Episode 6 full

Hey, Skelly, you think about an anime and manga about ninjas, right? What do you think the main villain would be? Another ninja, right? Oh, you know, probably like a ninja from like a dark past of the village, you know, maybe even the protagonist's father. Nah, nah, nah. ALIENS! The fuck are we talking about? We're talking about Naruto today, baby, and we're starting at the timeline. Oh, right, right, right, right. I know about the timeline, but... Yep, and that's where we're starting, the very beginning of Naruto. It's just this desolate planet, very little people, and two people get sent down, Moon Mami Kaguya and Isshiki. They're both of the Otsutsuki clan, which are aliens. Basically, they're alien gods. So, these two come down together, and Kaguya was the lower-ranked one, right? And so, Kaguya was going to be the one to get sacrificed to become the Chakra Tree, and so, Isshiki gets the Chakra Fruit, so he becomes god of this planet. Any questions so far? Yeah, yeah, let's fucking roll back for a second. Okay, so... So, okay, so they're trying to plant this Chakra Tree by sacrificing one of their own, like, of the lower classes. Yes, you have to, yeah, there's two classes, upper and lower, of the Otsutsuki. So, it's like upper and lower moon, kind of. Eh, technically not. I've seen, like, a moon that says, like, people can call it the name of the moon. Well, yeah, that's just because she got trapped in the moon. Oh, oh, okay. So, does that mean that Chakra is... We'll get to that. So, Chakra is, like, a weird way of, like, dominating planets or something? Chakra is innate, kind of, but, like, whoever eats it... Like, Chakra is native to this universe, but whoever eats the fruit, basically, just gets an infinite amount of it. Oh, okay. And, like, your body changes to, like, handle the Chakra Fruit and harness it. Wait, oh, so I can do it. Okay, so, Kaguya's the one who's gonna get sacrificed, right? She goes, uh-uh, and cuts Isshiki in half and betrays him. Yeah. So, while Kaguya's off eating the Chakra Fruit, Isshiki has to shrink himself using his special eye ability, which I'm not even gonna pronounce, because there's too many A's. He shrinks himself and goes inside the ear of a monk named Jigen. Oh, so there are already people on this planet, by the way? Yeah, there's people. But, like, but they don't really know the ways of Chakra yet. Oh, okay. So, first of all, girl boss moment. Yeah, yeah. But then, but then there's this dude, we don't know his name, who bangs Kaguya and has two kids with her. And, you know, I guess, yeah, you invade the place and you just bang one of the locals. That's how it goes. Exactly. Hamura and Hageromo. They're important. Hageromo's the older brother. So, Kaguya eventually becomes evil. She's more evil than she already was by conquering planets. She becomes evil, and her two sons have to trap her. So, they put her in the moon. Pretty extreme. But, well, no, no. They form a moon around her, and that made the moon. Oh, so, like, no moon before. Yeah, basically. And then, so then, but during that fight, she creates something called the ten, the ten-tailed beast. Oh, so, wait, are they, like, summons? Are they, like, parts of her? No, no, no. She, like, she, like, creates it using the Chakra fruit. Oh. And then Hageromo's like, uh-uh, and splits it into nine different beasts. Oh, so it's like- Tailed beasts one to ten. So that's the original, original tailed beast. Yeah, the ten tails is a cum- accumulation of every tailed beast. Can you do, like, nine plus eight plus seven, et cetera, et cetera, tails? Yes. And he made the nine-tailed beast. That'll be a whole different episode on just them. Yeah, I mean, they seem important. I think Naruto turns into a furry once. Multiple times, actually. Oh, damn it. Actually, so, then, Hamura, so Hamura has this thing called the Byakugan, right? It makes him look like he's blind. He's got no pupils. But he can use it. He can see through walls and see Chakra pathways and stuff and see 360 degrees. So that's due to his heritage as a half-human person. That's due to being Kaguya's son, yes. But Hageromo unlocked something called the Rinne Sharingan. Oh, the famous thing. Well, the Sharingan's the famous one. The Rinne Sharingan's the best version of it. Okay, so Rinne is just basically just