Kate Middleton

The speaker talks about various topics, including their mood, food they ate, a story about a bad attitude, a dental appointment, a rude person at a concert, and their aversion to going on a cruise. They also discuss their experiences at an all-inclusive resort and their dislike for heckling people. la la la. Here we go. I'm in such a better mood than earlier. I was so hungry but I'm now I'm great now I'm chipper. I had a salad from TNC and a cookie. Town and country, the grocery store on the island. Really? I feel like Haley must have talked about it. Yeah fair. Okay what's what's up? Talk to me. Okay. Well you're in luck because the story I have for you today is about a bad attitude. Yeah it could give you some tips on how to treat the people around you even more poorly. I don't know. Oh well good thing that we're recording remotely even though we're in the same city. Well I think you're hilarious and funny and I mean I know I don't want you to be in pain or have a bad attitude if it hurts you but if you want to have a bad attitude do it sister. Yeah I think so. I think that's the golden rule. Yeah let's do it. Okay well first I have a an update on my last story from last time. Spencer apparently is non-binary and so my question to you is does that make the story weirder the same or worse that she or they, pardon me I'm going to get canceled, they took their ex's name? I think that they happened around the same time period because my friends accidentally like when they were telling me the story they they would misgender her them so I think it sounds like it was relatively around the same time because they knew her or them as a her. Right yeah yeah that takes one aspect of it away. Yeah yeah. I'm glad that it's become something else though actually because whatever that's that's a funny part of it that this story has taken on its own thing. Yeah yeah I guess this is just funny to me but I was at the dentist today this should have gone in the first part whatever I was at the dentist today and the like hygienist the like assistant I suppose they're the one that cleans your teeth she was so funny she didn't mean to be funny she was like Jenna maybe she might love it so Jenna was like okay have you started any new medications and so I was like oh citalopram and she's like at her desk like about to and I don't know why dentists need to know but apparently they need to know so she was that little computer typing and she was like how do you spell it and I am the worst speller so I spelled it wrong right and so we finally got it whatever that was it was a funny little hijinks a bonding moment with Jenna and then yeah and then the dentist came in and Jenna proceeded to give her a full rundown of everything that had happened up to that point like in our in the cleaning in the x-rays and the dentist was like yeah oh yep yeah I'm reading that here yeah got it yep thanks Jenna but she didn't skip the part where she was like and I was in the room and she was saying she's like talking about me and she's like she's pretty healthy except for she's on citalopram that she started taking in the fall she was like and I believe she started taking it in the fall and Jenna wasn't looking at me she was just basically recapping everything I couldn't stop laughing I know I didn't give her enough material like maybe I should have been like and she wouldn't wear the sunglasses for some reason she she acted like we had strapped her to this chair and we didn't know just like as a sensory it's just a sensory nightmare to me like yeah it's and like I have a small mouth is what Jenna kept telling me and so taking those x-rays today they're like little flaps that you have to put in yeah it like dug into the bottom like the jaw bottom jaw it sucked but it's fine it's just a little uncomfortable but honestly Jenna made it a lot better Citalopram? Apparently it's spelled with a C. 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No one's talking, which I was like, work, work. So passive aggressive, yeah. And so he sings, and it's amazing, blah, blah, blah. But the Polly Pocket yammers through the whole thing. So Danielle gets up and goes to the bathroom after the set is done. And she talks to her mom. I guess, I don't know, somehow it came up that this girl was being rude. And her mom was like, oh, yeah, she was being rude. And apparently, Sherb has no volume control, which, of course, not. Yeah, she's 67, is what I learned. And she has no volume control. She's an angel, I guess, to her daughter. So anyway, she was like, yeah, that chick is rude. And then angry Polly Pocket was like, who? What a bitch. How dare you call me rude, or whatever. So verbal altercation started. She's rude, or whatever. So verbal