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apparently to see if you're still like oh my god that's crazy i didn't know that sorry i interrupted our conversation yeah dude yeah skill issue yeah skill issue so so negative the others so uh so if we invited if if lebron james went to norway and we invited him to come on our podcast and you brought him back to your place this is the setup you show him don't push your key don't push my keyboard lebron so every time he pushes the keyboard no oh come on you can't do that please now we're sixth season that's probably you haven't gotten your salary a while because jatom is trying to fund his like a holiday to to to la that's our equipment fund going down the drain so because then i can't have this because i could have the superior office because i could have better audio setup the title will always be in the dirt you're looking at oh we haven't oh yeah i did yeah we haven't talked about it i'll tell you that much so they cut it out they'll cut it out give him more work cut him up so so you'll hear it back when we put the recording up and then you'll be like oh my god how do you remember this they're like when people say that it's like halftime it's just like oh i'm just going to throw out some words and then that's it i but you shouldn't you should definitely not hold people accountable for that maybe it's polite not to not to like prod too deeply into that topic what topic anyway sorry you've gone down the list what have we chosen this is emotionally charged so yeah all right hey shoot shoot me i mean no fire so uh so so so don't worry if you do that you definitely don't need to invite him anymore next time hmm bro why why why are we overthinking this just go talk to him why why do you need to think about this just go talk to him you invited him he's not getting along with the others you are also a person go talk to him so i wouldn't think about it at all i wouldn't think about it at all just go talk to him you invite the fucker you can talk to him right yeah of course i'd feel bad about it yeah but i mean dude the fucking guy's like you know you know like he's come to this place whatever it didn't vibe well that i mean this shit happens bro but you invited him so right at least you should go talk to him and maybe if maybe if maybe the two conversations cross paths that happens if it doesn't well fuck it mate don't invite the dude next time okay maybe not that direct but you know so come on so hmm so did you mention you did you just ignore him the whole time you didn't give him any like you didn't even give him a bone or something what do you think about this bro hey thanks for the drink man what do you think about this so all right so sorry is the person you turned your back to actually speaking or they just speak or are they just okay well i don't know yeah so hmm so so ah student bar okay okay student bar yes all right all right go keep going so yes and which side do you pick right do you pick the strangers or the two people you know yeah so yeah so um shit so yeah then you start steering your clan away from that right so okay so okay well you know be careful chalking it up to man if we live somewhere else far far away i'm sure people are are different i think they're better i'm sure they're better so um so um so i think you're not old enough you're not old enough to do that if you're old enough and they'll be like oh fuck it oh my god yeah no fuck it dude yeah i think the rednecks are doing good the rednecks are doing great bro also do you watch enough sport bro come on bro come on bro come on bro the nba the nba finals are just around the corner man yeah hell yeah oh yeah what team do you support tell me tell me so i mean they play games in the regular season you mean that oh oh yeah sports tv oh that's fun yeah so superbowl is pretty big as well so i can understand that i mean oh i don't know about that but it's uh the scale of it in america is big enough at least so rugby oh talking about superbowl by the way or are you just using rugby as another example so hmm listen i'll give you i'll give you another thing that dread is a nice draw for professional sports ever collected action figures when you were a kid or bionicles or whatever this is exactly the same thing right each team has it's you have every team has like a star player and then you can mentally you're mentally just collecting these star players you know oh man i'm a fan of i'm a fan of what is it um like aaron rogers' team who's like a super like an american football player right and then and then you start fighting your action figures with other sports fans like oh you're an aaron rogers fan dude i'm a tom brady fan no dude tom brady has seven superbowls i dude aaron rogers has like three or something dude oh my god but he's a better he's a better in the regular season right you're just playing pop trumps with your with your action figures no don't worry don't worry he's an actual uh he's an actual american football player very famous very famous very yeah tom brady probably you can hear about outside of super uh american football as well also this is better than tv series because it's someone's life and it taps into the innate human desire to gossip so if this if this aaron rogers guy has an affair and it's in the news whoa whoa your top trunks discussion no there's another one there's another one that's tense for his boyfriend from a from a different team yes okay i'll give you i'll give you a really good example of this bullshit right so have you heard of steph curry yeah and is an nba player and he's he's he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a