Na broadcats 2 (The issue at hand and Naywow)

The transcription is a conversation between two individuals discussing the TV show Jersey Shore. They apologize for the delay in releasing their podcast episode and discuss their personal history with the show. They mention some random notes they have about the show, such as the controversy surrounding it and the initial concept of the show as a competition. They also talk about specific moments from the show, like Snooki taking a shot and Angelina's behavior. They express their love for the show and its iconic moments. Welcome back to the N.A. podcast for episode two. Happy episode two. Today we're starting off with a banger. And first of all, we wanted to apologize for the long-awaited second episode. We were busy getting a makeover. We were getting in our Guido and Guidette just personas. Yeah, yeah. We should have came up with nicknames. We were too busy. Nicknames. We should have come up with some nicknames. They've all got their nicknames in Jersey Shore. Nay Wow. Nay Wow. That's my nickname. I don't know. I don't know. Situation. I was like, just do I call myself like, not the situation, but like, what's a synonym for situation? Oh, shit. The issue at hand. The issue at hand. I think we should just go with that for the nickname. The issue at hand in Nay Wow. So, yeah, welcome back to our podcast. If you're coming back from our first episode, obviously you know that we are very new, starting out with some funky equipment. So, again, our camera will be turning off at one point, at least once. At least once. Hopefully not more than that. You cannot predict the future, though. Yes. Oh, we should introduce our new people. Oh, my gosh. So we got a new lady to her family. Welcome to the family. What's her name? Mary Elizabeth. Mary Ann Louise Beth. Mary Ann Louise Beth. She fits. Oh, she just fits so perfectly. I feel like, especially with, like, Erica, like, they just seem like they get along really well. Oh, yeah. And today the Red Bull of the day is watermelon Red Bull in our cups, and we also have some pickles. It's ready to go. Jersey Shore. But before we get into our Jersey Shore, we'd like to issue out an apology. At least I would like to issue out an apology. Scentbird, I am sorry. Thank you for not suing us if you heard about our beef. I'm really sorry. You know, it just, we really don't want to stir anything. Scentbird, we're just, we hate you. Because, I mean, like, they did recently update their app, and you now can cancel your subscription. So they heard our pleas and cries. Yes. And they fixed it. That's it. Did you cancel your subscription, or are you still subscribed? I'm still subscribed. Talking all that shit, and you're like, you know what? I mean, I just got another one in the mail literally yesterday. You did? Yes. Heck yeah. So I'm like, maybe I'll keep it. They need to lower the price, though. Like, $18 is way too much. No, that's crazy. But yeah. So now that we've gotten our apology over with, we are going to start this very special episode. Today we want to talk about Jersey Shore and a couple other random things. So, I mean, this is my history with Jersey Shore. I obviously wasn't watching it when it came out, because I was, like, four. But then there was one time in my senior year of high school. My friend turns it on, and I'm like, this is interesting. And we're watching it. And then I just, like, get attached. And then that starts my obsession. And I'm trying to create a lot of notes to make a video essay. It's my passion project. Your magnum opus. Yeah, my magnum. Whoa. So I just have, like, random notes in my notes app for Jersey Shore specifically. And I also have, like, this notebook of notes. But I didn't bring that, unfortunately. Yeah. I mean, I just really, I watched it with my cousin, because she just, she was messy like that. I love Jersey Shore. So I watched it, like, I want to say when I was in, like, middle school. I feel like that probably created a big, like, personality thing. You know, if anything, I love Jersey Shore because it helped me be a little bit more confrontational, I think. And, like, sometimes I'll watch it in the morning to, like, get hyped up for the day. Like, I'm ready. I say we just start, like, giving some of our random-ass notes that we have now. This isn't anything about specifically characters in Jersey Shore. But I was just, like, looking at pictures of guidos and guidettes when I was trying to get my inspo. And I just saw some pictures, and I was like, guidos and guidettes are low-key kawaii. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's definitely where it stems from, I think. Like, what's it called? I know what you're talking about. Yeah. It starts with a G. Yeah. But, like, this picture? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're definitely very... That's kawaii. As well as... Oh, my God. They're so cute, though. I'm upset. Yeah. So cute to see. Yeah. If you don't know what Jersey Shore is, I feel like maybe we should give, like, a quick little... Oh, yeah. Jersey Shore is a reality TV show. I do have some notes about, like, the lore behind Jersey Shore. Oh, I love that. I'll just say this stuff off the top of my head. It's based off of people who have, like, the guido aesthetic, or, like, guido guidette aesthetic, which is, like, Italian. You, like, spray tan. It's very, like, 2000s, early 2000s, like, look. Yeah. Do you want to give? It originally was going to be a competition show. Yeah. And it was going to be, like, about who is the most guidette or guido. Yeah. Because it was not going to have women. It was just going to be about... It was just who's going to be the most guido. That's so interesting. But then, I guess, they probably couldn't get enough men. Well, they were going to have, like, new people each time. Uh-huh. And people liked, like, Snooki and Pauly D and, like, the situation so much that, like, they were like, let's just keep these people. But a crazy thing that I learned about, like, the lore behind Jersey Shore is... So, while they were producing and, like, making Jersey Shore and stuff, Jersey Shore was supposed to be, like, a side project for MTV. Yeah. So, it was, like, their side project. And their big one was this show called Brick and Tunnel. And it was, like, these two sisters. Uh-huh. But it got canceled. And they never even released a trailer for it. And then Jersey... Because they were, like, working on it as... Because they made Jersey Shore first while they were working on this Brick and Tunnel show just as, like, a side project so that they could, like, not die and not go broke while they were making the show. It was just literally just there so they could make money for it. But it did so well that they were like, okay, fuck Brick and Tunnel. We're just going to go all in with Jersey Shore. And wasn't there, like, a controversy? Because, like, Jersey Shore was very hated, too. Oh, yeah. People did not like it because they thought everyone was trashy and they kind of are. And a lot of people didn't like it also because they were like, it paints Italian people as bad because of all of the whole anti-Italian shit and whatever. That was a rough time. But we love Jersey Shore. It's such, like, a monumental moment of history. Like, if you know anything about, like, the note, like, that's so iconic. The note is so iconic. Your T-shirt, Where's the Beach? Where's the Beach? So iconic. That was a crazy time. I say we start just from, like, season one, just, like, random parts that we like. Also, eventually, I think we should give, like, a tier list of, like, the characters that we like, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. I mean, episode one, actually insane. Because when I was watching, recap, episode one was also released at the same time as episode two. It was a two-hour premiere. Goddamn. I had no idea. Crazy. So episode one and two are basically both, like, episode