Jonathan Majors Part 1

The hosts of the Unemployment Line podcast discuss their grievances with people sharing incomplete stories on social media and not wanting others to ask questions. They also talk about the issue of receiving cliffhanger text messages and the frustration of not being told the full story. They then shift the topic to attractiveness and discuss ways that both men and women can enhance their appearance. Finally, they briefly mention Coretta Scott King's alleged secret lover and discuss actor Jonathan Majors' roles in various movies and TV shows. You are now tuned in to the most ignorant podcast in America. This is the Unemployment Line. I am the D-O-K and I'm sitting here with my main man, Larry P. What you got to say, my man? So this is the last week of January, last show of January. More grievances, huh? Last grievance of January. Last grievance of the year I'm going to give y'all. I can go all year with this. Every week I come over here and every week you're like, I got a new grief. I can go all year with this. Y'all find a way to piss me off every week. But this week, I get tired of people giving you like a fourth of a story on Instagram or social media, Facebook, and they don't share the rest of it. Like this girl put on there said, worst date ever. And everybody in the comments like, what happened? What happened? And she's like, terrible. What happened? Like, don't give me hat. Like, don't tell me anything. Attention seeking behavior. Unless something like, I behave people like, oh, dang, I'm so sad Uncle Jerome died. Well, how did he die? You done told me now. How did Uncle Jerome die? Is that an insensitive question? No, it's not, because you put it on there. Don't put something on there if you don't want me to ask questions, because I want to know. Maybe I knew Uncle Jerome. But what about, this has happened a couple of times. Like, as I get older and this happens, and not to take a morbid turn, but it's a very important question for me. Like, I be wanting to know. Especially when it's somebody like, when it's unexpected. Like, because I really be like, are there things I need to be aware of? Do I need to go get checked out? I know that's selfish, but like, it's serious. But like, I've heard like, it's insensitive to ask like, what happened to somebody. So like, I never ask. But it's not that I don't ask because I don't want to know. Who's an insensitive to? Like, I guess the family? I don't know. We're not going to be disrespectful. You know what I'm saying? God rest the dead. But the person's already dead. If it's insensitive, anybody's insensitive to them and they dead. Mm hmm. So who, like, is it insensitive to you because you and your feelings? I don't know. Maybe they don't want people talking about it. It doesn't matter. Like, you're talking about it. Now, I understand. Like, if you did not publish this information or like this. Like, now, if I found out that somebody close to you passed away, you have not shared any of this information. But I knew this person. And I come out of the blue to you and say, hey, Doc, I heard so-and-so died. Can you tell me what happened? That's insensitive. But if you publish this information for the whole world to see, especially on social media, yeah, don't get mad when people be like, what happened? I do get it from the lens of, like, if it's somebody who's not close to the person and they be asking, then I'd be like, all right, now you just being nosy. Because that will happen, too, where somebody will just be like, yeah, you know, a friend of mine died. What happened? Like, you don't know them? Why does it matter? Because, you know, at this point, maybe I need to check myself. Maybe I need to check myself. You know, at this point, like I say, man, we need to know everything. I'm going to say this, too, going along with the whole, like, sharing only a portion of the story. My grievance is when people, like, give me cliffhanger text messages, like, oh, I got something to tell you later. Hey, don't do that. Don't please do not do that to me. Because I'm going to be sitting here the rest of the day like, dang, what they got to tell me later? Like, if I'm coming over here to record, don't text me something like, boy, when you get over here, boy, I got to tell you something. Tell me now. You know, those are probably the same people that I used to hate in high school. They used to be like, I know somebody that like you, and they won't tell you. The hell you mean? I know somebody that like you? Who? I can't tell you. So what is the purpose of this? What is the purpose of this? What was the point of you telling me that? Like, now you know somebody. I don't, at this point, I got to go around this whole town, like, knowing who it is, who like me. And no one who likes you is always useful information. Right. Because I might like them, too. Or