Adirondaks

People are reminded that they need a permit to experience emotions beyond satisfaction. They must check if the desired emotion has been achieved by nearby approved victim groups. A list of victim groups can be found at Total Life Control kiosks, including specific groups like split personality flex gendered ambidextrous natives of the Adirondacks. Hello units. A reminder from Central Control. Those who aspire to levels of emotion above satisfaction, such as joy, comfort and contentment, must have applied for, and received, a permit for higher states of being, or access to all emotions above satisfaction will be denied. However, prior to applying for such a permit, the population unit, formerly known as, person, must ensure their requested emotional state has already been achieved by all approved victim groups within a 17-mile radius of the applicant. You may access the most recent list of victim groups at any Total Life Control kiosk. Be sure the version you consult includes split personality flex gendered ambidextrous natives of the Adirondacks. That is all. Please go about your day.