Podcast 1 or 2 who knows.

Hello and welcome to the shit show. I am Jessica and here to my left is the host with the most of what we don't know. That's me, I'm Maya Jarrett, whatever you want to call me today. So today we are going to talk about questions that we would ask our friends. Questions in general. So, let's start off. What's the last lie that you told? Last lie I ever told? My employees that I call them back when I had all my shit taken care of. Then why did you not call them back? Because I didn't want them to have me go back into work. And yourself? Probably that I was okay. But you're not. Well, that's debatable. Um, let's see, who was your first crush? Amy Tucker. And this is in kindergarten, and do you still know her name? Well, yeah, because it's my time when I was in kindergarten. I've known her, I've talked to her. It's not very often. Well, why didn't you give her a call? Give her a call? Why? She's married. She's married. That's it. They've been married for a while. Okay. Now, where's that? Um, first crush? Probably when I lived in Cali, and his name was Joey. However, I think that he was definitely gay. He didn't want to admit it, but then again, it's elementary school, so... He didn't really come out with that stuff. Well, yeah, that's true. It was so fucking long ago. Thank you for that. I didn't say it. No, you were thinking it. Um, what's the best compliment you have ever received? Hmm. Best compliment I've ever received? You don't mean by that. Hmm. You know, that one, I don't... I don't know. I mean, you get compliments quite a bit. Best one I've ever received? Hmm. I really don't have an answer for that one. Um, here for you. Oh, there it is. Best compliment I've ever received, right there. Excellent. Love it. Um, for me, I don't say compliments well, so... I guess believing the compliment, or the best compliment that I've ever received. Well, the question is the best compliment you've ever received, so... But do you... Now, whether you believe it or not is a whole different ballgame. Um, probably that I'm beautiful and gorgeous. Okay. What do you consider your best physical feature? Hmm. Best physical feature. I will go my mouth. By your mouth. Because it always has something smart out. That's true. That's very, very true. Um, even though I think feet are disgusting, I think my feet and my eyes. It says one, but that's okay, go two. It says one. Okay, so what is your best feature? Well, okay, but, okay, my attitude before, between my eyes and my feet, considering how many wrinkles I have over my eyes, I guess I choose my feet. All right. Even though... Because your feet don't have wrinkles? My feet do not have wrinkles. Got Botox? No. Toe tuck? Something like that. Um, so, these ones I really don't care to ask, because it's like one of the top three things that stress you out. That's a lot of things. I mean, it varies on the day and the time. Top three things that stress me out. I don't want to go basic features. Like money? Right. Money, relationships, whatever else. Kids, my dog, and my feet. Those are the three things that stress me out. That's the stuff that I use the most. And I don't know. I really don't know. Well, I don't know stresses yet, too. Well, I constantly stress myself out, constantly. How do you deal with your stress? Um, let's see. How do you deal with your stress? Well, there's a few ways to deal with it. But I guess you're asking how do I deal with it. Yes. How do you deal with it? Um, I try to just put it in the back of my mind and hope it goes away after a while. And once you completely just let it all go in, then you blow up. Do you blow up if you stress out too much? I'd have to say no, I don't. The only time I ever blow up is if I hold in a lot of shit from arguments and stuff like that and then constantly get mixed up. You know, what's wrong, what's going on, what's going wrong, what's going on, what's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong. Eventually you just blow up and all shit goes to hell. No, because I think after a while I just forget about it. Okay. I don't feel stressed. Well, you have to. Well, I don't. Me dealing with my stress is not a good thing. See, so you deal with it. Okay. Well, not by choice. But you deal with it. Um, let's see, let's go with something funny. Like, if you were in a circus, which character would you be? The lion. Jump into a hoop? Nope. What would you do? I'd eat whoever hit me with a stick. Okay, what if nobody hit you with a stick? Find somebody to eat. Wow, really? I mean, why do you guys do all that? Like a sick breed? No, I don't. Okay. So, like, if you were to go after a human, how do you know that human is, like, good taste? Um, I don't think tigers really care. White meat? White meat, dark meat. Does it matter? No, it doesn't matter. Tender. Okay. Um, let's see. What is the worst advice? Wait a minute, though. You didn't answer yours. Oh, shit. Um. Elephant