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What if I am the original BFDI and he has the prize? Maybe we should switch back. I won't! Why not? Thor has reinstated the prize after we thought it was gone for good. He has betrayed our trust. How can we know he won't change the prize again and again and again? Uh, yeah. You have the spirit of a leader, Fanny, and I admire that. But do you really think two is doing any better? Think of all the time we've spent waiting to compete. The promise of limited power dangling over our heads. We're dying to get started. Well, why didn't you say so? Ah! Hush now, I'm talking. Anyway. What? I said it's time for cake at stake! Get them off of me, nickel. Huh? Never mind. Wait, why are we doing cake at stake? Don't worry, I'll remind you. Last time, 59,151 voters voted on these 26 newbies, so that one of them could join you 40 other people here to compete for the power of two. Oh, now I remember. Good for you. So let's get started. If you got the most votes, you get to join my show, and you'll also get this purple tomato. Everyone got at least 200 votes. That's good to know. Just kidding! Robert Spector only got 177. No debuts for you. I can't believe it. Nobody likes me. Don't look at it that way. Over a hundred people liked you more than anyone. You're right. Here, now you can tell them how thankful you are. Oh, okay. Thank you so much, Gabing Hayden, Weber Gaming, Marushu. Hurry up. I said hurry up. Okay. You finished? Yep. Okay, then. Bye-bye, then. Oops. Now let's see who else won't be joining the game. Shampoo, you only got 240 votes, so you're out, too. 240? I want to thank my voters, too. Kid with U-Toys, Ace Blaze, Zoopack Ass... Nope, stop that. Cinky, Sizzy, and Drummy, none of you made the cut. Hey, I make cuts all the time. Grr. Shelly, Mikey, and Clappy? Looks like it's curtains for... Oh, right, sorry. Oh, right, right, sorry about that. See you in post-production. Now everyone left... Now everyone left got at least a thousand votes. You're not joking this time, right? Don't you trust me, Claws? Uh, of course not. Well, prepare to get over it because Leek got 1,014 votes. Aw, no nickname for me? You're not Leeking, are you? Nineball, you only got 1,033 votes. That number sounds hard to spell. Not like I would care about that. Cammy, Blendy, and Onigiri... You didn't get any eitheries. This is embarrassing. Hide me. Now there's just 13 of you left. We're halfway through. Finally. Whoa, eager now, are we? Um, yeah. Well, I'm gonna make you wait for it. Diskeys out, no more waiting. Wait! VHS-E, Taxi, Salty Lampy, and P-H-P-A-P-A-D-A-A-E... You guys didn't get any eitheries. You'll pay for this, too. Yeah, and we won't help you figure out how much. You think I need help? I know how to use a pencil. What's wrong, Ice Cube? Pencil? Yeah, finally! Yeah! Woot! Anchor is the next one to leave with only 2,265 votes. Up, up, up! No need to clap. I got this. Thanks. Tapey! No, no, no, Foldy. Not tapey. Tapey. Oh. Time to fall through the floor. Looks like you're stuck with me. Uh-huh. All right. No, no, no! Stop! Shoppy cart? Aw, looks like I didn't get in. Oh, hey, I never said that. So I win? Um, figures. Battery and Avocado, you were out. Yeah, maybe we should learn a thing or two about suspense. Ah, suspense, eh? All right, there are three of you left. Only one of you will be joining the game. Huh? Three? I... three of them, but I only see two. I'm flattered you find me so attention-grabbing, Nickel. But the final three is over there. But hang on. Winner and Taggy, can you make some room for Nonexisty? There, now he's bigger. What? The next one out is... Taggy. This is so cheap! They only got 4,907 votes. Nonexisty and Winner, you're the final two. So who's it gonna be? Let's see the results! Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew-pew! With 15,762 votes, Winner joins the game! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Here's your purple tomato. Your purple tomato. Thanks. Mmm, tasty. Now you get to join the 40 other people and wait. 40 plus 1 is... 41! What's wrong with 41? 