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The speaker discusses different types of kids in school. They mention the math kid who helps others, the politically correct kid, the kid obsessed with video games, the complicated kid who talks in math equations, the sporty kid who brags, the nerdy kid who annoys others, the kid with anger issues, the bully, the kid who always fidgets, the graffiti kid, the chaos in the playground, the drama-prone girls, the quiet girl, boredom in class, and long assemblies. The speaker expresses annoyance with many of these types of kids. What's up guys? We're here with another episode. This is my first one. I hope you guys enjoy it. It's about the types of kids in school. So we're starting off with the first type of kid in school is the maths kid. The maths kid, he's pretty chill. He loves to just chill around. He sometimes gives you the answers, sometimes he helps you figure it out. Like, I quite like this dude sometimes. Next up we have the kid who is like, oh that's politically not correct or according to my calculations. You guys know who I'm talking about. Most schools have one of these. I have one of them in my class. Next up we got the kid who always wants to play video games. All Bray wants to do is play video games in class. He's like, miss, we have free time now, miss, we have free time. And I'm like, boy what the hell bro, we could put your girl outside and take a brain break right now. It's like, so complicated. Next up we got the complicated kid. The complicated kid is like, 3.14 times that by b squared equals c squared plus that by 9 times 3 plus 4 equals 5 plus 12 equals 349 7000. And I'm like, boy what the hell are you talking about, shut your teeth out bro, they're actually so annoying. All I can hear is this in my ears. Nom nom nom nom nom. All I can hear is them chatting bro, it's so annoying. I literally wish I could just tell them to stop bro. Next up we have the sporty kid. Like the sporty kids, yeah they're good bro, I'm a bit of a sporty kid. But I don't like the sporty kids that brag. Oh my god, the sporty kids that brag, damn, that is just, oof, I hate the sporty kids that brag bro, he's just annoying as hell. Next up we got the nerdy kid. Oh bro, if he's quiet and nerdy, that's fine, but if he's like one of those loud nerdy kids and he's kind of like the, that is according to my calculations correct kid, he's just annoying as hell bro. And then he's like trying to make friends with his goofy ass buck teeth and glasses and I'm like, oh my god bro, just leave me alone, chill out bro. If you're someone who knows me, personally, while I'm making this video, you know that I can get a bit overwhelmed and angry sometimes. So basically, the kid who gets angry usually just has like a bit of anxiety going on, like he can be chill, but just like don't raise him up, like don't give him like stuff to get angry about, otherwise you're probably gonna get yelled at. Next up we got the kid, the bully, the bully, oh my god, the bully is so annoying. Like, I literally get bullied by this kid, I'm not gonna name him, let's just say his name's Joe. Um, no, not Joe mama, Joe. Um, yeah, he bullies me, right? And he just makes my life ten times harder, but you know, we just gotta let that wash over our heads guys, it's literally so easy. If you guys wanna know where I got some inspiration from, go check out Birdie, um, I'll put his name up on the screen if I can, go check him out, that's where I got my inspiration from. And the next type of kid is the kid who always fidgets, like he's literally always fidgeting and he's never listening. Like the kids who are fidgeting but they're listening are good, but then like the kid who is fidgeting but they're not listening, oh Jesus bro, just makes it so that we are in a whole world of trouble and like we all have to stay in for like 15 minutes and I'm like, oh my god bro, you're literally wasting so much of our time. Next up we got the kid that is like, I'll get to what he does in a sec, if you guys can guess, put it in the comments down below. So basically, the kid is, he always, always, always does stuff in the bathroom, he draws on the walls, yeah you guys know who I'm talking about, it's the graffiti kid, don't actually comment it, I'm just joking on that guys, it's the graffiti kid. He's always hitting the weird ass tags in the bathroom, like he needs to go home and actually get some lessons on how to do that, like bro's literally just tagging random stuff in the bathroom. Alright, moving on now to the playground, bro that is, the playground, oh my god, is so annoying bro, it's literally like the most annoying thing ever, there's kids screaming, there's kids doing weird stuff, like they're jumping off stuff that they shouldn't be, like yes I used to do this when I was younger, but like people, oh my god bro, I don't even know how they be getting under the building, like oh my god, these kids are literally so annoying. And the playground is also another place where people just can't fit in, like I feel kind of bad for the people that can't fit in, like I don't feel bad for them, but like I feel like, I don't know, I feel a bit of sympathy, because like, I don't want them to be left out, but they kind of deserve it sometimes. Um, yeah, and that's the playground, and basically in the playground, right, we have like a slide, and there's always like these four kids who are gapping the slide, and they're basically making dents in it, and I'm like bro, let's see it again, and then one time this kid came off, and he hit his head on the concrete, and he split his head open, and he had to go to the medical bay, and I was like, oh bro, hell no. Because it looked nasty, it looked hella nasty. Right, next we got the girls, like we're talking about the girls, like, not like if they're like hot or anything, we're talking about the types of girls, so that we, you know the girls who are always getting into drama, and they're like, hey, girly, come here, girly, oh my god, girlies, is that new nails? Like, yeah, you know who I'm talking about, the slay girls, or the hot cheeto girls, like the hot cheeto girls, they always be chewing on snacks in the back of the class, they be eating whatever spicy things they can find, like, oh my god, bro, just chill out on the hot cheetos. Next up, we got the girl, the quiet girl, the quiet girl is actually pretty nice, she's usually kinda, she's usually kinda hot, but like, because she's just quiet, and she doesn't really like, talk, and make all that drama happen, that's like, that's my types of, that's the types of girls in my school, I don't have that many types of girls, they all like slay cleaning, and, and, next up we're talking about the boredom, bro, the boredom that gets to you when your teacher's explaining something that you already learnt. Like, oh my god, bro, we already learnt this, and then the teacher's like, it's just revision, and I'm like, bro, we did this literally a day ago, if you can't remember this, you need to go back to kindergarten. And then we got the kid, and then the boredom, oh my god, bro, the boredom kicks in, you know what I'm saying, guys, and then you start fidgeting, and then the teacher's like, stop fidgeting, even though you're listening, and then, yeah, and then the assemblies, bro, oh my god, if you don't have an assembly in your school, you're so lucky, bro. The assemblies at my school take, like, forever, and then they have to do, like, class awards, which are literally just pieces of paper with names written on it, and I'm like, oh my god, bro, just get on with the assembly, no one really cares or gives a damn.

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