Ainzwolf Ep1

The host of the Ainswolf Podcast discusses various topics, including furries, telepathy, and personal experiences. They question whether telepathy is real and discuss the concept of energy and frequency. They also share stories about random connections with people and express their interest in being abducted by aliens. The episode concludes with the belief that telepathy is more on the woo woo side rather than scientific. Let's get this thing going, shall we? And you can hear my voice, so that's good, and then I'll just edit it later. What's up, Ainswolf Pack? This is your host, Ainswolf. Welcome to the Ainswolf Podcast. You're going to attract some furries with that. I'm not a furry, but I don't have anything against them. I'll walk somebody with a collar. Specifically, I'll walk a girl with a collar, but I'm not going to put a suit on. What if it's a guy dressed up as a girl furry? Oh, you're talking about a trap. Traps are cool. I don't know what that means. It's a trap. It is a trap. It's Admiral Ackbar. It's a super feminine guy who looks and acts like a girl and then engages in extracurricular activities as a girl. Okay. I'm not judging anybody for what they do. These are the dark depths of the porn world that I have explored. Every man has explored. Why? It's just the stepmom porn. You eventually get bored and you're just like, Oh God, what's next? Sooner or later you end up with dudes fucking dudes and monster 3D porn. You know, I wanted to make a podcast about I wanted to talk about where science meets realism, where they overlap. If they do, in my experience, the occult wouldn't bring in furries. It's not where we're starting at all. It's been a great intro for the first episode. Somebody's going to listen to this. I want to tell you a story about something that happened to me in my front yard. I was pulling weeds and doing gardening and there's this awful vine. It's a red vine covered in spice. You have a bunch of them in your front yard too, I've noticed. I am in a very meditative state when I do gardening. There's not a whole lot going on in my head. I'm very receptive. When I grabbed him and started pulling, I could have sworn I heard him say, No! Don't rip me out of the ground! I'm beneficial! I'm like, am I talking to a plant right now? I'm insane. I was thinking about it. It wasn't a hunch. I don't know how to explain it. I saw the words in my head and I had this feeling that this plant really was beneficial because of what he told me. He told me these words. I'm not drunk. I mean, at the time, it was still October. Am I crazy? I don't know. I take a picture of the vine and I texted it to one of my friends who knows a lot about plants. She said, oh yeah, that's dewberry. If you let it grow, it'll get covered in berries. Dewberry? Yeah, so I put a trough in the backyard and I'm letting one grow and I'm feeding it and watering it and it's growing berries. So I guess he is beneficial to the birds. Is it not a weed? I don't know. It's a spiky vine. I feel like it's a weed of some sort. Oh, it's beneficial. So when I heard that whatever voice in my head say, no, don't fuck me, I'm beneficial, it actually was real. That means I'm not crazy, right? Right? I don't know what that logic is. Okay, so blackberries grow on spiky vines. And blackberries are definitely weeds, unfortunately. And I had one in my front yard that used to give me the thickest, the sweetest, it was only like 10 or 15 of them. But there was a couple of months where I was walking outside and I was looking at this little vine. And I would pick the juiciest fucking blackberry. And it was so good. But it's still a weed. Blackberry around here is still a weed. You know what it could have been doing? It could have been self-preservation. It could be a weed and it could have been speaking of self-preservation. The point is, I heard this thing say this, Stone Cold Sober, I'm an educated, human being who is probably, I think I'm in my right mind, but I'm still hearing plants talk. And that's weird. Maybe because I, anyway, it came true. He said I'm beneficial and he started growing berries. I haven't eaten them. I don't know if they're poisonous. Sorry if the dog is licking all over your face. There's a dog licking my face right now. Just to narrate what's going on. We hear weird noises. We're not touching each other. It's the dog. Beautiful, sick pit bull who just doesn't know when to stop licking. She's a good girl though. Well the reason I wanted to start with that story is because I wanted the first episode to be about telepathy. Is it science or is it woo-woo? Is telepathy a thing? This might have just been an overactive imagination when I was young. I used to literally channel my telepathic powers when I would be shooting basketballs. Steph Curry probably just does this naturally. He