41 is a... a prime number! Are those, like, illegal where you come from? What? Even though I'm a prime? You mean I'm an even prime. But what's wrong with prime numbers? They're impossible to divide up evenly. Yeah, exactly. There can't be a prime number of you. Because that means the teams won't have equal amounts of people. Well, the nearest composite numbers are 40 and 42. None of us want to quit, so we'll have to add somebody. Why not go with the second most voted person from the pool of joiners? That's a great idea! Thanks, Golf Ball! Okay, so the 42nd person should be... nonexistent. Let's see, 41 plus 0 equals 41. Well, that wouldn't work, so we can't do that. Guess we'll have to go with the third placer instead. Taggy, welcome to the power of two. Oh, yeah, I think like all the things I said about winner while I was down there. Uh, just to be sure, you do equal one, right? I can if you want me to. Great, that means we have 42 contestants now. Now let's head downstairs for team picking. So, how many teams do you think we'll have? How many teams do you think we'll have? Let's go with six teams of seven. Okay, have fun making your teams. Well, I know I'm sticking with Barf Bag. And I know I'm sticking with Bomby. Cool, so you want to stay on the same team? No. Oh, okay. Donut got so many free spots left on his team. Do you know what this means? Uh, it means we're getting the bunch back together. Come on. Hey, Clock. What you looking at? Clock? Uh, hello? It's Winner. You guys remember Winner, right? Uh, Winner? Who the heck is that? Come on, don't tell me you don't know about them. Way back at the start of Loser's career, Winner and Loser were a duo. They performed together, toured together, ate chicken nuggets together. At some point, Loser went solo and hit the mainstream. But Winner? Well, they faded into obscurity. But only a true Loser fan would know that. Eh, I'm more into Loser's recent work anyway. What? You're not seriously passing up this opportunity, right? Well, suit yourself, but I'm not going to miss out. Wait! You two are my friends! You can't split up cake! We don't even do anything together. It's okay. Wow, cake. That was rough. Want to join my team? Yes! Can I stick with you, golf ball? It's like your grammatical error from earlier. You are a true friend, and I appreciate your loyalty. Let's team up. Yay! Ooh, can I stick with you too, GB? Fine. Hey! Huh? Don't think I forgot about last time. You guys teamed up because you're all friends. Well, I'm a friend too. And you didn't even think about me. Oh gosh, Puffball. I'm sorry. We didn't really mean to. I don't, um, care. I'm joining this team, okay? Whether you like it or not. Well, if Puffball's on this team, then I'm joining too. If this is where the free food's going to be now, I've got to be on this team. Alright, Deathpact. There's seven of us already, so we can basically stay on the same team. Great. Sounds like a plan. Okay. Cool. Um... Come on, Penn. Don't you want to keep preventing death with us? Well, it's... Or just are you? Or... I murder. I'm not a murderer. I just want to... When you join this team, you plan to prevent death with us. That's weird. I don't remember a pledge. Oh, that's right. Weren't you just the last person to get picked for a team? And we just took you in? Yeah, I remember that. Hey, you. Has. I... Penn even prevent death at all? Not that I remember. But... Fine. Well, I was leaving anyway. Later, haters. Did someone say, Eraser, guess what? We get to be on the same team again. Now, where's Blocky? He left us. What do you mean? He means that Blocky stayed behind with four to battle for a BFB. But it doesn't matter anyway because our team already has seven members. What? The team is complete? Yeah. I mean... I mean... I mean... I mean... I mean... I mean... What? The team is complete? I can't believe we ended with so many useless people! Don't worry, Golf Ball. I know how to solve your useless people problem. Hey, you two want to be in a team? Yes! Yeah! Yes, a free spot. Stevie, want to join? Okay. And for a limited time, if you... Huh? Rocky, are you asking the team up? Mm-hmm. Aw, I miss my Poppin' Taco. Don't worry, Saul. I'm still here for you. Can I stay with you guys, too? Um, uh, hey, Book, listen. I know you're trying to be better, but maybe you should try to find some new friends to be better at. Okay. All right, Books, you around? Yeah! Ice Cube, do you want to... Okay, then. New friends, huh? Hmm... Ah! Uh, what's happening? Hey, Icy, we're still in a truce, right? Want to team up? Yeah! Nice to meet you. Hey, Barf Bag, you want to team up because we're all zigzags? Sure, lol. But I'm a zigzag, too. Don't worry, Lightning. You have me. I don't really want you. You guys seem cool. You seem pretty epic yourself. But just to be sure, can you do this? Mm-hmm. You're in. Yes! I'm joining, too. You seem... You seem pretty tough, even though you're armless, but I can settle for that. What do arms have to do with anything? Good riddance. I can't believe it! I've been owned! Um, hey, Foldies, want to make a team together? Oh, of course. I'll join Foldies. Ugh. Hey, Lightning, want to be friends? Oh, no. You're interested in basketball? I'm impressed that you stood up to a golf ball like