session 5

Five things, I think so, I think so, I think so. One. Two. Are these different pisses or is this the same piss? So it was really you were located in the one spot, but it just went. You know, you should let them catch you, Christian, because if they did, then you're in trouble. That was the sprinkler. That was the sprinkler, by the way. I am a gummy bear. I am a gummy bear. I am a yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy looking gummy bear. Oh yeah. Yeah. Is Carlos doing it? Because you want. Carlos, you're pondering your orb there. We have Carlos. Five things. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. And I didn't have to be. They were angry. No, I'll defend you on this one, Christian. I think if you have like a massive instant put everyone to sleep because they'll have one HP and it counts HP and then kill them on your next turn, I think that's very reasonable. Right. Let's try with that. No way. Well, that just happened. Okay. She can live twice though, right? Or is that only for them? I do believe in Sarah. I do. I do. Yeah, I think. I'll hide behind the second biggest tree, I guess, even though I think I'm bigger than Dory. I might. Are you in bear form? Oh my god, you talked! You did it! That's some classic hiding for the trees D&D crew. So I forgot if we were doing that if we were retconning it or if there was a reason for it or not. Okay. Man, that one glance from him says a thousand words, eh? Really? Same. To our listeners. Mufasa, I think, right? Simple as for kids, sorry. To our listeners at home, Christian is in Calgary, the tourism capital of Canada. Hey, come for two weeks and come for two weeks. Do we have any kind of, like, defensive spells here? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. This is dexterity, right? So Christian, with my HP mistake from last time, I was at 1 HP, but are we saying I'm at 8 out of 28 or 9 out of 28 or 1 out of 28? That's true. Christian, I want you to think about this for a second, because you've got two devils on your shoulder here. I'm a podcast host. Is it that I want to be knocked out? Sorry, what's my plus to persuasion? Christian is buffering right now. I do not have high cons. I'll take it, I'll take it. That'll be a 19-dirty-20 on the persuasion check against DM Christian Spence. Hey, it all adds up. It all adds up. Yeah, I'm running. I have a moment of, like, oh my God, I think I just talked to, like, God. I don't know what happened there. And then I start running. What time is that? Can we tell the time from this one? You know what? No. Mordred, you're right, you're right. Let's give ourselves a second here. Check the time. Hmm. Red sky at noon, mountain crumbling soon. I think... I think we do, I'm just worried about Seraphina. I'm sorry, that one was entirely my fault. That was entirely my fault, I'm so sorry. Yeah, let's take that back. I'm so sorry. Do any of you guys have, like, a way to contact her, like, magically? I guess she was kind of the magic one, eh? I guess she was kind of the magic one, eh? I think we should go back. Maybe we can say, wait an hour for things to settle down, and get our bearings back, and then head back up. You know, take, like, a short rest, one might say. A brief rest, yeah. Myself! Where's myself? You're a mushroom, but you've, like, connected to the network before, do you know what I mean? You've shown yourself to be very knowledgeable. Does that mean she's alive, at least? Uh... We can go back either way, I just... I just want to make sure that we're educated going into this. I don't want to be... I want to know if I'm looking for a corpse, do you know what I mean? Do you want to go now? Okay. Let's go, I'm with it. Me and my two best friends. And myself. Has he grown? Not anymore. How tall was he before? That's pretty substantial, right? That's a huge fucking mushroom! That must take up the whole fucking bag, he's huge! I pictured him, like, four inches tall! What a fun guy! Active. That is a natural three. Sorry, natural two, plus one. Yeah. I think, yeah, we're going for Seraphina, I think. All right, team, are we yelling? Are we making noise? Like, are we trying to be, like, Seraphina, Seraphina? Okay, on three? One, two, three. Seraphina! Good job, myself. Ooh, baby. Wow, Dorian, you're really committed to that yell. Yeah, we're pulling rocks out. Okay. How? What were you doing in here? Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'll heal the squirrel. Yeah, I can just do a lay on hands. You really lost a lot in that concussion, man. Like, that's... Do you remember... You don't wanna know. Do you remember Seraphina? And now it's your turn to help us try to save her. I didn't think I was being that subtle, so you doing a wink makes me think you don't actually understand what I'm saying. Let's go, we're trying to find her. Now, yes. Okay. Do you wanna try healing him as well? Because I don't think mine really worked. My lay on hands I don't think did all that much. This is the squirrel... This is canonically the squirrel from Ice Age. That's a fucking acorn. Sammy, you're incredible. I know, like, looks at his hands in horror and, like, awe. What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? Constitution. Thirteen. I'm walking on rubble. Idaho is using its own supply now. No, I'm kidding. Idaho's not doing lay on hands drugs. The lay on nose. I am the drug. Well, everyone seemed to like it, so we'll buy it. What? I don't get that one. Oh, fuck, what? Okay. This is the only time I've seen 1E rules being less mean than 5E rules. And it's the opposite for, like, taking damage. You know, 5E you take damage, you take damage. 1E, you die, and you make a new character. I got it. I got a torch, I think. I got an 11. Mortred, come on. Survival, baby. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 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Oh, because I rolled plot and then it's add my con, so I'm at 38 now. Okay, that makes sense. I was trying to figure out why it's 38 now. I'm a eunuch. There's a really great site for this thing called WikiFeed that'll help you choose the right kind of feed to pick. Sam, just Google, like, really good feed and you'll find what you want, I think. I just Googled cool feed and then I picked that one. I took Sentinel. Yeah. I'm not using that. I'm not using that. You get the best of both worlds. Rise it up, take it slow. You get the best of both worlds. Rise it up, take it slow. Then you wanted to show. I'm on WikiFeed. I'm looking up the best feed to take. That's righty tighty, lefty footloosey, right? Go fuck yourself, Alice. Go fuck yourself. What'd you say? Okay, I actually haven't seen either of the remakes, so I don't know why I have such a strong opinion on that. It's a really bad... It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. 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It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. It's a really bad interface. Yeah, let's do it. There's a category for that on Wikipedia, actually. There's a whole category for that. Oh, no, I'm just putting notes. I'm just putting notes. I'm just putting notes. I'm just putting notes. I'm just putting notes. I'm just putting notes. I'm just putting notes. I'm just putting notes. Christian's been peeing this whole time. Can I just have for a scale, Christian, how big is this bear? Are we talking like a big grizzly bear? Like Kaiju? Like Kaiju? Okay. Okay. Okay. Do we all wake up to see the bear and Mordred leave the room together alone? Do we all wake up to see the bear and Mordred leave the room together alone? I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. I look at Mordred as he's leaving and go, give him a little nod. 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