shit or hippo shit? No, I think I would want to be an elephant. Yeah? Yeah. Why? So I can step on people. Do you always have the memory? Yeah, there you go. That's a good one. Yeah. Sometimes I'm in fact. What's that? Sometimes I'm smart. Yeah, on occasion you do have your history. Mm-hmm. Um, okay. Well, what's the worst advice you've ever given? Um, date her. I'm sure I've given plenty of advice that's been bad. Uh, yeah. Well, I'd probably have to date her. Which who? I don't know. When? I don't know. But I'm sure I've done that to one of my friends. That's probably why I don't have very many friends anymore. Um. I don't think I've ever given any good advice. To anybody. So the worst advice, probably all the advice that I've ever given. All the advice you've ever given, huh? Mm-hmm. Um, let's see. What's the best advice you've ever gotten? Didn't we ask that already? No. No? Mm-hmm. What's the best advice I've gotten? Now, best advice I've gotten I didn't follow? Either or. How about both? Okay. Well, when I was younger, one of my uncles told me to live my life, get my toys, travel, everything I want before you settle down. Once you settle down, those are even harder to get. Or the other saying, you know, I hope the fuck you're doing is worth the fuck you're about to receive. Okay. Um, now how about the best advice that you've followed? Um. Well, I almost said speak before you talk, but I don't do that either. I just say whatever comes out of my mouth, and then I. Yeah, you rarely speak before you talk. Mm-hmm. We should have, like, thought about our answers. Probably, because that one, I can't even think of one on that one either, which I'm sure there's some I do follow that I've, advice that I've given, I just can't think of anything off the top of my head. Um, for me, it was, yeah, you should probably see him again. Yeah, you should see him again? Yeah. Like, go on another date type of thing. Oh, there you go. Um. What's your best pickup line? Mm-hmm. What? Yeah, we really should have thought about that. You want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? Wow. And can you tell me who has fallen for that? Not a one. Do you think that you should come up with another one? Why? It works, though. But you just said not a one. No, that's okay, though. I mean, it's a nice break, right? Is it their one that breaks the ice? Yeah, it's how much does the pole weigh? And that's a break the ice. How are you doing? I'm so and so. I don't know. With me, best pickup line, I don't have one because I don't think I've ever tried to pick anybody up. Right? Okay, well, what's the best one that's ever been said to you then that you can think of? That I can think of? Off the top of my head? No. Oh, my God. Wow. Really? Click that pen one more time. Probably the stupid one that I can't even think of. You want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? No. Why, you don't like pizza either? I love pizza. Well, I guess it wouldn't work for you either, huh? If we're just having pizza, then, yeah, it's interesting. No, I said pizza or sex. Speaking of pizza, hi, Peter. And no, you cannot eat pizza for pizza, okay? I wouldn't want to. Hey, dog. What's the one where some angel fell from the sky or something? Yeah, probably stupid ones like that probably got me. I know that you said something stupid to me and I was like, oh. Probably. And I know it wasn't pizza. I think it was. It probably wasn't. So it actually did work once. I highly doubt it, but okay. What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard? You want to come back to my place for pizza and sex? Is that what I was going to say? I don't know. There are so many cheesy pickup lines. There are. So if you could only store one type of food in your pocket, what would you carry? Type of food. And now remember, in the state of Utah, you can't carry ice cream in your back pocket on Wednesdays. Okay, well, that's my pocket, but I can keep it in the front pocket. Yes, in your front pocket you can, but not in your back pocket. I'd probably steak. In your pocket? I don't. Pocket steak? I'd put it in the pocket full. Pocket full? Let me put it in the pocket full. So I'm going to ask your husband to put it in the pocket full. Shisho, shisho, shisho. Okay. So steak is what you would want to live on for the rest of your life? I could live on it for the rest of my life. Hell yeah. Or potatoes. Okay, but you only get one. So I'll go with steak. Yeah, steak definitely. Steak is definitely the best, especially when it's still moving. Okay. What's your worst? What food do you hate? No, I know you hate sushi, but what would be the worst food that you hate? Peas. Really? Even sweet peas? Sweet peas, and I think they're the most disgusting shit for. Even like over radishes? Pinterest? Pinterest, okay. We should really, okay, could we pause this for a second? All right, so back to the shisho. So general conversation starters. So