Episode #11-Would You Rather

Hey guys, welcome back to College Knockoffs with Brie and Hanna. I'm Brie, this is Hanna. Hi guys! And I feel inclined to tell you that we are actually together right now recording this. Woohoo! Yay! So, this is the second episode where we got to be in the same place and record with each other, so we're kind of excited. Yeah, I'm excited. I didn't beg Brie, but I kind of secretly, silently begged Brie. She did kind of secretly, silently beg me. I wanted her to be here, so yay! But she got me here. That's all that matters. Yeah. I was falling asleep on my way here. I was struggling. I was tired. I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I don't know why I was so tired. It was literally like noon. Yeah. You were probably stressed out from your eye doctor. Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't too stressed with that. I did go to the eye doctor, guys. I need glasses. Yeah, the last time she was here, she put on my glasses. To watch TV. Yeah, to watch TV. And she was like, oh my gosh. I can see so much better. She was like, yeah, now I'm getting glasses. I told Hanna, I was like, I kind of wish that I would have planned ahead and went to the eye doctor before I drove all the way up here, because I really need them while I'm driving. But I made it, so it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. What have you been up to this week? A lot of wedding planning, which has been crazy. I think I finally know everything. There's no like officialness to it. But yeah, so wedding planning and work, and we're almost done with school. So that's exciting. And yeah. Oh man, almost done with school. I have four more days. How many more days do you have? Not four days. Not four days. No. Oh gosh. Yeah, we only have four more days. But my school does like all of the fun stuff the week before the week we get out. So now it's like... What are you going to do? Yeah. Like they're not going to want to sit in their chairs and... Just going to watch movies? No, I can't do that. That's not allowed. What? But yeah, I wish they kind of would have spread it out or at least just put everything in the last week of school. Because now it's just going to be hard to try to keep the kids like calm. We'll probably go outside. As long as it's nice, we'll go outside. I've been taking the kids outside. Today we went outside. The first class, I didn't realize how muddy it was because it's been raining. And we played gaga ball and like when we went to line up, all the kids legs were just like full of mud. And then I made them go to the bathroom and wash their legs off before sending them back to their teacher. But it was fun. We didn't really get to go outside this much or much this week because it rained so much and it was too wet for us to go outside. So they were stuck inside watching movies. They were moving out by the end of the week. They didn't want to do that anymore. Yeah. But... That's exciting. You only have four days left. I know. I am excited. And then I have like two weeks off and then I have summer school. Maybe one week. But summer school will be fun. I like summer school. Yeah, it'll be fun. Is it all day? Yeah, it's still like a whole school day. But they split it to where in the morning is like actual instruction. But they still want it to be more like hands-on and fun. Not just like worksheets and stuff. And then in the afternoon they have PM programs where like they do three different programs that relate to the theme that week. And so like one of our themes is like engineering. So they'll do like three different things with that. And so those are always fun. And then every week they go on a field trip somewhere and Brooke tries to relate it to whatever that theme is that week. So it'll be a lot of fun. I'm excited. I am ready for just like my little break now. Yeah. I went to a concert last week with Jake and that was fun. We got to see Jason Boland. So we've seen him twice now. Yeah. He's always good. He doesn't sound like that. He sounds like himself. He sounds like the actual tracks and stuff. Oh, that's good. So that was nice. Yeah. And yeah, that's pretty much all I did. I have like one more week of my college class stuff. Mm-hmm. So I only have like one more assignment and it's not too bad. So I just got to get that done this next week and get on it. You got it. Good. You got it. I guess last week I, well you know, I went and looked at the venues. Mm-hmm. But for people that listen, I'm not doing it at a regular venue. I'm doing it at a tent. Well, we're renting a tent. So let's pray that everything goes together, all the chairs, the tables, the linens. Yes. Yeah. So yeah. It'll be good. It'll be good. It's going to be good. Yeah. I might be making my own cake. We might be making our own food. If we make our own food, it probably won't taste the best, but hey. She didn't come for the food. We tried our best. Yeah. We knew. Yeah. All right. Well, that's our weekly update for you. That's probably the longest one we've had in a while. Yeah. But let's get started. We're doing our Would You Rather questions. Okay. Hannah seems excited. I am excited. So I'm going to let her go first. Okay. We're sitting on the couch for like, I don't know, like 45 minutes trying to find some. Yeah. My first two I found off the internet, the last few I made up. But the first one is, would you rather speak all languages in the world or be able to speak to animals? You're actually kidding. Did you have that one? I wrote that one down. