Ep 11 Krissy

did you get your hair done? yeah, I was going to say, it looks light half. I like it. alright. I know. damn. how exciting. how exciting. your botox face. oh my god. I'm going to cry. okay. alright. okay. let me just make sure this is. alright. are you ready? okay. hey everyone. welcome back to loud mom flair. I'm Kristen. so Braxton and Austin both are getting and or getting over a cold. and it's really just like a stuffy nose. so it's nothing crazy. but you really know how guys act when they have a cold. they act like they're dying. so. must be. well Braxton is good when he has a cold. he doesn't think he has a cold so it doesn't bother him. he just like runs around. pretty much. you have to chase him around with a tissue. and then Austin on the other hand, you know, sits in his chair, acts like he's you know, dying and oh I need help. yeah. but I mean other than that, it's been good. they're getting over their cold so top notch. knock on wood, I'm glad I'm feeling good and I don't have to worry about it. right. I do. it's terrible. and when the weather changes, it's awful. I get a terrible sinus infection at least once a year. but anyway, how was your week? right. oh my god. I hope you do because when I was out there with Austin and we did snorkeling, literally the sea turtle scared the shit out of me. because the water was a little bit foggier so you like look down and I was stepping on his shell. I was so fucking scared. but they're so cute. I love them too. yeah. yeah. and they're big. but they're cute. yeah. yeah. I'm gonna have to find the beach that you can go to where they are all just like soaking up in the sun like on the sand. let me write that in my notes so I can find it for you. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah, I don't remember. but who cares? it's still gonna be great. you're gonna be in Hawaii. it's gonna be awesome. it's gonna be awesome. yeah. yeah. yeah. maybe get like a four course meal or six. yeah. it's for your anniversary. heck yeah. go all out. it's gonna be so fun. well, I can't wait to see pictures and videos. yeah. well, safe travels to you and Matt. I'm excited for you. thanks. yes. I am. I am. remind me to look at my calendar. Friday? no. it's next weekend. yeah. yeah. so I'm signing for my mom's birthday that lands on Memorial Weekend. yes. it's gonna be so exciting. yes. good. it's gonna be a really good episode. we're gonna have questions for them. they're gonna have questions for us. and I think it's seeing us interact with our moms too. Tara's gonna be with her mom. her mom's gonna be in Oklahoma. and then I'm actually gonna be in Ohio with my mom. so we're gonna be with each other and it's gonna be awesome. we're so excited. so cute. love it. yeah. yeah. we can do background stories. I think we kind of already did. but yeah. yeah. for sure. no. do you do your cheers? yeah. you do the cheers. alright. fuck. yeah. I should have changed the name. because now I'm all fucking confused. well. cheers to last weekend was Mother's Day. so all the mommas out there. sorry dads. you have next month. but to our beautiful amazing moms out there. cheers to you. cheers. yes. you guys are about to hear some rebellious stuff. yeah. exactly. I think when I was a kid growing up. for sure. which I guess still to this day. I don't really like big confrontations. so when I was younger. I would say that I was a pretty decent kid. I didn't like to be really around people who were doing bad things. you know. like you said. you don't want to get in trouble. you know. as I got through high school. I kind of. into my 20s. kind of stepped out of that a little. and you know. got a little crazy at some points. yeah. I think. I'm trying to think. something that I'm afraid. Braxton. oh god. um. the only thing I. ok go ahead. ok. oh god. yeah. yeah. in kindergarten. do you remember who the boy is? oh my god. you are getting that kindergartner. ok. did. ok. I'm thinking of something in my younger years. but I don't know if this is true or if I'm making this up in my head. you might have to remind me. because you would know. so Aunt Karen used to watch us. do you remember that? oh my god. yes. everyone is still here. um. didn't she have a boy named Joey. that she watched. but did. what happened. something happened. like with aunts in his pants. like did we put aunts in his pants. or. or maybe he just sat down and had aunts. I don't know. that's all. that's literally all I remember. so it could have just been an accident. that's literally all I remember. so it could have just been an accident. it's not moving at all. he had to wash it like 10 times to get it all out. oh my god. oh my god. I really don't think I can think of anything. maybe besides like sitting in my parents tree out front and throwing those crab apples at cars that are like this big. but I really. I can't. I cannot think of anything or I just don't remember anything that I did. I didn't. not that I know of. but I didn't kiss any boys when I was in kindergarten. boy crazy. right. yeah. yeah. yeah. do. okay. so you being female and you having a female. like what about just that she's going to grow up to have an attitude. what are you so terrified about. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. or they're going to be like just do it. it's fine. