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The conversation is about discussing funny and unconventional items to use as masks and weapons for robbing a bank. They mention using a watermelon, banana, and Hitman mask as masks, and a banana peel, watermelon, coconut, and glass bottle as weapons. They also talk about throwing a child at a police officer during a bank heist, and using Play-Doh and fire to break into a locked vault. What would be your preferred mask to rob a bank? Um, you know, I was thinking about a watermelon, because you know, if you hollow it out, yeah, and then... Be a pain to get into? Yeah, you just sort of cut it in half, and then undo it all, and then put it in. Okay. And then whilst you're wearing it, you can eat it. Exactly! So, a watermelon, a banana, and a Hitman mask. Yeah. Okay. What's the biggest weapon you could use in your arsenal? A banana peel. I'm going to have to say a watermelon, you know. I'm going to have to say... Oh, I don't know. Oh, I actually know a coconut. Yeah. A coconut. Because they're hard, you can just lob it at someone's head. That's true. Banana peel, you can throw it on the floor, you know. Throw it on the floor. Marion's heart. Marion's heart. Yeah, and she's very aggressive. Hell yeah, I like that. Tom? Hmm? I'm thinking. You've got ten years later, go on. Alright, calm down. Alright, calm down. I'm going to have to say a bottle. A bottle of what? A glass bottle. Oh, a glass bottle. Yeah. Of unused wonder. Yeah. Just like you. Yeah, just... You're a shepherd. Okay. Well, look at that opening. Next question. Have you thrown a child in a bank heist? Yeah. A child in a bank heist. Have you thrown a child in a bank heist? Yeah, I threw a child at a policeman. What was it like? It was funny. Really funny. I hit a child... The child's head wasn't fully developed, so it kind of just smushed. What? Are you like, I hit a child and stopped the fence during a heist at the bank counter? No, you have to have thrown a child at a police officer. Yeah. I did, I did. So, right. We had finished the heist, and I went to go to the candy bowl, because I was like, I want the candy. And there was this child there, and they were like, no, that's my candy. So I picked him up and threw him across the room. And then I set off the motion sensors, and then I was like, ah, shit. I've got to go. Grabbed the candy and ran. Grabbed the... I forgot the money, that's the thing. I grabbed the candy and I sprinted. That's what I wanted. Okay. Last question. How would you get in the vault if it's locked? How would you get into the vault? I would use Play-Doh, and then light a fire. I would buy, like, six pots of Play-Doh.