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Welcome to Garage Talk 420. This is Chris and don't ask Alex. Alex, what are you doing right now? I'm just scrolling through some unlucky channels. Yeah, this is the first podcast for me and him. I hope you guys enjoy it. We're talking about anything and everything. We're on the HVAC team. We should not be here. So get your bowls, grab a beer, and come chill out with us because we're sitting here in the garage eating some bullshit. And Alex looks over at some podcast with the ashtray. It was just there. I just tripped and put it on. Gave it a go. You got roped into it like a white van with candy. White van with candy. Alright, alright, alright. Counting down, man. Four in. No, that's over the D. D number four. Okay. You got number four going on right now. What the fuck is this? It sounds like we're coming into a horror movie. Fucking people are blacked out. Throw some Tide Up. Oh my God. We can't normally have our regular music on because of copyright issues. So we're trying to find something that's worth having in the background. Commercials. Enjoy yourselves, everyone. Commercials. Man, this shit goes on and on and on. Alright, did we find something good here? Yeah. What are you looking at, the girl that's freaking fishing or the girl that's bent over just sucking on a microphone? No, a chick that feels free in a bikini in a tankini by the tops. Okay, okay. Her boobs are freaking sore. Her boobs are sore? She doesn't have a bra on right now. Stretching out limbs, eh? Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Alright, Alex, so how was your day today? Oh, it was fantastic. Any new stories from your boss? Not really. No, no, he went to the dentist today. He came back and it went great. Then we went over to the customer's house and stuff. A friend of a friend, a family member. I didn't know him for a while. I went over to his dorm and did some stuff around the house. Didn't last. Good for you. Mm-hmm. But it was a long day in the basement. Well, I'm hanging in the garage. Staying in. They're ready to prime me tomorrow. I get to sit back in the garage and drink beer. Smoke this bullet I'm packing. Smoke some brother's chicken. I mean, you're doing it on another platform, so. That's right. That's right, bro. You don't even know the chicken. Yo, baby, what's good? Can I get a fish today? That was a T-Channel. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. T-Channel. Yeah, yeah. All right, all right. I don't know what you mean by that. What's a T-Channel? Okay, okay, I understand. All right, I got it, I got it, all right. You don't even have to explain it to me. Dirty bastard. You play live stuff and shit in the chat and interact. You know, they have a whole day that's all segmented where you can play P.A. Yeah, I get it. You practice a little. But you do it watching. The last one you just watched, it was that girl bent over. Yeah, she was going to go fishing. You showed me someone sucking on a microphone. That was weird, man. You got dirty old men always looking at that. Yo, I changed the channel. That's why I went to the fishing. You got those, like, you know, 60-year-olds, 70-year-olds out there that, you know, just out there like, We'll see some titties today. Over where I work, there's a bungalow at this old guy's house. He's, like, 80 years old, and we went in there to go shut the water off. No, no, no, nobody was in there. But he had, like, a porno and a freaking DVD. I don't even remember. It was something like wild beach babes or something. It was some crazy shit, but he's, like, 80-something years old, taking a bag up in there and just beating his shit while he's. Wow. I don't know. Hey, whatever makes him happy. Enjoy it, sir. Go ahead, man. Yeah, just like your boss. Always. Always, you know. We got to dust the cobwebs off a little bit. Gets the job done, and it gets the job done. Do my work. It's two different types of fucking. Do work. Two different types of freaking working going on there. I know, man. It's a weird environment all the time. I feel bad for you. I popped up on the job site that one day, and I turn around, and I'm like, oh, my gosh. I got to go. I feel bad for you. You drove off. I was stuck there because I got driven there. I did not want to be there. I felt bad for the people who lived in a house across the street. If they had a ring cam, that bitch caught that ring cam. I was doing a bunch of other shit in the garden. I was busy, man. I was painting, standing at the porch. Yeah, but that was happening like, I don't know, freaky. There was even peripheral vision. You have to close your whole right eye just not to see. Had music going, and I just chilled out and did my thing. Because that shit don't work. I did that. Yeah, I never wanted to go back there. Yeah, it was great. Uh-huh. Awesome. Congratulations. Boy, still, you had to deal with that painful damage. I had to move the staircase over a little bit, like a foot and a half. That's what it was. He just rambles every now and then. He smokes a little weed, and he just keeps going. Hey, hey, hey. You did that shit, too, when you were sleeping. I was sleeping. Talking in my sleep. Uh-huh. Jesus. Uh-huh. So, yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, 420. 