Jer here, the host with the most on the West Coast, is going to go on a blind date. It's not a blind date. But it is a blind date. You don't know. But it's not a blind date. It's not going to be a blind date if you're going to a place and you're going to be playing games and you just happen to meet up there. The date would be going out somewhere and two people meeting. Okay, but you said that you were going to go on a blind date with your. I said it was a blind meeting. A blind meeting. No, there's a difference. How do you figure? Are they going to go with you? Are they going to come? Is the other couple going to go with you? Go with us where? You said we're going to go play games. Yeah, kind of like when we have our game night here. See, you don't mention shit like this to me. Well, I have. But you need to like clarify. I did tell you. No, you didn't clarify that you were going to go to a game night. Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Or, see, this is the problem. Reread the fucking text. Yes, this is the problem with texting. That you do not volunteer information that is crucial. Crucial to who? To me. I need to know these things. Okay, well, what part of the same way we met is the same way that I'm going to meet this person? Because it is. It's a lot different. No, it really is not. No? No, because this is going to be a planned meeting, correct? Yes. We put what's not a planned meeting. Maybe not for you. Because I had no idea that was. So you knew, and you never told me until like three days ago. And you passed. Oh, my God. So am I going to have to ask every single question? I guess, obviously, if you want to know certain things, I guess. What's your next question? Oh, I'm still on the last question. And you're just sitting there doodling. Well, and I'm answering your question. It's not a planned date. Okay. And do you even know her name yet? No. They won't tell us each other's name, nothing. And where, so you're going with? Billy and his girlfriend. And where are you guys meeting, down here or Wyoming or where? Over at his girlfriend's cousin's house, I guess. That's here? Mm-hmm. In the lakes or? Sandy. Sandy? Okay. And are you going to give her the pickup line? Well, I'll ask her. You'll ask if she likes pizza first? Yeah. Well, it's the best thing, though. Maybe she doesn't like pizza. She just likes steak. Okay. But I mean, kind of like pizza goes with everything. Then explain why our kids don't like pizza. Our son loves pizza. No, he doesn't. Yeah, he does. Well, then he just started liking it because the only pizza they'd eat was barbecue chicken. Yeah, he does like that barbecue chicken, but so does his number. That's because that's the only way I could get him to eat pizza. Other than that, they wouldn't eat just plain pepperoni or Supreme or anything like that. So I had to spend an extra $15.99 on a special pizza because they wouldn't eat regular pizza. Well, that's your kids. No, that would be our kids. No, when they do stupid shit and when they do like the whole pizza thing, they're your kids. No, that's not how it works. It's not how it works. Like considering the fact that both of our children are Supreme shit talkers and very sarcastic. That's on you, pal, because I'm not sarcastic and I don't talk shit. Neither do I. So now this is interesting. Do you listen to podcasts? I don't. So now we started this shit show just like this is maybe what our seventh one, eighth one. And we're just fucking around until we can find our groove of what we want to do. But Jared here has never heard or listened to a podcast. So to me, for him to want to do podcasts, why is that? Why do I want to do it? Yeah. I don't know. You just have to do what you're supposed to do. True, true. See, now I listen to podcasts. And let me guess, you listen to murder mysteries or... On occasion. Or apocalypse shit, right? No. Because you're so into the zombie apocalypse. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. And when it does, you'll be knocking on my door. No, I won't. Yes, you will. Why would I knock on your door? Because I have prepared this. What? You don't think I have guns? It's not all about guns. Come on now. What else is it about? It's about a lot of things. Are you prepared? Do you have 72-hour kits by Jack? 72 hours? Kits. No, I have first aid kits. God, you're such a fucking smart ass. No, like, 72 hour, like, go back. Like, uh, food? Food. No. First aid. Those military things are nasty. Okay, but like, you know what? If it comes down to it, I'd rather eat dog food than spam. I wouldn't. I don't know what's, like, wrong with, like, you spam lovers, because it's disgusting. I'm not a spam lover, but I would rather eat spam. Yeah, you are. No. I'd rather eat dog food. Mm-hmm. So yeah, so until we can find our show crew, I, to me, it's just, like, weird that you wanted to just start doing podcasts. And it was supposed to be just you doing the