Afternoon Show on Mixx 96-1

The transcript is a collection of radio announcements and personal anecdotes by Warren on the KXXO Mix 96.1 radio show. Warren mentions various songs, TV shows, and news stories, including a woman receiving $100 billion in her bank account and a couple from Ukraine who handcuffed themselves together for three months. Warren also discusses his apartment hunt and reads tips for dating from a blog. Always reminds me of Sopranos. Whether you love it or hate it, the finale of the show, here's KXXO Mix 96.1. In case you didn't notice, it's cold outside, and this song is going to warm you up. New stuff, Ed Sheeran, Kimi Likebelo, South of the Border, here on Mix. KXXO Mix 96.1, and the country song that always reminds me of that new HGTV show, Good Bones, with all the ugly furniture. Hope you like chandeliers and castles. Maren Morris, here on Mix. It's KXXO Mix 96.1. You gotta love Harry Styles releasing his new music on vinyl records. You get the cover art in there as well. Let me tell you, some of that's a little bit spicy. It's KXXO Mix 96.1, here on the afternoon show, my name is Warren. Now, the other week in Florida, a woman was making a pit stop at an ATM, and when she was checking her account, she realized that she had somehow received $100 billion in her bank account. Now, I don't know about you on this one, but I am totally getting Dr. Evil vibes from Austin Powers. Scotty, get the laser! The afternoon show here at KXXO Mix 96.1, Warren on the radio with ya, and Selena Gomez has come out and said that she feels cursed by love and relationships, but I say she's going to be just fine, though. I mean, she is an absolute goddess. It ain't me, here on Mix 96.1. It is KXXO Mix 96.1. Well, my apartment hunt is getting crazier and crazier by the week. I got a reply back from a sketchy place online that can give me a free garbage chute, dry cleaning service, maid service, and furniture, and all I need to do is turn over all my credit cards. Seems legit. It's beautiful. It is KXXO Mix 96.1. Just reading the story online about a woman doing a reno on her house, she apparently found a chalk outline underneath the carpet, along with a case number. On this one, do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Just get out. That's the move right there. The proclaimers, KXXO Mix 96.1 on the afternoon show, and have you heard the story about the couple from the Ukraine who decide to handcuff themselves together for three months to test the fortitude of their relationship? Well, the three months are over, and they are going their separate ways. This goes to show everybody needs their own space every so often. Just ask my parents. They'll tell you all about that one. It's the Biebs, Justin Bieber, here on Mix 96.1. My college roommate used to play that song each and every day inside our dorm cutting crew. Here's KXXO Mix 96.1 on the afternoon show. Hello there. My name is Warren, and I was reading this blog about how single folks out there can date anyone they want if they follow these tips. Now, to me, these tips are a little bit Captain Obvious. They say to be confident, be genuine, be honest, and embrace your flaws. I say follow the lead of Larry David. Look, I'm not a cool guy or anything, okay? I haven't been on a date in 12 years, but I would love to waste your time for a couple of hours. What do you think about that? Can I do that? Is that possible? How about that? Yes. He's a legend. It's Wham here at KXXO Mix 96.1.