Get Scripted Sports Episode 2

The transcription mainly discusses sports topics such as the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift's presence at the game, NBA trades, and injuries in professional athletes. The conversation also touches on the number of games played in the NBA season and the physical toll it takes on players. Scripted sports in the house, Petey Pluto, what's good Petey Pluto? Oh yeah, Super Bowl weekend, what's poppin'? Everybody thinks that the 49ers are going to beat the Chiefs and all the money's coming in on the Chiefs now. I don't know what to think with this game. What's the script? What's the script on the game I've done tomorrow? Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift? Over, under, I think they had three and a half looks, three and a half pans to Taylor Swift. Oh yeah. Way over, right? Way over. But is she going to be there for the game? Definitely. Because her plane from Tokyo, Japan, Tokyo, somewhere over there, she's got it all mapped out. But the Chinese government and the Japanese government, they were saying something about maybe her flight wouldn't leave or something, so I don't know if they're just being assholes or what the deal is. Uh-oh. I bet she has Secret Service and all of that. Yeah, she's got her own governmental plane and she's got to do some Area 51, break her or wherever she needs to go. She'll be there, I think necessarily she'll be there Saturday night, tonight, so she'll be there tonight for the game tomorrow. Three and a half, over three and a half, that's a lot, that should be like by halftime. Oh yeah. That should be the easiest bet of the game. Definitely. Did you see the dudes trying to record, Reba was like practicing the National Anthem, and there's guys across the street with a fricking like a boom mic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, trying to see like how long it's going to be. Oh, I didn't see. Over, under, like a minute 20. Didn't see. Doing research, man. You've got to do research for these big games. 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The Pistons, first off, Pluto, the last show, called Pistons a plus 670 money line to win just out of thin air, and it comes in. If anybody was paying attention to that one last year, two weeks ago anyway. I had it parlayed with a Debo touchdown. Debo didn't get the TD. Yeah, Debo no TD. But the Pistons 670 is – that's like hitting one of them first baskets. Like you never hit one of them first baskets. What do we got here? The Knicks get Bob Donovick. Big, big time for the Panthers. That's huge for the Knicks. The Knicks are scary, man. A lot of people don't realize the frickin' Knicks are like third in the Eastern Conference right now. Right next to the Cavs. Frickin' Cavs. The Cavs are frickin' like the second-best team in the East right now. Yes. The Cavaliers with Donovan Mitchell, Jared Allen. Full of fact. Cavaliers. You see this? 34-16. Celtics. They're supposed to win a championship this year, and you got the Cavaliers. I'd still bet on the Celtics to win it all. Yeah. Yeah, they would paint them. And Philly without Embiid might drop to six. Oh, yeah, that's right. He's got the knee surgery. That's right. Well, fuck him. You know what? That's what he gets. That's what he frickin' gets. He didn't want to play against Jokic, and now he's out with a frickin' knee surgery. Dude, he had a torn meniscus. He's out there. He never plays in Denver. Ever. People in Denver want to see. There's Joel Embiid fans in Denver. That's the only place they can see you play, dude, is in Denver. You never play. Think about that. Just play one time in the next five years in Denver, and it just really won't look bad. But right now, he's been in the league. How many years has he been in the league? Six years. He's never played in Denver. Never? He's never played in Denver. No. He's never played a game in Denver. I got to bring that up. They showed it the last time he was in Denver, because it was a big thing. He was supposed to be on the triple header. It was supposed to be the last game of the triple header, the second game of the triple header on Sunday. And it was supposed to be Jokic and Embiid. That was the big thing. All the sports players were going, oh, well, take Embiid and the double-double. Oh, yeah, easy money. Doesn't even fucking play. All these guys. Can't play back-to-back. That's sad. It's so sad. Grown athletic men. I could go play back-to-back. I haven't ran and played basketball in how many years, and I could just get out of the seat. I could go run 40 minutes, puke, get a good night's sleep, and I could do it again the same time the next night. These guys are making millions of dollars. So much fucking money. There are a lot of injuries. Professional athletes. True, true. That's your thing. You're not a basketball player. You're a professional athlete. You would think there would be some sort of athleticism in that, that you can play two games back-to-back. It's okay. It's all right. It's all right. It's just basketball, bro. There is the 65-game rule now. I do like that, but a lot of these players that are in the league, they're just like, well, we'll just put an asterisk on it. It doesn't really matter. I'm the best player in the league. Everybody knows it. Blah, blah, blah. You've got to play 65 games, dude. There's 82 in a season. That's asking a lot. That's a lot of time off. You're playing 82 games. It's 82 games. It's five months. And then he could play golf and swim, be on a jet ski, not play basketball. Probably could be on a jet ski two days in a row. Swimming yesterday, let me tell you, I can't go swimming two days in a row. I'm going to need a break. I'm going to need a day out. I'm day-to-day. With the new technology, I agree with you. But I see the other side, too. Because when these guys retire at 44 or 40, they can barely walk. Or 34. They got $40 million the first year they're in the league, some of these guys. And then it's just like, well, I don't need to play no more. I'm starting to realize I'm the wear and tear. Like running backs are getting cut at age 30. Well, yeah, that's a running back in football. It's hit on every play by a guy three times his size. Right. What's his name from the Cowboys? Ezekiel Elliott. I think he's 28 years old. And the Cowboys did him dirty. Cowboys ran him into the ground. 300 carries, 280 carries, some crazy amount of carries. And then you get pounded on. What's he, 220 pounds? Something like that. 300 pounders hit you every single play. Right. And they're realizing that in NBA years, all these games, 82 games, they're saying, oh, you should probably be playing 50 games. Stop, for real. You can't play a 50. Bro, have you seen Kenny Smith walk? His knees are like from TNT. His knees look like fingers like this, bro. He's no longer Kenny the Jet. No way. Kenny the Bent. Kenny the Bent. Kenny the Bent Knees. For real. He can barely walk. So I think 82 games is a lot. Yeah, but he played a completely different, he might as well have played a completely different sport than they play now. He had a play in the time where he got hit. He actually got hit. You could D a guy up back then. You can't D anybody up now. They changed the rules. Think about back in the day. How many three-pointers were guys taking a game? Sometimes these guys nowadays are chucking up 30, 40 three-pointers a game. That's insane. That's all they're doing is chucking threes. And then the argument, a lot of people say, Well, it's because they didn't have that many guys back then that could shoot. That's why they didn't shoot that many threes. And it's like, no. It's true, kind of. Because back then, everybody was more concerned with dumping it down low. Give a guy at the