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The speaker talks about various topics including technical difficulties, reboots in movies, overdone franchises like James Bond, Spider-Man, Batman, King Kong, Frankenstein, Dracula, Star Wars, The Walking Dead, and Marvel. They express their opinions on these topics, criticizing some movies and praising others. They also mention the need to let things die instead of continually remaking them. all right I think I got it working oh someone done loosened this jaw it almost fell on the floor um am I actually coming through I think I am have a little bit of technical difficulties cuz monkey man don't know what he doing half the time but that's what makes it fun because you can't do anything wrong if you're just monkeying around you feel me all right um well I was so rudely interrupted when I was swatted and attacked by firefighters because I refused to leave the radio station after the building was possibly on fire possibly not because I have no clue what it possibly was but lights was flashing and they made us leave so I'm gonna pick up where I left off I think we were talking about reboots and everything that needs to stop happening I think I talked about James Bond with it because dog it's they're changing too much from the books because like there are actual books for it they're trying to change it too much because he's problematic and I'm like the whole point of this dude was that he hates everybody but like like bmi6 if you're not a citizen for what I think the UK or something I don't know them European countries well whatever the British is if you're not like under them he pretty much hates you and it's like wow shocker a guy who's doing all this crazy stuff is highly hateful of anyone that's not his country that's not that crazy that's what they do in like most of these war movies it's like oh you're not American guess what chain gun like dude that's literally what is it that's literally a bunch of the old war movies some of them slap but it needs to stop so we're gonna talk about that a little bit and who knows what else it's gonna spiral we're gonna see how the day goes days is weird I don't know but I think I figured out how to get the music quiet enough to where you can hear me really clearly I don't know if I can do it again but I'll try all right I think I'm back um this music is loud but I don't know how to make this one that quiet I'll wait a sec all right sweet y'all can hear me real clearly again we're picking up on stuff that's overdone and milked um honestly I think the Jack Ryan stuff like there have been a ton of actors with it I think Harrison Ford played Jack Ryan at one point those movies slap I really like those then they had I don't know that bootleg Matt Damon wannabe looking dude that one don't even remember I think Ben Affleck tried to play Jack Ryan at one point I didn't it didn't wasn't memorable but the dude from the office who plays Jim his Jack Ryan stuff has been pretty entertaining I need to watch the last season but it hasn't been like doodoo aids yet it's on Amazon by the way what else is completely overdone to oblivion okay spider-man dog eye no way home is the most overrated movie ever the hold on you had into the spider-verse that was really cool it really helped with people realizing there well studios realizing that people don't want ultra hyper realism we want animation we want it to look cool and do things that real people can't do across the spider-verse didn't have like a full story there was no cathartic ending like there is with a bunch of the others that are like three-part stories usually each part has like a true ending of something accomplished this one didn't but beyond the spider-verse I am looking forward to incredibly I love the animation they actually made spider-punk look punk in the comics he looks like a wuss but in in them in the spider-verse thing he actually looks cool and I love the way they have him like changing the fonts and everything kind of reminds me like the other sex pistols how they did their like writing and stuff Batman's dog I don't think they will ever stop making Batman films especially since Batman is going to become like public domain within 20 years so we're in for a treat I don't know best Batman I feel like I could be a whole other show itself I ain't even gonna start with that King Kong movies yeah those have been done a ton like kaiju movies there you know either you well I don't know is King Kong technically kaiju well kaiju is just strange beast so yeah King Kong is that um King Kong movies get a ton and dude apparently it was like controversial which makes no sense I think if people find things like problematic or like you shouldn't talk about it that's when you should do the absolute like stupidest fun with it if something is powerful enough to make people super upset and freak out that's when you milk it to oblivion and make it hilarious like James Bond it is the most like weird franchise now because it makes no sense like they kept one of them on there till they were like in there like super mid 60s or something and then all of a sudden they were like Oh Daniel Craig gotta go even though he's only had I think two or three moves I don't know I didn't pay attention enough because I don't know I just don't vibe with it Frankenstein okay this Frankenstein's got remade a lot like Frankenstein and Dracula movies have been remade tons of times Boris Karloff Frankenstein absolutely beautiful loved it when Robert De Niro played Frankenstein absolutely doo-doo hated it now Guillermo del Toro who is the guy who did Pacific Rim which was cool Crimson Peak which was amazing the original Hellboy series and he's done a lot of other work he is trying to do a Frankenstein right now and I think it could honestly be awesome if he does the design like the book says because no