altercation starts going on between the mom, and Danielle loses it. She starts yelling at Polly Pocket. Anyway, somehow it's diffused, but I think only after plenty of, like, you're a bitch, you're a bitch, lots of that. No C-U-N-T's, though, bummer. We use it as an, I certainly do, like, using it as an adjective, like, cunty. I love. I think so, too. I think it's wonderful. It's such a cunty word. So anyway, she goes to the bathroom. She comes back. Polly Pocket's gone. They enjoy the rest of their evening. I think the phenomenal singer comes back on. She did use the word phenomenal at least eight times. That's my only note, and a few other just, like, style things. She wasn't my cup of tea, storyteller-wise, but the story itself I love, because it's so petty. So later, they're walking in the halls, and she hears someone. Danielle hears someone throwing up, and she looks down, and it's Polly Pocket. Polly Pocket's really drunk, I guess, and she's vomiting in a little bucket. And Danielle is like, oh, too many Vegas bongs? Like, so rude, so patronizing. I don't know. Also, the cruise queens. And so she's, like, being patronizing, and then she goes, oh, I have just the thing. And she pulls out a little Pepto-Bismol tablet, and then she's, like, she pops it in her mouth, and she's, like, thanks for reminding me. I get motion sickness. And then walks away. No. Like, I think the true Stan, or not Stan, the true, like, the high road, if you just gave her the Pepto-Bismol, like, just give it for everyone. Like, do you even get motion sickness? No. Yeah. Yeah, you just never know what's gonna trigger somebody. And she's already displayed plenty of irrational behavior, talking all the way through a comedy piano show. Are you kidding me? No. No, of course not. I mean, despite the fact that she's 5'3", that is not that short. I guess she said 5'3 in heels, but I guess that is pretty short. So my question to you is, would you ever go on a cruise? Oh, my gosh. That sounds so fun. Ooh. Yeah, but... Yeah, totally. Oh, my God. That is bougie compared to other middle school dances. Yeah. Oh! See? Yeah. Ugh. Yeah. Ugh. No, thank you. I want to... No, never. I just don't think I could. Like, I can't even imagine it. I went to an all-inclusive resort for my brother's wedding, and I felt claustrophobic there, and we were on land. Like, I could leave, but it was just, like, it was too much. And the socialization, like the camaraderie that comes with all-inclusive stuff, and there was, like, these fire dances. Like, every night there was, like, a theme night, and it just felt, like, so icky to, like, to be like, entertain me, you know? I just don't think I could do it. Similar feelings, like, I'll just be like... I'm sure it's going to be beautiful, but then it'll be like, why am I stuck with these people? You know, because those are questions I'll ask myself. Yeah, yeah. Um, heckle people. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, never. Wait, sorry. We're going to pause because my phone is dying, and I need to plug it in, so I need to put on different headphones. Okay, are these dead, though? God, Maddie. Hang on, let's try. Yeah, okay, perfect. Okay. No, if I do, it's only positive. Like, what? I went to a techno tarot show when I lived in L.A., and it was at Largo, so it was, like, a really small environment, and I was in the front row, or the second row or something, and she revealed to the crowd that she loved Dolly Parton, and I was going through a hard time at that point in my life where I got, like, really into Dolly Parton, and I'm still in the, like, top 1% of her listeners on Spotify, but the woo that came out of my mouth when she asked the crowd if people liked Dolly Parton was, like, something I'd never heard myself do. Like, it was so big. So, yeah, I only heckle positively and have out-of-body experiences while doing it, apparently. Yeah. Just don't be there. Yeah. Yeah, and what about, like, talking in a show? Like, if it's bigger, if it's big... Yeah. Oh, okay, yeah. Okay, love. I love that about you. Seattle has... You're so welcome. Seattle has a lot of hecklers. I go to a lot of comedy stuff, and there's a lot of silly heckling. Like, they want to be funny. I don't get it either, and it might be part of this whole thing that's recently started where people are, like, throwing stuff at performers. When somebody threw their mom's ashes at Pink in London last summer, that is so insane. Was that me? I would throw my mom's ashes at Dolly Parton. Yeah. But, yeah, okay. So, that's the end of that, but, yeah. Love, Danielle. Love, Sherb. You're welcome. The people are you, and I have never seen your eyes light up like that, and I love it. Yeah. Yeah, if not, that's fine. I watched The