good. Okay. Well, Rinne is another eye, the Rinnegan. Oh, okay. Which can be another episode in and of itself, just the eyes in Naruto. Yeah, I took a glance at the Riki a few hours before, and I'm just going to wait till you explain them. Yeah, so then we get to that Hageromo has two sons. Indra and Ashura. And Hageromo at this point has been paraded as a god. He's seen as making villages, walking around. He's seen as a sage, because he walks around teaching people Ninjutsu. But people harness it differently. So one day, Indra's like, this is hard, and starts making hand signs. So Indra is the first ever person to use hand signs and teach other people. And then one day, Indra's in a forest, gets all angy, and awakens the Sharingan. Oh, so it's... wait, so are Sharingan's like awakened via stress or something? Sharingan's are awakened via... usually, in the first 700 chapters of Naruto, disregarding Boruto, it was awakened due to stress, a lot of high emotion. It's just high emotion, really. So Sasuke awakened it to stress. Tachi awakened it due to trauma. Each one's different. So, he awakens the Sharingan, and some little devil, some little demon thing, which is Black Zetsu, which Kaguya made, is telling him things like, oh, your father doesn't love you, and blah blah blah. Basically, yes. So then, Hageromo, years later, where his two sons are in their 20s, he's like, I'm making my heir Ashura, because he cares more about family, the well-being of others, he's a good guy. He doesn't... he's not evil. He's not a dick. And then Indra's like, well, I don't care, I hate all of you. So then Indra kills like seven monks. And he awakens the Mangekyou Sharingan. So wait, are Sharingans like a family tree of ability? Sharingans have different tiers. There's Sharingan, Eternal Sharingan, there's Sharingan, Mangekyou Sharingan, and Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan. Like, your Sharingan can grow as you grow. So then, Indra leaves for a couple years, it's like five, six years later, Indra comes back with a Susanoo, which is the big armor thingy that he gets from the Sharingan. Yeah, are those like spiritual guardians, or...? Uh, it's basically... it's like a Jojo stand. It's like your inner emotions personified into this being. Ah, that's a Sharingan-only thing, okay. You have to have a Mangekyou Sharingan, specifically. So then, Ashura makes the first ever Rasengan, technically, the Planetary Rasengan, where it's a big Rasengan with, like, other Rasengans inside it. So it's just a cluster bomb. Basically. So he beats up Indra, but Indra doesn't die, he goes away. Indra eventually has kids, and has a line, and Ashura has a line... of family. Indra's family eventually becomes the Uchiha. And Ashura's line becomes the Senju, and the Uzumaki. Oh, so now we're getting to Naruto proper, I'm guessing. Now we're getting to, like, the ninjas of the history. Like, how... this may be a question to answer, but how old are ninjas by the time, by the point in the timeline? Do they actually exist yet? This is a thousand years before the first ever episode of Naruto. Okay, okay. And that's... So, no. Ah, I see, I see. They're still using Ninjutsu, they're just learning how chakra can be molded with hand signs. So, then, we cut forward, like, a lot of years. Maybe, like, 900? And this is called the Warring Clan period. Which, I think you can guess what happens in this timeline. I don't know, Dennis! What could that mean? Clans are warring, bro! So, the two main clans that are fighting in the Land of Fire is the Uchiha and the Senju. Them bitches hate each other. The teachings of Indra and Asura, they differ. But there's these two little punks named Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. They're important. So, they're besties-foresties, like a Romeo-Juliet thing. Like, they're besties, but they're like, We can't be friends, but we should to make our clans come together! So, eventually, Tobirama, Hashirama's younger brother, kills Madara's younger brother, Indra. Because Tobirama? Mega Uchiha racist. Okay, so why not fling with that one? Yeah, like, mega racist. Damn. So, yeah. So, Tobirama kills Madara's brother, Indra. No, that's not his name. I know it. I can't think of it right now. Naruto fans are going to flame me for this. That's her. So, then... Go on. Same. But then... So, he