one. And some crazy shit goes down in those two episodes. Yeah. Well, and I remember, like, Snooki at the start, like, she was just so messy. She shows up, and the first thing she does is take a shot. Yeah, she said, let's take a shot. And then she takes it and, like, goes, like, whoo, and everybody, like, looks around. And they're like, who is this girl? Snooki's not even Italian. She's not? No, she's Chilean. Oh. She's adopted, though, by Italian parents. I see. I see. It's so funny, though. That was another reason people didn't like Snooki, though, because they found out she was Chilean, and they're like, she's not a real guidet. That is messed up. She is a guidet, for sure. She created it. Like, literally. No, she's hilarious. I also just love the fact that, like, season one is so, like, interesting because they're all, like, strangers. Like, they don't know each other at all. And so I just think it's interesting, especially, like, for the first couple episodes because they're just like, who are you? Yeah. What episode was the one where Angelina, like, calls out of work and then ---- That literally was the second episode. Oh, my God. The second episode. Because the first episode, Angelina pulls up with some ---- Trash bags. She pulls up with her trash bags. Then they go out to the club. Then they come back from the club. Mike has two girls in the hot tub. And she says, sluts deserve to be abused. Already nobody likes Angelina. Episode one, they've been there one night. Already hated. And, like, honestly, rightfully so, she comes into Jersey Shore and just, like, decides, you know what, I'm going to be really mean to women. Yeah. Like, I think ---- Because she wanted to be, like, friends with all the guys. But then the guys were like, she's trashy. In today's terms, she would be a pick-me. But I think I also ---- Sometimes I feel guilty about, like, how Angelina was portrayed. But then I'm like, I, like, re-watch the first season. And then the second season, I'm like, dude, she just messed up. No, literally. And then she comes back. And she doesn't, like, come back fully. But she shows up again in season six. Like, she's just at a club. And she apologizes to all of them. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Which is hella weird. Because then she's, like, trying to hang out with all of them. And they're like, we don't want to hang out with you. Like, what? I think she's in the new one, too. Like, I think she's friends with them and everything. Like, I don't really watch the new ---- The family vacation. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not that interested in it either. But what else about Angelina? Oh, yeah, because I don't know if it was episode two or three. I think it was episode two. I want to say it was episode two because she got her ---- her boyfriend comes to visit. Yeah. And they go out to the club together. And he breaks up with her. Yeah, and then the next day she's like, I just don't feel like ---- And she literally, like, says it in the video. She's like, I just don't feel like going to work. So I came up with this lie that I was sick. She goes in there, looks perfectly fine, and is like, I'm sick. She's like, I'm sick. No, and like, girl, like, and then the boss comes in and she's like, no, talk to me in the bathroom. Because the thing with Jersey Shore is they're always going to be recorded except for when they're in the bathroom. Yeah. And they also aren't allowed to have, like, cell phones. In the guest room, too. In the guest room. The smush room. Smush room. Yeah. I could have sworn there were, like, a couple clips, though, like, in the smush room, which is weird. Sometimes I, like, feel grossed out, like, watching all these people, like, have sex. Yeah. I'm like, why am I watching this? No, Angelina, like, it's just so wild that, like, she would admit she was lying. But then, like, I don't know. I don't even understand that. And then she goes out and lies again. Yeah. And then she's just out here, like, flat-shaming people. Sure. The worst kind of person. Yeah. Angelina, worst character. If we were to put her on the tier list, I mean, like, what is it, F-tier? Yeah. F-tier. F-tier. F-minus-tier. Mm-hmm. I think, what else do we need to talk about for the first season? Oh, my goodness. That. Excuse me. I'm trying to think of, I mean, I don't really have a whole lot of notes for the first season, because not a whole lot really happens in the first season. Yeah, it's kind of boring, too. Because they really pick up in the second season. Oh, second season goes crazy. I mean, Snooki being the only one to confront people in the first season, and honestly the first three seasons. Remember she got fucking hit by that one dude in the bar? Oh, yeah, yeah, that was crazy. And it was Mike's fault. Oh, my God, yeah, I remember this. Because he was buying them shots. Yeah, and he was like, oh, yeah, you guys, like, we're all partying, we're all partying. And Snooki is like, hey, these are, like, my friends' shots. And then he, like, hit her. And then Mike, like, while Snooki was, like, crying after, like, being hit, he, like, tries and, like, picks up this girl or some shit. Yeah. Yeah, that was wild. I also hate Mike a lot. Mike also gets her in another situation because he tries to bring home this girl. And she comes home with two what they refer to as grenades. Oh, my God. Grenades are just not attractive people. That's because Jersey Shore is messy. If there's a phobic, they're that. Yeah, for real. So he comes home with this girl, and she brings her two grenades along. And so instead of Mike who – Oh, I remember this. Yeah, instead of Mike being like, can your two friends leave? He goes and gets Snooki and is like, can you tell them to leave? And then she's like, hey, you guys need to leave. And then they want to fight her. Yeah. In Snooki's house, too. Yeah, and she's like, get out of my house. And then on the porch, I think, like, the police came or some shit. Yeah, that was wild. Literally insane. It's also just, like, the amount of stuff that happens in Jersey Shore. It's just, like, hard to keep up sometimes. It's all a blur. Yeah, and also what I love about Jersey Shore is most of it is, like, real. Like, it's real stuff that happens. And, like, the later seasons, it's kind of scripted. Like, when they were in Italy, that was fully, like, scripted, which sucks. I really wish it wasn't because that one was, like, really crazy. A lot of the people, like, I don't know. The people who, like, had, like, let them in Italy were like, you can't record in public and doing this shit. You can't record in historical places. You can't drink in public, blah, blah, blah. So that's why they don't really go out to a lot of clubs when they're in Italy. They just have to, like, create issues with, like, the cast. I think they go to Italy in season four. Yeah, season four. That's the one I'm on right now. Because crazy shit, season four and five are filmed back to back. Yeah, and, like, I remember they were talking about how, like, exhausting that was too. Like, I could not imagine. Because they go to Italy and then they come back from Italy and immediately start filming season five, which season four hasn't even aired yet. So they don't even know what it's going to look like. Yeah, they don't know how it's going to look. Anxiety. Because, like, the thing about, like, the earlier seasons is it was always seasons one through three it would go. They would film the season. It would come out. Then they would do a reunion after they've all seen the show. And the reunions were messy. I loved the reunions. Messy. Because they've all seen the show now and they shouldn't have, like, to edit. Especially with, like, Ronnie and Sam. Whenever they would, like, hash out their shit, it's so satisfying. Like, I think my favorite reunion is the season three reunion. Yeah. Because, like, Sammy's finally, like, you know what, fuck