you might not like them and know them. Correct. I need to stay away. Correct. I do not need to go anywhere that Greta is. I need to go somewhere else. Not Greta. Stay away from Greta by all means necessary. If I meet you and say, oh, girl, what's your name? How you doing? Hey, this is my friend. Hey, Larry, Larry, this is my friend Greta. Greta, Larry. Huh? What? Oh, what's your name? See, because that's another reason you need to know. You're going to start questioning yourself. Like, well, I know somebody who like you. Oh, who? My friend Greta. Your friend Greta? Greta. Greta? Greta? Oh, gosh, what is going on? Well, Greta thinks I'm in her league. Right. I thought I was the catch. Maybe I am not. Yeah. Why does Greta have the confidence to even shoot her shot at me? Does she not know who I am? Do not like me. Like somebody in your league, because I am not. Greta, Greta, one of them girls was sending a message. Like, I always had a crush on you. Good. Thank you. Keep it moving. There was nothing else that was coming from that comment, Greta. I don't know what you expected out of it. Yeah. I want you to think about it like this, Greta. Back in the day, they used to have these, like, magazines, and people used to draw hearts around the people in the magazine, but they knew they would never meet the Backstreet Boys. In your life, I am one of the Backstreet Boys. I'm Howard. It is never going to happen. I'm Nick. Speaking of, I'm Nick. What are we talking about today, Larry P? We're talking about Coretta Scott King's secret lover. I don't know what the issue is with that. They were parading this man around telling you that he was sexy. If he is sexy, we're all sexy. Go somewhere, little ugly boy. That look like my daddy. Meanwhile, Shannon Sharp looks just like him. So, Shannon, facts. You calling me ugly? And Shannon be sitting there on that show talking about his relationship exploits. And I be looking at Shannon Sharp like, you look like a rhinoceros. You ain't that, brother. But, you know, which they always say, fellas, we ain't ugly. We just broke. I mean, you know, we've talked about this on the show before about one of your grievances this month has been about working out. But, you know, there are things that you could do as a man to make yourself more attractive. For example, you can, you know, you can be that dude with a nice body. You can have a rough looking face and a nice body. You always have control of that, fellas. Or, as you just mentioned, have a lot of money. Let me get away with all the time. We call them butter heads. Yeah, but but so much you could do as a woman, though. Well, hey, no, I'm talking about like if you have an unattractive face. Right. What really can you do as a woman? Having having more money ain't gonna make you more attractive than this. I'm saying things that women could do if they have an attractive face. Get braids. Braids always make a woman look better. One. Apply lots of lip gloss. Men are attracted to heavy loads of lip gloss. All they can think about is one thing. Three. I could go on for days with this. There are ways where ugly women can find ways to make themselves look attractive. Dress nice. Dress nicely. Yes. Dress nicely. Skin care regimen. You can be ugly with beautiful skin. And that is attractive. And that's one of the most sideways compliments somebody can give. She just has such beautiful skin. You know what I mean? Ugly women I've seen with beautiful skin. I'd be like, goodness gracious. She dresses so well. She's an African goddess. I love your sense of fashion. You dress well. Beautiful skin. Get braids. You are no longer ugly. No, you still are. You are moderately unattractive. You've distracted us. Apply lots of lip gloss. You think you are five, but that's only because you are three and good packaging. My goodness. I swear to God. They package you nicely. I like that you have it all together. These are the type of compliments that... Ugly women with attractiveness, with pretty skin, lots of lip gloss, dress well, and braids are nothing but E and J in a Hennessy bottle. Here are some other things you could do. You could have a good personality. I love your sense of humor. Oh, and then, of course, nice body. If you find a way to exploit your curves. Top tier. You'd be like, I can't see why she isn't single. But what we're talking about today, speaking of women, I guess the Coretta Scott King secret lover didn't work out, so we're going to just call it what it is. I mean, we can keep exploring that. I don't know if everybody knows the story, though. How about we call him King the Beater? Okay. No, let's call him Jonathan Majors. Let's call him what he is. But for those who... First of all, I'm not... What has he been? He was in Creed. He's been in a lot of things. Creed. He was in Red Tails. He was in that show. He was in Red Tails? I believe