kills his younger... I know it. It starts with an I. So, he kills him. Madara takes his brother's mangekyou, getting eternal mangekyou, Sharingan. You just steal them? Wait, hold on. Oh! People in Naruto take out their eyes like they're changing out lightbulbs. Oh, so it's just the eyes that matter. It's not necessarily your genetics. Well... Yes, because there are characters who use kekkegenkai that are I-1s that don't have the lineage. Wait. Herbie Old Man Guy has one, doesn't he? Kikashi. Yes, Kikashi. Oh, I thought he was a descendant. Okay. No, he's like 20, though. Oh, yeah. His gray hair makes him look older. You know, he's not hot. Exactly. He is. So, Madara's brother dies, and if you're really close to someone and you both have mangekyou, like if you're blood-related, like immediate, and you both have mangekyou, you can switch eyes to get eternal mangekyou, Sharingan, which doesn't degenerate and make your vision get worse. That's one dedicated to the Blue Ghost Monster line. Yeah. So, when Madara's brother dies, he's like, I give you my eyes, brother. But everyone else thought that he stole it from his own brother, even though he loved him so much. Oh, that's sad. So, that made Madara more engi, but then Madara and Hashirama eventually became the clan leaders, and they're like, And that's how Konoha was formed. Oh, I thought it was about to go end badly. No, and that's how Konoha was formed. But then, and then all the other lands, the land of wind, the land of water, the land of earth, the land of lightning, all started making their own villages too. So, but then it's eventually like, who's going to be our leader? Hashirama or Madara? So, everybody votes for Hashirama because he's the nice senju, right? Like, he's seen as the better one. As with Uchiha, it makes them engi, and they desert. Okay, history of penis, bro. So, yeah, Madara leaves, and then, uh, he comes back with the nine-tailed fox under his command. Wait, hold on, he loses for the fucking, like, war house, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro shows up to World War I with a nuke. Bro, so bro, bro took control of the nine-tails, the Kyuubi, and covered it in a Susanoo, and Hashirama still ends up winning. The fuck? Yeah, that's how goaded Hashirama is with his wood style. Oh my lord, wait, wood style? So, Hashirama, wood style. Oh, wood style. Okay. It's so goaded! So, Hashirama beats Madara, seals the Kyuubi into his wife, which is Mito Uzumaki. Damn. Because the Uzumaki are known for their sealing technique, so she seals the Kyuubi into herself. But then Hashirama's like, well, I'm a good guy, so every village should have a tailed beast. So he just goes out and captures the rest of them. He just gave everyone a nuke equivalent, like... Yeah, bro shows up, starts playing Pokemon with tailed beasts, and starts giving them out. But he only caught seven of the last eight. Oh, wait, seven of the last eight, so... The village hidden in the sand, the Santanuki, the one-tails, they already had under their control. Oh, okay. Because they live in the desert, so of course he would be there. Yeah, yeah. But then Hashirama's like, how are we going to make this even? So he gives the village hidden in the clouds, the Cloud Village, he gives them eight-tails and two-tails. Gyuki, the eight-tails Ushioni, and Masatabi, the two-tails Nekomata. So, straight up, just gave two nukes, okay. Yeah, um, the village hidden in... Oh, I know this. The village hidden in the mist gets the three-tails turtle and the six-tails slug. Slug? It's a slug that burps explosive bubbles. That's sick, actually. It's sick as fuck! The village hidden in the stone gets the four-tailed monkey called Sun Wukong, who spits lava. Ayo, that's cool, actually. And the five-tails horse-dolphin thing. Horse-dolphin. You'll need to show me these after. Yeah. It-Kokuo, which uses steam style. And there's another village called Waterfall, which isn't like a major village, they're not really a Shinobi village. They are, but not really, they're more trade. Who gets the seven-tails beetle, rhinoceros beetle, who has six wings and one tail. Named Choumei. So Hashirama just gives him out because he's a good guy. But then the first Shinobi war happens! Yeah, I love the cycles here. Yeah, and stuff goes down. We assume this is when Hashirama dies, because