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. okay, so what if I'm not saying I was ever arrested, I could have been multiple times I had a backup plan if I was ever arrested what would you do if Olivia got arrested for whatever reason and and she obviously called, what if it, I mean something she shouldn't have been doing and you guys were her one phone call well I guess, yeah it depends on what it is because my dad always told me if I ever got arrested for like a DUI, your ass is sitting in jail until and then I moved to Florida and I remembered, oh shoot I better remember Aunt Karen's phone number by heart because I can't call my parents regardless so no, I memorized her number because I was like if I ever get in trouble I'm calling her, I'm not calling my parents although she probably beat my ass too I know I know yeah right yeah yeah mmhmm right, right, right yeah yeah mmhmm yeah mmhmm yeah yep alright makes sense yeah yeah, it's a little different sixth grade? how old are you when you're in sixth grade? yeah I think sixth grade I was, I hit a stage where I was a very big tomboy you probably remember this so I didn't yeah I don't think, I mean I was like worried about playing sports like, cool like boys you can come to my sports and watch me play but I'm good right now but yeah I think I think sixth grade fifth or sixth yeah oh okay, the way you were saying that I thought you were going to be like, I was in second I'm super experienced I'm sure mine wasn't pretty mine was probably like not even anything yeah oh no see ya was was this at like a party do you remember going to parties eighth grade parties in the basement and playing like seven minutes in heaven or spin the bottle or should've hung out with me more oh okay I like how you guys talked about it yeah do you like me check yes no or maybe or when they wanted to break up with you they would give a note to your friend and be like here give this to Chrissy and yeah and now people just like text at break up so you know oh oh yeah oh my god well it's so funny I remember I remember who this kid was in sixth grade and he I think told my cousin that she she doesn't really know like what to do and I'm like oh I'm in fucking sixth grade I obviously don't know what to do what do you want me to do go practice or something yeah like okay cool thanks you know you can spread that around if you're not in sixth grade that's fine like are you experienced and if you are there's probably a problem like you shouldn't be yeah then I don't need to be kissing you yeah what um so one big thing that I did we're kind of getting into like more teenage years now is obviously we've talked about underage drinking going to bars being underage which I know obviously you know college life and stuff we used to do that but like you get fake ids I would say this is like way into teenage years almost like so um clubs yes clubs I would say yes but I was like yeah like so I was a senior when I was 17 because I have a late birthday so I started with the younger class so it was probably like when I was like a senior in high school but I mean still I was 17 normally I have to be like 18 to get into that stuff yeah yeah yeah mhm probably yeah I did woo yeah mhm oh my god my fake ids did look like me but my first one she was like 5'7 so every time I had to go out I had to wear heels because if anyone knows me I'm not 5'7 nor am I close to 5'7 well you know yeah and it's so funny to look back now and think there's no way that these bouncers did not know like I get I get we live in Toledo at the time but there's no way you did not know that we were underage yeah there was Zodiac yeah but I was that Zodiac also or no? yeah that's Zodiac yeah yeah yeah it might have been who knows oh yeah yeah I remember I would always see now and then like some of my brothers friends and I'd be like oh I gotta go I can't be here if you're here now yeah and I just I didn't want anything to happen or so bad not being like they were creeps but like not being like they were creeps but but also also my brother yeah my brother is really protective of me so if anybody like talked to me his friends my brother literally would always be standing next to me so I would go visit him yeah so I would go visit him in Adrian when he was in college and I was still in high school and I wouldn't I wasn't able to go anywhere I remember because your sister went to Adrian right and I remember one time I know like literally I know it's not one of the best party schools but it's one of the best fucking party schools so fun yeah so fun yeah oh my god I went up there like every weekend my senior year I think yeah and and I remember I seen your sister one time we met up we must have like met up at the same party or something like that and your sister was like okay I'm going to take her to this house party next door my brother's like you are not taking her anywhere right now so I literally just have to like say hi stand next to my brother she's wearing like a nun get up because I wasn't allowed to even move so she was encouraging you but that also goes to like say a relationship with a brother and a sister you know so funny don't judge anyone nobody judges here 16 oh okay okay I would think so but to me looking back now I'm like you were just 16 years old 16 really is still pretty young but yeah 16 yeah no well exactly you don't and I think that well and it brings back to what you said earlier about you know if Liv gets into any of this stuff