post. Actual, like some basketball plays. Now it's just like five wide, fly, go. Go, Blake. All right, go. Everybody did a three-point line. Yeah. If you can shoot, it's more efficient. And it makes all the centers obsolete. Back in the day, everybody had a center. I remember growing up going, Can't win if you don't got a center. Can't win if you don't got a center. And then Shaq came out. And then it's like, Well, you can't win unless you got somebody bigger than Shaq. Because it's just going to go through Shaq every single year until Shaq starts to break down. And then it was Kobe. But, like, when Shaq was the incredible hulk of the league, you can't beat the Lakers with Shaq in his prime. That's impossible. There's nothing you can do against Shaq. There's no defenders, no nothing. No stuff. I mean, Olajuwon, his first year, was the magic. And then maybe a David Robinson, Ewing. Again, all these guys are Hall of Famers. They're all centers. There's no centers now that even, like, you can talk about other than, like, you rag a Przingis a little bit. Oh, yeah, Embiid, Jokic. I'd say Przingis is a stretch. I wouldn't call him a center. I wouldn't. Like, neither one of them is, like, I would consider. I guess they do post up. I don't – I'm not scared of them. AD. AD, another hybrid center forward. Wemby, whatever Wemby is, Spiderman, Slenderman. He's insane, that guy. People don't – I was reading an article. His teammates don't even pass him the ball. And they put up some, like, crazy stat that if he played a full 38 minutes or 36, 37. He only played 20, 25 minutes a game. That's another whole, like, you can't play a young kid. His body's developing. You can't really – you don't want to hurt him. No, you want to get the ping-pong balls. Get a good guy to pair him with. And then if you get another good young guy, then you get a free agent. Now you got something going over here. Now you got, like, a free agent guy, whoever, like a Steph Curry who gets pissed off and a Golden Snaper wastes him, just goes over to Popovich. Hey, Pop, you need somebody to shoot threes? Can you have Steph and Wemby on the same team? Like, just picture that one for a second. Like, what do you do with that combination? For a few years, Steph was 35. Can you picture him running the pick-and-roll with Wemby? Would that happen at the All-Star Game? Wemby's in the All-Star Game. He's got to be in the All-Star Game. Yeah, I think he made it. He's got to be. I think he made it. They posted a number that he's got better numbers right now than when Rudy Gobert won defensive player of the year. Oh, yeah. Did you see that? I did. The blocks and rebounds. Dude averages five blocks a game. But he's eight, nine feet tall. It's insane. He's going to be scared. Have him run the pick-and-roll with Steph at the All-Star Game. I want to see it right now. I can picture that. That's good. So Steph will be in Spurs uniform soon. But they won't pull that trigger until after the draft. See what they get. Because the Warriors aren't going to do shit this year. The Warriors won't even have a winning record this year. And they still got the same guys. Unless they heat up. They're, I think, the 11th seed. They're down. Yeah, they are. We got a – what's it? 7, 8. Yeah, this is your play-in right here. 7, 8, 9, 10. So you got Golden State is a game. Oh, they're actually tied. They're just losing a tiebreaker to the fucking Jazz. They're 11 games under .500. They got Steph. Then they got Clay. Then they got – Traylor just came back. But they ain't got nobody else. Wiggins, they got some. Clay can't even shoot anymore like he was shooting four or five years ago. And then you got your Lakers sitting here. Oh, yeah. Big win last night. This is when LeBron starts to kick it out. The second half coming up. You got the All-Star break next weekend. After Super Bowl. Are we going to go get the 7 or 6? Who do we got? Kings? Kings are winning 55 games each. Kings had no one in the All-Star game. And that's a shame. Mm-hmm. Suponis has been a triple-double machine. That's an absolute travesty that they couldn't find a spot for either one of those guys. And then they should play with a chip on their shoulder for the rest of the fucking year. Oh, yeah, they will. Minnesota, like, I don't know. Minnesota, the Thunder, they don't scare me in the playoffs, either one of these teams. It's just like they're too young. But these guys right here, when you start getting into the Clippers and the Nuggets. Or, wait, OKC just got Gordon Hayward. Oh, they did? Hayward or whatever. Yeah. That brings some experience. Oh, wait, wait. Yeah, that's true. I didn't think it was true. Oh, yeah. Travis, Davis, Burton, a couple of picks. Gordon Hayward, they'll help out. They'll help out. They're rotations. Dix, I can't believe it. Dix gave away nothing. Clinton Grimes was good. Yeah, but I think he was unhappy with his minutes. He was kind of being a little pain in the ass. I don't know. I thought it was hours. You know, you've got some of these guys, they just can't get their hours, man. They come into work, like, thinking they're going to get an eight-hour day. I got three hours worth of work for you, and I'm going to send you home on a fourth hour. Or you can leave now, and I'll pay you for four. Either way, you're only getting four hours. See what happens. This guy wants to work a full day. He wants to put in eight hours. He just can't get anybody to give him a full day. True, true. This is interesting right here. The Nets getting Dennis Schroeder, and the Raptors getting Spencer Dinwiddie. Well, no, just this morning, Dinwiddie, they said he's going to sign with the Lakers on something. Really? Yeah. Were they going to, like, outright release him? Something like that, yeah. Which isn't too big of a deal. No, but that helps the Lakers. Kind of. Like, because D'Angelo Russell's not sure. D'Lo's finally playing good, and Ham's not messing with the rotation. Whoa, Patrick Beverly went to the Bucs? Yep. Cameron Payne? Which, this trade was kind of a wash. Well, then again, with it being out, Cameron Payne. But the Bucs desperately need a guy like Beverly. Like, I mean, he's getting old, but in a playoff, I think, like, he's got one. He's got a little toughness. That's it. The Bucs are kind of soft. The Bucs are soft right now. Like, they need a little toughness. They need the Beverly. They need somebody to get underneath the jersey, get in somebody's face. They need something. So, for Philly to make that move, I thought that didn't make sense. Yeah, they get rid of him anyway. Maybe he was unhappy. Maybe a beadlesser got hurt. He's like, fuck, I've got to go someplace else now. Celtics. Springer. Batten. Gafford. Gafford is nice. Yeah, the Mavericks need somebody. Yeah, big center. The Wizards got Rashawn Holmes. He used to play there. He originally was a player, and then he went out to Phoenix, and he played well in Phoenix. This guy, Rashawn Holmes, he was a bench player for the Kings, and apparently now he's on the Wizards. But he's a good pickup. This guy's a good bird. He almost had three bouts a game. Yeah, Robin Lopez. He was reading a book. He probably had to wait for his flight, and I got traded, so what's he going to do? That's crazy. Well, I guess the deadline was up, so they had to trade him. Don't you want to let the guy play? I know if somebody was leaving my company, I'd be like, yeah, well, you're going to go clean the bathroom at least. Oh, man. Go on and tell him. I got some shit ready to do. I'm going to file this shit around here. Put him to work in the office. You're playing at least tomorrow night. Yeah, but we play tonight. Yeah, sorry. You got a book you can read? I do. What do you think he was reading anyway? Kind of cold as