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Yeah, three, two, one. Coming to the theater near you, the blind side too. The only thing we adopted is these checks, honey. This is Throw Up Taco presented by Forkast.Media. Relax now, now, now, wait now, don't be disingenuous, I know. In Charleston, the real South Carolina out here, what you talking about? Hey, bruh, you know it used to be the capital of the state, you know, I know it. Sure, the whole state of South Carolina used to have one area code, I'm old enough to remember that. People forget that. The whole state was 803, it ain't that long ago. I only referenced it because he used to play for the Panthers, but I would just like to say this, hey man, you gotta trust your queen, and that man queen said, you need to go out here and get your money. Because we don't read the terms and conditions. We don't read them terms and conditions. Ask Federal Student Loans, ask FAFSA, like what are we talking about? We all sign that. They got us all. What are we talking about? Wait, she was out to eat with her boyfriend or usher? I'm just trying to figure out. Like I don't keep up with the tabloids, I didn't know, that was vague, you gotta be clear. Because why not? You're talking about a man who made a song called Papers after getting divorced. Like what are we talking about? Yeah, he made a whole album about cheating, this man made a whole album about cheating after getting caught cheating. Like what are we talking about? This is not somebody you should trust. That man said, after tonight, don't leave your girl around me, true player for real. He is not to be trusted. I'm going to be alright tonight, I'm good. I'm not even going to go, I'm not, okay. Florida man, Florida man drives motorcycle through hurricane. I mean here's the problem. You gotta think about what David Tepper wants in his franchise. The Carolina Panthers want somebody who's going to sell tickets, who's going to shake hands and kiss babies, who's going to smile for the camera, and I think Bryce Young is more of that guy than like an Anthony Richardson or even a C.J. Stroud. I think he's a brand name. People know who Bryce Young is in this area because this is SEC country, so they know all about him. And so this is somebody that they can sell to their fan base as this is a proven player that we're bringing in. We're not just out here experimenting. We are bringing in somebody that has proven that they can win games on a high level. And so like that's what they're banking on. The problem is, what are we? Well here's the thing, well see that's the question, that's the question, that's the issue. There's a big difference in like all of these documentaries that have come out recently that kind of prove this point. When you look at the Swamp Kings documentary or that whole story about Johnny Mandel, like there's a big difference between the college football game and the NFL game. When you look at Bryce Young and the measurables, does he have something that is going to transfer over to the NFL or is he just somebody who we're going to regard as he was a good college You think, have they been taking him to cookout? You're close to the story. Like I feel like he need to be, he need to be at cookout in the middle of the evening. Yeah midnight dine, yeah he need to be getting some milkshakes. He need to be eating corn dogs, the nuggets, yeah but it's still there, they still got. Midnight diner got good grits. The grits at midnight diner are spectacular. That's what Bryce Young need to be, he need to be in there getting him like a little shrimp and grits, getting him an omelet, he need to bulk up, that's what he should be spending the season doing. Here's what I would do if I'm the Carolina Panthers, listen, we not good, we not good. Andy Dalton, you're our guy, you know what I'm saying, we're going to trot you out there, we're going to trot Andy out there. David Tepper got plenty of money, trot Andy out there and you know, you let Bryce Young go out here and, no, what Tepper be doing is, Tepper is that person who come in and ask for one rib and then pull out a knot, that's David Tepper, the money in his pocket, he might not want to spend it, but he got it. 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