you, Ronnie. Exactly. And, dude, like, their whole relationship is so insane to watch because it's, like. And it keeps going literally until the show ends. Oh, yeah. And, like, I think that's why Sammy wasn't a part of, like, the whole. Reunion. Yeah. Or, like, the family vacation. Family vacation. Because she was just, like, I don't want to be associated with this man anymore. Uh-huh. And it's also insane because it's, like, Sammy didn't do fucking shit. Like, I will die on this hill. I don't care if Sammy kind of sucked as a person. She really didn't do shit. No. Like, literally it was just her entire time on the show is just spent crying and arguing with Ron. And that sucks. That sucks. Yeah. Never fall in love. But people ate it up. Oh, yeah. People ate it up. I would, too. And I did. Like. Also, for season one, I wanted to talk about Pauly D and that one girl that he said was his stalker. He stalked my whole entire life on the boardwalk. God, that was horrible. Crazy shit. That whole thing, I read about it. It was made up. Like, Pauly D was, like, fully, like. And I don't think he still hasn't admitted that it was made up yet. No. But it was. And because he, it started with, like, him, he made the shirt. Right? He made a shirt for her saying, I heart Italian guys. Yeah. And then he also made the I heart Jewish girls shirt. Uh-huh. And then he asked her to make it look like she made it for him. Yeah. And then it just, like. And also, like, if you're living at the Jersey Shore, like, obviously you're going to run into each other at the club if you both are going to the clubs a lot. Yeah. So, like, him trying to be, like, oh, like, she always shows up to the, like, clubs whenever I'm there. Like, no fucking shit, Pauly. Exactly. Like, you go to the same spot. Because then, even in the later seasons, you start seeing, like, all of their, like, hookups become, like, these, like, reoccurring characters. Yeah. Paula and. Paula and then, like, that one girl that. Vinny doesn't really hook up with her, but she shows up in, like, three episodes. And then. I'm trying to remember. Oh, no. She was, like. There's so many. I think it was the girl who flashed them. Because there's this one girl. They just reoccur. Yeah. Literally all their girlfriends just reoccur. And then, like, the girls, they do have, like, a couple of reoccurring guys. But the girls are definitely more relationships. Yeah. And it's interesting because it's, like, Vinny. I just recently watched, like, the third season. And Vinny was hella trying to act like Snooki was, like, fucking all these people. And it's, like, no, that's not what Snooki does. No. Like, Snooki's very, like, relationship orientated. Yeah. Because especially. Oriented. Excuse me. She really only has, like, one crazy era where she hooks up with multiple men. But she only hooks up with, like, four different guys. Yeah. Over the span of, like, a week. Yeah. And the boys are, like, fucking new girls every single night, basically. And then sometimes multiple girls in one night. Oh, yeah. And, no, it's insane. But back to the shit with Pauly D. She, like, her whole life was basically ruined because of Pauly D. So that's messed up. Like, I've always felt bad for that. Yeah, I have a feeling it turned off. I'm, like, going to check the camera. Oh, this was off. Goody-dum-dra. It didn't even make the noise that it turned off. No, I know. Imagine it wasn't recording. Imagine it wasn't recording. That would be really evil of me. That would be so funny. Hey. Was that a, is it recording? Did you just, imagine you just, like, took a picture. I love our equipment. We're definitely planning on returning this camera, by the way. Yeah, that's my whole rant about, like, the first season. Obviously, first season, the start of Ronnie and Sam's relationship, it starts with, like, Mike. Mike is, like, it's. Mike in that whole situation, because it's, Ron doesn't show up to the house before Mike does. Mike, it's Mike and Paul. Paul E.D. Paul E.D. And they're the first at the house. And then I think it's Sam, then Snooki and JWoww. Then Vinny, then JWoww. Oh, yeah, then Vinny, then JWoww. Then Angelina, then Snooki. Because I remember when JWoww shows up, and then Vinny sees JWoww, and he runs to move his shit out of the room. Yeah, because he was like, girls are trauma. Like, I'm not sleeping with, I'm not living with a girl. And, like, can we talk about how, like, Vinny is, like, low-key so sexist. It's crazy, because really, him and Snooki could have been the bestest of friends if he wasn't a misogynist. Well, and also, I feel like they could have actually been a really cute couple. Exactly. But he had to be a misogynist. Like, fuck. This is a girl who comes on, I think she comes in season four. Season three. Or Dina. Dina, yeah. Oh, yeah, she comes in season three. Him and Dina could have been best friends, too. Yeah, absolutely. If he wasn't a misogynist. If only he wasn't a misogynist. If only he wasn't a misogynist. Yeah, but that's all that really happened. But, yeah, the start of their relationship, it's Mike meets Sammy first, and he thinks she's super cute. She's definitely the cutest in the house. And then he talks all this shit. He's like, it's not a matter of when it happens. It's a matter of when I decide it happens. Like, he's talking about, like, Sammy and him getting together. He's just, like, acting like, I don't know, I hate how he acts like any girl would want him because I feel like he's so weird. Like, none of the girls really like him, and a lot of the times, like, even when he's just, like, at clubs with people that he barely knows, like, they're kind of, like, uncomfortable around him. Like, he's always, like, too much. Yeah. And they literally, oh, it's because he's got that, like, joker in him. Oh, yeah, he does have that joker in him. He's crazy. It's literally insane. But that's all, and then, like, Ronnie shows up, and he's like, oh, Sammy's cute. Yeah, and you could tell that, like, Ronnie was, like, low-key, I liked the start of their relationship before they got in their first fight. Which only lasted, like, a couple days. Which only, yeah, literally, like, two days. They went on their date, and then they went to the club, and then Ronnie got, like, jealous of something, and then that was the start of, like, okay, these people are fucking sad. I think Sammy, I think she, no, what happens, their first fight is because Ron walks away in the club from Sammy, and then she goes and gives her number to a cop. Oh, yeah, dude. Maybe that was, like, the one bad thing Sammy did. Because, like, girl, I think it's just a lot of, like, insecurities, because these people are very young. Yeah. Like, early 20s, or, like, Pauly is 29, though. He's the older one. Which is crazy. Yeah. And that's the one thing, I think it was, I think it, was it Jimmy who was, like? Jimmy? Jenny. Jenny. Who was, like, Pauly, you're fucking weird working with these girls in the hot tub. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're 30. Like, she's always the one, like, calling out about, like, the most bullshit stuff that they do. And she's always right. Like, can we talk about this? She's always right. Except for, like, in season, like, I think it's season five, when her and, like, Sam become friends, and then she's, like, talking hella shit on the meatballs. Oh, yeah, I remember that. It was just because, like, they were constantly, like, getting drunk. I think, like, it's just, like, a matter of, like, different maturities that all of them were at. Because after they come back from Italy. Because I would be mad, too, if I'm honest. Like, they were hella, like, bad. They were really bad. But then Snooki gets pregnant, and she gets her shit together. Yeah. Does Dina? No, no, no, no, no. No, Dina just keeps going to jail. Their mom just calls her up, and it's like, do you want to get your shit together? That's my impression of her mom. But that's about it for season one. This is, like, not in chronological order. You can tell we have ADHD. Season two. Angelina's back. Angelina's back. Against all odds, and nobody wants her there. No one wants her there. Because she's been talking shit. Like, after the show, she was hella, J420. Go, Yank. And, yeah, Angelina comes in, and then the girls instantly are like, I hate this. And also, at the start of season two, I think Sammy was hella being rude to them. Because Sam and Ron broke up at the end of season one. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they come back, and there's also beef between Ron and Sam. Yes, that's how it is. And it's in Miami, so they're not in the Jersey Shore. And so, yeah, I remember, so they're broken up. But I remember Sammy goes into it, and is like, you know, like, I'm kind of like, if Ronnie wants to get back together, then, like, I want to. You know, and Ronnie's like, I'm gonna party, I'm gonna go to club, like, blah, blah, blah. He was talking all this shit. But then to Sammy, he's acting like, oh, they're, like, together. Yeah. Or, like, he's, like, flirting. Because I don't think she, no, she does go out to the club with him the first night. Sam. Yeah, everyone goes out to the club on the first night. And I think, I don't know, some, I don't remember what, when this happened, but it was a time when Sammy wasn't around. Ronnie starts, like, basically motorboating. Motorboating. All of these other girls. I think it was, they're, like, I think it was, like, the second episode of season two. Because the note happens really early in season two. And it's been the drama all the way until season three. Yeah. It's definitely, like, the second episode. Because Ronnie basically, like, kisses these two girls, and then he's like, and then I'm gonna go home to Sammy. Like, in her bed. In her bed. And then Sammy is finally, like, oh my god, yay, like, he's finally wanting to get back together. Like, poor girl, like, I feel so bad for her. And the whole time this is going on, Angelina's just on the phone. Yeah, Angelina's just chatting away. I would, too. Like, if everybody hated me, I would just be, like, talking to my girls. Yeah. And also, while all that is happening, Vinny and Polly don't get any screen time, ever. Yeah. Because nobody cares about what they're doing. Which, I feel like they had the most fun on Jersey Shore, is Vinny and Polly. Like, I think that their friendship dynamic was so fun, and, like. They do show it in, I want to say, it was, I think it was season five after they get back from Italy. Because Vinny leaves in the middle of that season. Oh, yeah. And that's when they start showing, like, Vinny and Polly's friendship. Yeah. Yeah. And they've always been best of bros. But, and then Sookie and JWoww in the club with doing whatever. But, yeah. Ron and Sam, their whole beef. That's just, it's, like, exhausting to think about. And the fact that, like, all of the other housemates had to deal with their whole relationship. Like. What's crazy, I forgot that, I just forgot about this. Because the whole reason, so, that happens. Then, Angel, so, the reason, so, they all go out to the club together. Sam leaves the club because she's upset about something. Yeah. Who knows what. And then Sookie and JWoww follow her back from the club. Yeah. And so, then after they're gone, it's just the guys and Angelina at the club. Because the guys are like, oh, Angelina's one of those, blah, blah, blah. But they also don't like her. Yeah. They're also fake. Like. Yeah. If anything, the guys are more fake than the girls. But then Angelina witnesses all of Ron's shit. Yeah. And then goes and tells Sookie and JWoww. Yeah. Which, like, it should have been Angelina from the start telling Sammy. If Angelina was a good friend, she would be like, hey, Sammy, this is what I saw at the club. Exactly. I think the whole drama is the fact that a lot of them, like Angelina especially, has a lot of insecurities. So, she was probably like, oh, I don't want to seem like a snitch to the guys. And so, you know, I have to, psychoanalyzing Angelina. But no, like, she was probably just like, I don't want to seem like a snitch. But also, I want to seem like a good friend to the girls. But also, these girls hate me, so I'm just going to start shit. Yeah. But, like, fuck you, Angelina. She should have just gone to Sammy. Like, if she was a real kind person. Yeah. Because Angelina goes up to Sookie and Jenny and is like, this is what happened. I don't know what to do. Yeah. And Sookie and Jenny are like, we should write a note. And as soon as they bring that up, Angelina's like, I don't want anything. Yeah, she's like, I didn't write any of this. I didn't do anything. And she didn't. She didn't write it. But I feel like, I don't know. Angelina's just messy. Yeah. And Sookie and Jenny really, they had the best intentions with the note. But it wasn't the best way to do it. Because knowing Sam as a person, they knew that was, like, they should have known that that would have pissed her off. Yeah. It was because, like, they didn't want to deal with, have to deal with Ronnie. So, like. Or Sam, honestly. Well, yeah, and Sam. But I feel like, either way, they should have just told Sammy and it would have gotten better and they would have gotten, like, friend points. Yeah. But they were like, if we write a note, like, their thought was that it would seem like one of the, like, producers or, like, cameramen voted. Mm-hmm. Which they're fucking stupid for that. Like, everyone knew that it was them. Because also, I don't know why they didn't get in trouble for it, but they weren't allowed to, like, write notes to each other and stuff. Mm-hmm. Like, it was, like, one of the rules, like, they couldn't have cell phones and other shit like that. Like, one of the rules is that they couldn't write notes to each other. I don't know how they didn't get in trouble for that. They probably, like, asked for permission or something. Mm-hmm. But no, some people, like, it's also interesting because, like, how are you guys so emotionally immature? Yeah. It just amazes me. But yeah, the note gets out. Sammy is also very insecure, and she's like, what the fuck? Like... Instead of being mad at Ron... Yeah, she's like, actually, you guys are plotting against me, and you guys are lying. Uh-huh. Because, and also, Ron is, like, master manipulator. Like, he made it, like, with the note, like, it made it seem like the note was the issue. He fully... Instead of what Ron actually did. Yeah, he fully is like, the people who wrote the note, they're just trying to, they're just trying to break us up, blah, blah, blah. Like, they don't want to see us be happy, blah, blah, blah. Y'all aren't happy. Yeah, it's obvious y'all aren't happy. It, you know, ends up getting out that Sammy and, sorry, it ends up getting out that Smithy and Jenny wrote it, and then, so that ends in the fight with Sammy and Jenny. Which, yeah, and then this argument lasts the entire rest of season two. Into season three. Because, yeah, I think, because they beef about it on the reunion, too, and it's still not cleared up over the reunion, and then they come back, I don't remember what happens when they come back in season three. Season three, what happens is, Ronnie and Sammy are together, and Sammy's hella like, I don't like these girls, like, she was so mean to Dina the first time that they met. And she doesn't like Dina ever again after that, for no reason. I think she does end up apologizing towards the end of season three. Yeah. Because she realizes that, like, Ron is the worst, because in season three, they, all this drama happens, Ron, like, fucking destroys her shit, basically, and she's like, I have to fucking go home. And then she gets some clarity. Was it, it's, uh, is it Ron Rage? Ron Rage? I think it's that, I think that's what they called it. That's funny. Ron Rage. Ron Rage. Dude, I get some Ron