HNBC p36 3 dialogue

Jack is practicing on the piano for his jazz band's new album, the Galactic Static. His friend doesn't appreciate the loud banging. They argue over whether the band is talented or just making noise. Jack's grandmother doesn't understand jazz but appreciates his talent and offers him a sandwich and flan. Dialogue 36. Crackle Crackle Galactic Static. Jack, do you have to bang and slam on that piano like that? I'm practicing for our new album. It's smashing! An album? You mean that racket you and your gang bash out? We're not a gang. We're a fantastic jazz band. Sully and Janet, me on the piano, Alec on the sax. The Galactic Static. It'll be an absolute smash hit. The Galactic Racket, if you ask me. And all you'll smash is Grandad's piano. Gran, we have talent. We're cool cats, man. Crackle Crackle Galactic Static. The young man's mad. Here, I've made you a fat ham sandwich and a crab apple jam flan. Oh, Gran, you may not understand jazz, but your flan's a fap.