actually has telepathy with basketballs. But I swear to God, I swear to God or the gods that I would be in gym class in middle school just like shooting basketballs and every single time I would let the ball go. I'd let it go with the intention and I would just be like I'm wheeling you into the net. I'm going to send it. I'm just going to make it. Maybe telekinesis or mind-body connection. Oh I'm so fucking stupid. Telekinesis is the movement of physical things. I'm so stupid. How much did you have to drink before you had to do this? I had three beers. I had three beers at the bar and now I'm here. This is fourth. I'm fine. Telepathy is more like reading somebody's thoughts or projecting words or images into another person's consciousness. That's not real. Fake news. 100% fake news. You can't possibly. Are you familiar with RF Theory? You've spoken about it a bit. Well, there's music being played over the radio right now. You can't hear it though because you don't have the right antenna in your head. Gotta have the antenna. So how do you project this music through the ether or through the air? First you have to have a carrier wave and then you have to have a message. And then you blast it out and it's only received through the right receiver on the right frequency. So you also have EMS coming off of you constantly. Our bodies are filled with electricity. As you know, you're a medical professional. You're part of the electromagnetic field as well. Please, you are not a medical professional. Just sort of am. If you were a professional working in the medical field, you know what? You don't have to dig into that. RF Theory. Frequency, waves, receptor, fever. Okay, so your thoughts have measurable frequencies. Oh, that's proven. Yeah, for sure. So what part of you is your carrier wave? Could it be the EMS that your body is constantly putting out anyway? So let's say your body's putting out electricity all the time, as it is. You know that, right? It's measurable. That's your carrier frequency. And I'm going to project my energy at you. I'm going to focus on you. And the message that I want to modulate on my carrier wave is, I don't know, apple pie. I'm going to visualize apple pie, the way it smells, the way it tastes. And I'm just going to stick my finger through the top of it. And then I'm going to modulate that onto my own energy. And I'm going to push it towards you. And you're going to see that on your head. I don't know if that makes sense. No, that makes sense. The only really thought I have on that is that there's, unfortunately, the human body is not capable of generating a strong enough carrier frequency, recurrence, or whatever you want to call it, to... I think if you've got two people that are so, so, so in tune on every single possible level, maybe that's possible. But in a practical sense, speaking to any old person and being able to project a thought or something like that, I mean, there's just way better ways to do it. Okay, I'm not saying there's not a better way to communicate. I'm just talking about the theory of celebrity. Everybody has a story of you've been somewhere and you knew somebody was staring at you. You just had a sixth sense you could feel somebody looking at you, right? Oh, for sure. So maybe that person is looking at you and focusing so hard that they're sending enough EMF at you or whatever that you can physically or mentally feel it. Or feel it somewhere in your auricle. Everybody's experienced that. So does that count as telepathy? This is an interesting question. Does that count as telepathy? Does your perceived sixth sense count as telepathy? Because you can walk into a room and know if somebody's looking at you or somebody's spending... you know, whatever. And is that telepathy or is that a conglomeration of all of your other senses bringing you to the conclusion that somebody is out there trying to communicate with you? It could just be like a dude or a gal across the bar in a room in a crowded situation. You make eye contact like twice in the span of a couple minutes and all of a sudden it's just like, what is going on? Who is she? Who is her? Who is him? I mean like if somebody's looking at you and you don't see them, you just know it because you can feel it. And I've been in situations where I could feel somebody looking at me and I could also discern intent. Like I feel like somebody's staring at me and they are staring daggers in the back of my head. Or somebody's staring at me and this is one of my friends and I'm going to turn around and oh look, there's Abigail. That kind of thing. And what you mentioned about two people being so in tune, the key here is in tune. They're on the same frequency, right? So maybe the reason why we have difficulty receiving telepathy from other people is that we're blocking it or jamming it