one is following the book everyone is following the Boris Karloff visual where he had like the flat top head and even though in the book it's like no he got the best of the best features from the people he's supposed to be like this hideous because it's a bunch of things pushed together but it's supposed to be like the best looking parts of people so if he actually sticks to like his cool like creature creation mind I'm gonna love it they're also redoing the Wolfman but apparently what would have been the best literally me for a horror fan at with like Ryan Gosling being the Wolfman rumors have it he dropped out so cry but Dracula dude I don't know there's a lot of cool Dracula movies that I feel like I could do an entire thing about the Dracula idea let's talk about something that is making like all of the wrong moves until they received like an entire death threat wave Star Wars goofy move well of course is goofy because it's literally wizards what was like super swords that they can't cast magic with because Harry Potter is literally a ripoff of Star Wars it follows very similar stories now you have like your normal milking everything till it's done with stuff like Ice Age but Star Wars oh my gosh it needs to stop they butchered the sequel series completely and then they're like oh people just don't like it because it was a woman no one had a problem with Daisy Ridley or whatever her name was no one had a problem with her being like a main focus because the sequels were gonna have Darth Maul's daughter as a main focus but for the villain we have a problem with it because the story sucked and all of the other stuff has just been throwing like the basic cannon out of the window like what used to be Oh instant death it's not like oh yeah well guess what he survived all this and people argue that with like Maul because oh he got cut in half and he lived bro had super witchcraft on his side as well as being like eating off of his own hate to keep him alive the same way that one dude who has like the cool skull face looking thing how he can eat planets itself didn't Star Wars needs to stop I'm glad they got rid of that stupid director because she'd only worked like documentary she was definitely gonna butcher that to oblivion even more than it already had cuz like they had Gina Carano or however you say her name who was an MMA fighter and had acting experience I don't know about you but I dude she's awesome and then they scrapped her because of like her political views or something and then they got Lizzo on there and it's like this is a colossal downgrade you went from super muscle tank lady who was like ultimate women empowerment itself into it just didn't survive and it looked dumb Big Bang Theory was also not too far I'm gonna include shows in this I feel like everything needs to be talked about I've never watched them since so I'm not gonna talk crap about them but dog how have they not done every possible storyline yet I don't know see I had it all layered out last week and then someone threw a hot pocket at a fire alarm or something I don't know Oh The Walking Dead it needs to die Daryl Dixon is in France or something now Negan and some woman are in like I think New York now dude this started with them trying to get to Atlanta and now it's like all crazy I don't know I don't get it people need to let things die while they're still like in their prime so it's like nostalgia is you know very welcomed and it's great and it's beloved and just keep showing the reruns and just like all right well we made the visuals better we made this look better not keep redoing the same thing a billion times it's it's due to AIDS but what can you do I don't know I'll probably completely bash Marvel after this next song but I don't know I feel like a lot of stuff is just completely been milked to be on like flash killed itself because it kept nerfing flash and making other characters make no sense see you soon you all right we're back we're gonna try and get everything you know working again but um I don't know where did I leave off it was listed so Oh Marvel dude absolute due to AIDS completely fell off I know I've said it before I'll say it again Marvel needs to stop it's mid the entirety of it the MCU is just completely falling apart um so far the only like truly good villain I can think of is gore from the Thor movie and he was the only good thing about that movie except they didn't even let him do a ton of like hand-to-hand stuff or like even close combat cuz I know he came off a movie and they immediately had him start filming that and he's like I'm not throwing on all this muscle and doing another transformation for this character and they're like well we'll stick to all of his magic and stuff and it's like we want fights like gore should have been in the second movie instead of the Dark Elves says I don't know I felt like they kind of whiffed that one too that cursed dude was cool though but the Dark Elf dude itself kind of lame I don't know but like everything besides what was it called oh they got the third guardians of the galaxy movie everything besides that has been absolute due to AIDS completely um what are other series I already talked about Star Wars and Marvel oh okay so pretty much anything that Disney starts buying and then immediately tries to remake like a gabillion of like Peter Pan movies you're not gonna top the original classic cartoon you're not gonna beat out for live-action hook those no you're not gonna beat that they've tried it's failed you're not gonna you're not gonna beat it um I think I talked about Ghostbusters last time or something okay Indiana Jones the fourth one I don't even remember that one but I'm pretty sure I watched it but it it did not do as good as the original three the original three are iconic classics true classic George Lucas vibes the last one I didn't even