he's a yeah and he's an nba player the three-point shooter one of the greatest players of all time right he's just cemented himself as that he's this all-around cool guy like uh just chill guy right competitive all right and then there was a thing a while back where his wife was uh so he's all around good guy right there's not really anything bad about him because he's just a pretty decent dude and then a while back there was a thing where his wife was on a chat show or a tv show or something and they had like a particularly attractive male uh i forget what it was like a like a like a host or something come down like the aisle and his wife like motions like the taking ring off finger kind of thing you know like oh i'm gonna take my ring off my finger you know kind of thing and just because of that everyone started shitting on steph curry like oh my god this guy he lets his wife sleep around or oh my god dude it goes into the player debate it's like oh dude steph oh my god steph curry's so good this year yeah but he you know he likes watching his uh yeah it's just they say they say he's such a cuck dude just this one thing yeah it leaks it leaks into the professional like sports analysis people because they're just paid to just talk out their ass completely it's the best job ever they just talk out their ass completely yes but yeah it's nice but the entry but you do have to have some credentials a lot of the professional talkers for sports are uh like retired players like uh for example do you know shaquille o'neal yeah one of the most dominant players of the early 2000s one of the greatest players of all time but now all he does is just chat chat shit on all he does is chat shit on the on his analyst panel huge man with huge opinions yeah yeah so so oh no um oh we're doing internet exposure yeah do it start off with the different types of mail have you ever been on linkedin oh that's a good explanation yes when you have money oh i'm sure he does i know the i know uh lebron james for the podcast now oh yeah the big podcast with shaq yeah because he's a big man me yeah yeah it's so cold it's so shaquille that was pretty that's good yeah that's a good start so yeah yeah me no i like how uh i like athletes performing under pressure i like i like the idea of real american barbecue i want to try it so so so maybe it helped maybe it helped me i don't know but i'm not obviously not the football itself i mean like the american ism you know the mat like the culture around it that might have helped there's all practically a zero percent chance that she's interested in this sort of stuff unless she has siblings or family that are also interested in which case it goes up yeah straight up allowed is a strong word are we permitting it hey man i like what you're doing you might get dumped for it but we three men on the internet approve of it what no i don't by the way don't kick your girlfriend out to watch mba at one o'clock because it's not worth it yeah we're in the morning yeah okay he's he's more intense than i am i'm just an action figure collector he's actually i want to experience it unfold yeah sure and we'll talk about that when that happens um so um i mean it's a it's an opportunity to look for green flags it's not a green flag itself you can talk about it and then if her motivations are like oh if she's into it for red flag reasons or green flag reasons you can dig them up a little bit i don't know stuff that matches well with you i you know oh i fuck with that or i don't so yeah which is why i say it's it's a chance to look for green flags because if you're also not into it it's pointless but you can talk about it at least right and then if you if she's into i don't know if she's into beijing opera and you're not but you can at least talk about the fact that it's from beijing and then lead to another conversation from there then it's it's just a it's just a chance to like no you're you're surprised about that but that's literally it you can just you can like it can you can take it in another direction it doesn't have to be something like oh i'm into beijing opera oh i'm not okay done full stop what's our next conversation topic like what so so so so so so so so so so so you specifically go for girls that you're your bros are with and only um um oh man there's no good girls around what he actually means is none of his bros are dating anyone yeah it puts her in a new light okay so yeah man i get it yeah dude you're a bro-pilled romance mixer i had to do it once i had to do it once yeah it's unspoken yeah if if the man doesn't realize it's unspoken then you need to speak it and listen listen all right so albert so yeah i get your point but be careful with steph curry one because i mean we've been referring to her as steph curry's wife right her actual name is aisha curry but steph curry is much more like famous than she is so that's why that's also why he's getting more like so yeah big america yeah don't worry bro you're in you're you're in norway it's fine it's not like it's not like harald fenson is trying to get his name out by saying his wife cucked him so what cuckery so yeah yeah oh so so great answer great answer very good so so a bit interesting how we took a second there before we gave the answer that logically makes sense so probably the girls yes so that's a good one actually good reversal of time uh like about time you've known the person yeah yeah yeah that's what i mean that's what i mean the scales have changed the skills of tips are not changed yeah there's also that side right it's like yeah oh yeah that's true yeah wouldn't that be worse if the guy initiated if the