we still don't know. But, so, Hashirama has a grandkid called Tsunade Senju. She becomes important later. He has two grandkids, Tsunade Senju and her younger brother, Nawaki Senju. They become important later. The second Shinobi world war, Tobirama steps up. He's the second Hokage at this point. And the cloud, the mist, and the stone all attack the Uzumakis and wipe them out. Because they were scared of what they were doing. Yeah, so they wipe out an entire island of people. Yeah. So, and, there was only, we only know of a couple survivors. But, the main one we care about is Kushina Uzumaki, who becomes a citizen of Konoha. But that's for later. The main one we care about is Kushina Uzumaki, who becomes a citizen of Konoha. But that's for later. She's a little kid right now. And during the second world war, we have, this is when Tobirama's students, Danzo Shimura, Koharu Utahime, Hirazan Sarutobi, and Hotaru all work together and, like, team up. This is when they become the best. And Hashirama was called the God of Shinobi, because he was so strong, right? Yeah. Hirazan Sarutobi, the one trained by Tobirama, becomes the third Hokage and is called the God of Shinobi, because he has mastered every Jutsu style, and, like, every elemental style. So he can use every element. What's, like, the restriction of that? Is that just, like, a teaching thing? You just, you need to be a, like, everybody has an innate element they can use, like, to the best of their abilities. It's like Nen. You have a type, a technique, a type you can use, but you can use other types. It's harder. Yeah, it's like that with elemental techniques. But Bros is goaded. So, Tobirama sacrifices himself fighting 20 S-rank ninja. S-rank is, like, the highest one, right? S-rank is the highest rank you can get. So, then, a couple years later, Sarutobi, Hirazan Sarutobi is the Hokage for a while, right? Yeah. And the Cloud Village is like, we're gonna make a, we're gonna, let's team up and be good allies. But then they try to kidnap Kushina Uzumaki due to her being an Uzumaki. Yeah, fuckin' just goes out, right? But then, but then, but then this goaded child named Minato Namikaze kicks three Jonin's asses at age 12. He's important, by the way. I mean, honestly, I just take any main character and I think, yep, they're gonna be important. Yeah. So, Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, so, Hirazan Sarutobi had three students. He trained three students. Yeah. He trained, uh, wow, Tsunade Senju, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru. You know, I fear that, the fact that you can remember all this off the top of my head, with all the names. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I put too many hours into this. So, then, so, then we have, so, then those three, during the Third Shinobi War, Second Shinobi War, become known as the Sanin, okay? Which, the three legendary ninjas, they're the Sanin. They're three of the strongest ninjas at the time. So, but Tsunade loses her younger brother and her fiancé, so she takes her fiancé's niece and just leaves the village, deserts the village. Jiraiya's a spy master who's also a pervert, and Orochimaru just deserts the village for doing experiments on children. Oh, Snake Man! Yeah. So, Jiraiya teaches Minato Namikaze. So, Jiraiya's the Toad Sage and the Toad Summoner, which he allows Minato to sign, so Minato becomes a Toad Summoner. Also, the Minato one-shot that came out this year, absolute heat. Goat. Top tier. Is it like a standalone, or do you need to, like, read the whole manga in a standalone? Well, I mean, it would make it easier to understand because of the characters, but you can read it on its own. I'm gonna dip my toes in Naruto that way. This is actually vaguely interesting. Yeah, but, so, yeah, so that's how Minato makes the Rasengan. I'm not gonna spoil it, but that's how he makes the Rasengan. He creates it, Jiraiya learns it, Kakashi learns it. So, Minato then has three students in Obito Uchiha, Rin, and Kakashi Harake. Kakashi Harake is the son of the White Fang, Sakumo Harake, who Sakumo Harake gave up his own life due to, like, the village scrutinizing him. Because he put his teammates before the mission, so everyone was like, no good ninja would do that. Why would anybody ever want to do that? So, he killed himself. So, is the