bother watching made like dude every joke that was made about it was like true and very disappointed um oh the Halloween series you know they relaunched it and you know like a new timeline this is a movie that already has I think four different canons to it and they relaunched it again creating a different one oh that's someone shoes I thought someone was knocking dog all right um but Halloween alright so 2018 did really solid the next one absolute bloodbath was like almost no story it was hilarious cuz some of the kills dude had me dying in the theater cuz some of them just made absolutely no sense and then bro they had some of the coolest kills like him fighting firefighters and then him getting dude if you haven't watched that one if you want like no story and just mmm guy in the mask is like ultimate bro watch it but then the last one they tried to take the cult route again the cult timeline with all the stuff that they had set up with the other one they could have ended it dead on the 2018 one and it would have been a great way to really send off that type of character but they were like oh this got money let's keep going I don't know but I don't know I feel like Power Rangers at least brings used to bring something new when I was a kid growing up and all of them like relaunched cuz you had Mighty Morphin you had the samurai you had that dino once which were dope you had the animal ones those were pretty cool the mystic all dude there's like a ton and then they had a like Ninja Turtles crossover ooh love it Ninja Turtles that was one of them they need to stop changing like the story lines and just make different like stories with it because they keep changing April O'Neil and to where like that is the character designer did a self insert and everyone was like oh that explains it because it's the same way with like Mary Jane and the last spider-man game it's a self insert no one likes self inserts unless you know you like have some super physique like that Gears of War guy cuz that dude is insane everyone's like Gears of War like dude their proportions are so dumb it's so crazy he looks like the character he literally said what's my physique alright bet or he built himself to look like it I don't know he might have used it for inspiration I don't know Superman movies oh yeah they should have kept Henry Cavill they had the literal he's not a good Clark Kent Clark Kent is supposed to be like do we was the way to whatever like no game no charisma no nothing and it's like dog Henry Cavill cannot portray that Henry Cavill is Superman though he is Superman but he can't play Clark Kent you can't convince me that chicks would turn him down or whatever um are you touched on Godzilla and everything the Friday the 13th movies do those went absolutely insane but they kept bringing in money it did like it got to the point where people were like okay all of a sudden he went from you know little what okay a window liquor kid he went from one of those who drowned in a lake all of a sudden to which is literally in the movies it's I'm pretty sure the ninth movie he's a demon worm creature and they have to use something from the evil dead like there's a ton of references to the evil dead in that movie and then all of a sudden the 10th movie he's a cyborg it makes no sense but I still like it like it's super stupid but if you want something stupid that's where to go with it Godzilla's haven't really flopped that hard though but stuff like Ghostbusters absolutely ate the floor I don't know they haven't remade like stuff like the fly that many times I don't know but most of those like any mega franchise needs to eventually either stop or it needs to have the same writer create something new like Terminator the first two movies ultra classics they're awesome most of the other Terminator movies suck they need to stop Tim Burton usually can put on some good stuff when he's like making like you know corpse bride ooh classic Nightmare Before Christmas iconic his Planet of the Apes movie you don't talk about that Planet of the Apes movie that was awful um but yeah like there are tons of movies and stuff where it's like you can have a really original idea and it's perfect but now okay Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes one was with Mark Wahlberg and no bueno however the I don't know who directed it but the other one where they got the dude who played Gollum or Smeagol whatever his name is and the Lord of the Rings dude they got dad dude and I know his name he played Klar something and Marvel movies I don't know his name but he plays Caesar dude oh I'm so excited that there's a new one there's also a movie called monkey man they're trying to steal my style I don't know I don't want to know too much about it because I kind of want to see it in theaters and be excited but yo if it's a good monkey man movie I'll just start going by heavy metal monkey man so it's gonna be more syllables to say now someone reached out in a very aggressive way and tried to say that Henry Capple was like a good Clark Kent he's not Clark Kent is supposed to be how he sees humanity Clark Kent's character is weaker he's more scared he doesn't stand out as much he tries not to you know be abrupt and like you know demanding type person he tries to be like you know a little bookworm weasel who can't really like stick up for himself in a rah-rah way oh and he's supposed to be like you know like the guy who gets blown off and everything like how Peter Parker is like you know always ignored always like shuns off but spider-man is up he's supposed to be like that you could not convince me that it's some off in an office or whatever if he puts on glasses you're not gonna go that's that dude right there that's super you can't convince me no one's gonna do that you can't convince me he's gonna get shot down by the office ladies you can't