podcast. Mm-hmm. And somehow I got drugged into doing it. I like that. You got drugged into it. Okay. I didn't mean to say drugged. Yeah, but. He drugged me just to do it. Yeah. No, I like doing this. This is fun. This is time that I get to not have to be a grandmother. I'm not going to leave by getting to our crew. I mean, it's a shit show, so there's not really a group to get into. Well, when we just, I mean, we just talk about shit, but it's not like we talk about anything of importance, you know? Why does it have to be important? I guess it doesn't, but, like. I'll almost put it that there's a shitload of podcasts that are of importance when they talk about the facts. Health care issues, sports, politics, every other thing out there that we talk about. Instead of just rambling on and wasting an hour, maybe. Laughing and joking and asking stupid questions. That works. Totally works. Let's see. Right now, if you were able to play a song, what song would you play for the people? If I could play a song right now. Anything from Whitney Payton. Okay. For me, it'd be something that I could get stuck in right there. Some kind of crew like that. Well, just about anything stuck in your head. Yeah, I've got one stuck in my head all day. It won't go away. So, when you go to this meet and greet thing. No, we're going back to that. Okay. What are you guys, like, you're just going to play games? Are you going to have alone time? Are you going to try to like. Well, as far as. Some other topics. As far as I know, it's just like game night type thing or get together bullshit type thing. But, I mean, if she's my type, I'm going to do it. Maybe I'll throw her aside and talk to her one-on-one. We'll see. Won't know until it happens. And then. Sorry, this just caught me off guard. What is dry texting? Dry texting? Yes. It says, how do I stop dry texting? I don't know. I've never. Heard of that? Me neither. I've heard of sexting and all that, but I've never heard of it. That's just like when somebody, when you text somebody and they're all. Don't give me that attitude. What the fuck are you talking about? How do you know that I have attitude for a text? Right? But then I found out that you put something in all caps. Not all the time. I put something absolutely. That's what I heard. When I do my wah-ha-ha-ha-ha. My evil laugh. Are you done with that? No, I'm not. That just caught me off guard. We can't do that more than. So, what kind of questions do you ask on like first game night? On my first game night? Like I said, I don't know. It all depends on what happens when we meet. I mean, if I'm into her, then I'm sure I'll ask questions. Vice versa, at least I hope she would. That's one thing I don't like about blind meetings or anything like that. You know those, what are they, like where you go and you sit across from somebody and then the five-minute bell rings? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that called? Speed dating. Speed dating. Yeah. You know, I don't know because I'm more of a shy kid to myself. You laugh, but I'm serious. Shy. Okay. So, like, okay, so we were talking about a couple weeks ago. We were talking about where older people, such as yourself, let go to meet people. And for us, like bars are out. Remember what we said last week? You either go to a bar or friends and family hook you up or online. See, like for us, with our age, you being a lot older than me. Do we need to phone our kids? They think that I'm older just because I don't know why. Yeah. So, speed dating, that would be a good one. It probably could be. I mean, you have to be one of those people kind of like silly who can talk. Okay, but you can talk. I mean, the shit that comes out of your mouth is mostly like sugar. So basically I'll get kicked out of speed dating because I'll say some shit that I shouldn't say. No, because if you're saying that you're shy, I mean. No, because I am. I ain't going to ask questions or speak, you know, outright until I warm up to you. Once I warm up to you, then, yeah, watch the program. Can we put you on a speed dating thing, and then I can go there and film it and, like, be in the background, like, for... Come on, let's do it. How about this? How about I look up speed dating in Utah? How about me, you, and your husband go in the water? Just for the fuck of it? Yeah, just for fun. Maybe I can get my sister to go. That would be fun. That would definitely be fun. And then we've got to find a way to record shit so we can play. And then I can totally see my husband fighting somebody. Or yourself. That'd be the hell of a topic to work right on. So what did you think of Andrea? Oh, she fit all my needs. Oh, by the way, we're going out next Friday. Oh, yeah? Awesome. Okay. Well, there's Stephen. I don't know. You know, I couldn't think of it. That should be kind of interesting. I think so. I mean, not really mess around with it. I definitely think so. I actually like that. I