mission, like, is the ninja's purpose just to complete the mission above all? Ninjas see themselves as weapons, basically. Like, they are just weapons to be pointed at and attack. Right. Like, one of the, like, one of the best lines in Naruto is, ninja are built to endure. So, Kakashi grows up hating his father. Right? Because he's like, oh, why would he not put the mission first? So, at the age of seven, Kakashi becomes a genin. At the age of twelve, he becomes a chunin. So, basically, a high-ranking ninja. He's the third highest ranking ninja. Well, besides Hokage, he's the second highest, he's, like, the third highest ranking at the age of twelve. At the age of twelve. Damn. Yeah, he's goaded. He's like a prodigy, he's finished everything, like, first, second. So, Minato takes those three under his team during the third shinobi war, right? Yeah. So, during the third shinobi war, Rin gets captured and gets the three tails shoved into her. So, when she goes back to, when she gets taken back to Konoha, she explodes and destroys the villain. You can just do that? Well, you can make the seal, like, you can make the seal really weak. So, when any, like, any vile emotions happen, the tailed beast just comes out. Killing her in the process. Oh my god, that seal's hilarious. Yeah, but also remember, if you have a good seal master, then you can fix the seal and have a second tailed beast for Konoha. But, I mean, that's how it turns out, though, lol. Yeah, so, then we have, so Rin gets captured, so Obito and Kakashi, Kakashi's like, we weren't assigned this mission. Obito's like, screw you, you nerd! We're gonna go save our friend, because that's the most important thing. And so, they go save her, Kakashi gets an eye cut out, Obito gets crushed by a rock. And he gives Kakashi his Sharingan, his leftover Sharingan. He gives Kakashi his Sharingan, his leftover Sharingan. These are high-ranking ninjas, and they get fucking deleted by a rock? Okay. Well, he's, because he, he saved his two teammates, he pushed them out of the way. Also, Obito's a genin at this point, he's not goated. Oh, okay, he's just a genin, okay, fine. Yeah, so Obito saves Kakashi and Rin from the falling rebel that was caused by an explosion, and he gives Kakashi his other Sharingan, the only Sharingan that's not crushed. Yeah. So, then, Obito gets found, so, Kakashi then ends up, Rin's like, kill me, Kakashi, do it, I have the three tails in me, it's gonna kill Konoha. So, he takes a Chidori, which is lightning in his palm, and shoves it through her chest. And this causes Kakashi and Obito to get the manga kill. Now we go over to Obito, but he gets crushed by a rock. Obito gets crushed by a rock. Obito gets crushed by a rock, but he gets, he wakes up in a bed. And he, he was found by Madara and White Zetsu. Is White Zetsu different from Black Zetsu? Uh, same thing, just different person, White Zetsus are basically more, they're just drones, basically. Black Zetsus have a, there's only one Black Zetsu, there's infinite White Zetsus. Oh, so White Zetsu's like a copy, basically. White Zetsus are like training dummies, basically, you can give them no personality. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, so, White Zetsu, so he's found by White Zetsu, gets White Zetsu's cells in him, so his body, like, regrows correctly. And Madara trains Obito for a bit, like, couple months. And so, he goes, Obito goes out, he's like, I'm gonna go see Kakashi and Rin! He watches Kakashi shove his hand through Rin's heart, causing both of their manga kills to awaken at the same time, which is such a good scene in the anime. Goddamn, okay. It, like, it's so hype, watching, like, the screen split and both of their eyes change. Yeah, it goes hard. And then Kakashi passes out, Obito goes and massacres the Myth Ninjas, like, there's like maybe a hundred of them. Yeah. He just goes and massacres them. Kakashi goes back to the village, sad that his two teammates are dead. Obito goes and trains under Madara for a while again. Who's, like, at this time, he's like 97, 98? Yeah, yeah. Bro's just goaded. Yeah, once you ninja, you don't stop ninja-ing, you know? Yeah, exactly. So, Minato eventually learns the... Oh, I know this. Oh my god. I know his technique name in Japanese. Jesus Christ, you don't... I didn't, I wasn't walking into this. Because