Crown. Is it the first few seasons? Okay. No, but I feel like no matter what, I am forced to know about them. This is the first time I have actually been, like, where is she? Because she's, like, always in the public eye. Yeah. Yeah. Two weeks. Oh, well, my mom, when she got her knees double replaced, she got them done at the same time, she had, no, she could have gone outside. She went to physical therapy, but they, there was, like, well, shit, yeah, that's, I don't know. Also, had she been not seen for quite a while, like, they could have waited until people asked questions, or, like, Oh. It's too late for that, England, royals. Did, well, when the dad cheated on Princess Di, did she take a step back? No. You know who we need to have on? My grandma. She fucking loves the royals. Totes, I'll call her tomorrow. Went to physical therapy when the queen passed away, R.I.P. And the physical therapist was like, have you done your exercises? And my grandma was like, the queen died. She's, she's this tiny little Argentinian woman. Oh, yeah. She really doesn't like Meghan Markle, so I wonder how she feels about, yeah, yeah, she, like, loved the queen. I wonder if she, now that the queen's left the show, if she's still watching, kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think she's known the truth for a while. Yeah. No, just that I want to know where she is. I'll talk to Dolores. No, tell me everything. I am. Okay. Okay. Oh, that guy. Oh. Okay. Oh. She has not, she probably could. She's, she's a badass, but she has not, but that's because she and my dad are really obsessed with one another. And she has no patience for people. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Once I got in an Uber and the guy, the driver was telling me about how the person he just dropped off, he was picking them up at his girl, the, like, the rider's girlfriend's mom's house, because he just, like, cheated on this girl with her mom, and he confessed all this to the Uber. Yeah. And then the guy dropped him off back at his house with the girl, with his girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like, yeah. And, like, the rest of the family was obviously there. Like, Miley hosted. Hmm. Well, it sounds like the age gap between the Noah and the actor was pretty big. Like, that's insane. That's so, that's too much. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. But, again, back to our, like, cheating question, I'm of the mind that, like, if you're going to cheat on me, you better fucking love those people. Like, love them so that it works out, so that it doesn't feel like it's all for naught, and that your response to that was if you get cheated on, you hope you'll stay with them and be big. Yeah. That would be torture. But, essentially, Noah's going to get over it, because she's a hot Hollywood person, right? Oh, the, yeah. The relationship's fucked between the mom and the daughter, but I just mean, like, Noah will go on. Oh, great. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that divide is, would be really difficult. Yeah, I would feel really betrayed. How much time passed between when this guy left? Yeah. I mean, it sounds very Hollywood. Everything's all weird. Like... Yeah, I want to know some more on that. Maybe I'll do some research, but only, like... Yeah. What I like to do is deep dives on TikTok. Like, I want to have some pseudo-psychologist tell me all about it. Yeah. Yeah, quickly. Well, but I'm glad I'm somewhat of a fast talker for you. Except for when I listened to our first podcast, I'm like, why am I talking so slow? That one, it sounded like I thought so, but this time I feel like I'm in such a, like, weird happy mood that I feel like I really... Yeah. Yeah. And then to make up, would you go on a cruise? Just the two of you? Where would you go on a cruise with just your mom? Like, if you... Okay. Ugh. If I went on a cruise, I can't tell if I would want to go, like, straight up, Carnival, Bahamas, like, actually do the typical cruise stuff, or if I want to do one of those fancy, bougie, like, along the Nile or through... Yeah, that sounds amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Or, like, this Norway one. Yeah, there's beautiful stuff out there. That we've never been on. Yeah. We'd probably... We'd get ad revenue that way, right? Because cruise ships would... Cruise lines would want to... Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, people need to know what we think about cruises we've never been on. Yeah. I don't. I don't. I just want you to have such a nice time at Din Tai Fung tonight. Yeah. I'm so happy for you. Thank you. Well, let me know if it fixes your attitude, and we'll talk soon. We'll probably do this again soon. Bye, Hales! Okay.