Episode 1

Hi, I'm Rosie, and I'm Fannie, and honestly, we are not lying. So I have to tell you the story, because we were just talking, so Rosie and I have known each other since 1996. Yeah, a long time. And we both have four kids. Same order, too. Same order. Boy, boy, girl, boy. And three older, and then, well, one younger for you, but I've actually two younger. I'm more of a two and a two. I went younger. Like, my oldest was 13, so I was just going to tell Rosie this story, because I thought she knew it. Yeah, because I never knew this story. Because every time you say that phrase, like, who has four kids, stupid people, I just thought you made that up. No, I didn't. So here's a funny story. So I get pregnant, my fourth, and you know, you get people who like to, you know, share their opinions that I'm crazy, or they're happy, or they're crazy. I really do not care what they think. So I think my youngest was probably about, like, five, six months, because he was in a carriage. Like, he was able to kind of sit. Like, you know, when you used to prop them up, like, you were so excited, so they could hold the bottle themselves. Right, right, right. They didn't have to sit there holding it. And I go to this doctor who has Tourette's, and it's on the wall, like, you know that, but he's an excellent, excellent doctor. Everybody highly recommends him. And you're aware of things can come out of his mouth, but that's okay, because he's going to cure you. You're happy. So I go, and I have to bring my fourth in the carriage, and I won't roll him in, and he's there next to me, and I get on the table, and... Wait, what kind of doctor? Like, I know? He was... He was like a... Like a knee doctor. Oh. Okay? Like, you know, I had a... Oh, like an orthopedist. Yeah, like an orthopedist, kind of. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I go in there, and I have the carriage there, and I sit, and he asks, what's the matter? And I start to tell him, and he does his little direct thing. All right, it's fine, I can handle it, but, you know, he does, like, that, and the kissing, and that's fine. Oh. But then he decides to start talking, and I'm handling myself well, and... Like cursing? Like... He does curse, and... But still, again, I'm ready for it, because he's a good doctor. And I'm sitting there, and he looks at me, and he goes, how many kids do you have? And I said, um, yeah, this is my fourth, this is my last, four, four, stupid, stupid, fucking stupid, stupid, who has four kids, who has four kids, stupid, stupid, who has four kids? And I am dying. And I'm not even laughing as much as I'm like, well, that's it in a nutshell. Like, right? That is it in a nutshell. But you always say that, and I don't know that it came from the Tourette's doctor before, which is reality. No. Who has four kids? Stupid people. It was totally his tagline. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. 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