wonder if... Utah's got to have something like that. You know they do. I don't know if it would be like an all, like, Mormon thing or... That'd suck for me. That would suck for half the people in Utah. What are topics that you would not talk about? Politics, obviously. Religion. Yeah. Other than that, I mean, those are the two major ones that you try to avoid. In my opinion, I mean, those are the two I wouldn't want to... So I just saw something on here of what you should say about, like, what topics you should conversate with people. What you should? Yes. So let me see. Her age and her weight are the two you don't... No, these are what. Oh. Here's what to talk about. The food and drink. Really? Okay, so this is not a game. You don't? The food and drink? Music. This is a game you don't. No. Music. Yes. Television. Movies. Work. Hobbies. Pets and animals. And pets is a big thing with you, because, like, if your game night friend doesn't like dogs, then... It's over. I don't know if they do it. How would you start conversations with folks? Say you're shy, but you're not. But I am at first. And I've also been told it's the other way around, too, but it's harder for a guy to approach you than it is for a girl. I call her shit. Some do, and some I don't. Yeah, I call bullshit on that. But... I think that has a lot to do with the way females are perceived. I don't know. I guess my question would be... What type of guy are you into or looking for? Well, we were talking about looks the other day in a text. Do you remember that? Right. Because, I mean, when you first meet somebody, that's the first thing you go off is their looks. So now, on those shows that you watch... Go ahead. Make fun of them. I'm not kidding. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm not going to. On those shows that you watch, like the blind one or whatever, where they don't meet each other. Right. They only talk through the glass. So, obviously, looks don't matter there, right? Right. Because there, you're getting to know a person instead of meeting them based on their looks. You're meeting them with everything on the inside of how they feel or how they react to certain things and stuff like that. And then they go to finally see each other, and then they're like, ah. Ah. They don't finally get to see each other. It's when one or the other decides that they want to post. You've got to remember that. That show that I watched on that one, it's... I want to call it... Ninety-three? I don't... It's one of those, but... Well, just so everybody knows, you do watch all of those. Oh, I do. I think they're interesting. I think they're funny. I'm just saying. How much do you think is real? What do you mean? On those shows. As in... Like what's scripted. Do you think a lot of it's scripted? Do you think a lot of it is... Um, you know, that's a good question. The ones that... Like Too Hot to Handle ones, I think some of those are scripted. But at the same time, it's edited, too. So you don't know everything that's been said. Everything that's been done. Because I think they... Sometimes I think they try to put somebody out to be worse than what they actually are, and another one to be better than what they actually are. Well, do you remember that one that they used to have a long time ago? Like one of the first... I think it was like Temptation Island. Okay. So... Now, that's actually one that I've never watched. Wow. Amazing. I know. It's shocking. I don't even know when that came out, but there was this redhead on there, and she came out after. And... Jeez. How much snow is really out there? Quite a bit. There's still snowing. It was at 18 inches not too long ago, and it's still coming down. Good old Utah in, what, March is in what, a week? Don't come here. We don't want you here. So the redheaded girl on there, you can't miss her to see the show, she came out and was talking. I guess you go there with your boyfriend, girlfriend, and then the temptation is and you be... Faithful, basically. Yes. Right? They have another one like that that I haven't watched. Sure. It's not mine to watch. So she comes out on, like, reality or some talk show, and she's like, yeah, so much of it was scripted. And I think she was lying about a lot of her saying that a lot of it was scripted, unless she's really that good of an actress, which she's not. So you might want to check into that one, see if you can find that one on. Temptation Island. Okay. I'll look for it and see what I can find. Like I said, I like those stupid shows. Yes, yes, you do. All of them. I do. They're fun to watch. Why do you think they're so fun to watch? I don't know. I mean, now, like I said earlier, the oldest person I've seen on there is like 30 years old. So you're talking about, you know, people in their 20s or whatever and just watching how they interact or whatever. I mean, you kind of learn, you know, okay, well, how to start up conversations, stuff