and you know something pregnancy or and that's what scares me the most obviously I'm not gonna sit and I don't know I don't honestly I don't know what I would do but I would want Braxton to be okay to come to us and tell us obviously I don't want to be I don't want him to be young and have to go through that because it's hard at our age I couldn't imagine being a teen parent not being able to go to prom or go to sporting events on Friday nights or any of that stuff and that I think that's what scares me is I don't want to have him walk in the house one day and be like mom and dad I need to talk to you because that's where my mind will go right away yeah no yeah mhm yeah right mhm yeah yeah yeah go to your room right now but do we really yeah no I go ahead yeah yeah yeah yeah mhm yeah yeah yeah and I think that goes with Braxton too and having a boy you're going to step up and you're going to be a dad and yeah present exactly I mean I really hope that doesn't happen but that is one of my fears for sure is just having having somebody so young go through that and like you said props to people who have done it who are going through it now I mean I look back at me being let's say 16 hell no I would have zero idea and I literally I did like to go out and hang out with friends and party and sneak out and 100% I don't know what I would have done yeah yeah exactly yeah 100% school work I've hated school ever since I was in preschool I would make myself cry where I would throw up so I wouldn't have to go to school I hated school you mom you understand she literally would be like you don't have to go and try yeah no I just hated school I hated going and yeah I did not apply myself whatsoever I barely passed graduating I almost didn't graduate right the teacher was probably like just freaking pass her so she didn't get out of here she's taken this test 4 damn times like get her out I mean I wouldn't I did skip school I wouldn't sit and say that I went to school and left I went to school and got out of a lot of my classes I would go to the bathroom and just walk around the halls and poke my head in in people's classes and oh yeah and then there comes to you know trying to skip school okay mom I don't feel well and then her coming back with her nice little rebuttal she always did was just go and try you're ruining my plan I know I remember one time I think I had a UTI or something and that hurts you know and especially when you're younger and I was like mom I cannot go to school like this is too much she made me go just go and try which is so funny because I often does ask me what are you going to do if Braxton's like that and I was like I'm going to use my mom's thing just go and try exactly and really I could do like maybe like a handful of times where I actually went to the nurses office because I was actually sick I was never sick I just did not want to be in school at all nowadays I do really have stomach aches so it's karma for making all that shit up all the time exactly haha uh huh oh that's the worst you had one of those schools they didn't trust any of you students haha oh I cheated all the time in school it was terrible all the time so I went to a catholic school I've actually been to a catholic that's the only type of school I've ever been to was a catholic school and so we would wear a uniform and I know they were so cute weren't they 100% my mom always says my mom always says till this day if Chrissy went to a public school and had to pick out her outfit it would the mornings would be awful when I I have grown to be a morning person because I have a child and I have to I was never a morning person ever I was so miserable haha oh yeah for sure my god my alarm would go off and she would be like you have to get up 5 more minutes just 5 more minutes and my rides honking out the window Chrissy get up haha haha yeah haha haha it's 8 o'clock let's go haha haha I love those yeah so anyway haha so anyway we had skirts I would sit Indian style in my desk and flip my skirt up a little bit and I had all the answers written on I'm not giving anyone ideas but this is what I did no joke I would write the answers on my skirt on the inside of my skirt flip it over and there were my answers I swear I know isn't it though and then you can use the calculator one like you take the cap off the calculator and write your answers right there you were in the smart people classes I didn't get a programming one I was in like pre algebra in like my junior year haha so true oh yeah no um what oh go ahead that's so funny that you have that because I have bad relationships in my notes and not that you can help okay not that you can help being in a bad relationship or getting into one I should say um whatever we won't go down that path but yes I mean I do I have one that does stand out it wasn't like a a bad relationship it just we just weren't good together we were it was toxic and that was um this is obviously my longest relationship with my husband but before that was my longest relationship we were together for I think like five five and a half years so it was like right out of high school you know who I'm talking about I'll text you it yeah it was right out of high school um yeah we were together for a long time and it just got really toxic like we just were not we weren't good for each other we kind of brought out the bad and I can sit here and bad mouth him all