out. So the theory behind that is think about air to ground missiles. I'm an antenna. Anyway, so I'm a radar. I fire a missile off and I want it to go towards that plane over there. The plane is moving. You need to be updating the missile with the direction it needs to turn to keep chasing that plane. And if you want to keep that missile from hitting the plane, you might have to defeat the radar that's sending signals to the missile, right? So how are you going to do that? You can scream louder than all of the messages that the radar is pushing out or the missile guidance system, sorry. And maybe you're scrambling up telepathy by having really loud thoughts by being in a state of negativity or your energy is just so high that you're jamming out every frequency that might be coming towards you. The missile knows where it is because the missile knows where it isn't. People will understand that. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Is that from a movie? No, no, it's a meme. It's a missile meme. Who are you? I'll show it to you. I can bring it up. I can bring it up. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm on the spot. Searching the missile. Well, you don't have to freak out because I can just edit it out. It doesn't know where it is. Oh, here we go. The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference or a deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now... Does this ever stop? Oh, it's only got a minute left. I get the point. I get the point. Thank you. Thank you, old white man, for explaining that to me. 3.9 million views posted 10 years ago on YouTube. Why does that have so many views? That doesn't even begin to cover exactly how many views it has. That sound clip has been used in everything. But to comment on your thought of frequencies so loud or thoughts so loud in your own head that you were unable to perceive the thoughts of others... I don't know. Who knows? That's what I'm using to think about the Vine situation, because I was in a state of no mind. You know what I mean by that? So you were able to hear the Vine when usually you would just be walking by the Vine, you know, holding your cup of coffee, getting to your truck, going to work, thinking about this, thinking about that, walking back in from the house, you know, doing whatever. Since my mind is already blank and I'm in that meditative state of no mind, then I'm more open to perception. And we know that plants give off distress signals and plants communicate via hormones and... Oh, they do, yeah. Maybe some other things. Maybe telepathy is like a big umbrella term for ways that we don't exactly understand how to... Telepathy has probably been glamorized. The word itself, it just feels like all it explains or all it describes is like the superhero telepathy. Like if you think of telepathic powers, all you think of is Professor Xavier and Jean Grey and whatever other X-Men or... I do love the X-Men. I can't think of any other telepathic superheroes. Like Marvel doesn't really... Well, X-Men is Marvel, but the Marvel Cinematic Universe doesn't really have any telepathic superheroes. DC has telepathic superheroes. Martian Manhunter and Martian, they're telepathic. There's probably a couple others. I don't think I've ever heard of that before. Be careful when she shakes that, it might knock your beer over. It's empty. Okay. The dog was whipping a rope back and forth for those who give a shit. Okay, so I want to go back to what you were saying about two people who are really in tune with each other and how you think that telepathy perhaps could be possible. Oh, for sure. I mean, how... Any one of us, like you can't really get to our point in life without having at least met somebody that was just so on page with what you were saying or thinking in every way, shape, and form. It might have been a partner, it might have been a friend. It might have been a random person on an airplane because that shit happens. That shit happens. You meet somebody in an airport, you talk in the boarding area, you get on the plane, a couple seats away or you're right next to each other, whatever, and then everything is just hitting, firing on all cylinders. You get off the plane and it's like, okay, goodbye forever. I thought that I was going to meet somebody special at an airport one time. The guy had a big pentagram necklace and some other sort of Church of Satan marker on his jacket. I came up to him and I was wearing a tentacle and I showed him my Boss Met tattoo and I was like, where the Satan is at? Are you practicing? Church of Satan? He was like, actually, I'm a musician and I just hate people. I was so disappointed. I was really hoping that I had found a fellow occultist and they were wearing around a big pentacle to let other people know, hey, here I am. Come talk about woo-woo