Rage. Me when I lose a Fortnite battle, Ron Rage. Have you been playing Fortnite? I've been playing Fortnite at this point. Um, what else happened? Um, Snooki and Jenny get really close in season two. But that's just because literally everybody else is beefing, and like, they're the only ones who, like. Um. Yeah. Oh my goodness. I love seeing Ronnie absolutely wasted, though. He's, like, so funny, because he'll just, like, dance and shit, and, like, he's so messy. Oh, yeah. But, like, it's so funny to see. I think more things that happened season two. Oh, Vinny. I don't know if this happens in season two or three. I think it's Vinny in season two. He hella fucking plays Snooki. Yeah. Which is so sad and rude, because Snooki really genuinely does care about him. Yeah. Well, Vinny, I don't know if he necessarily, I think it was season three when he kind of plays Snooki. Um, but season two, they definitely had sex. And, um. Uh-huh. But, like, it wasn't sex. Y'all fucked up. Yeah. Well, they said it wasn't, I don't know if I should give all this information, but it was because he's too big and it didn't work. Mm-hmm. So, they were like, technically, we didn't have sex. But, like, no, he did try to. Yeah, because she goes and tells Jenny. She goes and, like, it was. Crazy. Um. Also, um, one of the funnier moments from season two was when Snooki was with, uh, this guy Emilio's film. Mm-hmm. And they were, I think it was Pride Week at the moment. And they're dancing with gay guys and they had a lot of fun. And then Snooki called her boyfriend and she's like, I was dancing with a lot of gay guys. And then the boyfriend, like, absolutely freaks out. He's like, what the fuck? You dance with guys? And then she was like, they were gay. And it just, like, caused drama. I always just thought. I think they broke up because of that. Do they? No, they broke up because Emilio ended up, like, cheating. Fucking. Because he, like, tells her. He calls her and tells her. Yeah, and he's like, you could tell, like, he's drunk. And then he tells her it's a joke. Yeah. Oh my goodness, the camera turned off. But yeah, and then she's like, that's fucked up. Don't joke about that. Yeah. And it's obvious it wasn't a joke either. Exactly. I need to throw out my gum so I can have pickles. Okay. Um, I think in season, I think this happens in season two. Ron and, I can't, I'm like, it's all a blur. Because it's literally all a blur. So much shit happens. Snooki and Ron get in some beef. And basically, I don't even remember what happens. In season two? She says some shit to him. All right, Princess Diana. I don't even remember what the context was. But I just, I was, like, re-watching. And she says that, and I'm like, I need to write this down. I think it was, she was talking about how, like, Ron was treating Snooki. Uh-huh. And then she goes, all right, Princess Diana. I'm trying not to just, like, chew on this mic. Uh-huh. Yo, we started an ASMR channel. ASMR pickles. Well, these aren't very crunchy. No. Um-um. Um-um. But then right after that, after, after that, after Snooki and Ron get... Okay, Princess Diana. Oh, I think this is getting into season four. I think that's, that's my last note. I think that was season three. It's, all right, Princess Diana. Oh, really? Because the next note I have is Snooki and Mike's situation, and that's in season four. Oh. I can, I have a lot for season three since it's something that I've just watched. Because season two, really all that happens is the note. Yeah. And I can't talk about that for the rest of the season. But then season three, there's just so much drama, especially with, like, and... And this is, like, this season is where, like, they're really famous. Like, they, they're back in the Jersey Shore. Yeah. They've really, like, realized, like, they're famous now. Yeah. So, like, when they go out in public and stuff, like, they, the season is a lot more different. Yeah, there's a different vibe to it. I have in my notes, how many times were, will Sammy and Ronnie take their relationship day by day? Because, like, every single time, like, they'll, they'll, like, get, they'll, like, get in a fight. They're like, so, should we just, like, break up? And then, and then, and then they, like, have their issues. And then the next day, like, Sammy will have, like, a clip, she's like, we're just gonna take it day by day. Literally. And it's just, like, literally, like, take a shot every single time Sammy says that, you're gonna be dead in the morning. Or take a shot every time Ron says, I can get a million other girls, I don't need you. Or he tells Sam to break up with him. Crazy. Yeah, yeah. Day by day. Or take a shot every time Sammy says, I'm just a sweetheart. Oh my god, also season three. When the guy that Dina had sex with came up with the rumor that she likes it up there. Oh my god. And Mike goes and spreads it around. Yeah, and he's like, Dina, I heard a story about you today. Instead of just saying it. Yeah. No, that was show. And then Dina says, is it good or bad? And Mike says, it's in the middle. Like, tell me that isn't the funniest one. That's so bad, but like, it's in the middle. Like, stop. One thing about Mike is he is going to start drama. Oh, absolutely. He's like, always, and there was, like, a time. Until, like, season six. Until season six, all he's doing is starting drama. Oh, yeah, absolutely. And then he's like, I'm the boss of the house. Everybody loves me. And I have in my notes, nightmare blunt rotation Mike. Like, he just sounds like a nightmare to be around. I also have in my notes here, take a shot every time someone says, they're definitely DTF and they're not. Oh, yeah. Because then he brings them home and they're like, actually. Yeah, and they're not. Yeah, like, at least just let them, like, sleep on the couch or some shit. Like, that's kind of fun. Mike ruins everything fun. Because I think in season two, Mike is also an addict. Oh, I think, yeah. It's season two and it's season five. That's what I think. Because, like, you can definitely tell, like, a shift. Like, in how he acts. Like, in Miami, like, I definitely think that. And then season three, that's when nobody likes him because he's really on his addict shit. Yeah. Well, I thought it was season four when nobody likes him. Because season three, he's still kind of light. But, like, he just starts issues. Yeah. And then season four, they just, like, don't. Because season four is Italy. Yeah. Italy is crazy. Italy was crazy. I need to rewatch that, too. Oh, because in season three, towards the end of season three is, she gets with, what the fuck is his name? Julian? Fuck, Gianni. Gianni. And she's still with him today. Yeah. And they're, like, great. Kind of. I hated them. And I still kind of do. Yeah. Like, I'm sorry. But, like, Gianni just kind of sucks. Because he didn't like how... Oh, how... Yeah, how snooky he is. And, like, you can't just, like, date someone and not like how they are. Like, you're just... It's not going to work out. Because that was a lot of the arguments in the beginning. And that's why nobody liked Gianni. Yeah. Because he was like, why is she up in the club partying? It's like, dude... What else are you supposed to do in the club? And, like, also, what do you mean? Like, she literally is the face of Jersey Shore. What do you mean? Yeah. Stop drinking alcohol, girl. Like, what are you trying to do? Yeah. This is... I just found a random note. Season one, episode one. The Holy Bible at Sunday dinner. That's it. Oh, because they also have Sunday dinner every week. Yeah. I forget about that. And I remember, also, there's, like... That causes hella beef between everyone and Angelina because she never wants to be there for Sunday dinner. And they're always like, you have to be part of the family, blah, blah, blah. And she doesn't want to be there. Yeah. Because nobody likes her. No one likes her. And there was an episode where, I think