day but I'm sure you know yeah exactly um yeah I feel like I would say be honest I mean I know I guess it depends what age you always should be honest yeah yeah yeah yeah and heartbreaking I mean yeah so being a teenager I would tell him to be honest but I would I would tell him to be a man you're you need to not take a chicken shit way out you need to do this in person tell her why you don't want to be with her or whatever it may be I think that would be the biggest one is be honest and I'm sitting here like being all tough be a man but no you know just be a grown up you wanna you're growing up and yeah yeah you're grown up you're in a relationship I mean you're not in 6th grade where you walk to 7-11 and back yeah you might but right oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right mmhmm mmhmm yeah right okay what if um she broke up with somebody and you know you're like oh why are you breaking up with them or whatever I thought things were going good and she was the cheater have you cheated on anyone before oh you're a good person yeah but again it was like toxic he cheats I cheat back and forth childish shit I mean yeah yeah that is a so different episode I wanna hear all about this writing this in my this in my notes yeah like ugh oh okay yeah okay oh yeah no um yeah I mean I think that's perfect but I would probably be like you're a freaking what's wrong with you if you didn't want to be in that relationship why are you like exactly exactly mmhmm and I think it goes back to um like the heart breaks and stuff this person is still a person you're still messing with their feelings I mean they might like you 10 times more than you like them but again you need to be the grown up and tell them hey this just isn't working for me I'm sorry but I can't continue and then yeah go on your way and whatever but no yeah right yeah there would probably be serious talk and Austin is not one for any of that stuff he hates cheating and all that so Braxton probably would get a very stern yeah talking to yeah mmhmm yeah yeah right right uh we can cut all this out but I'm looking at my um notes really fast to try and think what I have like little notes here and there about like sneaking out drinking and driving um oh yeah yeah um it will just keep it up yeah mmhmm that was a good one yeah I like that one yeah mmhmm mmhmm mmhmm yeah yeah mmhmm mmhmm mmhmm yeah mmhmm mmhmm yeah right yeah yeah 100% yeah mmhmm yeah mmhmm it's funny that you bring that up because we're actually going through that right now even at our age that we are we had a best friend who was like a brother to us um and he recently got into a relationship and I I've taken him off every type of social media um because you know he he sat and talked with us for a while and I pretty much you know said we're not going to have you pick sides but it's also not fair to every single one of us if you're just on one side pretty much we all need to sit and be civil I don't care if I don't like your girlfriend I'm not going to sit here and be a bitch to her but you are picking a side I haven't heard from him like at all I don't really know if Austin's talked to him so I'm not dealing with this little high school drama shit you know I'm 31 years old exactly so I was like you know what whatever yeah so no 100% and maybe in my younger years I probably put boys before friends but I would never do that when we met or when me and Austin met um he was never like that with me I was always out with friends he was always out with his friends 100% your friends if they're your real friends you need to keep them because like you said who are you going to turn to you can't just go back to them and be like oh I'm sorry because no you hurt their feelings exactly yeah yeah yeah right I hear ya yeah no I agree do you think if you if you never moved this isn't about our kids or anything if you never moved do you think you would have that like you think you would I guess be still with the friends you had back then which I know you have still friends in Michigan and or Ohio that you're close with but the I guess the people that you were hanging out with yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and I mean it's a part of growing up but it also goes back to you telling Liv that you know you making sure that she understands that and knows that she calls us at 8am she's ready to go run I've already got a pot yeah yeah well I can vouch for you on this one you do do that now so you're okay yeah yeah and it brings it back to relationships and everything because I can't say teenage Chrissy but Chrissy now I don't I don't need like a man to fill I guess a lot I need my friends to fill a void you know I don't and exactly and yeah if I don't have friends then sorry you're just not the person that I should be with so it does it goes it definitely goes back to that well I mean yeah I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and that's the reason I asked you the question would you think you still would be close with them is because obviously I kind of pulled myself out of that group because I moved and I see how much fun they have and you know how close they are and it always makes me wonder if I never moved would I be there or would I still be out you know so yeah yeah right right something like now that bitch is gone laughing yeah yeah so it's just always interesting to hear that because when you