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Ladies and gentlemen, Rockin' Ron Ernie. Please for music. The only thing that Hillary Clinton has in common with the late great President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, God rest his soul, is that they both enjoyed extramarital affairs with women. Ron Ernie. There is a new group being formed called the Black Beatles. My name is Tyrone McCartney, bass player for the fabulous Black Beatles, and me and my friend Leroy Lennon, George, Jellybean, Donnell, Rashad, Mustafa, Muhammad Harrison, and Bingo Star. We have a new album out of our very famous number one hits called Beat The Beatles. What's that? Beat The Beatles. We wanted y'all to get it. It's got some of our famous number one hits like this one. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary come to me, and speak those words of wisdom, what it be. How about this one? I shoulda known better with a bitch like you. Jojo was a man who only had three inches, but he knew it wouldn't last. Jojo never had much luck with all the bitches, but I said, hey, Joe, get black. Get black. Get black. Get black. Get black and watch your Johnson grow. Lucy in the sky with a lot of jewelry on. Strawberry flavored malt liquor. Here come my son, he play football. Here come my son, and I say, he bad. I'm back on the old FDR. Yesterday, my parole came through just yesterday. Hey, dude, lend me a dollar. I can play center. I can play forward. I'll be six-four-four. And of course, my personal favorite. We all live in a yellow Cooperville. A yellow Cooperville. A yellow Cooperville. And my friends is all aboard. Many more of them is in the trunk. By no time, and why you will, I'm a yellow Cooperville. Stupid people have stupid children. If you're stupid, please, don't have sex. If you insist on having sex, then please, have sex with animals. Preferably animals smarter than you are. That way, if by some biological fluke, you and the animal actually have offspring, odds are the offspring will be less stupid than you are. One more thing. Don't assume the animal is protected. If the animal has a condom, or a female some sort of inter-uterine device, insist they wear it. Please, help stamp out this mindless mindlessness. Keep your stupidity to yourself. Brought to you by the Council of Concerned Citizens, who are smarter than you are. We ain't stopping, because you're with the hottest DJs. Sixties of six. Music power. H-L-I-S. Eleven ninety. Hey, baby. He's been with me from the very first. For fourteen years, he played the bass the first time I ever walked on stage. Marshall Grant. The fastest percussionist in the world, W.S. Holland. And a night in tribute to the late Luther Perkins on the guitar, our regular man, Bob Woods. I hear the train a-comin'. It's rollin' round the bend. And I ain't seen the sunshine. I don't know when. I've been pulled from prison. And time keeps draggin' on. But that train keeps a-rollin'. All down a sad and tall. When I was just a baby, my mama told me, son, always be a good boy. Don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry. I bet there's rich folks eatin' in a fancy dinin' car. They're probably drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars. But I know I had it comin'. I know I can't be free. But those people keep a-movin'. And that's what tortures me. Hey, watch out! But if they freed me from this prison, if that railroad train was mine, then I'd move it on a little farther down the line. Far from wholesome prisons, that's where I want to stay. And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away. Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Cash. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so very much. Do you remember? Do you remember? Tonight you're mine. Come see me. You give your love. Come see me. Tonight the light of love is in your eyes. But will you love me tomorrow? Is the silence a treasure? Or just a moment's pleasure? Can I be the magic of your life? Will you love me tomorrow? Tonight this rain is falling. You say that I'm the only one. But will my heart be broken when the night is the morning sun? I'd like to know that your love is the love I can't deserve. So tell me now, and I won't ask again. Will you love me tomorrow? Will you love me tomorrow? So tell me now, and I won't ask again. Will you love me tomorrow? Will you love me tomorrow? Why do you build me up? Just to let me down? Or mess me around with the worst of all? You never told me, but you say you will be. But I'll receive it. More than anyone, darling. It looks like my head's gone too far. So build me up, take me apart. A couple don't break my heart. I'll be over a ten. I told you time was a scheme, but you're late. I'll be deserved the best. No, I can't live anymore without you. You let me down again. Baby, baby, I'm trying to find. A little time. I'll make you happy. I'll be desired all the way. Why do you build me up? Just to let me down? Or mess me around with the worst of all? You never told me, but you say you will be. But I'll receive it. More than anyone, darling. It looks like my head's gone too far. So build me up, take me apart. A couple don't break my heart. So build me up, take me apart. A couple don't break my heart. When we're torn, I could be the one you adore. But you just let me know. I'm on the road. I'm on the track. I'm with you on the mark. Right through your feet we'll go. Baby, baby, I'm trying to find. A little time. I'll make you happy. I'll be desired all the way. Why do you build me up? Just to let me down? Or mess me around with the worst of all? You never told me, but you say you will be. But I'll receive it. More than anyone, darling. It looks like my head's gone too far. So build me up, take me apart. A couple don't break my heart. I'm on the road. I'm on the track. I'm with you on the mark. Ron, Ernie. Dickening. We ain't stopping, cause you're with the hottest DJs. Ron, Ernie. Six feet above sea. Music power. Let's end the morning. Woke up this morning feeling fine. There's something special on my mind. Last night I met a new girl. In the neighborhood. Whoa, yeah. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something good. Elsie, I'm into something. She's the kind of girl who's not too shy. And like myself, I'm her kind of guy. She's as close to me like oh, she would. She's next to me like oh, she would. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something good. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something. I'll be there for a minute or two. She's stuck close to me the whole night through. Can I be more in love? She's everything I've been dreaming of. Can I be more in love? I opened the door and she held my hand. I knew it couldn't be just a one night stand. So I asked to see her next week and she told me I could. I asked to see her and she told me I could. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something good. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something. Ah. I opened the door and she held my hand. I knew it couldn't be just a one night stand. So I asked to see her next week and she told me I could. I asked to see her and she told me I could. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something good. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something good. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something good. Oh yeah. Clumsiness, Elsie. I'm into something good. Something good. Ron, Ernie. Ride this train. Ride this train to Kinsuwa Dam. Around about the turn of the 19th century there was a meeting held at Independence Hall. Corn Plant, the chief of the Seneca. Red Jacket and General George Washington. A map was laid out and a line was drawn and it was promised that from the Allegheny River here north and east and west shall be Indian land for as long as the moon shall rise as long as the rivers flow as long as the sun will shine as long as the grass shall grow Well, the Seneca is an Indian tribe of the Iroquois Nation. On the New York-Pennsylvania line you'll find their reservation. After the U.S. Revolution, Corn Plant was the chief. He told his tribe, these men you can trust. That was his true belief. Well, they went down to Independence Hall and there a treaty signed that promised peace for the U.S.A. and Indian rights combined. George Washington gave his signature. The government gave its hand. And they said that now and forever more this is Indian land as long as the moon shall rise as long as the rivers flow as long as the sun will shine as long as the grass shall grow On the Seneca reservation there is much sadness now. Washington's treaty has been broken and there is no hope, no how. All across the Allegheny River they've thrown up a dam. It will flood the Indian country. A proud day for Uncle Sam. But it broke that ancient treaty with a politician's grin. It will flood the Indian graveyards. Corn Plant, can you swim? Earth is mother to the Seneca, to the trampling sacred ground. Change the mid-green earth to black mud. Flats is honor. Bubbles down as long as the moon shall rise My brother, are you thirsty? as long as the rivers flow My brother, are you warm? as long as the sun will shine as long as the grass shall grow as long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine As long as the sun will shine We ain't stopping, because you're with the hottest DJs. Ron, Ernie, Six feet above the earth, music power. Milking our bandwidth for all it's worth, with the Comcast streaming audio. What's your name, scumbag? Ron. Ernie. Speaking of impotent old scumbags, I happened to catch Larry King half-alive last night again, talking with Governor Mitt Romney, the Mormon presidential candidate defending his religion to an old Czech-Farsian Jew who's been married to Nancy Pelosi and a Mormon Jew who's been married to nine different women, became the Blippin' Joe. I can't dig a bloody hole for that suspender-wearing schmuck soon enough. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. How long must I dream? Dream, baby. Got me dreaming sweet dreams the whole day through. Dream, baby. Got me dreaming sweet dreams the night time too. I love you and I'm dreaming of you, but I want you. Dream, baby. Make me stop my dreaming. You can make my dreams come true. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. How long must I dream? Dream, baby. Got me dreaming sweet dreams the whole day through. Dream, baby. Got me dreaming sweet dreams the night time too. I love you and I'm dreaming of you, but I want you. Dream, baby. Make me stop my dreaming. You can make my dreams come true. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. How long must I dream? Dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. Sweet dream, baby. That old wheel is gonna roll around once more. When it does, it will even up the score. Don't be weak. As they sow, they will reap. Turn the other cheek and don't give in. That old wheel will roll around again just when love is gone. And the one you thought would stay does your wrong. And you're left alone to pay the price is high. But somehow you'll survive. Don't give in. That old wheel will roll around again. That old wheel is gonna roll around once more. When it does, it will even up the score. Don't be weak. As they sow, they will reap. Turn the other cheek and don't give in. That old wheel will roll around again. Go long. There'll be times hard to control and you'll find you'll hurt down in your soul. There'll be those who'll be glad to see you down. But don't give in. That old wheel will roll around again. That old wheel is gonna roll around once more. When it does, it will even up the score. Don't be weak. As they sow, they will reap. Turn the other cheek and don't give in. That old wheel will roll around again. That old wheel is gonna roll around once more. When it does, it will even up the score. Don't be weak. As they sow, they will reap. Turn the other cheek and don't give in. That old wheel will roll around again. Roll around and around again. Again.