ep 1

The speaker talks about different types of kids in school, such as the math kid, the politically correct kid, the video game kid, the complicated kid, the sporty kid, the nerdy kid, the kid with anger problems, the bully, the fidgety kid, the graffiti kid, the playground, the types of girls, boredom in class, and assemblies. The speaker shares their opinions and experiences with each type of kid. At the end, they ask for support and thank the listeners for tuning in. What's up guys, we're here with another episode, um, this is my first one, um, hope you guys enjoy it. It's about the types of kids in school, so we're starting off with the first type of kids in school is the maths kid. The maths kid, he's pretty chill, he loves to just chill around, he sometimes gives you the answers, sometimes he helps you figure it out, like, I quite like this dude sometimes. But then, next up we have the kid, who is like, oh that was, that's politically not correct or according to my calculations, you guys know who I'm talking about, like most schools have one of these, like I have one of them in my class. And next up, we got the, we got the kid who always wants to play video games bro, like all bro wants to do is play video games in class, he's like, miss, can we have free time now, miss, can we have free time, and I'm like, boy what the hell bro, we could put you all outside and take a brain break right now, it's like, so complicated, like. Next up, we got the complicated kid, the complicated kid is like, 3.14 times that by b squared equals c squared, plus that by 9, times 3 plus 4, which is 5 plus 12, equals 349 7000. And I'm like, bro what the hell are you talking about, shut your teeth out bro, they're actually so annoying, all I can hear is this in my ear, no no no no no, all I can hear is them chatting bro, it's so annoying, I literally wish I could just tell them to stop bro. Next up, we have the sporty kid, like the sporty kids, yeah they're good bro, I'm a bit of a sporty kid, but I don't like the sporty kids that brag, oh my god, the sporty kids that brag, damn, that is just, oof, I hate the sporty kids that brag bro, he's just annoying as hell. Next up, we got the nerdy kid, oh bro, bro like, if he's quiet and nerdy, that's fine, but like, if he's like one of those loud nerdy kids, and he's like, kinda like the, that is according to my calculations correct kid, he's just annoying as hell bro, and then he's like, trying to make friends with his goofy ass buck teeth and glasses, and I'm like, oh my god bro, just, just leave me alone, chill out bro. Next up, we got the kid that has anger problems, and like, yeah I have anger problems, yes I know, I know who this kid is, it's me, yes I have anger problems, yes I know, and for all, anyone who knows me, personally, while I'm making this video, you know that I can get a bit overwhelmed and angry sometimes, so, basically, the kid who gets angry, usually just has like a bit of anxiety going on, like he can be chill, but just like, don't rev him up, like, don't give him like, stuff to get angry about, otherwise you're probably gonna get yelled at. Next up, we got the kid, the bully, the bully, oh my god, the bully is so annoying, like, I literally get bullied, like, by this kid, I'm not gonna name him, let's just say his name's Joe, um, no, not Joe mama, Joe, um, yeah, he bullies me, right, and he just makes my life ten times harder, but, you know, we just gotta let that wash over our heads, guys, it's literally so easy. If you guys wanna know where I got some inspiration from, go check out Birdie, um, I'll put his name up on the screen if I can, go check him out, that's where I got my inspiration from, and the next type of kid is the kid who always fidgets, like, he's literally always fidgeting, and he's never listening, like, the kids who are fidgeting, but they're listening are good, but then, like, the kid who is fidgeting, but they're not listening, oh, Jesus, bro, just makes it so that we are in a whole world of trouble, and, like, we all have to stay in for, like, 15 minutes, and I'm like, oh, God, bro, you're literally wasting so much of our time. Next up, we got the kid that is, like, I'll get to what he does in a sec, if you guys can guess, put it in the comments down below, so, basically, the kid, the kid is, he always, always, always does stuff in the bathroom, he draws on the walls, yeah, you guys know who I'm talking about, it's the graffiti kid, don't actually comment it, I'm just joking on that, guys, it's the graffiti kid, he's always hitting the weird-ass tags in the bathroom, like, he needs to go home and actually get some lessons on how to do that, like, bro's literally just tagging random stuff in the bathrooms, alright, moving on now to the playground, bro, that is, the playground, oh, my God, is so annoying, bro, it's literally, like, the most annoying thing ever, there's kids screaming, there's kids doing weird stuff, like, they're jumping off stuff that they shouldn't be, like, yes, I used to do this when I was younger, but, like, people, oh, my God, bro, I don't even know how they be getting under the building, like, oh, my God, these kids are literally so annoying, and the playground is also another place where people just can't fit in, like, I feel kind of bad for the people that can't fit in, like, but, like, I don't feel bad for them, but, like, I feel like, I don't know, I feel a bit of sympathy, because, like, I don't want them to be left out, but they kind of deserve it sometimes, yeah, and that's the playground, and basically, in the playground, right, we have, like, a slide, and there's always, like, these four kids who are gapping the slide, and they're basically making dents in it, and I'm like, bro, let's see it again, and then one time, this kid came off, and he had to go to the, he hit his head on the concrete, and he split his head open, and he had to go to the medical bay, and I was like, oh, bro, hell no, because it looked nasty, it looked hell enough, right, next, we got the girls, like, we're talking about the girls, like, not, like, if they're, like, hot or anything, we're talking about the types of girls, so that we, you know, the girls who are always getting into drama, and they're like, hey, girly, come here, girly, oh, my God, girlies, is that new nails, like, yeah, you know who I'm talking about, the sly girls, or the hot Cheeto girls, like, the hot Cheeto girls, they always be chewing on snacks in the back of the class, they be eating whatever spicy things they can find, like, oh, my God, bro, just chill out on the hot Cheetos, next up, we got the girl, the quiet girl, the quiet girl is actually pretty nice, she's usually kind of, she's usually kind of hot, but, like, because she's just quiet, and she doesn't really, like, talk, and make all that drama happen, that's, like, that's my types of, that's the types of girls in my school, I don't have that many types of girls, they're all, like, slay queen, and then, next up, we're talking about the boredom, bro, the boredom that gets to you when your teacher's explaining something that you already learnt, like, oh, my God, bro, we already learnt this, and then the teacher's like, it's just revision, and I'm like, bro, we did this literally a day ago, if you can't remember this, you need to go back to kindergarten, and then we got the kid, and then the boredom, oh, my God, bro, the boredom kicks in, you know what I'm saying, and then you start fidgeting, and then the teacher's like, stop fidgeting, even though you're listening, and then, yeah, and then the assemblies, bro, oh, my God, if you don't have an assembly in your school, you're sort of lucky, bro, the assemblies at my school take, like, forever, and then they have to do, like, class awards, which are literally just pieces of paper with names written on it, and I'm like, oh, my God, bro, just get on with the assembly, no one really cares or gives a damn. Alright, guys, that was the end of today's episode, I hope you guys enjoyed, have a good day, thank you, if you like this, share it to your friends, helps me grow, it's my first podcast, it might not be good, it's taken me a long time to figure all this out, so have a good time, bye. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,