that. Oh, thanks. It was just being a total this-will-be-your-first-team-on-a-team-with-no-other-balls. Hmm. Well, Eddie looks like... looks kind of like a ball. What did you just call me? Uh, I just meant that I'd love to have you on my team. All right. And you know what? I think I want those two as well. Good choice. Cool. One spot left. Gotta make it count. Winner. Are you also a cloud? I've never connected more of myself before. I'm not a cloud. I'm Winner. So, you don't want to connect teams? Oh, connec- conique. I thought you said colleague. Yeah, of course we could conique teams. I was just worried because I thought you were going to connect to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This team is going to be so much fun. Fun. Pi, are we here to have fun? We're here to prevent death. Eh, more like prevent joy. I'm going to go where the fun is. That's the team for me. Bottle, you have to be serious about this. Uh, yeah. That's why I'm switching. Bloop bloop. Oh, Pillow, was that you? You know I would appreciate if you didn't suddenly read me like that. Don't worry, I wasn't reading you. Then what? I was just looking at the pictures. Well, anyway, I think we should find a team to join. I don't want to be picked last. How's this one? Huh. Oh, oh. This is great. Bomby and I go way back. Remember all those days we spent cranking the HPH... PPRC? Uh, kinda. Nickel, you were there too, right? Remember cranking? Uh, yeah. It sucked. Hey, does anyone want to prevent death with us? Do I have to be good at preventing death? No, we're sub-students. What? Why didn't you say so before? Still thinking about who our final teammate will be? Uh, yeah. Why? I have some bad news for you. Hm? What is it? There's only one person left. Well, I'm sure whoever they're going to be is... So, this is my team, huh? Ah, ah. You're stuck with Snowball. Gah? I'm not going to lose my dignity that easily. To uphold my honor, our team must be the strongest team on Earth. Oh, are we picking team names now? What should we use? Isn't it obvious? Let's just be Deathpact again. Ooh, ooh. I want to be Deathpact again too. That team name is so awesome. Ben, they're already Deathpact again. Our team name will have to be... Are you okay? I mean, duh. We gotta be Robunch, right? What? No, that's so stupid, Coiny. We're not Robunch. We're the ZigZags. A little... Hey, hey, now. Come on. Stop fighting. We're teammates! Let's be called the winners. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Uh, I'd rather not have my name in the team name. Oh, okay. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Well, these team names are so stupid. Is it always like this? Pretty much. Don't worry, Taggy. As long as everyone stays careful, we are gonna have a team name like that. Yeah, yeah, we won't. Yeah, we're just not. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Hey, two. We finished naming our teams. Oh, that's a relief. I was afraid I'd have to make up team names for you. I'm not gonna lie. That probably would've been better. So what's the first contest? Well, I was about to announce it, but I got distracted when I noticed how ugly it is around here. Where's all the plant life at? It all got burnt up by overflowing lava. Yeah, I remember that. I can fix that for you. Now, what color were the trees in the grass? Green and yellow. Got it. Oh, wait, I mean, shh. It looks nicer this way. Now that that's taken care of, we can finally start the battle for the power of two. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Everyone on your team has to get to the top in order for you to be safe. The last team to get there will be up for elimination. Oh, I also forgot. Once you get to the top, you're not allowed to go back down. What? Seriously, we can't hear you when you're up there. I think they said go. Don't worry, guys. I won't forget to fly this time. Yes, I made it. What about us? Huh? Here. What about us? How are we going to get up? Oh, I'll carry you guys. Lightning, going back down is against the rules. He's not coming back down. Why? Forget it. Let's just think of another way up. Are you okay? Yeah, I've been worse. Get on to Puffball ASAP. Huh, I guess there really wasn't enough room up there. Let's use the trebuchet that I saw built. Hey, Cloudy, can you go any faster? No, I can't. If I go faster, Rocky will pop through me. See? I see. Two at a time, okay, guys? Woo! Affirmative. Ding! Oh, I'm not going in the rest of us. No going back down, I said. Seriously? Gracie is upset. They're not coming back down. They betrayed us. Ha, Robot Flower wouldn't betray us. I mean, other than the time that she... Look over there. Yeah, high five. Did you see that? That's how we can get up. Also because I have arms, uh-huh. But more importantly, who are we going to throw first? How about Boldy? I am one of the lightest contestants, but it's a bit windy today. Ah! Well, that won't work. Geez. Jesus. O.M.P., are you seriously taking the stairs? You're going to lose if you take the stairs, you know that, right? Or taking the elevator. Stupid! I forgot about the elevator! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Ah! After them! Ah, shoot, wait, uh, Eggie, can you keep an eye on Boldy, will ya? Got it. Hurry! Here! Wait for me! No! Uh-oh. Why'd you do that? We could've just waited for them to come back. That would've been too slow. Well, now it's not going to... It's going to be even slower because you made the elevator get stuck. Get out of the way. Let me see if I can fix it. The elevator is not an option. I hate broken elevators. Can we use Fanny to propel ourselves up? No, she's not powerful enough. Ah, just right. Never fear, I have an idea. Black Hole, wait outside while we take the stairs. Wouldn't that be too slow? I hate stairs! Let me finish. As I was saying, we don't go all the way up, just high enough that we can jump and steal some of Black Hole's gravity. Good plan, but you're vandalizing the wall. No, she's not. I'm washable! I hate stairs! I... oh wait. Hup, hup, hup, I hate stairs! Hup, hup, hup, I hate stairs! Hey, I think I hear... I heard footsteps. Get us out of here! Are you dying? Um, I guess not. Okay, bye then. But hey, get back here! Okay, I finished fixing the lava damage. Great job! Although, next time, consider using a lava-proof material. Okay. Isn't this more of a catapult? I have to improvise. Are you okay? Yeah. What's up? Whew, that's a relief. Anyway, are you okay? You were the first to finish, so you're safe. Five teams left! Who's gonna finish next? Uh-oh! Nah, sorry about this, yellow face. Yeah! Hey, 2, this bottle's dead, but her body made it up to the top. Does that count? I don't know, should it? I think it should. Okay, then it counts! Oh no, I overshot! Good, you're back. Good, you're back. Aw, flap, I'm not acid-free anymore. How's Winter gonna get up? And with that, the S is safe. Only four teams left. Team H, I have a plan. Finally! What is it? Ah! Now how are we gonna get up here? Oh, I know a trick! Here, just hold me over the edge! Like this? Yeah! Oh, alright, magnet powers, activate! Wow, team H, you're safe! Whew! Do you think this is high enough on the roof? Do you think this is high enough? Only one way to find out. Maybe we didn't think this through. I'm recharged, and I have a new plan. We're already most of the way to the top. Let's just go up the last few flights of stairs. What's taking so long? Relax, man, I'm trying to figure it out. I just don't know which one of these pulleys does the... Let's just pick one, then. What have you done? You know, I could really go for some... Look out, boy! Yes, just not as safe. Now, there's only two teams left. One of them will get to the top and be safe, but the other one will face consequences. For once, it was good to be bouncy. Wait, it's fixed? I don't believe it. Snowball, you actually managed to fix it. Of course. We're back. Perfect timing. Come on. We've got no time to lose. Hold on, we gotta get Black Hole. Black Hole? Black Hole? Oh, no, Black Holes aren't known for their sense of hearing. Don't tell me we have to go get him. You can't. We're not allowed to go back down. Oh, that explains a lot. I forgive you. Well, don't worry. I've got this megaphone, remember? Yeah, I gave it to you. Oh, oops. No, if only it landed next to him and not in him. It might have still gotten his attention. Then let's throw something. But what could we throw? I won't let it go to race remote. Ding! Hey, this isn't the roof. Stupid elevator. Close already. You know those buttons don't do anything, right? Huh? Oh, they probably want me to fly up. Ding! The strongest team on Earth is safe. So, Deathwrecked again loses again, and there'll be a privilege. No! It's my fault! But none of us heard Two say that extra rule. Fanny's right. It's Two's fault our teams did so bad. Well, I think you should stop projecting the blame onto me. I think you should start projecting your voice! Ding! Vote in the comments using the letter in square brackets for who you don't want to be eliminated. That's right. Vote for who you want to stay. The person with the least votes will leave the show. Ow! Get up, Stapy. It's time for plan B. Every second counts, so let's hurry. Right! Ow! Huh? What are you two doing? I didn't even get to take a peek before Four caught me and boarded it up. I won't hesitate this time.