air? How come his brother was better than him? Wow, this guy is ruthless. He played for my sons. He was terrible. He played for every team out there. Yeah, this is true. He is what he is. He's a defender. He's not going to score points. He's a solid deserter. He's terrible at free throws. He's not good. He's not good. It's hard to watch. But, like, he'll get an occasional really good block, and then he'll get the energy going, the momentum's going. He's like Fnacis on an Akupo. Yeah, yeah. Like a hype man. Yeah, that's all. That's all. Occupying a roster spot because he out-of-spots a lot of teams. For real. That's it. Fnacis is the G League player. He's not even a G League player. This guy's in the G League. That makes me wonder. The G League's got some guys in the G League right now. Speaking of the dunk contest, they got two G League guys. It's going to be the worst one ever. A guy from the Knicks I've never heard of. Two G League dudes. Well, we heard of Matt McClellan. That shouldn't even be. I think the other guy might be from the Suns, a bench player. McClellan or whatever, he was champ last year. Yeah, he was. He was champ last year. So, I guess, how can the dunk contest winner, I guess if you're not very good you end up back in the G League, but why is this guy in the G League? He's put up good stats in the G League. He can't play in the NBA. He's just not good enough. He's 5'8". The league's tough. No defense. The league's getting real good again, like the NBA. The league's getting real good again. Zion's not even an all-star. That's how good the league is. The league's real tough right now. Every one of these teams is getting back to the back of the day where everybody was good back in the 90s. I mean, every team's got two or three guys. Like the Timberwolves got two or three guys. Thunder got two or three guys. The Big Three and the Clippers. Oh, yeah, the Clippers are playing. Denver's got three guys. The Suns only got three guys. They got the Big Three and then they got Dirk. And they got, oh, yeah, yeah, Dirk's good. Dirk's good. But what concerns me is they don't have many guys off the bench. That's the problem. Okogu or whatever? They just got rid of him. They dumped a bunch of people. Oh, what did they fucking get? They just got somebody that's going to make a difference. Oh, I forgot who they just fucking made a trade with. They got Royce O'Neal. Okay. They got Royce O'Neal. He's going to be real good. And David Roddy from Memphis? Yes. All right. So we got rid of some of the fat, so to speak, a couple of guys. You guys got to play ball ball. I know. I wish you could get more minutes. You can't get any minutes. Because, like, if they play Booker, Beal, and Durant, 38 minutes a game, it seems like. So there's no need for all three of them to play every minute of every first game. They need to, like, get them on a rotation where one of those guys is on the floor at all times. That's the games they've been wrestling KD anyway. Guys getting rested. Guys getting fucking rested. I haven't even played a whole season yet. I'm going to start using, like, excuses at my job. Just starting a new job. Yes. You guys think I can work five days straight? Are you shitting me? I'm going to need a day off, bro. Back-to-backs are a killer. It's going to have to be a Monday, Wednesday, Friday sort of thing. You know? If you've got, like, a playoff game or something, you know, that's a different story. I can play back-to-back games when it comes to the playoffs, but is there a regular season? Oh, my. Oh, the legs are tired there, man. I ain't got the legs yet. I'm not in basketball shape. I'm not in basketball shape until about April when the playoffs start. Basketball shape. Those fucking guys in the NBA nowadays. Like, it used to be a thing where guys played 80 or 82 games a year. Like, that was the whole thing. Like, you do the grind, you make the playoffs, and then, like, you win. Like, not anymore. They don't fucking do that shit anymore. Preseason, off-season training. They don't play fucking defense anymore in the NBA. That's the whole point. That's why I can't watch. I love watching the NBA. The NBA's great when, like, dunks the fucking alley-oops, the fucking passes. The NBA's great. It's awesome. But it's soft. I mean, the refs, too. You can't dunk on somebody and look at them or you get teed up. But they need that shit now. No. Are you kidding? That's what the league's missing. There's a little anger. Oh, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, everybody's soft. Yeah, I agree with you. Like, you can't do anything. Everything's attacked. You can't, like, yell, scream. You can't dunk on somebody and say, all right. They call an offensive foul. If you pump fake, shoot the three. Now when you touch the guy, it's an offensive foul. Yeah, any kind of a touch on that, you're getting three free throws. Any kind of a touch. But that's the league now anyway. Well, the refs are in on the betting now. So the refs got to make sure that they're winning their money, too. I agree. You know these mafia guys are approaching these refs in one way or another. They're doing something. That's why the sports books are sports books. It's rigged. Somewhere along the line, it's rigged. So if one person is in the rigging, it's all fucked up. It could be anybody. It could be the fucking line judge, the score clock guy, the guy holding the fucking down marker. Oh, yeah. Just picture the guys holding the first down markers. Just be like, oh, you know what? It's actually not a first down. Oh, shit. Or the ball boy deflating the football. Ew. All of that shit is rigged. You see everybody was complaining because the Chiefs get to practice at the Raiders' brand-new state-of-the-art facility for the Super Bowl, and the 49ers have to use some community college in some low-rank facilities. And the Chiefs are getting the fucking five-star treatment. The best facility. They're getting the five-star massages. They're getting all the equipment. I'm sure they probably got VR that tells them how their training session is going. They're getting in all that crazy shit. Meanwhile, the Niners are practicing on a field with potholes in it. They thought it was a little, like, if they're going to do that. They should have used UNLV or something. They put them at one of the local stadiums or something like that. It's not the Raiders' stadium, though. And then how can the Raiders be in a fucking rivalry with the Chiefs and just be all right with the Chiefs using their facility? You know what I mean? Anyway, it should be flipped around. The Raiders should have made sure that the Niners got to use their facility. It's like, no, we fucking hate the Chiefs. Fuck the Chiefs. We should go practice in fucking Oakland, bro. We fucking care. We don't give a shit about it. That's a good point. The Raiders should have been like, no, we don't like the fucking Chiefs. We don't want the Chiefs to work for us in Vegas. Right, right, right. To be the first team to break in. In our town, in our fucking field. You get to use our fucking facilities. The NFL would probably do that on purpose. Nah, man. Something's not right there. That's all fucked up. The Chiefs are in there just wiping their ass on all the fucking Raiders shit. Yeah, they're going to celebrate a Super Bowl in the Raiders' locker room. That's driving me up the fucking wall. I'd be doing everything to make sure the Chiefs practice out of state. If it was possible. Or if you had the option, just be like, no, the Chiefs are not fucking practicing in our facility. No, the Niners. If that was ever a conversation that was had and somebody had to make a decision on that, the brass at the Raiders should have fucking stood up and said, no, if this is really a fucking rivalry, the fucking Chiefs can go practice on the freeway and probably give a shit. The only plus is somebody in the Vegas made money in the Vegas stadium, the owner. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like Mark Davis in his bowl cut probably got. He's probably getting a billion. The owner of the Chiefs is probably just like, oh, yeah, we'll use your stadium. But how much, Mark? Mark's probably just like, uh, 30 million. Done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thanks a lot, Mark. Appreciate it. It's the only, I guess, kind of plus. It was big. That's fucked up. That's real. So the first Super Bowl in the Raiders' locker room will be celebrated by the team that usually kicks our ass every single year. It's brutal. It's just so brutal. There's another level of hate. Well, what's the public saying? The Chiefs or Niners? Usually got that late money. All the sharp bettors are going to be coming in on tomorrow when we get closer to game time here. But it's pretty dead nuts right now. One and a half. I've seen it as much as two and a half. I haven't seen it jump to three any place. It's dead even across the board here. But I guess the public is thinking right now that the Niners are going to win the Super Bowl. Niners are a one-point favorite, one and a half-point favorite. They're a minus-124 on the money line. So I guess you've got to say, Mahomes has never lost as an underdog. And you're getting that plus money on the money line? I almost think you've got to go with the Chiefs and the Unders or something like that. 47 and a half? I think the public is going to think it's going to be a high-scoring game. I think so, too. The Chiefs defense has been playing really good lately. They've still been getting 28, 24 points on them. I don't think it's going to be one of those. I'm afraid it's going to be one of those. McCaffrey is going to have two touchdowns by himself. It's going to be like 28-24, 24-21, something along those lines. 27-38. So if I say 24-21, that's 45. So 24-21 is 45 would be in the Unders. But if we're at 28-24, no, we're at 52. I feel safer with the Chiefs money line than I do with anything else. On the initial, like this board right here. Starts at 26 hours. Kickoff's at 26 hours. They say 6.35 p.m. on a mandolin, but that would be like 7.05. By the time the announcers get done eating their chicken wings and having a pregame beer, get nice and lubed up there. Who's calling the game? Not Chris Collinsworth. What, they don't want Chris Collinsworth? I hope Tom Brady's not fucking doing it. Brady? No. I heard that Brady's going to get like $40 million a year for being in the booth. Wow, with Romo? He's going to replace Greg Olson. Okay. But Greg Olson was good. I don't really remember much of him. He wasn't there too long. Gymnance? Greg Olson. While Romo will provide color commentary. There is a gymnance Tony Robo show for the Super Bowl. Okay, okay, all right. I'm all right with that. Tony Robo's all right. Sometimes he knows too much. Gymnance, I think he got fined for saying something about Taylor Swift. Or maybe not fined, but they said something about him, so he's got a chip. He'll get the Taylor rights after him. He'll have a career door. They're everywhere. Got to be careful. He's ready to retire. She's leading an uproar of people. Got to be careful about her. She'll be the next president. Possibly. If she ran for president, she would get some votes. Yeah, she's a big Biden supporter. She would get a lot of votes, even though she has nothing to do with political anything. Well, she endorsed Biden. And Biden can't speak anymore. Exactly. We're fucked, man. We might as well just try to build an underground city someplace. Those are your options. Right, not to bring politics into it, but, yeah. So this is what you get. Yeah, we'll get back to that. You can't even go out of this. But a huge influence on whatever. Whatever. Whatever party you're affiliated with. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But I'd say the super parlay this week, I would go with chiefs plus six. Oh, you want to go on the alternate line? Yeah. And Kelsey anytime TD. Yeah, Kelsey is definitely going to have a game here. Especially, like I said. And McCaffrey anytime TD. I'd put a hundred on it. McCaffrey should be gold for a touchdown. And Kelsey, of course, he's going to have a touchdown. Do you touch any other, like, rushing yards or receiving yards? I do a whole bunch of parlay. You win these touchdowns. You win these freaking parlay touchdowns, brother. I do like McCaffrey. He has one every game. I do like Kelsey. Especially, like, this could possibly be his last game. He's at least going to get. He said somebody's going to retire at the end of the year. And he's old. 33. He's been in the league a while now. Especially now that, like, he's found love. Like, what's he need to play football for anymore? Risk potential injury. You know what I mean? Like, he's been in the league 10 plus years. He's set records. He's been the best guy in the league. He's won Super Bowls. Now he's got a girl that he could be engaged to. I guess he's just right off. Take your billions of dollars. But that means even more so than if it's his last game. He should at least get an attempt. Yeah. He should at least get an attempt in the end zone. Like, he should get at least one or two balls thrown to him. Like, whether they get, like, a first goal. You know what I mean? Like, he'll get an eight-yard throw or something. When they get to the 20-yard line. He'll get up one or two shots. He's going to get at least five or six targets. I think. I think he's going to have 70 yards. I believe it. I think he'll have a big impact. He could have 70 yards by halftime. Depending on how the game goes. The Niners can't cover anybody. Niners have sometimes covered tight ends a little bit. So, they can't cover him. Mahomes is going to throw him the ball every single time. Pacheco. Yeah. Oh, that's another one. Pacheco. See, I would like Pacheco. 50-plus. Pacheco, TD, 50 yards. They've been running him a lot. He's been really good lately, Pacheco. But you've got that – the Niners are really good against the run. I think it happens. So, let's see. We're working out this touchdown parlay here. So, like, there's not going to be that many touchdowns that go around. Last game, the Caffeys got to have a touchdown, right? So, Caffey's got to have a touchdown. That's your lock for Caffey. He has one every fucking game. He's had one every game for, like, the last four years. That's a lock. Kelsey, possible last game. He's going to have some shots at the end zone. I'm not going to say that's the best lock, but I'm saying that's a good play for a touchdown. All right, so that's a touchdown on each team. So, now we're at, like, a 7-7 game. There's going to be a couple more of these puppies to go around. You're right, because Kelsey, he's had a touchdown last game, the game before. He had two, and then he had zero the last three. So, he's heating up. He is. He's heating up, and he's a big-game guy. When there's a big game, like, Mahomes is going to throw him the ball, even if he's got two guys on him. He's going to trust them. He's going to throw the ball more than the guys that are dropping the ball for Mahomes right now. Oh, yeah. So. Bright light. So, what's Pacheco done? Pacheco has had a touchdown the last three games, zero, and then one the game before. So, he's had three straight with a touchdown. Yeah. What's his yardage been the last three games? 68, 97, 89, 130, and then 26 against the Raiders. So, going back, take the Raider game out, he's had at least 50 yards every game. Guaranteed, yeah. So, he's good for 50. Sure, he might be good for 60. Depending on what the odds are, yeah. Well, 50's a good play right now. That's safe, right? 