THE AMAZING philip and decker

It all started a long time ago in 2019, when Phillip Brandon first got his fat ass off the couch. And now we resume to 2024, where now, Phillip Brandon is in a conflict with Andrew Decker, the man himself. They pushed each other around in the halls, until finally they found secret little powers somewhere in a forest. And they utilized these powers. Phillip Brandon used his pizza powers to knock out Andrew. But Andrew got back to his feet, and hit Phillip with a, doesn't have my name, punch! Phillip went backwards into a tree, but Phillip got up with all his might, and kept fighting Andrew Decker. But Andrew Decker didn't stop there. Andrew Decker was strong and almighty. His unibrow was extremely attractive, so Phillip was like, attracted to Andrew Decker, like, yeah. And like, and then Andrew Decker knocks out Phillip again! But Phillip gets up. Phillip gets up. Andrew! You're gonna regret that! And then, and then, Andrew's like, did not my name, Phillip! Did not my name! That's when Phillip got extremely messed up. His face was all mangled. It was terrible. And I was just sitting there in the corner watching all of this happening. And William Anderson Davis was also there. It was crazy. Andrew Decker started growing wings out of his unibrow, and Phillip Brandon started pissing out pizza. And it was crazy, dude. It was the craziest thing that ever happened and witnessed in my life. And I never want to witness it again, because it gave me PTSD. Just the shock waves from all the punches. The shock waves from all the fear. The shock waves from Phillip and Andrew Decker fighting! Today, we will remember this boss fight, because this boss fight will go down in history as one of the worst in history! And that's the end of today's episode. And this is a true event, by the way.