do move yeah you not necessarily lose all of those friends but you're not around them anymore so you don't get to experience a lot of the stuff that they do right yeah no not really mhm yeah right oh oh yeah mhm yeah right yeah no exactly uh mhm mhm yeah yeah mhm yeah yeah mhm yeah yeah yeah mhm right yeah mhm yeah yeah right right right nope you're still good at the advice when Braxton has something I'll call you laughing laughing Braxton hang on one second we're calling Tara laughing I was never in school so I don't understand any of this stuff laughing yeah wait let me pull up my let me see if my answers are right there oh no I just had answers written on them no big deal I wonder if my mom my parents still have that skirt I wonder if there's pictures of it if there's still answers on there no I don't know I have to see if my parents still have it yeah yeah for sure alright what else do we have while we're off the record or okay okay go for it um no mine is mainly like sneaking out lying where you're at so we kind of already covered that in one of the episodes okay sigh uh huh yeah uh huh yeah uh huh yeah right uh huh uh huh yeah right yeah do you even know what a pharmacist is at that age yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and change your mind I mean you take a look when you're younger you always have something you want to be always if I were to ask Braxton right now he wants to be a superhero okay if I ask him in five years it's going to be something completely different get to yeah oh my god she could be ghosty spider Braxton is oh Braxton loves that it's insane when they're in high school they're going to do something different I'm 31 and honestly I still have no idea what I want to do I went to school to be a cosmetologist do I do that? no I do it on the side because I didn't like working in a salon I mean yeah uh huh yeah uh huh yeah uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh yeah uh huh yep yep yep alright yeah do you want a traveling partner? yeah well I love that advice and that is a perfect way to end that conversation um let's get into our what kind of fails do you have this week do you have a toddler tantrum something that crushed your soul uh huh uh huh yeah yeah yeah uh huh yeah yeah yeah um I'm going to go with a toddler tantrum um this week I have never seen him act like he did the one day so we were facetiming with my brother and it was going good I had to let Penny outside and we've been letting her out the front lately because her leg so she can't get downstairs a whole lot turns out she like dislocated her knee or something like that yeah so she's on pills she's becoming like this person who's on a bunch of drugs all the time uh huh uh huh so our neighbor girl came over and she always wants to pet Penny so I was like alright Brian I gotta go you know Penny won't go anywhere she stays in the yard she's a very vocal dog but she right so I was like alright I gotta go bye well Braxton had no shoes on so I said Braxton you can sit on the porch while she goes to the bathroom but you're not going anywhere else and of course you know he wanders down the driveway wants to see what the kids are doing we live in like a little cul-de-sac area um what they're doing in the little circle and I was like get over here one I got this girl already who's trying to you know chase after Penny then I got him who's running away he's got no freaking shoes on so finally I scoop him up well this is where he starts to scream one I'm embarrassed already because you're screaming outside and I don't want people to be like oh my god we have to call the cops because something is going on so I run inside I put him in the guest bedroom for a time out and like sit here don't move I go around and close my windows it was a nice day close them so I let him sit there for a little bit by himself well then he just starts screaming even more and I go in there and I was like what are you doing and he got to a point where I've never seen this before on him where he was screaming so bad that he was like shaking it was almost like I don't know if he was going to pass out or what oh finally I was like sit up right now that is enough I said where did you learn that from and don't ever do it again I felt like man what but then he was fine he's like I'm not going to cry anymore I'm not going to cry anymore and I was like there's no reason to cry I told you no because you did not have shoes on and I need you to listen I was trying to get your sister inside and I don't need you taken off in the road and I was home by myself because Austin was helping his grandma and I just was like oh my god I just walked away I went in my room I did something else and then finally when he started doing that screaming I was like what is your deal yeah yeah mhm right yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I told Braxton that the other night too he would talk to me and try and be funny and I was like I'm mad at you right now so I don't want you to talk to me like please just sit here eat your dinner and don't talk to me I feel like such a badass you know being so stern with a two year old oh god I'm ready for it yeah yeah you all can find us on instagram at loudmomslayerpodcast you can listen to us on spotify search loudmomslayer and you can even watch us on youtube if you prefer video you also search loudmomslayer for that channel yeah bye