50's safe. Because that way, if he gets stuffed a few in the first half, you got to hope to cash that ticket. You need 25 in the first half. He could get that one run. He could pop one for 10. You get two runs that he pops for 10 yards. Yeah, Pacheco's been golden. And then you figure that he'll get a TD, he'll get a handoff within a red zone, at least, and he could bust one. Or he could bust one on a screen going in. And don't forget about Mahomes rushing, too. He's had in yardage 15, 19, 41, 2, and 53. They also said that in the last however many Super Bowls he's played in, he hasn't had anything less than 29 rushing yards. I believe it. And I believe his number's at 25 and a half. He's had nothing less than 29 rushing yards. I'd fade that one. Fade Mahomes 25 and a half. I would stay away, but then again, I just think that if the Niners start breaking down that front of the wall, he'll have to run. But he always seems to chuck it. He never really, like, of all the times he runs around, he always throws the ball. Not a lot of times does he tuck it and just go. He's just back and forth, jukes you out your jock, and then he finds a guy wide open because the coverage is broken down completely. And that's what pisses me off. It's like these defenders. The play's broken down. They lose track of who they're supposed to fucking be on. Like, it's basketball. Like, you got a guy. Like, that's your man. Like, you have eyes on him. Like, don't worry about who's chasing who in the fucking backfield. You stay with the fucking guy. So that way, if he runs some crazy pyramid-shaped route that was never meant to be, you're on him. If Mahomes isn't finding him fucking 40 yards over your head, you look like an idiot, and they keep calling Mahomes the best quarterback in the world because no one knows how to play fucking defense and the quarterback's been scrambling. It's insane. Sorry, man. I hate Mahomes. I'm sure he's a wonderful guy outside of football, but as far as football sense goes. As a Raiders fan, I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of Mahomes either, but right now he's probably the best. He's the best, which sucks because it was the same thing with Tom Brady. And being a Raiders fan, Tom Brady screwed us in the Snow Bowl. For a decade. And then after that, it's like the New England Patriots. I can't get away from these fucking assholes. The New England Patriots, first, they screw us in the Snow Bowl. This is in 2002. And then we end up signing, like, Randy Moss one year, and he sucks for us. And then he goes to New England, and he's wonderful. He's the best player ever. And then, like, for some reason, Al Davis, when he's alive, he always wanted to model the Raiders after the fucking Patriots. Why? Why? And then, like, everything the Patriots did, he tried to do. And it was awful. Like, it's terrible. And then they signed the fucking Patriots head coach. That's, like, the last straw, man. Like, they signed a former Patriots head coach to be the head coach to literally make it the New England Patriots. And the offensive coordinator, right? Yeah. Yeah. Why? What? Jimmy G, yeah, it was a failure. It was all Patriots, and they screwed us again. And we could have drafted C.J. Stroud. Raiders could have had C.J. Stroud. There's a trade worked up. It's all set to go. It's, like, not going to happen. It's, like, I got Jimmy G. Jimmy G is a generational quarterback. Jimmy G is going to win the Super Bowl. Jimmy G is a Super Bowl MVP. Jimmy G keeps guys in games. He's a game manager. That's all he is. And he needs to play on a team that doesn't give up any points on defense. Like, in all the years that he was good for the Niners, the Niners had, like, a top five defense. So he's always in the game because he has 180 yards passive. I'll bring in Brock Purdy, similar situation. But put him on the Jets. Are the Jets good with Brock Purdy? I don't see him making the playoffs with Brock Purdy. Me neither. Jets' offensive line is terrible. They don't have nearly the offensive players that the Niners have. But the Jets' defense is killer. All right. Now, if you put CJ Strickland, put a Pat Mahomes. Put Pat Mahomes on the Jets. Now the Jets are Super Bowl contenders. Easy. One player. Or Lamar, yeah. One player. You switch the quarterbacks around and it changes the whole franchise. One player. Football, you can win a freaking championship with one player. Now, insert running backs. What's going on? Like, they're trying to pay running backs half of what they were five years ago. Because a lot of teams aren't using them anymore. And there's games. Nobody wants to run the ball no more. It's just like a token play. They're professional NFL players, a billion-dollar industry. I don't know why, man. That's bleak. It's a passing league. Everybody wants to pass the ball. Nobody wants to run the ball no more. They run the ball. A lot of guys. That's Derrick Henry's knees. Nobody wants to run the ball. Yeah, exactly. That's Derrick Henry's knees. And he's been head CT. There's only a few people that are. And they're not paying him. Bill Belichick, that's all he does. Henry's looking for a new team right now. Is he? He's not. He's back in Tennessee. He should go to a team that he can be that, like, when the Raiders got Marshawn Lynch. He should just be, like, your switch-up guy. Then you got Henry healthy for playoffs. When you do that, then you got, like, you only give Henry, like, 200 carries, 150 carries throughout the season. You give him the playoffs, then you get 30. Then you ride him hard in the playoffs when it's cold, it's no game. But as far as paying, like. They're not going to pay the running backs. It doesn't make any sense. So, the running backs are getting five million a year? That's a going rate. But, yeah, the quarterback will get 40. Wide receiver will get 30. Russell Miller was getting 40. No, this season. That's what I'm saying. All these guys are getting 30, 40 million dollars. Except the running backs. There aren't any running backs because it's so much of a liability to the teams. Because if you give a running back and he blows his knee out, now I just gave him the contract and he's done. St. Louis has been injured for the season, two seasons. And the thing is, the running back gets the ball a lot. They hand the ball off quite a bit. Like, every series they're going to hand the ball off three times. Oh, that's a fact. So, you know, you get a guy get the ball that many times, he blows his knee out one time, now you're contractually obligated to pay that guy. It's not like the wide receivers. Some guys just go in jog mode. Just get my steps in, get out there. They don't even see a target. Well, what did they do the whole game? They had to throw a couple of blocks, you would think. But think about how much the wide receivers don't have to do. You're the guy on the right, they run the ball to the left, I don't even really have to throw a block because the play is over with before my guy can even get over there. I just have to pretend like I'm running around or some shit. That's all I've got to do. Just get out and get a nice little jog. Meanwhile, if you're the running back, you're getting smacked. Every play. Every play. And even on the plays you're not getting the ball, you're either running out for a pass or you're running out to block somebody or you're back in pass protection to block somebody. So that's a reason to be getting paid big money. You would think so. You would absolutely think so. But I don't know why they don't want to pay the running backs. Probably because they're afraid because they know that the running back doesn't pay to break the whole team like