420. I don't even know. Oh, 648. 648. 420. We missed 420, so we're just backtracking. I looked at it, and I was like, hmm. We got ourselves some brews. Shout-out to the company we drink. You can't say. Starts with a C. I can't believe it's only Wednesday. Hump day. Hump day. Forgot about that. I love that commercial with the camera. Fucking battery went up a percentage, but it's not even charging it. That's a crazy battery. Watch out. I might catch a fire. Oh, great. That unplugged anyway, right? I had to unplug it. What? Yeah. Too much power? I can't even percentage it. Oh, I'm so sorry, man. Oh, my God. You can't find your own power now. Oh, my God. What are you doing over there? He just keeps going and going, destroying the garage. Are you okay over there? I'm fine. I'm trying to find the poles. Oh, shit. He just loses his mind. He's making noise. He's making dropping shit. Oh, my God. Technical difficulty. Focus shot. You fucked everything. You just go. I wanted you to do that. I wanted you to go through all that work. Just so you can know that there's no fuck on that. Shit, but they're prepared. They're prepared. See, this is not your normal kind of podcast. This is just a normal day in the garage. You're just here to hang out. I guess you continue to come back. You always have cold beer and a packed bowl. It's time for your speech. Who cares what everybody's talking about? Are you done yet? No. Oh, my God. Yeah. How's that going to help you charge your phone? That's going to help me enjoy the life because I've got to charge. All right. Okay. What is this even for? No more weed for you, man. Why not? That's 420. That's the whole shell. What the hell is this for? What? You didn't do that three years old? What the fuck? I'm going to smoke all the weed. He's upstairs. Kill him. Kill him. Oh, well. You fucked the whole thing up, bro. Now you made it green, though. Are you done destroying my garage? Making all the noise and frack it? No, it's not really. Oh, okay. So you got more going in? You still have more to do? Yeah. Oh, okay. Got a few more things we can use. I think you just need to keep drinking that beer. Why? Hit this bolt. Bolt? You forgot about the bolt, man. I filled it before I left to go for the... Oh, you took a hit when I did that? Of course I did. You think I was forced to? I took a couple hits. I wasn't going to wait for you. Screen reading in here. Screen reading. Screen reading. What's up with you? I feel like I saw that. I know. You should have brought the good stuff down here. Fuck this crappy shit. This is what you get for free weed, though. Free weed. My buddy said his mother was fucking ripped on some edibles after announcing this shit. Kind of funny, actually. What the fuck is this? Seven Best Saturday Night Live Cash Rewards. Trump Live Appearance. Pose as a riddle that you use to still have insults. Okay. I don't know what the riddle is. It's a riddle. I'll just go get a random shot of beer. Fox Lions provides an important lesson about speaking up when something weird is happening. What? What was weird happening? We got that game. Those two games coming up this weekend. I think Sunday. We got the 49ers and the Lions. And the Ravens and the Chiefs. Yeah, I hope the Lions win. I hope it's Lions and Ravens. Lions and Ravens. They don't need the Chiefs. What if she's supposed to be like the... What if she's supposed to be the halftime show one year, What if she's supposed to be the halftime show one year, and they just happen to say they're still together? Because we all know what happens in like a year, year and a half. He becomes a song. Is that a conflict? In a way? I don't know. It'd be weird. I don't know. She'll be the halftime show and he'll be there trying to win the Super Bowl. Okay. Yeah. I feel like that'll be fixed for next year. Like this type of... This year was just a little too much. Because every time they had a game, all they had to do was turn the camera to her. We already know she's there. Great. Show her once and be done. There are a few artists who go there for shows. Yeah, but they do it a lot for her. Every time he scores, they shoot him and they shoot up to the friggin' spot she's at. Every time. What happens? A lot of people say they feel it takes away from the football game. I agree. It does. Yeah. Right. I mean, why has she got to be shown? She has her own fuckin' fame in other ways. She doesn't need to be fuckin' famous in the football area. Right. Unless she's just, you know, halftime show. On the field, yeah. I think that's a lot of people's opinions. With this, you know. Because they're not there to see Taylor Swift. 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