Episode 15 - Hunter Audio

I don't know if I'm going to remember how to do any of this. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to talk anymore. Hunter's drinking water tonight, by the way. Fuck. Fuck. More than a minute, oh my god. Yeah. Man, do you feel like there's going to be any deals to be made in the next week or so? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Mm-hmm. Yeah. No, I mean, I definitely agree. I feel like they're all just a bunch of idiots, but I can't really say that, can I? Man, you better act right that I have you in here. No, he's not. That's Odin. He's Odin. But yeah, I just hope that they strike a deal soon, because I need these shows back ASAP. Did they? I don't know. I just started watching it. Damn. And people are okay with it coming back? Like, it's not getting any backlash? Gotcha. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, I've just started watching it. I think I'm on, like, episode two. There's so many parallels. It's so stupid. I mean, I'm sure you guys see me a lot more than you see me. There's so many parallels. It's so stupid. I mean, I'm sure you guys see me, like, yelling on the T.O. every time I'm watching it, but oh my god, dude. Like, the whole, like, 15 years thing, and then she's, like, in his dressing room crying, and she's also mad that he left, and then I'm like, oh my god, I can't. I can't do it. This is so Mariska. You know, Linus. Really? What? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, minus the allegations, obviously, but I was just like, this could be perceived as, like, what went down after Chris left the show. But, I mean, I don't know. It's just, that's what I got from it from the start. Yeah. Definitely. But I like it so far. I just, I'm not a big fan of Steve Carell, though, so I hope he's not there to stay. I mean, I'm sure he is. I just, I can't take him seriously. I can't. Mhm. Yeah. Okay. I'm excited. Oh my goodness. No, I can't. I've tried. I've tried watching that. I can't. Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. Fast forward to season nine. Oh my god. Imagine, like, not being like that and, like, having to wait nine seasons to see the person that you want to see. Oh my god. Yeah. Were they together, at least, in season nine? Oh. That seems about right. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Keep us updated. Yeah. Definitely. I mean, I might not see it, but I still want to hear it. Mhm. Yeah. And Hunter, Hunter needs water today, after the day she had, so. I'm not working out. I've just been playing a lot of sports today. I mean, it is, but it's not, I don't know. I just consider it playing sports. Irresponsibly. I don't know, man. I couldn't even finish listening to the last one. Oh my goodness. I just, it's, it's, I become. Okay. Okay. Cause, oh my god, like, a light switch flips with me. Maybe for you. I'm not a human. Yeah, I went back to, like, the first grade reading level. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Yeah, drink, take a shot every time they look at each other. No, that'd be way too much. We, if they touch each other, we would never get wasted. If it was that. Yeah. Oh yeah, okay, I was like, do they? Okay, yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like the only time, I think. We, yes we do, and I get to read it, and I get to butcher this absolutely beautiful thing. I'm so scared. Oh my god, it's three pages. Okay. Okay. I'm so scared. Oh my god, it's three pages. Okay. It is called. No, you guys, no, you guys are amazing at that. Okay. Okay, so this fic is called Stay by Krista Chaos on Twitter, on X, whatever the fuck you want to call it. So thank you for submitting it. Thank you for submitting it, and I apologize in advance if I absolutely fucked this thing up. I told her, I'm like, I might have to read it, like, separately. I told her, I'm like, I might have to read it, like, separately. Which may very well happen. I don't know. Okay. Okay. Okay, hold on. Why do I say that so many times? I'm already fucking up. Okay. Is that how you say it? Lucent? Lucent? Yeah, lucent? Peace? Okay. Edit out. Wait. Oh, yes. Wait. Oh my god, I'm sweating so bad. Hold on. I know! I just, I don't, I don't know why I get so nervous. Well, you and, like, a bunch of other people. Okay. Yeah. She's the simplest. Okay. Okay. Okay. Scrubbed pink. Hold on. I was doing good. Okay. Again. Okay. Hmm? Okay. Okay. Okay. Until tomorrow. Jesus Christ. I'll probably end up having to redo that. Oh, man. I need to read more shit out loud. Okay. I just love the fact that she opened the door and he was right in front of it. That's, like, all the fake, all the fake things that I want. That I want. Yeah. Yeah. Because, you know, she's got to live on, like, the 56th floor, your penthouse view, you know? With her dead plants. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Yeah, that dude ran. Aw. That was cute. I can't, I hope next season she's wearing that fucking compass. Like, I don't really like it that much, but I just hope to see it. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She might want that. All this time, she's probably been trying to take her tail off, and you're just not letting her. I've, I've... Yeah. My, my best friend actually has a cat with no tail. It's kind of weird. It's like a little corgi, like, snope. Poor thing. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh my god, wait, can you imagine... Can you imagine if they would do that with Chris, and then he'd have to, like, fucking run upstairs for, like, three hours? Yeah, he probably would. Yeah. No, I still probably would go to the gym. Yeah. That's so funny. But yeah, that was a cute little fic. I'm sorry I butchered it. I don't know if I'll decide to reread that, but... I definitely, um... These people are gonna listen to this and be like, wow, Hunter needs to go back to school. I'm sure a lot of people probably do. Yeah, that's true. Okay, don't judge me, please. Okay. I'll have to read little kid books, and then I can work myself up from there. Go back to school like that. Uh-uh. Oh my god, no. Oh my god, no. They'd probably go up to Tanner and be like, dad, guess what mommy read to me? Oh my god. Oh, shit. Yeah, no, never. No. I know you would say that, but I think I actually did try to read some story to my nephew to get him to fall asleep one night. Yeah, but he was, like, a couple months old. Like, he would not have understood anything. But... Yeah, no. It's gonna be a core memory for him, watch. And then it just got too weird, and I was like, yeah, no, I can't do this. Entitled. No. A few thoughts. I mean, I have notes, but they're not, like, EO notes, you know what I'm saying? Like, this episode is very, like, Munch and Jeffrey's partnership related. Besides, you know, a few things. But I just want to say, the opening credits, whenever I was watching this, I was eating up, like, a bag of chips or something like that. And the opening, like, thing. I almost blew chunks, because of the chunks that I saw on the dashboard. Of this guy's brain matter. Splattered all over the place. I was like, okay. That's gross. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. 87. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. It has to be in a certain situation, because, I mean, like, obviously, if I see something, like, in day-to-day life, like, I don't, my fight or flight would just take off, and I'd probably fly. Like, I'd probably just get the fuck out of there or something like that. I don't know. I probably would call the cops. I've never been in the situation, so I don't know. But if something's, like, really fucked up that I see, I'd probably call the cops. Yeah, no. Yeah. No. But, I mean, they're right. Like, gunshots do sound like firecrackers. Um. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like, if, yeah, if I heard that, I'd just be like, you know, whatever. But if I, like, strolled up to the car and saw some guy that was dead as fuck in the car, I'd definitely call the cops. Yeah. Yeah. But this was more about, like, if you hear it from a mile away or something. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and then all the people. Every, yeah. Yeah. Like, it was like 41 witnesses or something like that is what I think the episode is. Yeah. Yeah, something. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. For me. Yeah. Yeah. I would, I think I would struggle with, like, if I would say something, would I be able to give them any valuable information? Because, like. Yeah, in that scenario, yeah. It's so hard. Because, like, I don't, I don't, I've never been put in a situation, so I don't know if I would, like, necessarily say anything or not. But I definitely, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. They just heard stuff. But, yeah. Apparently, but this, this apparently is the growth spot for coworkers. Yeah. I saw the big check mark on your face turn into, like, a big ding light. That's so funny, yeah. I was trying to segue. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, this is the growth. You do or you don't? Oh, yeah. Say it. Say it away. Yeah. Don't say it. Yeah. Oh, you think he's talking about Olivia and Cassidy. Okay. Interesting. Wow. Why didn't, why don't I ever think about shit like that? The fuck? Okay. You're, you're ruining everyone, you're ruining everyone's day right now. Yeah, no. Yeah. Mm-hmm. The squad. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Elliot was kind of a dick this episode, though. Especially that girl. I mean, I know, but he was a dick to that one chick. They call her Catfish. But without the F. Her name was, like, Catish or something. But yeah, he was a dick to her, like, later on. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. Yep, it's an everybody storyline, and we thank you for not showing his family nearly as much. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But, yeah. Because I was like, the first, like, 20 minutes, I feel like, are just strictly, um, Jeffreys and Munch. Basically. No, I like it. But, it just, it just makes me upset, because, like, they finally give us, like, a likable character with her, and then, it's, like, some likable traits, and to where she's not just in the background, and then, they, she's fucking late. Why? Why? Why? But, yeah. And then, Munch. Munch in this fucking episode, bro. Him not knowing how to answer, like, the new, dude that day. I was like, damn, dude, like. He's like, hello? Hello? Is it still ringing? I'm like, I don't, I don't feel like the buttons are any different. But, I know that you used to be able to just, like, flip it up, and then, answer it. And, on this one, you have to actually, like, press the answer button. I don't know. Yeah. Lies. You know how to use a laptop? You should be able to know how to use a phone. At this point. Seminar. Seminar. Yes. To answer calls, you press the green button. You know. I mean, I think I saw it. I think