cuz he's not he's not a good Clark Kent bro is too sculpted bro no he's he's too much Superman to be Clark Kent but you know I don't know I got some people here who's willing to give like their opinions on this stuff we have Nancy who is very very I don't know she's kind of she says her son is really into this type of stuff what do you think about like all the more like comics and Star Wars my son Trevor he loves these types of movies and I used to go into his bedroom and I'd go Trevor go outside but he'd always be watching Star Wars or Marvel he constantly is looking at like the television and um why do you think that is I don't know every time I try to do something he constantly goes not now I'm watching the TV and how does that make you like you know do you think he's like actually into this or how do you think what do you think about the movies ma'am I think you know I used to think they were really good but I mainly watched him to look at Chris Hemsworth now Chris Hemsworth oh he's such a hardy are you the guy who plays Thor right Thor yes please I don't know if we can continue like this so we're gonna direct it what other types of Marvel movies do you watch ma'am well what's that one with that orange head guy he's kind of cute he's got abs I like him a lot um are you are you talking about like Guardians of the Galaxy uh yeah Guardians of Galaxy yeah those guys I really think that Chris Pratt he's so cute his little orange hair in that little nice red jacket and is that a do you watch it for like any of the stories do you like any like the characters or anything not really ever since they stopped showing Robert Downey Jr. it's kind of been over for me well I mean they still have some of the people in you know their movies that are like kind of buff dudes or whatever well actually not really do they that little Tom Holland no he looks like such a push over how is that spider-man that's not spider-man spider-man supposed to be strong he does kind of look wimpy I'll give you that so your son well what did you say his name was Trevor Trevor Trevor all right um so Trevor what is what does he think about like the movies why does he watch them I think he watches them for the women's for the women's for the women's cuz you know you got star girl you got brown recluse the spider girl are you talking about like actual spider girls are you talking about like like because the movie with the spider girls I don't think it's come out yet madam web I think that's gonna flop too I don't know what you're talking about but there's one lady is Scarlett Johansson her she's really really pretty I yeah she's yeah she's in Marvel and everything so who do you want to be in Marvel I want Henry Cavill to be in Marvel that lady right there who was arguing earlier about how he was like Clark Kent yeah I'd let him be Clark Kent again but I want him in Marvel cuz they'll keep using him if they get him into Marvel well he's actually doing his own thing with Amazon right now for Warhammer 40k what's that what's Warhammer did you say Warhammer Trevor Trevor come write this down Warhammer what's that okay I can explain it if you need me to Warhammer is a really huge combat based thing with a ton of stories in it and there's like all these different factions and everything Trevor it's okay it's kind of like space fighting it's just Star Wars but everyone is just even more super human but he's doing that and he's gonna be in that he was also in The Witcher The Witcher that was a cool show but I think they changed him I'm pretty sure they changed him he had a lot of arguments with people doing the show about it but um I mean well I mean what do you think about the other movies and stuff getting remade like what do you think about like you know the Batman movies the Batman movies oh I love the Batman movies they get the nicest little boys to play Batman they had George Clooney and he had bad nipples that was that was a fun movie they had Arnold Schwarzen-Schwarzer in there they had Arnie in it that's the one with like Uma Thurman in it right Poison Ivy he plays dr. freeze yeah that one's got George Clooney in it um is that all you remember about the movie there was another guy with a mask who was really really muscular are you talking about Bane or Robin Trevor come here I'm gonna I think you mean Bane if he was like super super muscular you might be talking about Bane he's cool guy I hope they do more with him Oh Bane was also played by Tom Hardy he's pretty you know ripped if that's what we're talking about now Tom Hardy is he from that WWE mmm I don't think so there is the Hardy brothers in WWE but Tom Hardy is an actor and he played Bane and the Nolan Batman's with Christian Bale Christian Bale what a cutie he always plays such nice characters I've never seen any movie where he's you know just real mean to people ma'am have you ever heard of a movie called American Psycho what's that um I think it's a movie you'll really like you get to see him and he's like really really shredded he's all super buff I think you'd really like it we're gonna take I mean I'm gonna have to let you go ma'am it's been really nice talking to you okay thanks for letting me call sweetie you're so nice to me I I try to be nice to my guests ma'am thank you for being on the show we've we've all enjoyed this very much you're a sweetie I gotta let you go all right all right goodbye now bye all right um well that was miss Nancy um we I didn't know I was going to take callers this show but she seemed really into it um I thought I was gonna have time to take other callers it ran a little long what can I say you know you never know what's gonna happen because you know monkeying around is a way of life you gotta be like able to be weird you know you got a party hardy um I don't really know what to say to fill the last little 15 seconds enjoy the little nice music