it was in season three or two, when they skipped the first... Oh, yeah, it was the start of season three. Ronnie and Sammy skipped the first Sunday dinner. Oh, yeah. But in the morning, Sammy was like, we're gonna go to church and relieve some sins. Like, I don't know. It's just so funny to hear. Yeah. But then they come back to Sunday dinner because everybody's in the middle of Sunday dinner when they come back, and they're all like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then she's like, I don't care. I don't really have any notes for four, but if you start talking about it, then I might remember some stuff. Get war flashbacks. So, season four, the start of season four, it starts off, immediately Mike is starting drama. Jenny, I mean, not Jenny, Snooki is with... Gianni. Gianni. Yeah. And they've been together since the end of season three. And Mike needs to start drama, so he's going around telling everybody that Snooki and him hooked up over the summer. And I really... What do you think? Do you think that they hooked up? No, because, again, he can't even recall the events, and he has to call his friend and confirm the events. Yeah. I think... Like... I don't know. I really don't know. It starts off where he's like, oh, we hooked up, blah, blah, blah. And then it just goes, oh, she just sucked me off. Yeah. And then we just made out. It changes a lot. Yeah. I think... I just remember there was one time where Jenny believed that Snooki did have sex with Mike. Yeah. But I'm wondering if that's just because that season four was kind of scripted, so they were trying to create issues. Yeah. But I don't think that they actually had sex. This whole Snooki and Mike thing goes on until season six. Yeah, which is so annoying. I really didn't care. No, literally. To hear about it. Because everybody knew it wasn't true besides the cast. Yeah. Some of the cast members didn't believe it. Especially Ron is out there. No, it wasn't Ron. Ron said he doesn't believe it, but then he's out there telling people about it. I remember. Because he says after Mike tells him, he's like, I don't think it happened. But then he goes and tells people about it. It's just messy. And also the fact that Snooki was genuinely together with Gianni. Yeah. Do you remember when Gianni visited Bailey? Yeah. And then, oh, my God. And then he just leaves. Because she's partying in the club. It's because she's partying in the club, so then he's like, I gotta go. He's there for one night and then books a ticket and leaves the next day. Me when I shake my ass and there's an issue. What's up with that? Which is crazy. Couldn't even stand being there for one night. I know. It's just rude. I feel like he just wasn't a good boyfriend to Snooki. After that, I don't really have... Because, oh, then there's the whole fight with Ron and Mike. That shit was crazy. That shit went wild. Because I don't remember what starts it. I don't either. But I know Mike is gone and then everybody's gone because it's always, they go out to the club and then Sam and Ron leave first because they get in some fight and so then they go home. Wait, are they still... They are together. I hate them. This entire show. I hate them. Even season five? They're together? They're together in season six. You guys. Yeah, they're like, we're not together, blah, blah, blah. And then every single time the season starts, then it's like, we're not gonna be together. But then they get... We're just gonna take it day by day. Yeah. They get alone together and immediately are like, okay. It's like, stop this. No, it's like, stop this. No, it's so bad. It is also just like, you guys can't stand to be in a room and just not be together. Oh, I think that's what's happening is what starts it is Mike says some shit about like, you're always fighting with Sam. Anybody in season four hates Sam and Ron because all they do is fight. Yeah. So I think that's what starts it and then they go back early and then Ron destroys all of Mike's shit. Yeah. Ron rage. He Ron rages and destroys all of Mike's shit. Hold up. Oh. Is the camera on? Oh, sorry. Maybe we can just like, press a little button to make sure it stays on. But... And... Then they get back from the club. Mike gets back and he immediately starts going crazy after he sees all of his shit is thrown around. Yeah. And he starts like, arguing with Ron and shit and they're like... Fight me, fight me. Yeah, fight me. And he fucking... Cause... So like, in America we have our drywall and shit. Yeah. So like, if you knock your head into the wall it's not really going to do too much. You might put a hole in the wall and you'll probably be fine. In Italy, they're made of concrete. Quard. So... Mike... Mike gets up and he like, jumps his head into the fucking wall and then immediately like... You and I lose a Fortnite battle. He immediately falls to the ground and is like, concussed. Yeah. No, that... I remember seeing that. I feel like that... That was very real. Oh, yeah. Cause there's no way... And also... Well, he's also on drugs. Oh, holy... Yeah. Also, this brings me to my next point. I do think that Mike is a narcissist. Because... And like... You know, believe me if you want to believe me. But like, I think that one sign of a narcissist is like... Cause afterwards when he is like, concussed, he like, makes it everyone else's issue. And he's just like, complaining all the time. He's just sitting there. And then he's like, why is nobody checking up on me? Like, me, me. But... Cause he does that and then after he's like, concussed on the ground for a little bit, then he gets up and then him and Rowan have their like, whole fight. Cause this is before the whole fight even starts. Oh my god. I forgot about that. I'm so excited for this next season now. I'm doing like a rewatch at the moment. It's crazy. And... Then after they have all that like, their fight and shit, then Mike is taken to the hospital. Yeah. Cause he has like, a sprained neck. And all of them are so scared too. Like, there's no way that could have been like, staged. Cause even though Snooki and like, Mike are having their beef and shit, after he comes back from the hospital and stuff, like, Snooki goes and checks up on him and is like, I was really scared you were gonna die. Yeah. Dina does like, the same thing and like, she cries with Mike. It's like a family moment. Yeah, like, you can tell that all of the people, like, they really care about each other. And like, I love seeing those moments but there's not really a whole lot of them. Yeah. Cause it's reality TV. Yeah. They want to show the most like, dramatic stuff. Yeah. And I think that's about it for season four. Yeah. Cause nothing really else happens and then they just... Cause Vinny and Polly really don't do anything until season five. They're kinda just like, side characters. Yeah. And then there's their, what is it called? TO, TO, or no. MVP. There's the MVP but then there's the tan something laundry. Yes. Oh, TGL. TGL. Tan Gym Laundry. Tan Gym Laundry. Yeah. That's all Vinny and, cause Vinny doesn't start out doing that. He starts doing that in like, season three. Yeah. Cause when he's like, oh, I'm gonna be a guido now. Cause Vinny's whole reason for being there, and the camera just turned off. But Vinny's whole reason for being there is like, he's not a guido. He's like, he's meant to appeal. I think you have to turn it. Yeah. That's to be turned on. The switch. Oh. Oh. It's weird. We'll cut this out. We'll cut this a couple seconds out. Beautiful. At 50 minutes, we'll cut this out. Oh my goodness. Wait, we're kinda making good time. We are. We're kinda making good time. We're kinda goaded. Wait. Cause we're not. Wait, am I goaded? Wait, am I goaded? Wait, are we goaded? Are we goaded? Are we goaded? Wait, am I goaded? Wait, are we goaded? We're goaded. Oh my god. But yeah. Then, season five, they, season five, they come back from Italy and immediately start filming