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Aurelia claims to be related to Gaius Cracus through marriage, which is disrespectful. Titus Cornelius arrives late to a dinner party drunk and behaves rudely. He cheats on his wife and is advised to go to rehab. The Cornelia and I dinner party had crazy decorations and poor food choices. For more details, visit Popularist Magazine's webpage for Gaius and Aurelia's Love Scandal. Oh my god, this actually reminded me about what they were discussing at the dinner table. So, Aurelia had the audacity to say that she was related to Gaius Cracus, the green doll guy. See now, Gaius Cornelius is related to Gaius Cracus, but Aurelia thinks that by marriage to Cracus Cornelius, that she is related to him. Like, if you don't believe in, like, the good of the green doll, like, I feel like just a normal person would think it is still so disrespectful to say that someone else's history and ancestry are yours because you went to pound town with someone from that lineage. Like, it is a crazy thing to say that... Okay, you know, I know it is a crazy thing to say, but someone had to speak up about it. Speaking of pound town, we actually have to talk about Titus Cornelius. So, guests at the dinner party told this crazy story. Titus Cornelius was very important because, obviously, he is Gaius's brother. But when all the people arrived, they waited about, like, 35 minutes before they started to, like, do anything just so he could arrive. See, this is not even the worst of it. Like, he didn't even, like, arrive after those 30 minutes, like, at the very beginning of this party. So, when they were midway through the party, telling stories, all of a sudden, Titus walks in. Not only does he not excuse himself, but he reeks of alcohol and stumbles, like, just, like, trying to walk in. He then proceeds to try to walk really slowly, grabbing onto the, like, chairs and the table. Well, the stools, I guess. I don't really know how to describe it. He, like, holds on to, like, the wall, stumbling to his spot, and, like, he has no manners. Like, he's an absolute rude donkey. Titus doesn't apologize, but he does mention that he was meeting a friend at the bar, but, like, we already knew he went to, like, drink. Here's the thing. We all know that men don't drink this hard. So, that can only mean one thing. Titus gets a part of his brother's dinner party to drink with a woman. So, not only is he a bad brother and guest, he's a cheat and an awful husband. And for all those who'd say that, like, now it could have been a guy, no. I'm going to tell you no. Because men never add this much alcohol to their drinks. Only women do because they're a little cray-cray. Like, I, like, this is not new information. Even I, as a woman, can say that some of my friends do some crazy wine-to-water portions. Guys would actually talk to his brother after this to tell him to get into rehab for his drunkenness. I know all of this sounds crazy, but it happened, and there are witnesses about this. So, call me crazy. But this is all you need to know for the Cornelia and I dinner party. Number one, Cornelia is crazy. Crazy beach. Not a... just a beach. Because that's where she needs to go. She needs to go to the beach and relax. Number two, super rich decorations. Number three, crazy food choices as in poor man's meal. And number four, Titus is a drunk and a cheater. But if you want more content like this, then click on our webpage, Popularist Magazine, and then click on Gaius and Aurelia's Love Scandal. So, leave in the comments below what you thought about this story, and goodbye! I'll see you in the next one. Bye, pot-peeps!