so. He was in... No, he was not in Red Tails. He was in another airplane movie. Nobody watched it. I was about to say, I don't think this man was old enough to be in Red Tails. He was in that show that everybody liked on... That got canceled on HBO. What was the name of that show? It got canceled and everybody liked it. That's what everybody tried to figure out. Probably because he was on it. But what was the name of that show? It was black people doing crazy witchcraft stuff. I'm making all this up in my head because that's the way I viewed it. But hold on, let's go to stats and research. Everybody probably listened to the show, keep yelling. Yelling at the radio, the old thing. Oh my God, Larry. Y'all don't know what y'all got there. Y'all know what it is. Lovecraft Country. Lovecraft Country. That's what everybody keep saying. Lovecraft Country, boy. Say it. But yeah, he was in that. This man went to Yale. Now I'm sitting here looking at his Wikipedia page. Let me tell you something, man. Kids, for those of you... Y'all don't understand. I don't think y'all appreciate Wikipedia enough. And I remember when Wikipedia first hit the scene. Yes, I know I'm old. But when Wikipedia first hit the scene, everybody was like, oh, this is an uncredited resource. You can't really use it. But now that, you know... Let me tell you something. I've been finding out so much about people on Wikipedia. Wikipedia has always been a credible resource. I honestly graduated college with Wikipedia. And let me give you... I stopped buying books. The books that were given to us for college. I stopped buying them because everything was on Wikipedia. So let me tell you... They can't take my degrees back now. And I did not use this for my doctoral research. But when I was an undergrad, for sure, if we had to do an essay on some war that happened in the 1500s... Wikipedia. Oh yeah, I go to Wikipedia. And that helped me to build my outline for it. And then I just had to find credible sources to be able to make sure that it was legit. Here's the thing, though. Here's the thing. And nobody really pays attention. And I don't know if you did. Well, of course, you didn't do it. Because you was looking for credible sources. If you just go to Wikipedia, scroll all the way down to the bottom... They got the sources on there. They got all the sources. So I didn't have to find credible sources. I just go on Wikipedia, write my paper, and then go to wherever they found the sources from. And those would be my citations. Wikipedia had everything you needed. Don't buy textbooks. Use Wikipedia. Use Wikipedia, y'all. But yeah, I'm unfamiliar with this man's work. But what I am familiar with is his crimes. So Jonathan Baez was on trial for, I guess, domestic violence. Beating the white woman. Assault. And they learned yet not to put their hands on white women. Has that case been resolved yet? Oh, yeah, it's been way resolved. And he lost. He lost. So is he going to prison? No, no. It's just... I don't know what happened. He just lost his money. That's all it is. So it was a civil case. I think so. And what this show is about is Coretta Scott Megan. Not even Coretta Scott Megan. Coretta Scott, the white woman, too, because he asked her to be here, too. Oh, but this man has just been on a hunt. He claims that he's been on a hunt. All these women were his Coretta. No, he was asking the white woman to be more like Coretta. In what way? In his sense, he said he was asking her to be strong and supportive and whatever. But then when Megan comes around, he's like, yeah, she's just like Coretta Scott King. And see, this is the problem with Confederation. Y'all, obviously this man has never read any books. Hard stop. Obviously this man has read no books because obviously he knows nothing. Not like Cat Williams. Cat Williams was in the library every week. Cat Williams probably was sitting there like Coretta Scott King. You know nothing about her. First of all, so what Jonathan Majors has done is wildly disrespectful. But more importantly, what the heck is going on with Megan Good? Well, I don't really know, man. Ever since she had sex with Tyrese in that movie, her life's just been upside down. But wasn't she married to a preacher? She was married to a pastor. And then they got divorced. And then she… Now she's doing a show on Amazon Prime, which I have watched that show. There's a show on Amazon Prime? Harlem. There's a show called Harlem on Amazon Prime. And she's one of the stars of the show. I think the pastor was holding her back. Speaking of pastors, I think everybody just glosses over this part of life. Mace was once a pastor, y'all. Everybody looks at Mace and he be on It Is What It Is, saying wild stuff and all this stuff. This guy used to be a pastor. When we come back, I want us to talk about being who you really are. That's the Unemployment Law.