a quarterback. Like you get a quarterback and you need someone to throw the ball. And if you don't have those two things, you can't compete. You get a fast running back. You can have a prime Derrick Henry or a prime fucking LeDanian Tomlinson or a prime any of those guys. You're not going to win without a quarterback and a wide receiver. Or you don't win without a quarterback. Period. Period. We all never had a quarterback. You go back to every Super Bowl ever fucking played, and there's never been a Super Bowl. The last like double team quarterback. Rex Trent Dilfer. That's what I was going to say. You go back to Trent Dilfer. He's the last like Hammond Eggert quarterback to win a Super Bowl. They had Rex Grossman who was in the Super Bowl. Oh, for the Bears. That's right. Because the Bears had like the historic defense. Devin Hester. Yeah, yeah. Yes, Devin Hester. He ran one back or two back in the Super Bowl that year against Peyton Manning. But Rex Grossman had four turnovers in the Super Bowl. Rex, a quarterback, like had that many turnovers. It was crazy. It was a rainy game. It rained like a son of a bitch because the game was played outdoors in Florida, and it was really fucking rainy out. There was a couple of snaps he fumbled, and there was a couple of times he dropped back to pass. He threw a pick, he had a couple of fumbles. It was not a good day for Rex Grossman. Shortly after that, he was out of the fucking league. But he did go to a Super Bowl. Can you imagine if Rex Grossman won a Super Bowl? Oh, yeah. Lobby Smith. Lobby Smith, yes. Yeah, that was a good game. That was a good game. His prime. Oh, yeah. Yeah, especially that's when the Bears' defense scored more points than the Bears' offense. And they made the Super Bowl because nobody scored on it. And then, like, everybody thought they were going to win the Super Bowl because I think it was the opening kickoff they ran back for a touchdown. So, automatically, it was 7-0 Bears. You've got a good memory. That's exactly how it happened. Yeah, because I bet on the games. I always remember that. I wasn't up on the band yet. I think I had the Colts' money line in that game. The Colts ended up coming back and winning, but it was sucked right off the opening rip on the kickoff. And then I was watching a thing with Dad Beats at the Super Bowl, and one of them was somebody put a crazy amount of money on the first play of the game. This is when Peyton Manning was quarterback at the Broncos in the Super Bowl. He put a crazy amount of money on the first play of the game to not be a safety, right? And it was, like, minus $10,000. I bet, like, something stupid, like $25,000 or $2,500 to win, like, $10 or something like that, right? Because there's no way the first play of the game is going to be a safety. And so they do the kickoff or whatnot, so they get to the first play, and Peyton's in shotgun formation for the first play of the game, and they're doing it from, like, their 12-yard line for whatever reason. The guy ran the ball out, got tackled, so the first play of the game, guys in shotgun formation. The center hikes the ball over Manning's head. The ball goes out of the end zone for a safety on the first play of the game. Are you sure? Yes. Yes, because I've seen a video of it, too. The all-time bad beat. The guy had no safety on the first play of the game. The first play of the game, the ball gets snapped out of his head, goes over to the back end zone for a safety. That's one of the craziest things. Super Bowl, the first play. Well, you figure that's a sure bet. That's a lock. That's an absolute lock. No way a first play is going to be a safety. You know, somebody's been having safety the whole game. Well, the first play of the game did not beat a safety. Yeah, a safety. That's a bad beat. Or when you get beat on the homes that last year or two years ago when he took the 10 yards worth of knees at the end of the game, and he was at like 35 or 36 rushing yards. His number was 29 and a half. And he took three knees at the end of the game. And one of them, like, before he took the knee, because he wanted to drain some block, even more block. So, like, he hikes the ball and he starts walking backwards. So, like, usually they just hike the ball and take the knee. So he walks backwards like four yards and then takes a knee, right? And then they take the ball again. He takes another two-yard step back. So, like, six yards he lost. He had 35 and then he lost six yards on the knees altogether. That put him right at 29. And his number was 29 and a half. After you had already won your bet and then he takes the knees and you end up losing your bet. Yeah, Mahomes knew. So that's one of the reasons why that Mahomes 25 and a half. Like, if they get up at the end of the game, is he going to do the old fucking, like, oh, yeah, I got 40 yards, but I'm going to take 15 yards worth of knees now because we've got, like, you know, a big lead here. Or I can, like, run around and take a sack for no reason. Like, what if they get to the end of the game and they just want to, like, they're ahead and they just want to burn some block before they punt. And so they hike the ball. Right, they hike the ball to Mahomes. He just kind of runs backwards a little bit and then just kind of, like, falls to the ground. Takes, like, just a slide. Just does a slide so he doesn't get hit. But they burn, like, 36 o'clock and punt it. But he lost, like, 15 yards in the fucking play. That could definitely happen. Definitely happen. We're down to the 10-minute power hour. Coming up, got to get these picks out for the big game. So far, the Cafri TD, Kelsey TD, the Chico TD. I like that. That's a good TD parlay right there. Now we got to get into a prop bet. We got to put something together for the props on a separate ticket. Okay. So, like, we can't do touchdowns and the props. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always get burned on the touchdowns. Let's keep them all together, and it'll go right into, like, the fucking prop bets here. I'd say 60 yards, Kelsey receiving yards. Kelsey. I think Kelsey can do 70. Ooh, 60 is safe. Yeah, 70 is good. Let's see what we can get with the more wages here. All right. Passing props. Ooh. Not bad, not bad. See, but the last few games, I feel like Mahomes barely gets over 220 yards. Yeah? Like a lot of the games, like, that he's passed this year. Because I've taken his over, alternate over of 200 a bunch during the season. It's so many times he's, like, burned me. I'd like to say they both might go over passing yards. So you get 261.5 from Mahomes, and you get 246.5 from Purdy. Let's check it. He's had 241, 215, 262, 245, 235. A lot. So he's right there. Yeah. All right, and you figure maybe they've got to throw a little bit more. If it's a close game, if it's a close game, If it's a close game, they're going to be throwing a ball quite a bit. I think they'll be airing it out. It'll be an over-over situation. And Purdy's had 267, 252, 230, 255, 242. If it's Super Bowl, he'll be airing it out. I think he'll go up to 246. Yeah, see, he's right there too. So we'll do over-over passing props. Passing touchdowns. Brock, Purdy, Dak, no, I don't want passing touchdowns. Do you think? I think that each will at least have one each, but that's like minus 500. One TD. Yeah, because you can get them on the alts. Passing touchdowns, one TD is 1,000. Not even worth it. Not even worth it. I almost think, like, they're both going to have two. Like, they're almost both going to have, like, two on the alternate. Now we're getting somewhere here. I mean, yeah, they probably both will. If you had to pick one, I'd say my own. You get a little plus money with them both at two passing touchdowns. Because you