again. They're back in the Jersey Shore, but they're really famous this time. Yeah. So like, there's a lot less, less scripted stuff. Everything's really scripted now. Like there's not a whole lot of scenes of them just being out in the street doing crazy shit. Oh wait, we didn't even talk about the beach. We didn't even talk about the beach. We didn't even talk about the beach. We didn't even talk about the beach. That happens in season two, I think. That happens in season two, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Where's the beach? So, okay, I think we should call this, this is Snooki's alcoholism. Like, because it's really bad. And it's bad from season one. Like, it's obvious. Yeah. Because the first thing she does when she gets there is take a shot. Yeah. And then like, gets crazy drunk that night. But no, season two, she definitely has like a big like drinking issue. And there's one time, so she's partying at the club, she goes crazy at the club. And then, the next morning, she's really hungover. She's like, I'm just going to keep drinking. But she has work, right? And so she's like, begging Danny. She's like, can I just take a shot? Can I please take a shot? Can I just one little beer? And then Danny's like, no. Right? Yeah, she's at work asking their boss, can I drink at work? Wait, I think in season two, they were at the ice cream shop. Oh yeah, because they're in Miami. So maybe it is season three. Or maybe it's even season one. No, I think it's season three. Okay. Because I feel like it didn't happen in season one. Yeah. I feel like that would have been crazy because, no, it's definitely season three because she gets arrested. Yeah, and I remember it was at Danny's t-shirt shop. Yeah. So yeah, okay, season three. And then Danny's like, you know what, Smokey, like go get a coffee. Like go out, get a coffee. No, that does happen. Yeah. He tells her to go get a coffee. And then she goes to the bar and takes body shots with old people. And then Danny pulls up again and is like, Smokey, you've got to come back to work. Smokey roll. But every time he had Smokey on shift, though, he knew she wasn't going to work. Yeah. He said it. He was like, she's not going to work. But then she comes back to work and she sneaks in the back and is shotgunning a beer in the back. Yeah. And then she like runs out. She's like, I'm not going to work. She's like, I'm not going to work. She's like, I'm not going to work. And then she runs out. And then she, well, she's at the bar or something, runs into, yeah, she runs into Dina and Jenny. So this definitely is season three. Yeah. And she's like, oh my God, you guys, let's take shots. And then they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. They're like, she's supposed to be at work right now. What? Yeah. And all of a sudden, she does the drunk dash and just like starts running. And she's like, I need to find, because she really wants to go to the beach. She was like, where's the beach? I need to find the beach. And she's like, honey, like, but she's like clearly asking how to get to the beach. But she's drunk as fuck. So she's like, where's the beach? Where's the beach? And, and then, so she gets to the beach, but then Mama Dina and Jenny, they like save her and just like try and get her to stop. Yeah. But then, you know, she's, she's fallen everywhere on this van. And right when they get her off the beach, the police show up. Yeah. And then she's just being dumb. Like, like, and they were like, just shut up, just shut up. And then she was like, fuck you guys, basically. And then she gets arrested. Yeah. Which is insane. I can't imagine. Which is thankfully a turning point for her. Yeah. And then she's like, I should, I should lay off the liquor. Yeah. She really tones it down after that. But then she picks it right back up after a while. Yeah. She definitely does. And she's still very much so like alcohol driven. Like she still has like a alcohol like company or some shit. I don't know. But at least she has like a kid now. So she's like, it seems like she is good about it. I think she has two kids. Hmm. Yeah. Um, season five, the only like really rememberable, rememberable thing that happens in season five is they like come back from Italy. And like the only thing I really remember from season five is Vinny going home. Yeah. And I'm like trying to think of what else even happened in season five. Well, Mike is, is that, no, season six is when Mike is sober. Yeah. Cause they take a whole, normally it was literally, it was just back to back summers. Like it was always the back, back to summer. But after season five, they take a whole year break. Hmm. Cause I mean, Mike's getting sober. Yeah. But the only other thing that really happens in season five is Mike and Snooki are still beefing. How are, I forget how Sammy and Ron are. They're still together. Yeah. Probably still doing their thing. Fuck that. Shit. Yeah. We're just taking it day by day. We're just taking it day by day. Yeah. Season six, Mike is sober. People are like, that's cool. But it's like all he talks about. Yeah. It's all he talks about, but people love it for him. They're like, they're like, I'm proud of you. Yeah. They're like, whoa, I've never got to know this side of Mike. Like he's really chill now. He gets together with Paula, which is his, which is his on and off hookup from literally season one. Yeah. And she's so cute. I love Paula. Yeah. She's so fun. She's like, she really is cute. And she's one of the girls, but she is like, she's also one of the guys. Yeah. And that's Mike's problem with her is that she's one of the guys. And that's bullshit. Oh my God. Oh my God. It was season six when he was like, I need someone like my sister. Yeah. I was just about to say that. What the fuck is that about? And that's why he breaks up with Paula. Yeah. Cause Paula isn't her sister or his sister. Yeah. He's not his sister. Yeah. He's not his sister. Yeah. He's not his sister. Or his sister. Yeah. He calls his sister and he's like, how should I break up with her? And then in the confession, he's like, I just want a girl like my sister. Like, I remember, I might have like a Snapchat memory of this. I was like watching it for the first time and I was like, what the actual fuck? Yeah. Who says that? Crazy. Cause, oh, the cutest thing ever, but turns into the not as cute thing ever. The way he gets together with Paula, is he creates, cause they work at the t-shirt shop, he creates a shirt that says, I want to make it official. That's, yeah, that's adorable. He does the same thing to break up with her, saying, I want to make it unofficial. Really? Yeah. I forgot about that. Cause he pulls up to her work, cause she worked at the tanning salon. That's how he like, He's foul. Really got in with her, because they were always at the damn tanning salon. It was TGO. Tan, gym, laundry. Dude, I really wish I could find this. Oh. But yeah, so then he breaks up with her, at her work, with his stupid t-shirt. Oh yeah. It goes really well, the breakup, but it's after that, that it doesn't go well. Cause he's like, I don't want to be friends with benefits. Yeah. And didn't she make like a cake, and put somebody's like, balls in it? Yeah. Who ate it? Was it Ronnie? They all ate it. They all ate it. They all ate it. That's hilarious. Oh my God, there's also drama, because, um, Polly, Dee, and Mike have the same birthday, and then people don't really like Mike. I forget what season this was, but I think like, I wouldn't say that was season three. Yeah. And then, um, so like, they would like bake a cake, for like just Polly, and then Mike would get sad. Cause I mean, all he did was like, make people not like him. Well, he just starts drama, and then like, is mean to everyone. Yeah. And, but then, what else happens? Like, they break up, they meet in the club, a couple times, and they're like, still friends with benefits, but because like, they're just