Conversation with Colton Remblend Celebrity Star Spokesperson.2.1

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Okay, so this is a conversation with Colton. Yeah, it's all good, man. It's all good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, believe me, I've been... I see how busy you are. Yeah, I know the situation, man. I know they've been going crazy. Yeah, and those flights. Wait, did you get sick? Aw, man, that's so bad for you, dog. I'm trying to warn you, I did say put a mask on. Yeah, I wasn't talking to that kind of mask. Come on, man. I thought you were out the show. You weren't. I thought you were in the show. But you weren't. I thought you were in and out. Oh, you know what I'm saying. Right. Right. So... So, what's up? What's the dealio? Why are you sweating me now? Now you're curious? Do you have more time now? No, it's all good. Oh, really? For real? Are you serious? Wow. Yeah. Oh, really? What did I say to you? Was that the first time or the second time I saw you? So, was that the first time or the second time you saw me in your dream? Yeah. I did what? Why? Flying, huh? That's crazy. Like that? Wow. Interesting. I'm not really a dream interpreter. I'm a dream weaver. There's a difference. Well, here. This is... This is... Are you familiar with cookies? Do you know about Girl Scout cookies? Do you know what Girl Scout cookies is made from? It's a... Well, the original one is a cross between OG Kush and Durban Poison. And then it's back-crossed with... It's back-crossed with GDP, which stands for... Stands for? Yeah, come on. And it... What does it stand for? Come on, you can say it. Come on. Very... Somebody's in California. It stands for Grand Daddy Purple. Now, Grand Daddy Purple is a cross between... What now? Between Purple Urkel and Big Bud. So Purple Urkel and Big Bud make Grand Daddy Purple. And GDP is the back-cross. So, once again, you have OG Kush cross Durban Poison and they back-crossed it with a Grand Daddy Purple GDP. And I believe, according to the legend I heard, or, you know, some of the other... According to what I've heard... So according to what I've heard from, like, the Emerald Triangle area, they... There was another strain called Cherry Pie. And so they used the same... I think the same phenom or the same male, maybe, whichever, on that GDP, to cross it with that. So it was called the Cherry Pie Cut. So, once again, OG Kush crossed with Durban Poison and then back-crossed with Grand Daddy Purple, the Cherry Pie Cut. Now, on that OG Kush, my favorite OG Kush, of course, is... What's yours? What's your favorite OG Kush? What's your favorite OG Kush? Anyway, so this is new. This is called Remblend. R-E-M, yeah. B-L-E-N-D. Like the Shotgun Remington, yeah. That's my dog's name. And Blend, because it's blended from two different strains. It's a secret, but it's got a lot of OG in it, a lot. And we'll try this. Tell me what you think. I know, man. It's all good, man. Dude, you've always been cool with me, man. You've always been cool. You've always been there. You've always been upright and respectful. And so, I have your back 100%, dude. Whenever you're ready, let me know, alright? Meantime, here. Try this. It's Remblend. It's strong, dude. This is from the Emerald Triangle, okay? This is like Fertilize with Sasquatch. Caca. So, be careful. Because it's called a one-hit quitter, two-hit babysitter needed. Babysitter needed. Babysitter needed. Hey, you're... Okay, so, yeah. After this, man, you might be gone, alright? So, yeah. So, here. Try not to get worried, dude. Try not to turn on to problems that upset you. Blow. Yeah, see? Now you know. Everything's alright. Everything's fine. And I want you to be high tonight. Let the world just pass by tonight. If you try, you'll get by. So, forget all about it tonight. Take a hit of this, dude. And you'll sleep. And it will soothe you. Calm you and anoint you. Like myrrh blurring from your nose and your head. And you will feel everything's alright. Yep. Everything's fine. It's cool and the ganja's sweet. That fire blazing your head and feet. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Relax. Think of nothing but ganja and Rembrandt. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And think of nothing but ganja and Rembrandt. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And think of nothing but Rembrandt and ganja. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And think of nothing but Rembrandt. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And relax. Think of nothing but Rembrandt. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. And relax. Think of nothing but Rembrandt. I think he's out. Like a light. He's definitely gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.