if I did, I don't know what the theme would be, that's the theme. But, like, holy shit. Yeah. He knows the Hiroshin, which is not Flash Step, that's Bleach! Damn it! It's a teleportation jutsu, okay? He throws kunai, which has a marker on him, and he can teleport to them. And he gets known as the Yellow Flash, due to that all that's being seen is a flash of yellow every time he teleports. Bro gets sent out and massacres an army of stone ninja, becoming one of the only flee-on-sight orders in the Bingo Book. Bingo Book? Bingo Book is basically, like, where all the bounties are, and how, like, dangerous they are. Oh, shit. So he is the only flee-on-sight order ever. Damn. Yeah, he's goaded. So then he eventually becomes 4th Hokage, while Hiroshin retires, marries Kushina, and has a little baby boy named Naruto Uzumaki! Yo, we're here, after, like, 80 minutes, we're here! Yeah, we're not even at episode 1 yet, though. Damn. So, the day of Kushina's birth, she, so she, Kushina is now the new tailed beast retainer, due to Mito Uzumaki dying and passing it on to her, right? Yeah. Makes sense? Yeah. Oh, so it's, like, tied to Bloodline now. Well, no, it's because their chakra is so strong, like, they have so much chakra and their life force is so strong, they're able to hold the nine tails. Oh, okay. So, then, while Kushina's in labor, Obito comes in, under the disguise of Tobi and Madara, he goes in, murders the midwife, and threatens to kill Naruto in baby form, throws him up with explosive tags on him, Minato catches the baby, throws away the explosive tags, but Kushina gets taken by Obito. What's the fucking problem? Oh, he angsty. He and Uchiha, they angy. Yeah, but, like, this is a little unnecessary. Like, bro. Yeah, but then he goes and rips out the nine tails out of Kushina. Yeah. So, then he causes the nine tails to go attack the hidden leaf village. Minato's goaded, by the way. He stops a tailed beast bomb by teleporting it away, because he's the GOAT. And then, not only does he kick Obito's ass, he drops a giant frog on top of the Kyuubi. How does, like, the whole frogs and everything work? Can they only summon frogs and, like, stuff like that? Well, you have to sign a summoning contract with a certain animal. Oh, so, like, a pact, kinda. So, when you summon it with that animal clan, you can summon different types of animals from that clan. So, like, the animals have... So, frogs, slugs, snakes... ...navel rights. Hold on. Yeah, they can talk. Wait, what? Oh, okay. Yeah, the frogs talk, the slugs talk, the snakes talk, the dogs talk. They all talk. That chakra tree really do be hitting different with the ecology, with the eco-life, goddamn. Yeah, exactly. But then, so then, Minato's like, I have to put the village before my family, but I'm still gonna help Naruto. So, he does the Reaper Death Seal, which basically, the Shinigami comes, sticks his hand through Minato, and takes the soul of the opponent. So, Minato puts half of the Kyuubi's chakra inside of Naruto, the yin half, specifically, and takes the yin half for himself to take to hell. Or to take to Shinigami's stomach forever. Yeah. So then we have... So then, but him and Kushina get impaled by the Nine-Tailed Fox's nails, and it goes to kill Naruto. So, Naruto now has a Nine-Tailed Fox sealed in him on the first day he was born, which is October 10th. Happy birthday, Naruto, that's in a couple days. That's October. Yeah. So, then Naruto gets put into an orphanage. And here's when Sarutobi becomes the Hokage again. Yeah. But during these couple years, there's this goaded character named Itachi Uchiha's born. Before Naruto, he's like seven when Naruto's born. Okay, okay. So, Itachi Uchiha awakens his Sharingan at like age eight, age ten, maybe? Because his dad's an asshole. A lot of dads here are assholes, apparently. Yeah. But then Naruto grows up in the orphanage. He gets kicked out, has to get an apartment due to having the Nine-Tails. Yada yada, bang bang, he's not treated well. Yeah. But then, there's a time when Kumo, again, the Cloud Village, is like, we want a peace treaty! So then they go and try to capture the Harris of the Hyuga Clan, who are the main wielders of the Byakugan in the Hidden Leaf Village. Because they want a pure Byakugan that hasn't had a seal put on it yet, which blows up the eyes when they