friends with benefits, Mike is like, oh, I'm gonna take other girls home. Yeah. And Polly gets mad at him, and is like, what the fuck? And he chases her out of the club, and is like, you're the only girl I care about, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He doesn't care about her. Yeah. And blah, blah, blah, blah. And then she's like, okay, whatever. And then he, like, it starts a fight between, the girl he's trying to bring home, and Paula. And, that's the whole thing. And then after that, um, she gives him the cake. Balls and cake. And then, he asks her about it. He's like, did you really put the balls on the cake, Paula? And she's like, yeah, I did. And he's like, boom, boom, boom. And then they break it up, and he's like, okay, we're done, blah, blah, blah. And then he fucking throws the phone on the ground, and stomps on it. Oh, my God. Not the duck phone. The poor duck phone. It lasted six seasons. Oh, yeah, I remember they like, made like a little, like, bits of Jersey Shore, that I'm just like, ah, it's, and I think also, Jersey Shore makes me think about, like, what, how things were before, like, social media. Like, it's just so much more fun. Season six is also their only season where they have phones. Oh. I forget about that. Interesting. It's, like, it's not really anything significant. I just remember because, they are all like, calling each other and stuff on their actual phones. Yeah. And the duck phone does appear a lot less in the season. But, the season six ends with their bonfire party. Mm. Mike being a stripper on Jenny. Oh, perfect. Oh, but Jenny's with Roger. Roger. For, like, the last couple seasons. Yeah, I love them together. I think they get together in, season three. Season three, yeah. But then, I don't really remember what happens in season four with them, because they're in Italy. I don't, because I don't think he comes to visit. Yeah, there's just, like, the time off work doesn't get approved. Oh, yeah. And then, Jenny's kind of insecure. And then she's like, well, you can take all this time off work to do all these other things, but you can't come to visit me. Yeah. Which is bullshit. Exactly. I would be pissed. Yeah. Um, yeah. Just crazy shit. It's, like, honestly the best thing ever, though. Yeah, and I'm sure we missed so much. We've been talking about this for, like, an hour. But, like. I highly suggest watching this show. Maybe in the future, we'll watch The Family Vacation. I don't know. I, not really. It's so boring. Like, they're all. Because Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore is only, like, 76 episodes, I want to say. But, The Family Vacation is also only six seasons, but has, like, 150 episodes. Why? Who knows? Who's watching that shit? I don't know. And if somebody is watching that, like, do people actually, like, is it good? Like, I watched a couple episodes, and I was just kind of bored. Like, and they were, like, hella, since Sammy wasn't there, like, Ron was being hella petty, like, making fun of Sammy. Like, he brought, got a doll. Oh, yeah. That looked like Sammy, and I was just kind of like, this is dumb. Like, I don't think I have any other notes. Yeah, Jersey Shore. I think we should rank characters. Yeah. We should start with Snooki. Yeah, Snooki, S tier. Yeah, I think Snooki, S tier. Sometimes A. Yeah, when she's in her drunk-ness. Yeah. A. Dina? Dina is definitely S tier. S tier, always. Yeah. Even when she's drunk, she's still having a good time. I share her birthday, by the way. We're both born on January 12th. It's so cute. Yeah, I love Dina. She's just such a sweetheart, and like, I feel bad for her, because she's also very sensitive. Yeah, I feel bad for her, because she's also very sensitive. Yeah, I feel bad for her, because she's also very sensitive. She does have an anxiety disorder. Oh, yeah, she definitely does. It's brought up multiple times on the show. She always tells people, she's like, oh, I'm having anxiety, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then they're always like, no, you're not. They're like, you're just making yourself feel like that, blah, blah, blah. I'm so glad mental health has been normalized now, because it used to be so hard. Let's do Vinny. I think Vinny's B tier. Yeah, I was literally thinking B tier. Because he is very emotionally mature. He also has anxiety, I think. Yeah, he does. I don't know. He's cool sometimes, but ... The camera turning off for the last couple minutes, because we can't live. Can I live? Can I fucking live? I don't even know how many times we've turned this camera on. Hopefully. Damn, and we were hoping to get that down to one. Got brand new batteries for it, too. So, yeah, I'm glad mental health has been normalized now, because it used to be so hard. Let's do Vinny. I think Vinny's B tier. Yeah, I'm glad mental health has been normalized now, because it used to be so hard. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. Let's do Vinny. 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I don't care what anyone says. He's, like, D-tier in Season 6, and that's it. Yeah. Like, that's the highest tier. I just can't forgive him. No. Angelina, also F-tier. Yeah. Ron. Ron is D-tier. D-tier. Because, like, he does have redeeming times, but, like, you're also a manipulator and a gaslighter. Yeah. Like, when he's single and he's having fun in the club, that's the only time he's good. But we don't see that mostly. Yeah. And I can't imagine what it's like to, like, have your worst parts of your life, like, you and your worst character traits, like, betrayed out there. Oh, yeah. Like, he must literally be, like, feeling shitty all the time, which he should, but... Sammy. Sammy. I would say T. Yeah. Because she's better than Ron. Yeah, she's better than Ron. I do think that... And it's literally when she's just single she's the best. Yeah. Like, there's a part in, like, Season 3 when, like, she's actually single and she comes back for a little bit and, like... And she goes out to the club and she has fun with the girls. And she's, like, giving them advice. Uh-huh. And then Ron gets hella mad at her. He's, like, you were cheating on me. Oh, he... When he cheats on her and then she goes out to the club and has fun with those guys, then Ron makes it his, like, whole personality that he was cheated on. Yeah. Even though they weren't together. Well, and also, like, there was, like, a whole thing with, like... There's so much to recap, but there's... But, like, so she, I guess, texted some guy that she used to make out with. Yeah. Like, after they broke up and was, like, oh, we should meet this day. Yeah. And that was the whole drama. And Ron took that personally. And made it his whole personality. Yeah. That he was cheated on. And he wasn't. And then he... I forget. I think it's after Snooki gets cheated on. Because this happens... Or was it before? I don't know. I think it was after Snooki got cheated on. Yeah. I can't keep up. Like, there's always some bullshit. I don't know. Somebody else gets cheated on and then Ron is, like, I know how you feel. No, you don't. Yeah. Like, you literally don't. Yeah. Yeah. So, we have S tier is Johnny, Snooki, Dina. B tier was Vinny and Polly. I think it was... No. A tier is Polly. Polly, B tier Vinny. B tier Vinny. C tier Sammy. Sammy. D tier Ron. F tier Mike and Angelina. Yeah. That's everyone, I think. What do you think about Mike, the big boss? Mike? His name is Michael, right? The big boss. Like... The guy who owns the t-shirt shop. Oh, I thought his name was Dan. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. His name is definitely Danny. Danny. Yeah. He's okay. I love when he gives Snooki her own house in season six. Yeah. I was like, she really did not need to be in a house. She was pregnant. Snooki was pregnant. Yeah. Crazy. Try to think of any other characters that you love. Oh, my goodness. 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