20240511 #121 Steph pillow smother

1, 2, 3, clap. Do it again. Clap, clap, clap. Got it. Alright. When I grow up, I want to be a sociopath. Except for the murder thing. Uh, yeah. I've been there. But what do they do to you to make you want to unleash this terrible, terrible sociopath inner self? It doesn't go in the sink? Tell me more about the frying pan. The frying pan in the kitchen. That's dirty. Oh, no. I don't think it was dirty. Allegedly. So do you walk away? So she walked away? I just want to know who took the frying pan. Right in front of you? Did it go in the sink afterwards? But if it's people who live in the same house that I do, you know, people are going to know. How about the leaving the door of the refrigerator open? Someone in my household does that regularly. I lose my mind. I take pictures of it and I send it to them. I'm like, this is what you did. That doesn't sound like reasonable behavior, does it? I don't even send words anymore. I just send a picture of the open refrigerator. We have this one little beverage refrigerator that just doesn't close that well. So when somebody opens it to grab things out and they they give it a swing shut, it always is open about an inch and it makes me crazy. It wasn't Charlie. Charlie didn't do it. Yep. Charlie doesn't drink beer yet. He's too little. This is the beer fridge. Your honor, I had to kill him. Look, just look. Yeah, I'm sure my husband was at softball saying my wife is texting me pictures of the refrigerator. Yeah, I'm not there yet. So you tell me. I still I still every day walk past the fridge and touch it just to make sure it's closed. It's a little bit of crazy going on there. There's some yeah, there's some bottles nearby that would be handy. Yeah. Yeah. Broken glass is too hard to clean up. I don't know. What do you think? Well, how do you breathe through that? I mean, that's there's so much anger in that moment. I do, but I see it like my eyes get big. I can't I can't breathe. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the headlines would be bad, right? Woman kills husband because he didn't close the refrigerator. No, right. We said except for the murder part, right? Nobody's going to be murdered. All right. Anybody else who anybody well, anybody else that does things that make you crazy, but you love them. Yeah. Oh, no. I love all my coworkers and my coworkers are perfect. Of course they are. Yeah. So that's interesting, right? And because we work remotely. So I feel like the expression on my face would be horrifying to people if they were in person watching me react to them saying things, right? Like, if they saw my face, they would think, wow, she wants to murder me. That would be bad for our working relationship, of course. Yeah, that's what I think mine might have gone away. I don't think I have that anymore. Yeah, that's true. Okay. So I am on some Zoom calls, right? Where some crazy happens. And I think, I wish I could, I have to turn off my video or I wish I could turn off my video. And I know I can't. And I have to keep my face from betraying myself. So I guess I didn't, I guess my, I still have a bit of a poker face. So that's good news. Are you ever on a work call where you just, you're on mute and bad words come out of your mouth when you hear somebody saying stuff? You're on mute and bad words come out of your mouth when you hear somebody saying stuff? You have to make sure you're on mute. Yeah. Double. Okay. Okay. Agreed. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.