die. Do they constantly fucking just start shit at the Cloud Village? No, the Cloud Village starts it first. No, that's what I'm saying, like, why do they constantly start shit? Because their Raikages are angry. Oh, okay. And they want things, they're greedy. So then the head of the Hyuga Clan goes and kills the guy who was there to make a deal, and the Raikage is like, you killed my man when we were there for a peace treaty! I demand his head! So then the Hyuga Head's twin brother goes, but he has the seal of heaven on him. Or not the seal of heaven, that's something totally different. He's got a seal on his forehead, which when he dies, his Byakugan no longer works. Like, it gets fried. So then the twin brother's son, the Nata Head, he's like, I can't believe the head of the family made him do that! He should have sacrificed himself! Blah blah blah! And then he gets the seal put on him and gets tortured almost every day. So he becomes apathetic. Damn, okay. Yeah, this is when Naruto's like five. Yeah. So then we have, a couple years later, actually like a year or two later, the Uchiha Clan is planning a coup. Oh damn, okay. Yeah, they're planning a coup against the village, because they're like, the Uchiha, they blame us for the Kyuubi attacking, they put us further away from the village, blah blah blah. And so, there's two Uchiha that are important during this time. Shusui Uchiha and Itachi Uchiha. They're both very loyal to the village. Shusui has one of the most overpowered Mangekyou Shoryuken abilities in the world. Kototaki Masu. It is the best Genjutsu ever. So Shoryuken Genjutsu is also like, the ability itself is dependent on the individual? So every Shoryuken ability, every Mangekyou ability, is different depending on the individual. But no, every Mangekyou gives you Susanoo, and one ability tied to you. It's a package deal. Yeah. So, but your eyes deteriorate unless you get Eternal Mangekyou. So Shusui has Kototaki Masu, which is the best Genjutsu ever. It's basically mind control. That's how good it is. You just look at him, and he can put you into mind control. But it has a cooldown of like six or seven years. Oh, like one shot, you know, you're done type thing. Yeah, basically. But then Danzo, remember that guy? Yeah, vaguely. He has his hidden organization called Root, who's like, he wants to be Hokage, but he wants to be like a dictator Hokage and rule with an iron fist and be like, Konoha's the best village, we're gonna kill everybody else! That's Danzo. That's Danzo. But he's cunning with it. So he poisons Shusui and goes and kills Shusui and tears out one of his eyes and puts it in his own head. So, but then Shusui tells Itachi, he's like, do what the Hokage told you to. Danzo did this to me. Blah blah blah. And so then Itachi gets Shusui's second eye, keeps it for safekeeping for later. And Itachi awakens his Mangekyou Sharingan ability. His Mangekyou Sharingan. Damn, alright. That's one way to get your Sharingan. Holy shit. Yeah, Mangekyou Sharingan is when the person closest to you dies. And you see it happen. Oh, let's hope it's not this one. So like, Madara with his brother, Shusui with his cousin, Itachi with Shusui. Right? Yeah, yeah. Right? You understand? Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. The Hokage tells Itachi to go murder the entire Mushiha clan. Skelly? Yeah, no, continue. Oh, okay. I thought you were just like, what? No, I was just, damn. Like, a lot of this, like, I'm not gonna lie. A lot of this was like, damn, I didn't expect much eye-gouging in Naruto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, Itachi and Obito again, because Obito helps Itachi. Obito's making a group, by the way, called the Akatsuki, which is goaded. I'll get to them in a bit. But, so, Itachi goes and murders the entire clan, leaves his one little brother alive, and he's like, Sasuke, kill me for revenge. It'll make you stronger. And if you can kill me, you'll be the strongest. And then traumatizes Sasuke by putting him in a, not Amaterasu, what's it called? Not Susanoo. Oh my god, it's his most popular ability. My brain. Oh, it's the one where you get crucified, right? Yeah, that's, well, that's the one he did against Kakashi specifically. Yeah, I know that image. Oh my god, what is it? I know it, filler, filler, filler words. Also, I gotta