it was green. I'm not sure. But, it was, it was like a, oh. Oh, my God. This thing is like, attacking the fuck out of you. Oh, my God. Holy shit. That's so. Oh. I'm sorry, but my view is hilarious. Yeah. I saw you, like, handling by the neck, and you were like, oh, okay. Oh, my goodness. But, yeah, I think it was a Nokia. It looked like a little Nokia phone. I just, like, I want to know what the people back then thought whenever they saw, like, the laptops and the phones and stuff like that. I wonder if they thought they were, like, hot shit. You know, like, if those were, like, the, the, the top. Oh, my God. Negative. That, that is so funny. Why didn't they use that in there? I don't know. But. Mm-hmm. Yeah. God, I can't stand a big phone. Sorry. Can't do it. I can't do it. I mean, like, I'll never get, like, the, the plus of anything, of any phone, whenever I get a new one. I'll never get a plus. I'll get the smaller version. No. It, like, how can you fit it in your fucking pocket? I don't understand. No, can't do it. No. It hurts. No, I don't have any bang. I just use a loopy case. Shameless, shameless plug. A loopy case. Oh, oh, hell no. Oh, my God. Dude, that's just sick. Do you have seatbelt? Yeah. That's fucking wild. Why? I can, I can get behind the small one. I can get behind the small one. The big one? No. What are you doing? She, there's, there's, there's no way she's dropping that bitch, because she has so much time to grab the fucking leash. Yeah. Well, she probably does. Yeah, but do you really want to be spending your money on replacing a screen all the time? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Maybe. I don't know. It's, I mean, it's security whenever you're going to, like, a, yeah, it's security whenever you're going to, like, a big event, though, so I get it. Oh, yeah. Does she, though? Oh. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. I used to have the, like, the wallet version of the phone we use, but I used to have one of those. That shit kind of sucks, but that's the closest I've ever come. Anyway. Oh, yeah, no. Oh, I know. Every time she wears it. Bruh. You don't like it? Oh, I know. Any time she wears a fucking turtleneck, I just get all sorts of feelings up in my body. Okay. So, I just want to point out, this is probably something that you didn't even fucking notice, but the checkered floors everywhere in this episode. Love. Love. Love. Like, oh my god, the just rich, oozing checkered floor. I will have that in my next house. I will. I will. Yeah. It's massive. Anyway, so, I just noticed that, and I fucking love that so much. It was. Munch in general is just funny. I'm like, and I literally, like, I have a note that said, man, if Munch came to my door, I'd be scared as fuck. Because they let you, like, in the academy? Like, what the fuck? Why? Yeah. Is it your damn fucking right we are? I'm like, getting all up in this dude's face. I'm like, Munch, you ain't scaring nobody. No. No. And then, and then. It, it stopped at 15 minutes? Oh, but you, you have the video. Yeah, you have the video. Yeah. Mm? Yeah. Yikes. Yikes. But, okay, so. It's, it's okay. We're, we're, you're gonna make, you're gonna make it work. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. In the talks. In the works. Okay, so. I just wanna say, I just wanna say this really, really soft. Yeah, I have a few. But, Daddy Kraken getting mad. At this guy. Getting mad. At this guy. Yeah. Like, you have, you had Bad Cop Munch being funny as fuck. And then you have Daddy Kraken. He, he brought, he brought the, the, I don't even know. Yeah, he brought the heat. Cause I was scared a little bit. Oh, yeah. Love it. Love me some badass Kraken. Every time I see him though, I just laugh out loud. Because he literally has not changed. In like 25 years. 25 years. For a thing. Oh my god, for a thing. Yeah. Oh my god. That dude is probably like 40. Oh, I feel so bad for him. He's the sweetest guy. Yeah. Yeah. And then, wait, you forgot that Munch tried to, um, take the Emmy out to dinner. In this episode. At the end. Mmm. It's you again. Oh my god. Do you, do you know what she says? Like tells him after he asked her? She said, he's like, so you, like, you really don't want me to take you out to dinner? And then she's like, not while I can still feed myself. This is awful. Yeah. Check your audio again. To see if it, uh, it's still playing. I don't know. It like, it went, it went like low and then came back. And it did that earlier too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah. Okay, I just didn't know. Sorry guys. But, yeah. That's about all I have. And then, you know, I got obviously the fucking, in all caps, why is it open-ended? Cause why? Why don't they close out the fucking case? Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, yeah. That one didn't happen yet? No? Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I think I did. I remember what you're talking about. I, I, yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Subreddit. Subreddit. Oh, it's fine. Oh, so they have episodes? Oh, okay. Oh. So, like, I've only washed once? Or just I'm never washing it again? Like, from here on out? Yeah. Any fucking... Yeah. No. That's not mine. I would literally say the burden episodes. Fuck that dude, man. Yeah. That's mine. Yours probably would be the verdict. The no verdict one. No. Okay. What the verdict? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I could have, yeah. We can skip it. We don't have to watch it. Yeah. Just skip over the parts that you don't like. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's understandable. I don't think so, because there are, like, certain aspects of it that are way worse. I feel like. God, I feel like... I feel like I know this one. Like, the most shocking isn't, like, plot twists? Or just, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it was necessarily implied at that point, but they were definitely talking. Yeah. Who would call? Yeah. If you died, yeah. It's not Finn. Yeah, it's not Finn. It's Tucker? Yeah. Okay, yeah, I guess, whatever. But maybe she wanted to get IEB involved? I don't fuckin' know. But... Finn could do it. Finn could get everybody involved, it was fine. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah. Hated. Hated. I still wanna, like, I still want Elliot to find out that that's who she was thinking about and has been in the rest of her life with. Well, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. For you, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now he can't really be mad because the guy is six feet under. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. God. The most shocking one? Townhouse incident is a really good, is really good. I would... I'm trying to... So... The episode Bullseye, I think, is what I'm thinking of. Where... It's a season 12 episode. It's either Bullseye or Locus or Lotus, whatever the first one is. With the little girl and the parents or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. That one kinda shocked me and then the next one after that was Bullseye. And that one also shocked me because that guy, like... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he drove himself into a thing and blew himself up. Yeah, blew himself up. Yeah. Yeah. That one was pretty shocking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mhmm. Yep. Dude, and then Hammered. I think of Hammered a lot. But that's not season 12 though, I don't think. Is it season 12? Yeah, 11. But I think of that one a lot. Dude, 11 and 12? Bruh. I can't get over how iconic those episodes are. Back to back to back. Ow. Bruh. Oh my god. Yeah. That's just wild, bruh. Yeah, I'd say all of season 12. Just shock after shock, man. Jesus Christ. Yep. Yep. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. The Burden episode. Yes! Can too! Fuck that bitch! Bruh! Yes! Any of them with Kim! Fuck that bitch. Oh my god, no. I can't. I can't stand her. Especially the one where she left her kid to go shoot up or something like that in the bathroom and then left the water and then she ended up taking all of Amanda's shit. Oh god. Keep her... Yeah. Yeah. She had a warrant out for her arrest. Yeah. Yeah. I think that one... Anything with Kim in it and then in season 15 whenever Nick goes fucking rogue I'm just like really dude? But yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! The one in season 15. I think... No, it's not. No. It's the singing one, right? Yeah, it's season 15. Because the girls I watch season 15 a lot. The girls coach their little brothers to say shit. And it's with the little kid that looks like Mariska's kid. Yeah. And she had short hair at the time. That was kind of wild. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah. Because she was jealous or something. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I didn't... You noticed that? Oh my god. I did not notice that. Yeah. There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. But hey, look. I'm pro Travis Kelsey, bro. You don't give a fuck. Anyway. Yeah, well. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah, well, you know. They've been taking over. Yeah. It's probably going to end up happening. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. To be honest. Yeah. Yeah. No. It's going to happen. Oh my goodness. Alright, is that it? Yeah. I do not have random questions. Any... I know, right? Right at an hour. Look at that. I mean... My reading was like fucking ten minutes. Because, um... Yeah, wow. But, I think that is all that we have time for today. Is there any last words? Any last words? No last words. Okay, follow... Oh. Oh, God. What? I was going to plug our... I was going to plug our socials. But, okay. Hunter's got a website. You know, I've got to pay bills. Okay. Yeah. But, that's been fun. That's taken up a lot of my time. But, yeah. I mean, this is also fun. I'm willing to carve out some show watching time to do this, do that. All that shit. I don't know. I'm being weird right now. Yeah, that's true. That is true. But, yeah. So, follow us on social media. It's like LettyOFuck without the U on like everything. Literally everything. And send us your fix. Send us audio to your fix. Like reading your fix. You know, do all that stuff. Because we love hearing you guys read your own fix. And, Hunter has a very hard time doing that. So, Oh, yeah. Definitely. Which will probably start, like we should probably start a little bit. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. That would be really fun. I'm willing. I'm able and willing. Yeah. I want to hear their opinions and their thoughts on how they think you should fuck. Oh my gosh. Everybody just like ran away at that. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. We say that, but like fluff. Fluffy. Fluffy. No. Oh my goodness. Yeah, no. Absolutely not. Yeah, definitely. Okay. But, that is it. So, we will see you guys next episode. Bye.