shit with me. The only person I've really connected with at an airport was a girl. Her name, I could drop the first name. Her name is Tate. Taylor. Taylor. Okay. She had no hair. What? She had no hair. Like alopecia? No, no, no. Like she shaved it. Oh, okay. Yeah. Did she have eyebrows? She had eyebrows. Okay. And it was just one of those random airport connections where it was like, oh, wow, okay. We ended up going to the same place. We flew into our final destination, which was here. Obviously, we were both local. I got her number. We went on one date. It was very pleasant. And then that was it. Boring. Yeah. It was actually a really boring story. But the idea of it was really romantic. The idea of meeting somebody in an airport is really romantic. And not just in an airport. Probably just the idea of meeting somebody in a circumstance that is random. Well, where else are you supposed to meet somebody? Oh, shit. I don't know. I have no idea where to meet people. Don't try the app. I can't do it on the app. Well, that's a minefield. And then you try to meet somebody in real life and then you try for like six months straight and you're just like, oh, gosh, why? Well, coming back to my theory of telepathy. So your thoughts are the result of electrical firing neurons in your brain, right? You can measure that with an MRI. 100%. So maybe telepathy is a form of harmonic resonance or sympathetic resonance. Let's just say, I hate to say this, but there's somebody that I work with and there are days I'm super happy and bubbly and I have great energy and I walk in and she's like, great, I just mean, like, I'm happy and it's positive. I work on that. I come into the office and I feel her energy and she's like, it's like a turd in a swimming pool. All right, we're talking about the turds in the swimming pool. I feel the turdness seeping over from her edge of the swimming pool and by that I mean the office. And if her negativity is louder than my positivity, then she can change my mood and pull me into a poor mood. And we've all experienced that when somebody around you is having an extreme mood, whether it's negative or positive, it can pull you into it. Oh yeah, for sure. That's a universal experience. Happy people make you happier, sad people make you sadder, and angry people make you angrier. So maybe on, can you stop chewing on that right in the microphone? Thank you. My dog. Sorry. So we're potentially constantly picking up on each other's energy. We pick up on each other's words and communicate that way. People who have been abducted by aliens say that the aliens communicate telepathically. I realize I'm going off on a weird tangent right now. I wish. Shut the fuck up. Oh man. Why do you want to get abducted by aliens? Well it's not that I want to get abducted by aliens. If I knew for a fact that aliens were 100% real and the little gray man came down and they picked humans up randomly and then they probed them and they tested them for a couple of hours or days or whatever and they dropped them off in a random field and then they just created these crazy people who walked around swearing to the high heavens that they had this extraterrestrial experience for the rest of their lives with no proof or anything else of the sort. Like if I knew for a fact that that was what was going to happen and I was just going to get used and abused and then set back down in a cornfield. No. I'm not doing that. I'm absolutely not doing that. Why not? You'd at least have the experience of it. With no resolution. No explanation. What about the support groups out there for abductees? I don't want to be a part of a support group for something that we can't explain. I want there to be an ending. I want there to be an explanation. If there's an alien that abducts me I want it to be like the three titted women from G-Trauma. Were there three titted women in Development? Yeah. Leeloo. Multitask. Leeloo didn't have three titties. No. Leeloo didn't have three titties. But there was an alien in that movie that had three titties. Okay. Shit. I don't like that. It's one of my favorite movies. It's either that or Total Recall. You're right. It was Total Recall. Of course. That's where your brain goes. If she's going to abduct me, abduct me and I want to have some fun. And I want to make a movie about it or something. I think this is one of the fundamental differences between men and women. I really want to have a scientific discussion about what the love of these could be. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm sure. There ain't a damn thing wrong with titties. Titties are great. That's not what she said. I'm talking to my dog so this is what I said. What do you think? Is telepathy real? Is it science or is it woo woo? It's 100% woo woo. Okay. It's woo woo. That concludes episode one. Bye!