say, that's one of how they train your fucking brother, I'm just saying. Yeah. That's fucked, I'm sorry. Tsukuyomi. There we go. Is that based off of- So, he uses Tsuk- Yes, they're all Japanese gods. All the Sharingan abilities. Oh, that makes sense, okay. So, Tsukuyomi, basically, it happens over a week, but it happens three seconds in real life. And he watches Sasuke murder- So, he makes Sasuke watch him murder the entire clan seven days in a row. Damn. Yeah. He really fucked Sasuke up at this time. You know what I'm thinking? I thought Sasuke was just edgy to be edgy, not gonna lie. No, no, no, he got fucked up. Yeah. So then, Sasuke kinda let it go to his head that he's the last Uchiha in the Hidden Leaf Village. And Itachi's part of this group called the- called the Akatsuki, which is ruled by a guy named Pain, who is actually Nagato, but he's using the body of Yahiko, his best friend. Oh, does his father follow him now? So, not- Damn. So, kind of- But during the second Shinobi World War, second or third, Jiraiya, Tsunade- When Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru became known as the Sanin, they fought a guy called Hanzo the Salamander, who kicked their ass, but gave them the name- but gave them their name, the Sanin. But, so, Jiraiya stayed in the Hidden Rain Village for a little longer, training three orphans, Yahiko, Conan, and Nagato Uzumaki. Nagato has this thing called the Rinnegan, which has a lot of different paths and abilities. So Jiraiya trains them for a bit, and leaves. But Hanzo- But then, those three orphans try to rise a coup against Hanzo, but Hanzo forces Nagato and Yahiko to kill each- one of them to kill each other. So Yahiko sacrifices himself, allowing for Nagato to kill Hanzo. That's one of the ways to train kids. I swear it's like- Yeah, but then- But then Nagato becomes a dictator of the Hidden Rain Village. He uses his Sharingan to take over dead ninjas' bodies- or his Rinnegan to take over dead ninjas' bodies, and control them, and use them to see through the world. And each one has a separate path of the Rinnegan. So each one has a different Rinnegan ability. So the Rinnegan is a subsection that only belongs- of like, you know, I-stuff, that belongs only to this one guy. Or is that like- Uh, most of the people have Rinnegan, but like, it's really rare. Like, one in a bajillion happens. So it's just like- It's just something that can happen to someone, basically, when they're like- It's- Well, technically, you need to have- I- From the way they describe it, you need Uzumaki and Uchiha DNA in you. Oh, so it's a combination of the two. Technically, yes. Technically, yes. But like, that's only happened like- once. Because at this point, technically- Because Naruto should technically have it, but he doesn't? Anyways. So, Nagato makes a group called the Akatsuki, which is a bunch of S-rank nuke- nuke- S-rank nuke-nin. Nuke-nin are basically ninja who have left their- deserted their village. No longer have ties to a village. They're- Yes. But like, they're being hunted by their village. They're criminals because they did something criminal and they left. So, there's that group. It's forming and Itachi goes and joins it. And- In the Mists, there's this group called the Seven Swordsmen of the Mists. You've- I've talked to you about those weapons before. Yeah, I remember. And their- Photoshop edit of- of like, I think your old profile picture. Yeah. And then all the weapons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was- Wow, that was like four years ago. Yeah, about four years ago now. Yeah, well. And then, we cut a couple years later and Naruto starts. So, is that a good end point? Or- This is where the- this episode ends because I got stuff to do. It also- Wow, it took us 41 minutes to start Naruto. I- I- This is gonna be a ride, I feel. I mean, I went through a thousand years of time. Yeah, I actually- I was expecting it to take longer, but still, it took a long time. The Naruto- So next episode, everybody, is gonna be the beginning of Naruto to the end of Naruto. And then the third one- the third part, maybe final, I don't know if I'm doing Boruto because it's not over yet, is from the beginning of Shippuden to the end of Shippuden. So be prepared, everybody. Be prepared. See you guys eventually. Woo! Save Variety. See you never! Woo!