like that. I mean, you can learn off those. But here's the funny thing is people wonder why nobody stays in a relationship that way. Marriage. Situationships, whatever they want, or marriages. You watch shows like that and everybody else that watches them, they want to do the same shit like that. That's why the dating and all that is so hard nowadays. Well, could you imagine though being back in like the early 1800s or even before that when marriages were arranged and like. Right. Courtshipping or like having to, you know, do that whole courtship. And then happen to be chaperoned everywhere that you went, happen to have a chaperone in your bedroom. Like I was listening to some of this on the radio and I was, God, can you imagine that would like really, really suck if you're really, really attracted to somebody and you have some guy standing there chaperoning you. And then, I mean, could you imagine what this guy is thinking? You're chaperoned. And he's like, okay. Right. Go ahead, start chaperoning. I just want to see a little bit. But now let's reverse it. What to talk about with guys? What do you want to hear when a girl talks to you? What do I want to hear? Like what would you be like, oh, my gosh, this girl is just fucking awesome. I don't know, probably if they're into the same things I like or as sarcastic as I am or, I mean, there's quite a few things, you know, but, I mean, me personally, I like to hear, but, I mean, it is what it is. What are turnoffs often? Turnoffs? Yeah. Probably constantly talking about their ex. Definitely, definitely. Especially if you get compared to them all the time. You know, everything that they did wrong, and so basically you're having to pay for their mistake. That's one. Not telling everything, which some things guys, they shouldn't have to be brought up or said, but I think if some things have happened to you in the past that could affect your future relationship, I think you should. Yeah, that's true. But how many women are actually going to do that? Well, you would hope they all would, but they don't. And then you're in a relationship for so long, and then all of a sudden you say or do something that triggers them, or you don't even say anything, and all of a sudden they just get triggered all of a sudden, and you're like, oh, who the fuck did this come from anyway? And then they're gone for however long. Oh, I've got to tell you, I'm married. Yeah, that one might be a big one, but I think that's more of the guys thing. I think the guys are more into doing that than the females. The married men? They're still married. Oh, I've seen so many things, like guys who have two families or even three families, and I'm like, how could you deal with one wife, let alone three fucking wives? But then again, one wife could have four first and after, and that's like having five wives. Well, that's true. Females are fucking crazy. Okay, so back to easy questions. What's the best part of your day so far? I'm assuming that you're going to say the snow. The best part of my day? Snow. The best part of my day? Oh, yeah. The snow. Definitely. We need it for one. And then, of course, my little princess right there. Okay. She makes my day almost every day. I know you're being sarcastic about the snow. No, actually, I like the snow. But do you like all 24 inches? Don't bother me. It keeps me young. I love the snow, too. I would say what the best part of my day was today, but then that makes me sound like a horrible fucking person, and I'm not, so we'll just skip that for me. I'll tell you off air, but not off air. What would you say the best part of my day was today? It makes me like a horrible, horrible, horrible person. Probably leaving the house. Okay, but why did I get to leave the house? Why did you get to leave the house? Because your daughter couldn't pick up your grandson. Is it that bad, though, that it's so bad? Is it, though? Because, I mean, if he loses you when you're basically raising him like he's your son, when it should be her responsibility, then I'd say no, because there's no way I could do it. And then? Our daughter is 14 now, and I could go back to five. Well, you seem to think that our children aren't going to have children. Well, they say they're not, but, I mean, eventually, I'm sure they will. And then when you have to go back to a five-year-old, and you're like 60, I mean, because you're damn near close, so. And then you have a grandchild to watch. Then what? See, luckily I'm a young grandma. But no, someone's taking him for the weekend, and I get to do the fuck I want, and it's going to be nice. And the snow day bullshit, I never got a snow day. Never. But really, they don't have snow days. Yeah, but how many of them are really getting online? Think about it. So let's see. Stupid questions. I know what your answer is. You just watch one of your lame TV shows that you watch. I don't know why they've got to be lame. You should