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I would rather speak all human languages just because, and I knew what your answer would be. But yeah, no, I would rather be able to speak all human languages because then I could just talk to anybody. And like, if I travel, it would make it so much easier. You know what I mean? Yeah. Animals, it's like, what if they don't like you? And then they're just going to tell you about it. Well, I mean, that could be with humans, too. I guess that's true. I, yeah, I would definitely do. You expect that from humans. You don't expect that from animals. Yeah. I would definitely speak to animals, too. I think of like Dr. Dolittle. Yeah. And that would be so funny. Yeah. Kind of freaky, but yeah, it'd be fun. It'd be fun. Oh, my gosh. I would definitely speak to animals. Even if I couldn't speak to humans, I'd still speak to animals. She would rather talk to animals than talk to humans. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Okay. My first one is, would you rather have a personal chef or a personal trainer for your life? Oh. Personal chef because I am a personal trainer. Yeah. True. That would be so nice to have your meals made. I would. You would save so much time. You would. Mmm. And I watch those videos all the time of personal chefs. Yes. I've watched those, too. And it seems really nice. I think I would also do personal chefs just because this is going to sound really bad. Then I could slack off a little bit more with my training. Or you could just be my personal trainer. Yeah. I'll be your personal trainer. If I had a personal trainer, then they would never let me rest. Sometimes I just need a break. Know what I mean? Mmm. She was looking at me like, uh, three? Yeah. Definitely a chef. I would pick a chef. I just don't want to go home to have to figure out what I'm going to eat. That's what I would pick a chef. I know. I'm so exhausted. Poor Jake has probably only gotten, like, four meals cooked from me in two years. And he's made everything else. Hey, that's okay. There's nothing wrong with that. Sometimes I feel bad because he's cooked a lot and I don't. Yeah. It's pretty even for Trevor and I. So sometimes if I have a busy night, then he cooks. If it's the other way around, then I cook. I should do that. That's what you should do, but normally it's just like... One time he said, you know, you'd probably starve if I wasn't around. Yeah. But... Like, yeah. Yeah, there's definitely things that Trevor does all the time that I never do that I'm like, ooh, I should do that too. Yeah. Alright, what's your next one? I don't like... Would you rather give up your computer or your pet? Oh, crap. Oh my gosh. It's... I know you would say your computer because of how much you love Bria. Yeah. But I use my computer for literally everything. Like, I love my dog very, very much. But, like, the only reason the podcast gets uploaded is because I use my computer. And I use my computer for homework, and I use my computer for school, and I use my computer for... What if... What if you could go to the library and use their computer? Would you still save your browser? Oh, no. If that... Yeah, okay. If that was an option. Yeah. I feel like that could be feasible. Maybe you'd be more... What's the word? Ah, shoot. What's the word? I don't know. Proactive. Is it proactive? In what? I don't know. Getting things done? Yeah. Probably. Because I do procrastinate. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Alright. Fine. If I could have a library computer, I'll save my dog. That's like my default. Okay, this is one that I came up with. Yeah. And I just had to do it because we used to watch them all the time. But would you rather be a contestant on Love is Blind or The Bachelor? Love is Blind. Okay, why? Because... Well, you couldn't... Because, like, if Trevor was on the other side, then I could just talk to him. Okay. But Trevor's not involved in this situation at all. I would still Love is Blind because I could... I would not get along with everybody. Yeah. You don't want to, like, be with all the other girls. No, I would get so annoyed with other, like... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could barely be in a sorority in college. You want me to be around, like, 30 other girls? And we were in the nicest sorority. I know. And I couldn't even stand being around that many girls. Yeah. See, here's my thought on that. It's like... What if, like, okay, you're on Love is Blind, but then, you know, like, at the end, when you get engaged, and then you finally get to see them, and then they break up with you because you're not pretty enough? No, they wouldn't do that. They've done that before! Well... Not right at that moment. They don't do it. But, no, there was one, one time where, like, you saw it on the guy's face. And he just, like... Which one? On the newest season. The one that we started watching together. I finished watching it. It was a... Oh, my gosh, I remember his name. He was the firefighter. Oh, my gosh, I remember his name. Anyways, no, you could tell on his face. That he wasn't... I'm not attracted to him. Well, I mean, at least you find that out faster. Later on, he said it was because she wore too much makeup. Well... I get it, but it was just, like... And she even told him, like, Okay, I don't wear that much makeup all the time. She's like, that wouldn't feel nice for you. He goes, well, I didn't like it. Okay, well, then he's a jerk, and she should have known that before picking him. Yeah. So... Well, it's happened before. I mean, he's more likely... You probably had that talk before. I know you're not supposed to talk about your looks, but be like, Hey, how important is looks to you? Well, they do kind of have that conversation. Yeah. But they're not supposed to describe what they look like. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, your turn. Oh, my turn. Would you rather be an actor in a bad movie or a villain in a good movie? An actor in a bad movie or a villain in a good movie. Um... An actor in a bad movie. I don't think I have an answer for this one. Either way, you're just acting, though. Would you rather be in a bad movie or a good movie? I'd be the villain. It's a good movie. Really? You're just acting. Yeah. Like, it depends what the villain does. Yeah, I guess that's true. But still, like, you're acting. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have an answer. I guess I do need to have an answer, don't I? I don't know. That's hard. I don't want to be a bad person just because it's a good movie. No, I get that. But it doesn't make you a bad person. It kind of does. Because that still is you. I guess. That's like in shows when people are married to other people but they're kissing other people on the shows. How does that feel? I don't know. Because most of the time, they're not acting. Or, do you mean... Oh, wait. You mean, like, when they're married outside of the show. Yeah, they're married outside. But they're playing in a... Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you were meaning, like, in a show. Like... I don't even know how I thought you meant that. Oh. I was thinking, like... I don't know. Never mind. Because I... Because we're watching Fuller House, okay? Okay. Still, great show. But I think Candace Cameron has a husband. And she's, like, making out with this other guy on the show. And it's like... And she has kids. Yeah. Could you imagine if your mom was making out with another guy on the show? Yeah, I get that. I get that. To them, though, it's just... It's for money. I know. It's just acting. Yeah, it's just... They're not, like... Like, okay, the ones that are married and they do kiss someone and then they, like, either cheat on or leave them for them. Okay, yeah, that's bad. But if they have, like, an actual good marriage and they're just acting... Yeah, I guess if they're okay with it, then I'm okay with it. Yeah. She won't judge you for having a good marriage. Oh, my gosh. Okay, well, this is my last one since we had the same one for a while. Oh. Okay, I made this one up just for you. Okay. Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or her live forever? Her live forever. You want to talk to her? If she would be around forever... Yeah. I mean, I already love her and I don't communicate to her. True. So... True. She's going to be around forever and I don't care what anybody says. Okay? Okay. Okay. All right. I have two left. Okay. Would you rather be Peter or Paul in the Bible? Paul. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Who would you rather be? Well, so... I have to talk this out. Okay. Because Peter... Peter walked with Jesus. Right. But Peter also got his ear sliced off. Mm-hmm. Paul... He's a good dude. Mm-hmm. I mean, he wasn't at first, but then he came around. Yeah, right. And, like, he's chilling in heaven with Jesus, God, whatever, right now. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Like, I mean, I'm sure Peter is, too. Yeah. Maybe Peter, because, like, he's in heaven and he walked with Jesus. Yeah. But Paul was such a good... Like, he wrote so many books in the New Testament. Yeah. See, that's kind of my thought, is even though he was not good... Yeah. ...in the beginning, he came around and then he was, like... He was, like... To me, he was, like, one of the greatest. Yeah, he's... I mean, he's up there. Yeah. Higher than Peter. Yeah. But, I mean, I don't know if we can say that, because he was, like... You know what I mean. Yeah, I know. But I really like his books. I know. He's good. So... Oh, but who would you rather be? Yeah, who would you rather be? I think I would rather be Peter. Okay. All right. I would rather be Peter. I like Paul more, but I would rather be Peter. And in The Chosen... Have you watched The Chosen? No. Peter is so relatable and so funny. Yeah. And I feel like, yeah, I would want to be Peter. Okay. I... He's funny. He's a funny guy. Okay. My last one is, would you rather listen to Taylor Swift's new song or listen to annoying person talk all the time? Oh, my gosh. She's just... What's it called? What's it called? Stir in the pot. And then what's the other one? What? I don't know. Like you. Because I shared your topic last week. Yeah. And so you're stir in the pot. And then what's the other one where it's like... Jack... I don't know. I don't know what I'm trying to say. Anyways. I would... But who's the annoying person? Good. Um... This shouldn't even be a debate, but... I didn't want to say that. No. That's why I'm sitting here. Oh, my gosh. Okay. She wasn't that bad to me, though. Okay. Well, then I'll think of a different person. Well, like... There has to be one annoying person that you just cannot stand. There was. It can be an adult or a kid. She's saying it's one of your students. No. No. It was somebody I used to work with last year. You heard the story. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. T-Swift's kind of bad, though. I mean, if you have to listen to her songs over and over and over... Oh, is it over and over? Or is it just like... Just for, like, too long. Or would you rather listen to her or listen to this person? Okay, sure. At just any time? Yeah, that. Can I pick which T-Swift song it is? No. Then which one? Guilty as Sin. Oh, crap. I know. You don't like that one? No. I was going to say, if I could pick the song, then I'd just pick one from that debut album. That was actually okay. No. Well, shoot. I'll listen to the day-annoying person then. As much as I don't like them. Wow. That was impressive. Yeah. I don't know. I just don't want to listen to Guilty as Sin all the time. It would just make me feel like a sinner. Like I would feel really bad. Yeah. I gotcha. And guilty. Hey, I didn't say that you couldn't tell them to shut up. Oh. Interesting. I'm not like that. I know. I wanted to do that, and I never did. Dang. Alright. What do you got going on coming up this next week? This next week. This next week. Well, more planning. Hopefully, we get a tent actually rented. Yes. Oh, we're going wedding dress shopping tomorrow. Yeah, we are. Woo! That's what she guilt-tripped me into coming up with. Okay. Guilt-tripping. As if she doesn't like me. Okay. No. Literally, all she did was text me. She sent me an Instagram page and said, I think I'm going to go here this weekend. Yeah. And I was like, she's not going to go by herself. I probably wouldn't have. And so, I was like, do you want me to go? She's like, yeah. You know, I actually, like a few weeks ago, I made an appointment at a different place, but I ended up canceling it because I was just like, I don't want to go. Yeah. I really like this place, though. Yeah. I hope you find one that you really like. Yeah. So, more planning. More planning. I printed her off a checklist so that she knows what she actually needs to do. Yeah. Bri really helped me today. So, yeah. We're going to work on that checklist this week. Yeah. Yes. Checklist. And honestly, now that I have to plan a wedding, like, that's all I can think about. So, yeah. Work. But. But at work, all she's doing is thinking about her wedding. Yeah. I know, which is sad. I didn't think about, like, the end of the school year with the kids. But, it's still important. And I'm going to come up super fast. Oh, my gosh. So fast. So. But, I will do what I can from afar. Yeah. It sucks living from afar. I know. Sorry. No, honestly, it's fine. It's fine. We're only a few hours away. But we're not always going to be a few hours away. Yeah. She's going to leave me. Gosh. Oh. Okay. Well. Well, she's going to move so far. It's fine. Then I will have an excuse to travel. I know. We'll travel. Oh, also, we have to figure out, like, bachelorette situations. Yeah. We are going to do a small one. But then we're going to save up. Both of us are going to save up. Fake one. Except it won't really be a bachelorette trip anymore. It'll just be us going on a trip. Well, maybe it'll be yours. Maybe. Oh, my gosh. Talk to Jake about it. No. Gibby, if you're hearing this, you know what to do. Oh, gosh, no. We're planning a big trip, though. I told her that I'd, like, because we were just going to do kind of like a surprise bachelorette trip. And I was just going to surprise her with where we were going and what we were doing and stuff. But then I realized that it was really expensive. Yeah. And so we're just going to save up and go when we can actually afford it. Yeah. And we joked and said we would only be able to afford it because it would be our men's money, but... Oh, gosh. I said joke. We joked. We're joking. It was a joke. Trevor, we're joking. It was a joke. We thought it was. Yeah. But... Yeah. Episode... What is this? Eleven. Eleven. One. One. Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo. So that time we saw each other was ten weeks ago. Yeah. Well, ten or eleven. Because we're on episode eleven. So wouldn't it be eleven? Yeah, two months ago. That's pretty good. That is... Yeah. Not awful. No. Let's keep it up. Okay. Two more months and then we'll be back. Yeah. Or before. Oh, yeah. It has to be before. But still, after I move, two months. We're going to see each other every two months and it's going to happen. I'm just going to put that in my budget. Oh. Okay. All right. Me too. I'll budget just to... Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be... I got to budget. I got to be done... I think once I'm done with school, it'll be a lot easier for me to budget. Yeah. But school is so expensive. When are you going to be done with that? I was supposed to be done next week, but I had to drop that one class. Oh, yeah. I forgot. So I got to retake it in the fall. Oh. And she's the teacher again. I didn't get her fired. So I was like, dang it. Oh. That Rosa Parks class. Yeah. Yeah. My social studies class. Yeah. She's... The teacher, like, wouldn't help me. Do you think she'll remember you? Probably. There's only, like, 20 people in the class at a time and normally only, like, 10 people show up to class. So... Yeah. But... You'll... She better help me this time. Yeah. Or maybe... No, no, I'm not going to say that. I'll help you. I was going to say I'll get my uncle to help me. But... No. No. No. Because he's a... He knows everything. One time when I was telling him I was about to take that class, he tried to sit there and quiz me. Yeah. And I was like, I don't... 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