figure, I mean, either Christian McCaffrey is going to score all the Niners touchdowns, or Purdy is going to have to have at least two passing touchdowns. And Debo's back too, yeah. So, say both with the two passing touchdowns. This is going to be a, what do they call it, this is going to be a game for both quarterbacks. At least that's what we talked about. Both will hit over the numbers, both hit over the passing numbers. So this is the type of game we're envisioning, just a freaking bloodbath. Yeah. Like a 30 to 27. Exactly. They score 21 points total in the last, like, four and a half minutes of the game. And it just gets nuts. Like, you're thinking you're going to hit all the unders until the last, like, six minutes of the game. And then the script's going to kick in. Oh, yeah. I think 49ers will be up big in the first half, like 24 to 10. Right. And Mahomes comes back. That's got to be the Mahomes comeback. It might be like 42, 34. It's got to be the Mahomes comeback. Oh, prime time TV, Taylor. You've got to have the drama. You need the drama. Or it could be like a 10-7 game. Going into half or final? Final. I don't think either one of them. I think that both offenses are too good to be limited to just 17 points. What if Mahomes breaks his ankle in the first quarter? Well, a lot of people got whoever his backup is to have MVP. Did you see some of these tickets? I don't know if we can bet it here. Super Bowl specials. I think you can bet on the game MVP. Backup. And they're picking backup quarterbacks because they're getting so much payday on it, game specials. I don't know if Vanduul has the who would be MVP. IU, Devo, and Kelsey combined for five touchdowns. So, yeah, right. But you never know. Yeah, I'll have to do some digging on the MVP, but there are people that whoever the backup quarterback is, they're saying he's going to have the MVP of the game, and they put $250 on it and it pays like 10 grand. Why even waste your money on such a fucking thing? We had a student the other day. Why even waste your fucking money? San Francisco. There we go. Kelsey, 70 yards, minus 136. Throw that on there. Three to one. McCaffrey. Definitely 50 or 60 rushing, receiving. I'd say 25 receiving. Yeah, he's got to have at least 25 receiving, like at least. They're going to dump it to him. He's their whole, like, you can have 100 yards receiving and 100 yards rushing. He's like the guy. That's just one screen pass to McCaffrey for 25 yards. He can do that. That's a big pass. Pacheco, receiving. I want to stay away from that. Receptions, total receptions. I don't want nothing to do. I'd rather play yardage than receptions. If we get into rushing, some rushing props. There we go. McCaffrey's number for the game is 89 and a half. He should be way over that, right, for rushing? Pacheco's 68 and a half. We were already locking in Pacheco for 50. His number is just 68 and a half. I'm going to lock Pacheco in for 50. 50 is at minus 320. It's up to a six of one. But McCaffrey's good. We said for 50 at least. That's a 50. Oh, they got him for 1,000. Sure, Pacheco for, what'd they say, 60? 68. 68 and a half. That's how we rate this wheelhouse that you're rating off. Yeah. But it's against a little bit better run defense. So you dumb it down from the 68 to 50. That's what we said earlier. You could probably save that 60 if they gave you that. Oh, yeah, we can save 60 for Pacheco. Yeah, so you get 50 at 320, or we get 60 at 182. Yeah, do 60. There we go. We've got to do McCaffrey. McCaffrey's got to do 60. There's no value at 50. He's at minus 1,000. But look, it cuts it more than half at 60. That's minus 470. I mean, if 470 is worth it. It bumps it up. Another almost 12 bucks for McCaffrey's 70. Yeah, I'd go better at 60, 60 rushing yards. Definitely 25 receiving for McCaffrey. I think that's a lot. And for rushing, 60, I'd stick with it. Yeah, we got them up for 60 rushing. We want to get them on the alternate receiving. We said 25, right? I think that's a lot, too. All right. So we've got the Holmes two touchdowns, Purdy two touchdowns, Kelsey 70 yards, McCaffrey 25 receiving yards, Pacheco 60 yards on the ground, McCaffrey 60 yards on the ground. Right now, 10 gets you 100. That's pretty solid. We need to add anything else to this to bump this up. It's a Super Bowl. It's the last one we're getting. Mahomes, I think someone's going to have an interception. I think they're both going to have an interception. I agree. Let's see here. Purdy. Yeah, I think Kelsey 70 yards. Yeah, Kelsey 70 yards. Mahomes, I don't know if they'll let us parlay this with our thing, Mahomes interception. No, they won't let us parlay the interception. You do have to do that on a separate batch straight up, but they won't let you parlay it. They know we're looking to bump our shit up here. So we've got Kelsey. Kelsey's number for the game is 72 and a half. We'll just get him over his number. It's two yards difference. That will be the difference in this ticket. It's $3 in the wind column of difference. So we got him for two yards. If he goes 71 yards. Yeah, that got me scared. Made me run scared. Go back to the all line. 70, 132, that's fair. That's a pretty solid card right there. That's a pretty solid $100 winner. We can do anything with the kickers. Jake Moody total kicking points, seven and a half. Harrison fucking total kicking points. Nope, they won't even let us parlay it. It's not even fucking working. How about first half? Boom. Now we said the, what did we say, the Niners would be up, right? First half spread is one and a half. First half winner. Wow, they even think the Niners are going to be the first half winner. Yeah, I would do it. Don't let us put it in. Those are bastards. All right, so that's our prop ticket. Six Lakers. We got six on it. Unless we want to add the money line of the game, which right now if we had the Chiefs on the money line, it's plus money, so that would bump this up pretty good. Another $86. That's pretty good. Wow. How did that happen? How did this go? That can't be right. How did it go that high? That can't be right. I take that off, we're down there. Like this should be higher. There. They must know something. Something's not right. Something's not right. So we got a $10. They want people to pick the Niners. Yeah, so the Niners are favoring it. So this should be lesser of a payout. So if I add, so we got a $10 ticket that pays out $100 right now. So if we add one more leg, we're going to add a favorite, minus $124. They're saying that the payout is going to be $214 if I put the Niners at minus $124. They're the favorite. The underdog is plus $106. We add the underdog to this ticket, it's saying the payout's only going to be $186.55. So they're giving more money to the favorite than they are the underdog. So what do they think? The Chiefs are actually going to win this game? So they're thinking everybody's going to hammer the Chiefs at the plus money. They're getting $86. But, like, if we put the goddamn Niners on here and the favorite, we're getting $214. How's that fucking possible? Maybe they know a bag of little something. How? It's adding the right shit. Something's not right, bro. Something smells wrong here. Something smells very wrong here. I wonder if they got this fucking screwed up. The N-Doole either has to be screwed up or they're screwing the public. Well, what's it say? $290 if you have San Fran money line? $2143. Right. $1865. Why does it have to be flip-flop? Because the Chiefs are the underdog. So it should be the pick of the Chiefs. Right. So picking the Chiefs at plus money should put our $100 at $214. And putting the favorite Niners on this $100 ticket should put us at the $86. Why is that flipped around? It must not be live or updated. Something's fucked up. Something's really fucked up. What's the time to put that bet in, though? Jump on that. In case the Niners do win. For whatever reason, if you pick the Niners at minus $124, it doubles our fucking parlay ticket. And $10, I think it's better. So if we can pick the Niners. I would put $10 on each team at least. $20? Shit. You're picking the same bet? Just alternate. Yeah, the same bet. Just swap the money lines. Shit. Let me see if this is off FanDuel. Yeah, this is FanDuel. This is FanDuel right on the computer. Right on the desktop. I do got to head out in a few minutes. All right, so we'll wrap this up. This is it. We're going to wrap this up. We just got to get this down. Mahomes, two TDs on the alt line. Hurdy, two TDs. McCaffrey, 25 plus receiving. 