try sitting down and watching them. I tried many times, many times, when I came over here to the show, when you watch your show. I think the one, what one was it, the one where they were on the table and they were matching each other. Okay. Yeah, I think I could watch that one, and I think they could watch the one where they don't see each other. But see, you come in in like the middle of an episode. You need to watch the beginning to understand why the game or the show is lame. I think it's like too hot to handle. See, so is too hot to handle a game as well? It's a game and a game and a show. So what's the point of these shows if they're just a game and you're not really there to find? Because that's what you go there for. But, I mean, honestly, there's five girls, five guys, there's ten people. Even though some get, you know, eliminated and whatever, and new people come in. But, I mean, how are you really going to find love over the summer if you're dating somebody and then it doesn't work out or you're not really even dating anymore. I mean, you're seeing somebody there. And then somebody new comes into the house, and they're like, oh, well, I want to get to know her, but then they find out that they can talk to them better and they have more of a spark with that person. So then the person they were with before moves on to somebody else. Yeah, that sounds really complicated to me. That's part of it, yeah. I don't see how they can. But, I mean, if you go online and look up some of the people that are brought on the show, they're like the quickest person to lift a show. So now you say that you're the... The only one that I've seen is that Love is Blind or whatever, the one where they... The one couple? Where they don't see each other first and then they propose. That one couple so far I know, they're still together. So now you say that these shows are for, like, 30-year-olds to go on there. Do you think that there should be a show for older people? Why not? I think it'd be just as entertaining, if not more. More, right? Because, I mean, you get women in their 60s when they get their sex drive back. Could you just imagine? Well, I don't know about the 60s. I mean, I know in the 40s. The problem is the men, their sex drive drops in their 40s. Well, I mean, they can hand out blue pills every day. That's true. Gives people heart attacks. Does that stuff cause heart attacks? Well, your blood flow and all that. Your heart just bumps up and, you know, you go to downtown or what not. Oh, I'm sorry. We have sexual intercourse. Does that sound better? No, don't tell me it sounds better. No, coming from you, no, it doesn't sound better at all. It sounds just creepy. I just want to be honest. It's better than sucking your worm or punching Goofy, right? That's horrible. Or flicking your bean. That's even worse. Don't go chasing waterfalls. Oh, my God. Wow. I don't know. What questions do you think are good question topics for anything? For everything? Yeah, like conversation starters or stuff like that. Like what we've been talking about. I mean, because I watch my shows enough, I can figure out some conversation starters. Wow. So you have to go to your TV. Oh. Tell me. You know, I think I know my ideal match. Okay. She'd be in some shows too. Then we could like role play. Right? Get in a relationship. We could pretend we're on this island or whatever and we're just meeting for the first time. Of course, I wouldn't want to do the too-hot-to-handle game show. What's that one about? That's the one where they trick the contestants coming on there thinking it's going to be a sex-filled summer and all this. And then they tell them there's no kissing, there's no masturbation, there's no sex. And if they do, it costs money. And I mean, a kiss is like $3,000. Where do they come up with this money? I'm not sure. MTV or whoever. So it's like they give them allotment amount of money. Yeah. And then they... Season one was only 100 grand. One person was watching. Okay. And season two and three was 200 grand. And within the first week on season two that I watched, they already lost 70K. Of everybody's money. It's a $1,000 or $2,000 prize. No, no, no. It's a $200,000 prize that somebody walks away with at the end. That the other... If they didn't have... No. Because in season three, I think it was, I watched, one guy followed the rules the whole way through and he's going to win the money. Isn't that some fucked up bullshit? Yeah, that is, actually. I thought that was bullshit. For the one day of the year. With his dick in check. Left it in his pants. Didn't kiss nobody. Didn't do anything he wasn't supposed to. And he didn't walk away with anything. He wasn't even in the final, the final four. That sucks. Poor guy. Well, so I think that about wraps it up for this episode of the Shit Show. I'm Jessica, this is... I'm Jeremiah, whatever you want to call me. And we're going to sign off. Peace. Later.