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Best friends Aura and Rihanna have started a podcast after being bored and sitting on the floor. They've been friends for a while and shaved their heads around the same time. They reminisce about their first hangout and sleepover, which involved crazy experiences and hearing each other's intimate moments. They discuss Rihanna's recent birthday and their high school memories, including fights and being vegan. Rihanna is currently a manager at a smoothie place, while Aura works as a CNA in a nursing home. They live together and plan to have guests on their podcast, including Aura's boyfriend and possibly her mother. They promise that the next episode will be even better. I am the top and I am the bottom and this is two halves of an hourglass my name is Aura and my name is Rihanna and we are just two best friends who are sitting on the floor bored as hell and decided let's start a podcast this is about two years in the making I would say yeah about two years maybe three maybe three me and Rihanna here have been friends for a pretty good while I'm sure that a lot of you guys tuning into this probably already know us but in case we get super rich and famous for those of you who don't know me and Rihanna first became friends I'd say my sophomore year Rihanna was a freshman but I was I was a little stalker the seventh grade oh yeah you all don't know she looks so cool walking around with her red hair in seventh grade and her mohawk I'm praying you guys do not know my high school pictures okay those have been erased off of the internet they're not erased from my mind um but no Rihanna here was actually a high school dropout that's the real tea freshman year actually so fun fact on how me and Rihanna met we actually both shaved our heads um so what was it I I think I shaved mine no you shaved yours first I thought it was you that shaved yours first I think so I might have done it first I did it in December right before the New Year hit because I was like New Year I did it on December I mean January 12th okay okay so that makes sense I did it right before the New Year I believe and my mom oh girl she was pissed oh yeah he didn't talk to me for three days that woman that woman is another episode oh another fucking episode another time um but yeah after she had seen me on snapchat and I don't know if you guys remember but there were like sendits or YOLOs I think it was because this was a long time ago okay guys we are old um but she had slid up on it and she was like oh my gosh like bald besties queen we're so quirky we love it and just from since then on just love has flourished and all of that I love really has flourished hasn't it oh yeah oh yeah um but basically after that we did just become really good friends our first official hangout yeah my 16th birthday yeah it was nightmare before Christmas themed which I have been obsessed with since I was about I'm not gonna lie her mom was good at one thing it was putting oh yeah I had the fuck I had the best cakes the best decorations the best party game oh yeah um that was my whole childhood it's only thing my mom was good at oh yeah and then after that we had had our first sleepover I've never laughed that hard I really have not I remember that night my mom's ex-boyfriend came over and they so in that house I lived in an apartment and if you've ever lived in an apartment you know that's all the walls they're not that thick and the floor was not either the people downstairs um they smoked a lot of bunk okay a lot and it just went right up the vent and the amount of times that her mom would she would get mad at us and she would get so pissed off but like truly it was just people out there it was that apartment was crazy it was a crazy time so apartments they're not thick so Aura's first experience at my house in the first time like one of the first times oh my god overhearing her do the dirty with her great first impressions Tiffany thank you yeah that was that was definitely a time it was a time yeah no we do I got memories from there recently because if you didn't know Rihanna's a Scorpio and was born on the 25th of October so her birthday was just recently it was I'm happy happy 19th Rihanna thank you thank you um but no that was a great that was a great experience her they probably I think they broke up maybe a good less than a month from then yeah she's still obsessed with him yeah he's a real kicker um yeah wild time what's other experiences from them during that one time that fuck face was like I'm gonna push your fat ass over okay we'll bleep it out um yeah if you guys didn't know Rihanna's got into a fight before I'm so sorry like it was it was definitely peak of high school you know the vibe you know drop out peak of high school oh yeah um that was a crazy time I remember people in high school back then what is sticking egg versus stick that was that was sophomore year oh yeah that was the peak of it sophomore year was a crazy time it was a crazy time one of the first things that I learned about our when I first hung out with her was that she was vegan and that is true guys um because when she came over the only thing that she could eat was tortillas just bear tortillas and she did this thing where she would open the bag and you'd put it on your shoulder and then you'd close the bag and you'd eat it I think thing about dry tortillas yeah but my biggest thing I would make what did you put like I would put peanut butter and bananas on and make like little rolls that's all really good but I can never eat them again I had them way too much um but yeah if you guys didn't know I have been vegan since I think it was the eighth grade um I went vegetarian on a dare which is really funny I kept it for like two weeks and then I did a lot of research and was actually like oh yeah like veganism is actually a really good thing and from then on I just kept up with it I will say though is very loosely used now I have quite a few cheat days and I know that I need to do better but it's not like you're eating a cow oh yeah I don't think I could ever eat meat again but good for you guys I can a witch that used to be me I was a meat girl extra beef oh yeah on them tacos whatever like when I go to Taco Bell I knew I was getting extra beef but I am a vegetarian now which I know I will hold myself accountable I need to do better because at work I cheat a lot because I'm a CNA and being a CNA is a very chaotic job especially where I work oh yeah so when time the food is gifted to you yeah it's gifted to me offered to me and whenever you're starving and you have two minutes to eat you don't have time to like go get something or if you brought your own lunch go heat it up so I eat when I can it's pretty much my job I don't get a lunch break oh yeah I couldn't imagine being that's like 12 hours 12 14 16 you know depends on the day on the day and then you're coming home but they did raise my pay to 20 an hour today oh yeah if you guys ever want a really great paying job go into CNA works oh yeah you can do it as a dropout fun fact but I didn't just letting you guys yeah you do not need a GED or a high school diploma to get your CNA I have co-workers that are 16 still in high school so yeah make sure you're a good worker yeah you're taking care of people yeah we don't need no UTIs up in the so oh yeah definitely not but yeah I work in a nursing home which are I used to work with me but she left me I did I'm now a manager at a smoothie place down by one of the cities next to us the smoothies are so good guys our smoothies are a lot more like clean than a lot of others but yeah I had to leave the place I had some great memories there let me know if you ever want us to talk about the crazy memories of the nursing home yeah that's a crazy time oh yeah but there was definitely some good people I miss I miss some of the residents there some of them still talk about you yeah some of them I could imagine a lot of them probably don't even remember me yeah that's another fun thing about me and Rihanna um I have blue hair and she actually has red so we have like a good at color matching scheme I'm like like polar opposites going on yeah she has she has the bright red and I have a dark blue I've been in my red hair phase for about six months so if you can tell how my dating life's going that's how it's going oh yeah ours is going better than mine yes I am in a long time very happy relationship with my boyfriend Cameron and we will probably have him as a guest star someday on our little podcast. We probably will. Fun fact we all live together we do all live together my mother is not home right now um the bitch is having her little vacay so we got the house to ourselves doing a podcast and living there. She'll probably be a guest someday too. She'll be a guest someday we'll put we'll put her on this shit she gonna be turning in. I'll send her the link um but yeah that's the fun little catch-up on getting to know us um tune in for the second episode guys. It'll be even better than this one. Even better. I promise.