Sir Lance a Little 3

The speaker questions the logic of marking a secret entrance with a sign that says "secret entrance". They claim to be clever enough to remember their secret entrances, but they also make backup plans. In the end, they express a dramatic statement about everyone dying. Who in their right mind marks a secret entrance with the word secret entrance right over it? Why that would be me of course. Knights as clever as I am never forget where their secret entrances are. However I always make contingencies just in case. Huzzah! We are all going to die.