25 receiving. Pacheco, 60 plus rushing. Pacheco's alt line, 60 yards. McCaffrey, 60 plus rushing, alt rushing. McCaffrey, 60 rushing. Kelsey, 70, alt receiving. This regular number is 72 and a half if you're feeling spicy, but we're trying to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You might have 100. You might have a big game. But on the parlay ticket, we'll keep it respectable at 70 here. Now we're going to add the Chiefs money line to this ticket right here. So if we add Chiefs or the FanDuel, 10 pays 186.55. Now, same card, same props, just swap out the money lines. And you put the 49ers on there, same everything, same everything. Just swap in the money lines of the game. They're saying $10 now pays 214.38. Makes absolutely no sense because the Niners are minus 124 and the Chiefs are plus 106. That makes absolutely no sense. Wait. I think you're trying to screw us. Are you reading it right? I got it right here, man. What's your phone saying? Is your phone calling something different? I'm still doing it. You're still doing a login? Can't figure out the phone? No, I'm in there. Give me one second. But, yeah, that's one of the strangest things I've seen. Yeah, because I'm going to put both these in either way. I'm just going to swap out the money lines. And then I'll ride with the props. I'll live or die with the props. Two passing touchdowns from each quarterback, 25 receiving for McCaffrey, 60 rushing for McCaffrey, 60 rushing for Pacheco, 70 receiving for Kelsey. And then you've got a Chiefs ticket and you've got a Niners ticket. Same six picks. Sorry, seven picks. Same seven picks. Just swap out the money lines, two cards, $20. One of those should pay out. We should be looking at a $186.55 or if the Niners win, $214.38. And we want to get that touchdown parlay in too. Okay, so which ones am I missing? I've got Kelsey, 60 plus, McCaffrey, 25 plus. Kelsey, 70. We have Kelsey at 70. Okay. Then you've got McCaffrey, 25 on his all-line receiving. Yeah. Then we've got the rushing. You've got McCaffrey, 60 on the all-line rushing. Oh, just rushing, not any time? No, we just have him rushing 60 on the all-line, not his overall. Got it. Okay, okay. Because I think we have like 89.5 is his normal number. We've got him on 60 on the rushing. So we're way under. There should be no problem. We should be cashing the props by halftime. I feel real comfortable going into halftime with a touchdown from each quarterback. McCaffrey's got his 25 and 60. Checo's got like 30. Kelsey's got 40. Ours, I feel real good with that. This is with the Chiefs. What are they giving you? Ten bucks is $198. With the Chiefs? Yeah. With the Chiefs money line? Mm-hmm. Okay. No, with the 49ers. It should be less. $186. So they've got the desktop band dual screwed up then. And I have, wait, seven legs. That's what you should have. That's what you should have, yeah. Just seven legs and then the last leg with the money line is just swapping them out. So we've got to get the touchdown, any time touchdown. All right, so we have McCaffrey, we have the Checo, we have Kelsey. And I think that's all we had on the touchdown parlay. Unless we want to add another one to the TD parlay here. Unless we want to do two touchdowns. Bank for McCaffrey. And Kelsey. I'd say one. Two touchdowns, a little bit more bank. Two touchdowns for McCaffrey is plus money. Of course. It's 220. Now that's. Bro, if he has just one touchdown. Wow, Kelsey, two touchdowns? Come on, Kelsey, two touchdowns. What do we got here? Two and two? Huh? You took two touchdowns? Huh? That pays $167. With a two touchdown clip. All right, we'll stick it to the normal. We had nice and easy. McCaffrey, the Checo, it's your top three right on the board. Any type of touchdowns, easy peasy. McCaffrey, the Checo, Kelsey, getting four to one. Ten gets you 40. Or if you want to do 100. That ain't bad. Or 100 gets you 400. Pick your poison. I'm a broke boy, so I'm going to do a 10 for 40. 10 for 40 on that. I got two tickets for another 20 bucks. We should be walking away with about 240 after the game. Easy, definitely. And if the Detroit Pistons are playing this weekend, I'm taking them money line. You got the Pistons? Of course. I think the Pistons have won two in a row, man. They're hot right now. I can't bet the Pistons. Pluto's leaving us for the Pistons. Pistons are playing right now. They're winning. What? They're beating the Clippers by nine and a half in L.A. right now. Get them now at almost plus 200. Shoot, I'm going to have to. Plus 196 on the money line right now. Oh, shoot. I'm doing that right now. They got a nine-point lead. They won two in a row. That's insane. They can beat the Clips. The Pistons may fuck my futures tickets up now. They won eight games the first three quarters of the season. I got them under 22 and a half. They only won nine games, but they won two in a row. It makes me scared. You can get them right now at plus 196 halftime. Add that on there. OKC's getting impressed. OKC's getting beat by my new vision Mavs. I told you the Mavs need to make a little run, makes my futures tickets. That's the only team I'm sweating on one of them tickets is the Mavs, over 45 and a half. I need them to run off like seven or eight right now. I think they got three straight right now. They're getting a little confidence. They made a trade. They just beat the Knicks in New York. They can beat the fucking Thunder in Dallas right now. That'll give them a little prop. We can get Luka going, get the break next week. Oh, dude. PD Pluto and me will be cashing. Well, I'll be cashing. You'll be watching me cash. A $10, $2,500 ticket at the NBA. You're going to see us. I'm calling it right now. I got it booked. I'll put it on the website. I'll put it on the Instagram page. Yes, sir. We're going to run this out, the show this week. We'll be back next week. Maybe we'll get two shows done. I start the early shift next week. Oh, yeah. So, I'll be floating around. We want to get Episode 3 and 4 going next week. Let's see what we did on our Super Bowl day. Yeah, a Super Bowl recap would be pretty cool. We'll have to do a midweek Super Bowl recap. See what we did. Get on these Pistons. Maybe a couple of baseball future tickets coming up. Oh, yeah. We got spring training coming right around the corner. And real quick, last-minute NBA parlay. I got Pistons. This is a live bet, but Moneyline, Brooklyn Nets, Wizards, Magic, Pacers, Hawks, Cavaliers, all Moneyline. Five bucks will get you 223. You heard it. One more time, Pluto. We got the Pistons. This is a live bet, Moneyline. Plus 210, Brooklyn Nets, Wizards, Magic, Pacers, Hawks, Cavs, all Moneyline. Five bucks will get you 216. Ooh, I'd put it in now. Get it. The Wall of Top. Halftime's almost over in the Pistons game. But, hey, let's rock it. Nice show. Pete and Pluto, we'll kick you out next week. Sounds good. Good luck. Until then, everybody, keep it groovy, keep it wonderful. Get scripted sports. We'll catch you next week.