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Hi, welcome to our pod, Populous. I'm glad you found us here on our pod page on Populous Magazine. I'm your host today, Ankylous Munoz. Today we're going to be going over the Senna Cornelius, the truth about the Cornelii. So let's get right into it. Today we have the biggest of news, so let's jump right in. Your beloved Aurelia and Gaius are not what they are. Rich men give a poor man's meal, Titus is an irresponsible drinker, and all the cringeworthy moments of the Senna. Some people might be asking yourself, what Senna? Well, none other than the Senna of Gaius Norvelius Cornelius. So get ready for this fabulous popular. So let's start off by explaining who Gaius Norvelius Cornelius are. Gaius Cornelius is a successful Roman Senator. His full name is Gaius Cornelius Calvus, and he is the only father of Marcus- well, obviously he's the only father of Marcus and Cornelius- I mean, Cornelia. Oh my god, Cornelia! I would hope he's the only father. I mean, we don't know. We don't know what Norvelius is up to. He's also, as of now, the guardian of Texas. So honestly, not only is he a wonderful, successful father, like being a Roman Senator, he's also just a kind and thoughtful man, taking Texas under his wing after Texas's mother died and his father was away at war. Honestly, such a great man. Here's where things get interesting though. He is the husband of Aurelia. You know? But it came to light that he actually loved another before her. And honestly, that's not surprising because Aurelia's a little bit of a- a little crazy lady. Crazy, right? Well, we'll get into that more later. Now, Aurelia is just your basic housewife on the surface, but have you asked any of her freed slaves who also roached for other mistresses? Oh, the things they tell you. Actually, while the slave women were preparing for this very dinner party, this one girl was so terrified of Aurelia that she bumped into a lamp and dropped it. Like, I understand being harsh, but can we all really take a moment to think about how awful you must be to strike this much fear to someone? Like, honestly, just terrible. I honestly think that guys was better off with the other women. You ask me.