guy initiated that would be worse because the dude the deuce is looking out for himself but the girl knowingly having been in a relationship with you for six years has accepted this guy who is just looking out for himself oh what the hell okay yeah yeah i mean that's a yeah but this is a pretty condemning situation to be in in the first place all right you got to be making some assumptions listen get a question what if you've known the girl for like five days and the guy also for five days who's who do you get mad at who do you get mad at you just go home yeah both of them fuck it bro these two yeah yeah yeah yeah just get out of here it's not worth your time oh no yeah okay let's tie this back to our let's tie this back to our earlier discussion of uh you being nervous around girls daniel you've been dating me for six years you come back and i'm kissing who do you get mad at yeah you see this you see this deeply straight man right here deeply straight man so fucking bombshell right going so oh yeah yeah yeah so you mean it's not cheating if it's not emotional or so i see so yeah so um so so oh so so so um so so yeah so listen man that guy might microwave his tea water but he's also a huge fan of the norwegian rugby scene so what do you do what do you do what do you do what do you do with a deep-rooted interest with a deep-rooted interest of norwegian history and cultural roots as you hear as you as you walk out of the bar i see you do that 180 and he just did that he just did that he grabbed your girl and he kissed her he did that to grab your attention so he could have a nice chat with you about norwegian rugby because you were being too popular with the other people yeah you weren't paying attention enough to him in the party yeah yeah yeah exactly you said to him three times oh sorry man i'm going to get a drink oh sorry man i was just chatting with this guy and he's like oh no it's okay daniel it's like it's like buddy it's like buddy at the start of invincible uh invincible for incredible sorry buddy i work alone uh i don't but i haven't i haven't met a hero yet let me think i don't think i've met a hero yet uh don't don't think that no you know what as soon as you mentioned kanye west yeah let's let's i'll go yeah why not let never meet your heroes never meet your hero i would never meet i would never ever want to meet that man but i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him i would never ever want to meet him so so he should be my hero because he is an actual hero kiss kiss kiss his girl and then he's like sorry buddy i work alone no but he pulled it you you pulled it out uh he pulled it out of desperation to prove a point so yeah there are mine and then there's there are those who are that are stupid yeah but you know what you know what daniel we've had a chat for an hour right i will acknowledge there are my opinions there are your opinions and then there are the ones who are that are wrong that sounds okay actually i yeah why did actually i was gonna why is this the example that doesn't sound too terrible as a physics person okay all right i see okay let me just change my frame of mind then all right yeah no that's that blasphemy dude who would microwave their tea are you kidding me then i would turn to you then i would turn to you and be like never meet your heroes never beat you yeah yeah oh no dude every hero of yours is just one tea microwaving away from becoming an accredited okay but okay but listen is it acceptable to microwave your soup so what if your hero microwaved his soup but you don't know if it's to reheat you he just pulled out some soup and he started microwaving it and then you're like what what what should i do yeah yeah i agree yeah yeah yeah when you see a hero microwaving your tea you need to activate the same part of your brain as you do when you see your girl getting kissed by an ugly man yeah it becomes a bit of an issue yeah i see it yeah i'm seeing it yeah now you need to be careful yeah to be to be fair i think to be the most safe is to be like as soon as he starts even implying that he wants to be using the microwave you should avert dynion drop them on the table make your move but also but you need to consider you need to consider the fact that hot tap water hot tap water is is ostensibly worse to drink because it has more dissolved minerals in it right so if if they microwave their tea they could be just like i don't want to use hot tap water instead of boiling water for whatever reason so i want to use cold tap water and then i need to heat it again but the tea bag is already in there so i need to microwave the tea to do that in which case it would be less of a red flag yes yes that's why i mention it because now i don't know i don't know how to tell you this but i have such a sink at work and this is how i hate my tea it has a nice cooker inside the sink inside the uh yeah i don't know but you need to listen we we talked about this earlier you need to have more it depends on the situation and i will tell you that these sorts these things have like a built-in like a small boiler underneath yeah yeah yes um yeah yeah yeah um oh no dude oh no um um yeah if you follow the uh it's like a choose your adventure book right you go to page uh 19 right oh does maker tea with um a sink boiler yes no no oh that's too much um yeah yeah so as soon as you see the microwave your fight your fight or flight instincts kick in and you pull up yeah yeah i couldn't be getting anything what's wrong no but okay he revealed there's been someone next to him the whole time yeah that's fine that's fine i can i can i can stand behind that oh one hour 17 um