off, a week on, two weeks off. There's some cadence to his schedule that, like, is great where he's home for, like, a long stretch of time. Yeah, good for him. But no, the person that I know you follow is Tracy Morrissey. Do you, yeah. I mean, Matt Rogers follows her. Like, she's not, like, a weird celebrity, but she's, like, a gossip celebrity. Like, a gossip, she's a writer. I don't know. Right, yeah, she's, it says writer, 129,000. Right, right. But she posted about Jameela Jameel. Yes. But because I want to do more research, and I am actually unprepared for today, but I saw that Jameela Jameel, hold on, she posted, because I also follow her. I feel like she's a good celebrity. You know, like, she means well. Jameela, I mean. Yeah, yeah. And so I'm like, I don't want to talk shit about her. Also, I was listening to the other episodes, and I'm like, oh, I just sound so judgy. But this is a gossip pod. Yeah. Okay, yes. Jameela Jameel. Jameela Jameel. She's James Blake's partner. She was on The Good Place. I never watched it. No, no, The Good Place. And I, that, yeah. Yeah, she's, that show got really popular. So she was doing like a lot of press for it. She, she's like a character, or her character in that show was like, really pampered, really pretty. And she's, I think, perhaps of Indian descent. I'm not totally sure. But she's, she is beautiful. And she has a podcast and a sort of like, a brand or group called I Weigh. And she's all for body positivity and sort of peeling back the curtain when it comes to like diet teas and all the sort of Photoshopping and imagery that comes out of Hollywood that is shaped that is shaping young minds. Yeah. Yeah. But she's unattainably beautiful, no matter, no matter who you are. Yeah. And so basically, Tracy Morrissey, a long time ago, or like a couple years ago, I think I saw this. Sort of put together a Instagram story highlight of all the times Jameela Jamil complained about her health or, or made these like, super outlandish stories about her health. Like, she broke her ass on set, and she was attacked by bees and Exactly. And, and so she has Munchausen, I think, like, she must. And so, and Munchausen is, you know, a disorder. I'm not trying to make light of that. But I think it's hilarious that a full blown celebrity has Munchausen. Like, it's so easy to debunk what you've claimed, because, like, you're a celebrity, and you there's like public record of a lot of the things that you're talking about. And then she's also charming enough that she doesn't need these stories. But the clips that Tracy has put together, like, just go watch that story highlight called JJ. It's a good, it's just a good time. It's so funny to me. It No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think like any disorder, and again, I'm not a doctor, I'm not a psychologist. I feel like there's a spectrum. Because, like, yeah, maybe she is just a pathological liar, because clearly not all of these things happened to her. And then like, but like, more, maybe a more serious case of Munchausen, like they actually do make themselves sick for attention and for medical care. Yeah. Yeah, I, well, so the reason I brought this up is because I opened my Instagram this morning, and I saw a post from Jamila Jamil from nine hours ago that says yesterday, I got the results for my bone density scan. I've been in a lot of pain lately. And it turns out 20 years of dieting has hurt my bone density, my bone density in my 30s. In my 30s, please, please, please do not let diet culture drag you to where I am. I know people think I'm annoying for going on and on about the harm of not eating enough, but no compliment I've ever received is worth the pain and regret of what happens to your body when you go when you do extreme things for fast results. My passion against diet culture is born of something that is not holier than thou and is a desperate plea for you not to end up like me, which I don't know if she did a bone density scan. I don't know her personally. But yeah, I do love that she's using her munchausen for good. Like, whoa. Yeah. She was just there for people. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, it's just, it's just so funny to me still like that. This. I don't know. So some of the other posts that just, you know, the first slide in Tracy Morrissey's little highlight of Jamila, she posts little tags of all these different articles. And can I read you these headlines? Jamila Jameel speaks out about surviving cancer twice. That's in October 2019. Jamila Jameel, being deaf as a child has given me empathy. March 2019. TV host, TV and radio host Jamila Jameel on life with coliac or celiac disease and the minefield that is food. Jamila Jameel has faced cancer and her spine damaged in an accident. 2015 Jamila Jameel revealed she has Ehlers Danlos syndrome. 2019 Jamila Jameel reveals that she tried to take her own life six years ago. That's not funny. But. And then the last one is Jamila Jameel was throwing up right before the Emmys. I was on the IV drip, blah, blah, blah. 2019. Yeah. Please. It is so, so, so funny. And there are, yeah, there are videos of the whole bee incident. And it's one bee. And it's just, I mean, I want to do a part two next time because I didn't do enough research. Before this, sorry, now I'm just going through it. And the way that Tracy, like, out, like, laid them out and does little underlined things and throws in little memes every once in a while is it's a. It's so funny. Yeah. Yeah. That is my favorite. Like, if I, if I were to have a list of YouTube videos played at my funeral, like, yeah, and I will, Hilaria would be on there being like a cucumber. How do you say cucumber. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is my favorite thing. I thought they were more New York based. Yeah. And I'm amazed and astounded by how strong the women are that are whoever's giving birth, whoever's willing to be pregnant. Godspeed. It's not me. Yeah, I feel like she was like, oh, we kicked and I was like, oh, oh my God. I was like, that's so cool. And I was like, I was not, I was definitely not about to throw up. I need to say that on record, Sarah, if you're listening. No, not at all. But I was like having an out of body experience where like I locked up, I felt like, oh my God, there's a thing inside my bread. Oh my God, her husband would have stepped in. But wait, speaking of bees, just because of Jameela Jamil, I was in a swarm of bees this weekend and came out with, I didn't take a video but I should have. So can I tell you this anecdote because it was the craziest thing that's ever happened to me. It was like locusts from that like animated movie a long time ago about like the God got mad at the, yeah, the plagues. Anyway, it was absolutely crazy. So I was in Portland at my niece's soccer game and my dad and I and my sister are sitting along the sidelines, like six inches from the sidelines and in little chairs. And then my dad answers a phone call and it starts just yammering away, talking on the sidelines and people are like screaming, like, get the ball and like go Avery. And I was like, this isn't even a great place for you to take a phone call. Like, why are you still sitting there? But my sister and I were like, go somewhere else, go somewhere else. So he did, he walked away. And that last time I saw him, I like looked over to where he was. And this elementary school play field like backed up to a chain link fence, and there was a neighborhood on the other side, but there was the remnants of maybe like an old shed or whatnot. So there was like, yeah, like, it looked like it had been gone, but it was just like a little bit of the foundation. It looked like a bench, but it was just a leftover whatever. So I turned back to the game. And then all of a sudden from that area, I hear someone scream, bees! And like, everybody gets up and starts running and my nephew is allergic. And so my, my brother in law is like, Benny, run! And everyone is like running away. And there were thousands and thousands of bees, like they were all in the air. The game had to stop, the kids had to like leave the field, and everyone's running and trying to pass like get out of the way. And so basically, this huge swarm of bees was, and it was like, buzzing was everywhere. It was passing like a cloud. And people were running in different directions. And I was like, my dad took off. My mom was staying in the middle of the bees, like, fucking Mother of Dragons shit. And she was like, they're not stinging anyone. She looked at us like we were idiots for running. And I was like, Stella. But yeah, she was like, they're not stinging, you guys are dumb. I'm going to be here just in case Ella needs me to throw my jacket over her. She was like, alone in this swarm. My niece. She was on the field. No, she's first or second grade, second grade. She just turned eight. So my mom's in the middle of the bees. And she's like, they're trying to find their new home, someone disrupted their home. And so they finally pass and everybody goes back to their seats, or like along the sidelines and the game starts again and my dad leans over and he's like, I think I started that. Yeah, and I was. Oh, he knows he did. So he was. He didn't see the beehive, but he was like leaning on that leftover foundation like leg up just on the phone like an old like an old man. And he thought, yeah, he saw and a bee buzzing around and so instead of walking away he kicked it. And then all of a sudden they all like left this hive that apparently was underground like under that foundation under that little. I know. And so, yeah, so I was in a swarm of bees and they don't care about you they're just trying to find their home. I think it's because, like, my dad ran away right like immediately, or he like kicked it and started walking away already like it wasn't like he was continually trying to like destroy their home. Yeah, maybe, like, no one was disturbing them but their home was disturbed. And, I mean, I think so. I mean, he came out unscathed. Jamila Jamil. This is my Jamila Jamil story. Or my dad's a liar, but no, we were amongst the bees. I wonder if it. Yeah, I would have tried to get that sympathy vote. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I wonder if it's in the news from, from Oregon City. Oh no, that was from, well, it was in Oregon City, April 14, 2021. The bees. It was. It was Saturday. So, I mean. Oregon City and bees. Anyway, that's, that's my segment today. I want to do a series of just like celebrities lying. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 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