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You guys know what I haven't had in a long time? What's that? Wendy's. You know why? Because it's terrible. I don't blame you. Dude, the chili meat is literally like three days old. It's nasty. That's horrible. You open a bowl of chili at Wendy's, it's black. Oh, that's... And people still be lining up for that. Old people. It doesn't matter if it's rain, sleet, hail, snow, they don't care, tornado, tornado watch, tornado warning, hurricane. Old people don't do anything like that. No, it's just like that at Dairy Queen too, but not with chili. If it's raining or any type of weather, anything, it's fish. All they get is fish. It's so wild. I don't know why, but they get fish. Why? Not against the water or the rain? No, they get fish. And it's also crazy because all these people, mid-40s, 50s, they'll come through. It could be a blizzard outside, snow at negative 20 degrees. Can I get a medium Oreo? No. It's snowing. You don't need ice cream. It's actually nuts how people still come to fast food with horrible weather. Yeah, it's raining and your window's down. It could be pouring. It's the opposite for grocery stores. It's backwards, so they come before the storm. Or after. That makes sense. That makes sense, actually. So whenever there's storms, nothing. No business. Best time to come to the Kin's New Market in Flemingsburg, Kentucky, in the middle of a storm because there's no one there. It's just me. I'll take out your groceries and be awesome. You get free rain. You get whatever you want. Everything's stocked. Nobody's paying. Yeah, it really is. But that's weird how that works. Like, grocery stores, middle of the rain, like middle storms, there's nobody there. But like, fast food, you better get the fryers ready because they're coming. Dude, it is actually crazy. It's like they dwell on it. Like they wait for it to happen. Dude, do you have like the phenomenon where like you are so slow for a little bit and then you get like one car in the drive-thru and then like 14 more cars. Did they just show up? Yeah, it's awful. That's why I didn't want to work fast food. Oh, it's crazy. It gets them busy. It does. It's bad. It's rough. It's like, it'll be so dead and then one person's like, I want Wendy's. And they pull up in the drive-thru and this other person sees them and they're like, Wendy's sounds good. And then it's just a chain of like 15 people. And it's a reaction. I don't know if that's a problem. They definitely have that reaction. The first week, they were busy. Like, wrapped. Yeah. I've never been in there. There's no one there. It's also something I've noticed with Taco Bell. Taco Bells are like only busy from anywhere to 11 to A, like anywhere early A.M. in the morning. Yeah. It's because they have smack breakfast apparently. No, they don't have smack breakfast. I've had it. It's really bad. Everybody I've talked to says it's amazing. I don't eat breakfast though. Me neither. You need new friends because they're lying to you. And they're lying to you. McDonald's has the best breakfast, bro. I agree. I agree 100%. The sausage, egg and cheese McMuffin. You lost me at the McMuffin part. You don't like it. I love English muffins, but not from McDonald's. Why? I don't know. They just... McDonald's makes us sad. Bro, come on. They literally sell happy meals. They make me have childhood memories. They sell happy meals. Yeah, yeah. Be sad at McDonald's. That's the adult happiness. That's ironic, isn't it? No, it's very ironic. Something else that makes me so mad is when people come through Wendy's and they want McNuggets. Oh, yeah. They'll do that. And I go, no, I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. I don't want McNuggets. 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